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silly batfam hc that at some point Bruce got so sick of the kids fighting over things that he just got all of them a bunch of stickers with their respective logos and went "if something is yours, put your logo on it so others will know. don't use anything that doesn't have your logo without permission." he regrets the choice ever since.
Tim: B please tell Jason that no, he cannot claim the entire bathroom in the left wing to himself
Bruce: Jay ??
Jason: What? My sticker is on it. It's the one with the good shower and now it's MINE
Tim: THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS
Alfred: Master Damian, please refrain from placing Robin stickers on my baking trays.
Damian: I don't expect you to understand my genius, Pennyworth. This ensures the cookies that you bake are mine every time.
Alfred, sighing: No.
Bruce: Why is there a Nightwing sticker on every single chandelier in the house?
Dick, grinning: Why do you think?
Bruce, head in hands: No, Tim, you can't put a Red Robin sticker on every computer in the house.
Tim: Okay, but why not? It's efficient if no one else uses them. I also put one on the 3rd shelf of the fridge. That's mine now.
Bruce: God what have I done
Bruce: Putting a sticker on the Batmobile will not convince me to let you drive it, Duke.
Duke: Aw man I was sure that'd work. Time to go put a sticker on the Batplane
Bruce: ???
Bruce: Jason, you have a Black Bat sticker on your back.
Jason: What? ...Oh, you have one too.
Tim: Everyone has one somewhere on them. Cass stuck them on without anyone noticing.
Dick, holding back tears: CASSSSSS
Cass: Mine.
Bruce: No, Stephanie, you cannot put a sticker on the entire kitchen and claim it as yours.
Steph: What if I put a sticker on all your wallets and credit cards
Bruce: No
Steph: Will all your money be mine???
Bruce: I already pay for everything you do
Steph: ANSWER THE QUESTION B
#batfam#batman#cassandra cain#damian wayne#dc comics#dick grayson#duke thomas#jason todd#stephanie brown#tim drake#bruce wayne#bruce: alfred why are you covered in stickers#alfred: take a wild guess master bruce#the manor would be covered in so many different stickers#bruce regrets this choice every single day#every weapon in the cave has a different childs sticker on it#damian tried putting one on batcow#the kryptonite vault has a red hood sticker on it#dont ask why
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(Ba)king (Br)ead
#dont ask why#grian#joel smallishbeans#jimmy solidarity#limited life smp#mcyt fanart#traffic smp#bad boys fanart#berry art#jimmy we have to bake#it just happened#i saw a breaking bad post and it just#it was out of my hands at that point#i had to#if not me then who?#i needed this out in the world so i wouldnt be the only one with this stuck inside of my head
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I'm late, but i dont care. He's my 2nd fav character <333
#my art#i might edit this and color it more perhaps#i probably couldve done more but this is my first time drawing Genya#demon slayer#genya shinazugawa#kny genya#kny fanart#his hair/face is so visually appealing to me and so fun to draw#dont ask why
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I have the urge to just pick up the trio like this
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crossover with clockwork orange
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I dunno
#murder drones#murder drones fanart#murder drones uzi#i made this in like 5 minutes#dont ask why#crowzi#birdzi#idk#myart
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on today's episode of Weird Shit Raccoon Puts In The Freezer,
rauw ege
fascinating little thing, something something the pressure makes the eggshell crack (due to tge frozen egg expanding) so i cut it open and uhhhh
egg slushie
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Credits: @solarspinel
Yeah man this is for all ages-
oh.
#the amazing digital circus#caine x moon#tadc bluetooth#DONT ASK WHY#I thought this would be funny I swear I-#tadc caine#tadc moon#moon tadc#caine tadc
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Drawing in school be like:
What I do in boring classes Vs what I do In art class.
Omg today is killers birthday?
Today is 10/05 so, FUCK IT IS, I DIDNT KNOW - well happy birthday I guess!
(really gotta put these in my schedule)
#undertale#undertale au#sans au#killer sans#gave lil killer a butterknife#dont ask why#birthday killer#🎉
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and if you kick all the queers out of gotham who will be your biggest cheerleaders, huh, batfam?
#batfam#dc comics#gotham#im telling you#n1 supporters of those queers ARE the queers#tim leads the bixesuals#jason hordes the lesbians#dont ask why#it just happens#he doesnt get it either#but will he complain?#no#pansexuals resonate with nightwing#he just gives that vibe#pan protector dick grayson idk#steph also hordes lesbians#lesbians 4 steph#damian following in tim's footsteps and being backed by bisexuals too#icon#im judging this purely by vibes btw.
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//decapitated robo head //not bloody
So like
Lōllipop Ch@insaw
#explople them with mind#this au is mostly crack#got the idea when i suddenly remembered a 5+ hour gameplay of it years ago#worth it#transformers#transformers au#nickel#kaon#amp#he's called amp here#maccadam#tf#dont ask why#this au is an excuse for me to b silly#tw robo gore
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WHY IS IT SO CRUNCHY
anywaye have the original idea too
gir finds out about queef jerky, the band, thats it...
#invader zim#dib invader zim#dib membrane#zim iz#zim fanart#gir invader zim#gir iz#comic art#i made dibs shirt colon three#dont ask why#coughs#zade#iz zade#maybe zadf
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Modern Osferth Headcanons
He would absolutely have a sweet tooth, whenever he makes a store run. He’d get a small candy.
When he was younger, he tried doing baseball but ended up getting a black eye due to the ball hitting him. He just stuck to things that won’t leave him bleeding or bruised.
He’s good in school, say for his math grades which aren’t as good as they could be.
Bit of a bookworm and would enjoy reading classics, whenever he got back home. He’d just unwind with a book and a cup of tea.
He just enjoys vintage things
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Quick, someone tell me their favorite @the-lonelybarricade fic
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Banner luck :)
I placed scene 0 mami on my support for now~
and now the mami team is even more fearsome than before!
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