dentists will splash some water in your mouth and youll think "oh a nice drink of water i was parched" just for them to suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behavior

So I started working again today, and me and my coworker had to squeeze lemons which usually is a really un fun job but TODAY. We had the mostly lovely batch of lemons to work with. So we rated how smoothly they cut and how nice the insides of them looked for about an hour. An absolutely marvelous time I gotta say

You're in his DMs I'm in his control center room where I'm gently caressing his bundled sensory wires and twisting the positive sensory input wires in my fingers

oog

what

hes vashing that stampede

Today I found out pidgeons have a LOT of potential for character designs!

I will open the fucking TikTok app just to watch this video multiple times

The little teddy bear things that hang out with Faust after he murders twelve, injures thirty seven, and eats two and a half people.

Little wizard with anxiety learned to bake cookies for the first time just for u :))

Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^

i don’t know why i love this so much but i do

my easily jumpscared gf has her back to the door in our new place and every time i need to announce myself like im an angel of god

This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

One thing I didn't expect from my new worldbuilding book is the author, roughly my dad's age, including his opinions on furries

Fool on low power... 👀

Characters by @venomous-qwille 💕