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chieftyphoonchaos · 2 years

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When an overprotective father keeps an eye on his daughter when she goes out with her lover...😂🤣😂🤣😜😝

Damn, my dad is watching us again Ethan. Let's get out of here and fast or we're in big trouble. He's going to kill you like he killed my previous boyfriends and I can't save you this time. Come with me, now. I love you so much Ethan.

I love you too, Ilsa.

I swear, my dear Mathilde may now call herself Ilsa Faust. If Ethan Hunt can't keep his hands off my daughter, he'll give me a good reason to want to kill him.

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😜😝😜😝😝😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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vavuska · 4 months

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The super-heterosexual tendency of cinematic villains to have a nude guy in their pleasure dungeon

Casino Royale (2006), dir. by Martin Campbell, with Daniel Craig as James Bond and Mads Mikkelaen as Le Chiffre

This should have been Will Graham - we all know that

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freetobeafcknriot · 5 months

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MY FAVORITE QUEER CHARACTERS OF 2023

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solarpoweredheart · 10 months

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I would risk it all repeatedly

#mads mikkelsen #hannibal lecter #marvel #doctor strange #star wars #rogue one #galen erso #le chiffre #james bond #indiana jones 5 #hannibal #danish #hannigram #hot daddy #indiana jones and the dial of destiny

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 5 months

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Vincent Price as Dr. Goldfoot

Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine (1965)

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skitskatdacat63 · 1 year

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reaction gifs but they're all from that one Mercedes ad with Nico and Schumi[x]

#im sure people have already gifed this commercial but #all i could think abt was how legit every shot from it is perfect for reaction gifs so I had to #sry for cutting out mika!! i just am rly psychosexually obsessed with schumi and nico in this #anyways this ad actually genuinely brainrots me i cant stop thinking abt it #the vibe in this? absolutely indescribable i have so many *thoughts*#smth smth sugar daddy smth smth james bond #why do the both look so hot for a fkn ad i canttttttt #nico in this......#also their acting ability????? off the charts??????#(i think once i gained the power to make gifs i cant help myself from making them on whims)#nico rosberg #michael schumacher #reaction gifs #formula 1 #f1 #mercedes #we do a little bit of f1 #schumi #(two posts today! wow! but i drafted the other one in the evening yesterday and this one was an impulse made at 5 am while sick)

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berryinparis · 1 year

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the way that I would let this man &@&$@&&!@#

#james bond #female manipulator #007 #daniel craig #feral #male gaze #written by a man #girlblogging #2014 tumblr #femcel #black and white #daddy #tumblr sexymen poll

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dadsinsuits · 9 months

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Roger Moore

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secondaxispoint · 1 year

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REQUESTS

REQUESTS ARE OPEN

Fandoms:

The Last of Us

Supernatural

The Mandalorian

Sherlock

Kingsman

Spider-Man

Dr. Strange

NARCOS

Our Flag Means Death

House M.D.

Good Omens

What We Do in the Shadows

Bond movies (Daniel Craig)

Criminal Minds

Detroit: Become Human

Dream Daddy

Team Fortress 2

Red Dead Redemption 2

(I might be leaving some out by accident)

WHAT I DO WRITE

Male reader x Male character

Gender Neutral reader x Male character

Male Character x Male character

Trans male reader

WHAT I DON’T WRITE

Female reader

Underage

!ncest

Problematic ships

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spinach-pine · 1 year

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the feeling's in the song ♤♡◇♧

#le chiffre #mads mikkelsen #mads mikkelsen edit #daddy #james bond #casino royale

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imprvdente · 7 months

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What if James and Océanne Holmes had a child and Mycroft did not murder James

from: If they had a kid meme status: accepting!

Name: George Bond-Holmes

Gender: Male

General Appearance: Dark brown hair, blue eyes, very tall (6'2")

Personality: Charming and social, George makes friends easily. He grows up to become a flirty and playful young man. Still, with two impressive parents with impressive careers, he's always felt a certain pressure to perform perfectly in all his endeavors. He's a bit of a perfectionist because of that; and is also very hard-working.

Special Talents: He is good at deductions, a Holmes skill he was eager to hone. He's also very athletic and has danced ballet since he was about 5 years old.

Who they like better: George is 100% a mommy's boy.

Who they take after more: He's a mix of both his parents, though he might take a bit more from his mom than his dad. Still a little bit of a goblin, but much more refrained than his dad (an infamous goblin).

Personal Headcanon: George has done ballet ever since he was a boy. He would like to make a career out of it but doesn't dare say that to anyone in his family. Even though his mom inspired his passion for ballet, he's afraid to disappoint his family's expectations of him with such a career choice.

Face Claim: Alain Delon

#can't be a holmes without daddy or mommy issues sorry xD #still has the Bond goblin gene tho <3 #&(james bond)#fish (holmes)#&(george bond holmes)#fish replies #multipleoccupancy

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slutforsilverfoxes · 1 year

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Happy Father’s Day to the ever-growing list of dilfs & daddies who inspire this author & account 🖤

And also to my actual father who I pray never finds this account

#aaron hotchner #unit chief daddy #jethro gibbs #steve mcgarrett #danny williams #thomas shelby #james bond #tony dinozzo #court gentry #joel miller #patrick jane #bucky barnes #steve rogers #i have a problem #i have to stop #or this will go on forever

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xxxlegodaddyxxx · 2 years

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Belvedere Presents Daniel Craig, Directed by Taika Waititi: Director’s Cut

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HAS ANYONE ELSE SEEN THIS ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE!!!

#Daniel Craig #James bond #cowboys and aliens #Knives out #Me #Mine #YouTube #soft dom #daddy vibes #mine #lego-daddy-lxxiv #dd/bg #princess #daddy #babygirl

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secretwerewolfsweets · 2 months

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#james bond #older men do it better #heavy metal #older daddy #older man younger woman

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yamujiburo · 1 year

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HANAMUSA (JESSIExDELIA) MASTER POST

I probably should have started doing this forever ago but I wasn’t sure how long I was gonna stick with drawing these comics. But I guess we’re in it now! This will be continually updated~ EVERYTHING UNDER THE CUT

BEFORE YOU START:

This post is required reading about Team Rocket’s ages since that’s usually a question that comes up a lot LOL. As for Delia’s age, she is said to be 29 in Takeshi Shudo’s (original writer on Pokémon) novel that built out the world and characters of the anime.

Next, I feel like this chart helps give the vibe of what these characters relationship is (all just headcanons except for their names and ages)!

WHERE TO START:

Here’s a post I made detailing how Jessie, James and Meowth initially start living with Delia. It also goes into what each character does in this AU. Before going into the post, you might enjoy this fanfic my girlfriend commissioned! It’s based off of said post and is a more enjoyable read.

Here’s also a list of headcanons!

COMICS:

Here’s all the comics I’ve done! The order of most of them are pretty ambiguous and up in the air but I put them in the order I kinda see in my head! There are some that do take place before Jessie and Delia start dating though! Also a few comics that have several parts but the “next” and “prev” links will be in each comic. So I’ll only link the first part of those ones in this masterpost.

Pre-Relationship

Fast Food

Ophidiophobia

Whipped

Making Eyes

Hairbrush

Inquiries

Separated

First Kiss

During Relationship

Big Bed

Tattoo

Crumbs

Pet Clown

I’d Like To

Jessica

Lipstick (not a comic but some fun extra dialogue for this)

Glow

Official

Stare Down

Shovel Talk

Invisible Walls

Date Night

Face Blind

One Motto Away

Babygirl

Snowgasboard

Delia’s Got a Cold

Mr. Jessie Ketchum

Peek-At-Chu

Hands Off Pikachu!

Wine Nights with James

Beauty and the Beach

Turning Point Arc

Sunscreen

Where Do Babies Come From

Head Scritches

Love Life

Ugly

Ace Trainers

Pikasitting

Mother’s Day

Father’s Day

Gift for Delia

Gift for Jessie

Jessilina Fan

Crossdressing

Type

Hickeys

Journey Arc

Tone

Cooking Twerp

Son

Cooking Advice

Serperior Facts

Cassidy’s Cabin Arc

Father/Son Bonding

Uniform

Hand-Me-Downs

Glasses

Study Help

Happy Valentine’s Day

Wrapped

Daddy Daughter Double Battle

Splinter

Married Life

Wedding

Arbok/Weezing Reunion

Snake Eyes

MISC DRAWINGS:

I’ll update this with links to my other miscellaneous drawings later!

FAQ:

What does "Hanamusa" mean?

Hanamusa is a combination of Delia and Jessie's Japanese names, Hanako and Musashi respectively.

When does this AU take place?

It takes place sometime after the Mezase Pokémon Master/To Be a Pokémon Master series. So all the events that happened in the series, unless retconned within the series, happened. Ash is 10 at the start of the comics.

What's the status between Jessie, James, Meowth and Giovanni/Team Rocket?

Not great terms since they were fired, but also not the worst terms. Giovanni just let the three of them go without any further issues. I will say that I've always loved the theory that Giovanni keeps Jessie specifically around because of her parentage and he as a soft spot for her that he keeps a secret. I feel like Matori was the one that got the three of them fired and Giovanni wasn't able to make an excuse for them this time (without showing nepotism/special treatment) so he was forced to let them go.

If you headcanon Delia as a lesbian, how did Ash come to be?

Delia was young when she had Ash and I hc that she just didn’t really explore her sexuality much! I myself didn’t realized I liked women until I was 18 and didn’t know I liked ONLY women until like 2 years ago. She got married, had a baby and realized after her husband left that she liked women (trans people exist obviously but I’m also interpreting Ash’s father as a cis man).

Who do you think Ash’s dad is?

I don’t know and I don’t really care to explore it. I’m going off of the novel interpretation that he’s just a deadbeat that left to be a trainer, failed and never came back because of the shame. He’s not important.

Isn’t Giovanni Ash’s dad?

That’s a common misconception that people remember wrong from the Pokémon Live show. Delia mentions she dated Giovanni but then left him and his gang after meeting Ash’s father. I also don’t consider the live show canon personally! I follow The Birth of Mewtwo timeline where Madame Boss founded Team Rocket.

Do you think Delia and Giovanni dated at least?

Nah, I think he’s too old for her? I always got the vibe from The Birth of Mewtwo that he was quite a bit older than Jessie and it’d be sus if he was dating Delia when she was married to, and had a child with her husband at 18/19. He’s a bad guy but not a BAD guy.

You mentioned you still ship Jessie and James. Why not make a Jessie, James, Delia polycule?

I have a few reasons I’ve mentioned before! 1. I’m in super deep with this AU already and I feel it’d be very confusing for casual viewers of my stuff if James was added into the relationship haha. 2. I’ve drawn Jessie and James together since 2011 and took this AU as an opportunity to try my hand at writing them as queer, platonic besties bc I love that interpretation of them a lot as well. 3. I’m not poly myself and the way I write this ship is largely based off of my experiences with my girlfriend. I just know I’d favor the Jessie/Delia of it all which isn’t fair and not a good interpretation of a poly relationship. All that said, I DO super enjoy seeing peoples’ poly headcanons and art!

Who does James end up with in this AU?

No one. He's aroace and is happy to be single

Do Jessie and James have all their Pokémon in this AU

I think they have all the Pokémon that they did by the end of Mezase Pokémon Master (all their Pokémon that were left at HQ). Most of their released Pokémon have stayed released and the Alola Pokémon are still in Alola. I bring back Arbok and Weezing post-Jessie and Delia getting married. I may bring back Chimecho, Growlie and Cacnea if I think of an idea I like!

What are Meowth and James up to in this AU?

Hop back to the top of this post under the "Where to Start" section. All your questions will be answered.

Does Ash travel with anyone at this point of his life?

I don't have anyone in particular in mind! I could see him making new friends (Nemona???) or traveling with different combinations of old friends. Like him, Misty and Goh, him, Dawn and Cilan, him, Serena and Lillie etc.

Will Delia ever get over her phobia of snake Pokémon

Not fully! I think overcoming fears is fine and good but I think real PHOBIAS are much harder to get past and I don't want to cheapen it. She slowly gets used to Jessie's Seviper specifically and gets to the point where she can pet it comfortably with Jessie in the room. But otherwise, still scared and would need that same amount of time per Pokémon

Is Jessie gaining weight or is it just me?

Not just you! Jessie puts on a bit of relationship weight overtime as you'll see in the later comics in the timeline. Jessie grew in poverty, never knowing when her next meal would be and that continued into her life as a Team Rocket member. Once she was able to settle down (with a woman who runs her own restaurant no less) she's able to live a healthier lifestyle with regular meals and puts on some weight because of that.

Does Jessie ever feel self conscious about gaining weight?

Nope! She feels happier and healthier and hotter. She's also unreasonably excited to clear out her old clothes and get a new wardrobe.

Would Jessie and Delia ever have kids together or adopt?

Nah, Ash is enough for them! I have come up with hypothetical kids for them but they're not canon to this AU. Just a fun little thing for me.

Will you ever put this on webtoon?

Nah. People mostly ask me this because they want to read everything in the order of the timeline but to my knowledge, you can’t reorder chapters or installments which would defeat the purpose. I also don’t think nintendo fan stuff would fly there. Also, also it’s just extra work and another place to upload and I want to keep this all fun for myself~

#hanamusashipping #hanamusa #hanamusa comic #master post

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jesterghost · 9 months

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You can tell when m/f relationships with an age gap on tv are meant to be male power fantasies (99% of the time) bc the man is always so. Brooding. Serious. Yeh he can get immaculate pussy like this any day of the week or whatevs. This woman isnt really here to be desired by the audience, but to make you understand how cool the guy is.

#show me a daddy that actually loves his gf challenge #i just cant find them the older guy its always either a predator or james fucking bond #female desire is so rarely contemplated in the picture #txt

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