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Schedules
Based on this post.
Pyrrha: *with Yang* J-Jaune.
Jaune: *looking up from notebook* Pyr?
Pyrrha: *sweating* W-W-Would you be i-interested, I mean, um, me a-and Yang, um, w-we want...we want-WE-
Yang: Hey. *holds Pyrrha's hand* Don't worry P-Money, I got this. *kisses her cheek*
Yang: Loverboy! You know how me and Pyrrha have been dating for a few weeks, right?
Jaune: Yes, and I'm very happy it's been going well for the both of you!
Yang: Thank you. And you, Pyrrha, and me have been hanging with each other more than often, so we're good friends, right?
Jaune: I mean, you do invite me to third-wheel on your dates. I think we're a bit more than "good" friends, no?
Pyrrha: *red*
Yang: You cute little flirt, you.
Jaune: What?
Yang: Me and Pyrrha where thinking. Coul-
Pyrrha: COULD YOU DATE US?!?!
Jaune: HUH?
Yang: Whoa! Way to put it all out, babe! I'm proud of you.
Jaune: *blushing* C-Could you repeat that.
Pyrrha: Yang and me both decided we wanted you to join our, uh, relationship. We both lo...l-lov...we both really like you. You're smart and kind and handsome and determined andireallywanttokissyouonthemouthand-
Yang: Yeah, what she said. You're a real catch, Loverboy. And we want to reel you in. So...what do you say?
Jaune: Wow...really? I...I would love to be a part of you relationship.
Yang: YES!
Pyrrha: *nearly faints out of sheer happiness*
Jaune: But I can't.
Yang: What.
Pyrrha: *glass break sfx*
Pyrrha: Wha-Why not?!
Jaune: I'm too busy!
Yang: ...what.
Jaune: I can't date the two of you. I don't have the time.
Yang: Is this some kind of joke, Vomit-Boy? Because if it is, you need to get better material.
Jaune: It's not a joke! See? *pulls out piece of paper*
Pyrrha: What is this?
Jaune: My schedule.
Yang: Combat class...leadership class...cook for team? Frag time? The hell is that?
Pyrrha: Oh, that must be when he plays that shooty game he plays. Team...something 2?
Yang: What the? Training with Pyrrha? BABE! You've had alone time with him and you didn't invite me?
Pyrrha: I'm sorry!
Jaune: See? I'm really sorry girls. I'd love to date you, but my schedule's packed.
Yang: *seething with rage*
Pyrrha: no...NO! I WON'T ACCEPT THIS! JAUNE ARC! YOU WILL MAKE TIME FOR US BOTH!
Yang: Yeah!
Pyrrha: YOU WILL GO ON DATES WITH US!
Yang: YEAH!
Pyrrha: YOU WILL GIVE US GIFTS!
Yang: YEAH!
Pyrrha: AND YOU WILL MAKE LOVE TO US GENTLY ON A HOT SUMMER'S NIGHT!!!
Yang: YEA-wait what?
Jaune: But...but...I don't have the time!
Yang: Jaune, just do your work later in the day.
Jaune: But my sleep.
Pyrrha: Beloved, you wake up at the crack of dawn. You'll be fine.
Yang: And if it really is such an issue, just do your work with us. We mostly have the same homework, anyways.
Jaune: I...I never even thought of that.
Pyrrha: *sighs* You're such a silly, silly man.
Yang: Hey, he's our silly, silly man.
Jaune: Yeah! I mean, we are a thing now, right?
Yang: Damn straight! Now, get on your bed.
Jaune: Huh?
Yang: You see, Loverboy, you got me and P-Money over here really stressed out with your, "schedule shenanigans," and we need to cool off.
Pyrrha: *nodding head*
Yang: When we're stressed, we usually cuddle each other. But why do that when we have this big, blonde, hunky teddy bear in front of us? You feel me?
Jaune: *blushing* Y-Yeah. I, uh, I feel you.
Yang: Oh you'll be feeling us alright.
Jaune: *very red*
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Team JRNY!
Vytal Festival Champs and Team RWBN's noisy neighbors
Without any ties to strengthen the sister team bond (Jaune and Ruby were the glue), both teams never grow closer than being neighborly acquaintances
#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#pyrrha nikos#yang xiao long#team jrny#lancaster#arkos#dragonslayer#sunlit knight#gilded rose#armored dragon#milk and cereal#greek fire#burning gilded rose
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Pyrrha: C'mon! Use your semblances! Please?
Jaune: ... Fine. *Hands Glow* You're lucky you're so cute.
Yang: *Burning* Yeah. It's adorable.
Pyrrha: ... Lamp~
Moths are not 'Attracted' to light sources, rather they mistake them for the Moon (By which the navigate) and get confused.
#rwby#jaune arc#yang xiao long#rwby shitpost#pyrrha nikos#arkos#greek fire#armoured dragon#armored dragon#moth!faunus Pyrrha
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Blake: So are you a top or a bottom?
Yang: I'm a threat.
Pyrrha: *From the other room* She's a bottom!
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Yang: Oooh~ My tits are so big and heavy~.
Yang: I just wish I had someone that could help me hold them up sometimes~.
Pyrrha: Oh, I used to have that problem too.
Yang: Uh-
Pyrrha: Would you like me to contact the company that made my athletic tops and have them make you some as well? They're very high quality and provide plenty of support.
Yang: That's not-
Pyrrha: Don't worry about the cost. I'll cover it, you are my friend after all.
Yang: ...
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Engineer!Jaune (Based on my ask to @howlingday)
Ruby: YOU WHAT?!
Jaune: Yeah, just like my Uncle Dell Conagher-Arc said: “Hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer — that means I solve problems. Not problems like 'What is beauty?' because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.”
Ruby: BUT YOU DELIBERATELY CUT YOUR OWN ARM!!!
Jaune: Yeah? So did my uncle
Ruby: JAUNE!!!
Jaune: What?! It’s the only way to make sure Nora or you fires my Plasma guns!!!
Ruby: But you didn’t need to cut your own arm!!!
Yang: I heard screaming, what’s wrong?
Ruby: JAUNE CUT HIS OWN ARM!!!
Yang: WTF JAUNE?! I KNOW YOU’RE CRAZY AFTER ALL OF THIS 3 YEARS, BUT THIS IS TOO FAR!!!
Blake: Yang, honey, please don’t scream *Sees Jaune’s arm* What happened to your arm
Ruby: HE CUT HIS OWN ARM OFF!!!
Blake: WHAT?! PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE JOKING
Ruby: I’M NOT!!!
Weiss: WOULD ALL OF YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?! PLEASE STOP SCREAMING!!! *Spots Jaune’s arm* What happened to your arm?
Blake: He cut it himself
Weiss: YOU WHAT?! THAT IS PREPOSTEROUS!!!
Jaune: I did.
Weiss: ….
*Knocks on the door*
Jaune: Who is it? *Opens the door and sees Uncle Dell*
Ruby: Who is it Jaune?
Jaune: *Excited* It’s my uncle! Uncle Dell? What’s up!!!
Uncle Dell: Hey kid, heard you cut your own arm. Is it true?
Jaune:*In a slight Texan accent* I did
Uncle Dell: As i expected from a 10Y/O kid who obtained 11 PhDs
RWBY: He’s what?!
Uncle Dell: Yup, he sure did. *Speaks back to Jaune* Hey kid, who’s these fine ladies? Is one of them is your girlfriend?
Jaune: *Still in the same accent* No uncle, all of them are girlfriends and girlfriends. And one of them is in a polyamorous relationship. *Points to Ruby* That’s Ruby *Points to Weiss* Her girlfriend Weiss *Points to Blake and Yang* The emo one (Blake: HEY!) is Blake and the Yellow one is Yang. They’re the one whose on a polyamorous relationship.
Uncle Dell: With who?
Pyrrha: *In the door* Blake! Yang! Can you help me with my groceries please? *Sees Jaune* Jaune!!! *Proceed to run at full speed to hug Jaune*
Jaune: Whoa! *falls into his own back
Pyrrha: We’ve missed you so much!!!*Felt something metallic*… What happened to your arm Jaune?
Yang: *Helping Pyrrha with the groceries* He cut his own arm
Pyrrha: HE’S WHAT?!
Yang: That’s not even the most shocking part, he also got 11 PhDs.
Pyrrha: *Staring at Jaune and Dell talking to each other and seeing him gives an Australium to Jaune*…. No wonder he’s always the top in every class except combat.
*After helping the girls with the groceries, maybe around 5-10 minutes*
Jaune: Welp, We’ll talk later Uncle Dell, we’re going to have a cookout and those groceries won’t lift by themselves.
Uncle Dell: Yeah, we’ll talk later about the sentry improvements. Got a call from work. Y’know, the usual RED and BLU stuff.
Jaune: No problem uncle, how about we meet at our usual bar?
Uncle Dell: Sure thing bud, say the time and date and i’m on my way. With the rest of the crew ofcourse.
Jaune: Heavy still pissed at me for beating him in an arm wrestling huh?
Uncle Dell: I mean, you’d rarely sees a 15 Y/O kid beating a 6’5 400 Pounds man with Aura in arm wrestling contests. *Chuckle* Well i gotta go *Gets in his 1966 Chevy Pickup*
Jaune: Sure Uncle Dell. Be sure to not be dead
Uncle Dell: The machine’ll revive me kiddo *Dabs Jaune perfectly* Bye kid. *Drives off*
Jaune: *Chuckles* Bye uncle Dell! *Waves his metallic arm*
The girls: *Speaking together in a dark tone* You got some explaining to do. Jaune~.
Jaune: Oh… shit….
#Engineer!Jaune AU#jaune arc#rwby#TF2#tf2 engineer#ruby rose#yang xiao long#pyrrha nikos#weiss schnee#dell conagher#whiterose#bumbleby#greek fire#purrha#Yang x blake x pyrrha#Cicada killer wasp
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Time Travel Question 39: Medievalish and Earlier 6
These Questions are the result of suggestions from the previous iteration.
This category may include suggestions made too late to fall into the correct earlier time grouping. Basically, I'd already moved on to human history, but I'd periodically get a pre-homin suggestion, hence the occasional random item waaay out of it's time period, rather than reopen the category.
In some cases a culture lasted a really long time and I grouped them by whether it was likely the later or earlier grouping made the most sense with the information I had. (Invention ofs tend to fall in an earlier grouping if it's still open. Ones that imply height of or just before something tend to get grouped later, but not always. Sometimes I'll split two different things from the same culture into different polls because they involve separate research goals or the like).
Please add new suggestions below if you have them for future consideration. All cultures and time periods welcome.
#Time Travel#The Pāla Empire#10th Century#The Jaintia Kingdom#700 CE#15th Century#Polish History#Indian History#Middle Ages#Greek Fire#East Roman Empire#Western Asian History#Loki#History of Religion#Indigenous History#The Americas
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I firmly believe that in any other relationship, Pyrrha would be the dense one. Any indication someone liked her romantically just shoots over her head.
#rwby#pyrruby#schneekos#pussy magnet#greek fire#valkos#pyrrha nikos#rip pyrrha you would have loved having a girlfriend
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Armoured Dragon Gibslythe ship table
(God let me find this ship template and now I'm gonna make it everyone else's problem.)
#armoured dragon#armored dragon#jaune arc#yang xiao long#pyrrha nikos#jaune x yang x Pyrrha#jaune arc x yang xiao long x pyrrha nikos#arkos#greek fire#dragonslayer#rwby arkos#rwby greek fire#rwby dragonslayer#rwby#gibslythe ship template
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Pyrrha: Hey Yang~ How about a new Year's Kiss~
Yang: I was planning on it.
Pyrrha: C'mon then Press those lips against mine~
Yang: *Leans in for a kiss*
Pyrrha: *Stopping her* Ope~ That's not what I meant~
Yang: Huh?
Pyrrha: Different Lips Honey~
Yang: *Blushing* Ah.
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Jaune: Hey, I found this cool flower!
Pyrrha & Yang *the unimaginably beautiful women who follow him everywhere*: That’s great honey.
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Your OTP/3/4/more?
Have some Armored Dragon
I'm a greedy guy so I can't just give one answer, y'know?
Some of my favorites are (in no particular order)
Gilded Rose (Jaune, Ruby, Pyrrha)
Trafficknight (Jessica, Jaune Ruby)
Chivalry (M!Ruby, F!Jaune, F!Oscar)
Crossguard (Jaune, Jessica, Pyrrha)
Sunny Bees (Yang, Blake, Sun)
Fueled By Roses (Cinder, Ruby, Jaune)
and Sunlit Knight (Ruby, Jaune, Yang)
Arkos was my OTP before the incident, now it's Lancaster (to no one's surprise, I'm sure)
There are a lot of OT3s and OT4s I'm down with that I don't wanna fill this post with
#rwby#jaune arc#yang xiao long#pyrrha nikos#jaune x yang#yang x pyrrha#jaune x pyrrha#rwby dragonslayer#dragonslayer#greek fire#arkos#armored dragon
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Yang: P-Money? You Mind unwrapping me?
Pyrrha, A lamia: But your so warm~ How could I ever release you from my coils~
Yang: *Woozy from Love and Lack of oxygen* Okay Pyrrha ...
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Ruby: *Teeth Chattering* D-Does it need t-to be so c-c-cold?
Weiss, a Slime: The lowered temperatures help me maintain Viscosity and Surface tension, though if it is too frigid for you, I suppose I could make do with egg whites and Corn starch to keep shape.
Ruby: I'm going to the store! I'll be back soon! Love you!
Weiss: I- I love you too! Dolt ...
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Jaune: *Trips* Ow! Penny!
Penny, Living Armor: Yes, Jaune?
Jaune: Please don't leave *Holding a Gauntlet* Pieces Of yourself? Around?
Penny: Technically that is simply a catalyst for my being in the material plane, but I will endeavor to not drop anymore pieces in inappropriate places.
Jaune: Huh! Neat! Thanks in advance.
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Cinder, a Demon: Stop getting in my way before I melt you.
Neo, an Animated Doll: (That's no way to speak to your girlfriend)
Cinder: WE AREN'T DATING!
Neo: (You're right ...)
Neo: *Producing a marriage license* (We're Married!)
Cinder: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT-
#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#yang xiao long#weiss schnee#pyrrha nikos#cinder fall#greek fire#whiterose#arculus rift#spicecream#neopolitan#neopolitian (rwby)#rwby au
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Happiness
Ruby: ...
Yang: You okay, Rubes?
Ruby: Yeah... Just could really use some cuddles right now. *Sad sigh*
Jaune: *Walks in, picks up Ruby bridal style, walks off*
Yang: ...
Yang: *Sad sigh*
Yang: ...
Yang: Dang-
Pyrrha: *Walks in* Sorry, I was down in Vale.
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WHAT IF. blood of the Earth ≈ oil. therefore the Greek gods’ ichor was composed of a high concentration of crude oil?? THE GODS BLEED BLACK????
Maybe translations got a bit weird with a prophecy mentioning something about “oil / ichor (for containing oil) being worth as much as gold” in the future. And over time stories eventually mentioned that ichor looked like gold?
If this was the case, ichor would of course have other stuff in it. Maybe White Phosphorus would be fun just because magic. white ichor that glows sickly green in the dark and is also toxic! ichor being toxic is mentioned several times in myths!!!
this gets WILDER when you think about the Byzantines’ Greek fire also “setting the water on fire”. KIND OF LIKE HOW OIL DOES. (The implications of Greek fire containing the Gods’ blood is WILD. Like what happened for the gods to give them their blood for a weapon?? Did the gods do so to protect their country and nation? Did commanders strike a deal with their old gods of the land to protect their current one? Also super metal.) ALSO GODS’ BLOOD BEING FLAMMABLE. AOAUGHGAUGH.
the image of two gods fighting badly, covered in deep black gashes and surrounded by pools and spills of viscous oil. Being injured and heavily coughing up spurts of the stuff.
This could also work for gods’ eyes turning black when angry (crude oil?) but also maybe being white (white phosphorus)???? MAGIC LOGIC GO WITH IT
#eyes#ichor#oil#i am far from being a chemist and know that literally basically nothing makes sense here I humbly request you indulge me.#Greek fire#phosphorus
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The secrets behind some of history's advanced ancient inventions, from the Byzantine's enigmatic Greek fire to the Roman glassmaker's elusive vitrum flexile, have been lost, leaving us mystified by the remarkable innovations crafted by our ancestors thousands of years ago.
The legendary universal antidote, Mithridatium, perfected by King Mithridates VI and Nero's physician, featured a concoction of opium, chopped vipers, and ancient wisdom.
Archimedes' heat-ray weapon, inspiring modern warfare, found its echo in DARPA's 2001 unveiling of a heat-ray weapon
The fascinating stories behind these timeless creations continue to inspire wonder, from the rediscovery of Damascus steel, blending ancient craftsmanship with modern insights and nanotechnology, to the mysteries of lost inventions now thriving in the modern era.
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