HC: Five developing feelings for the Handler's biological daughter who is almost like Black Widow.
Ok, you guys first met in the Commission.
Obviously.
You were at least in your 30s.
Your mother put you in charge of Five and keep an eye on him.
Since you are the best spy and assassin.
Let me say that you two didn't get along very well.
At first.
You didn't like him because of his disinterest in working with you.
Five didn't like you because he thought you were just like your mother.
(Little did he know that you actually hated her)
He started falling for you when you skillfully "handled" someone, who would be a threat to the timeline, with your device called Widow's Bite.
You made this whole thing looking like art to him.
And when you told him that you made that weapon. He is more than impressed.
After some time passed, his feelings grew stronger and you felt like you could trust him.
So you told him that you planned on bringing your mother down.
He highly approved.
He then revealed that he was going to probe the cause of the apocalypse.
You agreed to help him travel back in time.
When you two succeeded, there was a small problem.
You both were transferred back to your teenage bodies.
And. . .
You meet his family.
Yay!
"Five's got a girlfriend!" the one you assumed to be Klaus exclaimed in a cheery tone
"He/She is not my boyfriend/girlfriend!!" both you and Five said, the latter flushed slightly
You were shocked!
Five, blushing? Yup, this was the end of the world.
His brothers - mostly Klaus and Diego a bit - start teasing him for his crush.
They would say stuff like "Here's mister Five and his missus.", "Does anyone hear the wedding bells?" or "Make way for the future couple."
But what would get on your nerves and make you both a blushing mess would be when one of them called you an old couple.
Like, you guys would start bickering about ways to stop the apocalypse and Diego would just blurt out "You guys know that you act like an old married couple, right?"
Your brow twitched in anger and with a growl you threw a knife right past his head, cutting some of his hair in the process.
You glare at Diego with a look that could kill as if to say 'Don't mess with me.'
Five just looked at you a bit dreamily with a proud and lovely smile.
After that, you are not sure how to face Five without blushing.
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Rough translation of the song Roier told Cellbit to play after the server closed. Fuck The Reason, this is spiderbit's song now.
El Triste - José José
How sad it was to say goodbye
When we adored each other the most
Even the Swallow emigrated
Presaging the end
How sad everything looks without you
The seas from the beaches are gone
The colors are tinted with grey
Today everything is loneliness
I don't know if I'll see you again
I don't know what will be of my life
Without the blue bright Star of your being
That won't light me up anymore
Today I want to savor my pain
I don't ask for compassion or piety
The story of this love was writen
For eternity
How sad everyone says I am
That I'm always talking about you
They don't know that thinking of your love, your love
I've been able to help myself live
I've been able to help myself live
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Ok but my own NATLA criticism aside, genuinely the funniest shit ever was Azula infiltrating a fire nation rebellion group and wearing nothing for a disguise except for a hat and headband that hid her widow’s peak and once she revealed her widow’s peak is only then was the rebel group was like “:O AZULA?!?”
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today, after almost a year of being over my marvel obsession, took a day off school to cry over the deaths of multiple fictional characters. yes, i will cry. yes, i will do a marathon. yes, i will have a feeling deep in my stomach that makes it a little hard to breathe.
i feel like i'm 12 again watching the avengers win and save their universe at the expense of their own lives.
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Xiran Jay Zhao has changed my fantasy standards forever. The protagonist of Iron Widow, Wu Zetian, is beautifully unhinged and their sheer force of will is inspiring. The internal struggle of wanting to be a force of change and the brutal toll the current world circumstances have on their mental health is all too familiar to any non-man who has been involved in activism across time. I hear their screams of loss, longing, bitterness, anger, hatred, and determination beyond the page. I hear it in my soul. Iron Widow conquers hard real topics with the brutal honesty and ache I've hardly ever seen, let alone in a sci-fi fantasy romance novel.
Xiran Jay Zhao, thank you, you nonbinary icon.
This is their official author photo btw 💖🐄💖
Link if you want to know how to support them with your book purchase:
https://xiranjayzhao.com/index.php/books/
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Can someone PLEASE tell me what ao3 fic had Maria Hill x Natasha Romanoff and I'm not sure about the entire plot but theres a specific scene where Natasha suddenly gives up and becomes nonchalant and following all of May and Bobbi's orders (not sure about the May and Bobbi part, but she literally just follows all her orders given to her by her superior (which isn't Maria)), and Maria is concerned because she's usually more playful and doesn't always follow the rules like that. The line goes something like "aren't you happy I'm following your orders" or something like "I'm following your orders what the problem??". And there was something along the lines of her superiors going "Her performance is outstanding now that she's not resisting and being a bitch"
I KNOW THE DESCRIPTION IS SO VAGUE BUT SOMEONE FUCKING HELP ME I'M ABOUT TO LOOSE MY MIND TRYING TO FIND IT. (i also fixed my grammar for this post someone fucking help me im dying trying to find it) IM NOT A GREATER WOMAN IM BEGING AND SAYING PLEASE
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