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Diplomat's Party
Male Reader x Yuna
Tags: Smut, Yuna Smut, Sex, Blowjob, Creampie
My first attempt. I will be thankful with some feedback with anything.
1
Breathe in. Breathe out.
You see the man on the mirror. That’s you inside the bathroom talking to yourself for gaining courage. “You can do it.” You say. “You did this for the last year.” Finally, you hide again in one of the bathroom’s cabinets. One more time breathe in and breathe out. Is just matter of endure this feeling three more hours.
You leave the bathroom and start counting the hours. Right now is nine o’clock. You can leave freely this party at midnight. As your boss always says “Your job at parties is like being a Cinderella. You arrive show the best you have and before the worst parts of you appear you leave. Nobody wants to know how cool or shitty you are when you are bored or even worse drunk. So no one of you, the diplomats, can show that side. Remember we are representing a country.” He is right we can’t show some parts of ourselves.
But these parties are actually a pain in the ass. The most of the people are here for work. They are not resting. They are not having fun. They are trying to get some confidential information that will help their own interest or the interest of their countries. Is like an international convention of ass lickers, brownosers or whatever you call it. They gather together and start talking about nonsense: “Did you hear about that African president lecturing Macron about colonialism?” or “Did you see what this Bukele did with the cryptocurrency?” You just can’t say. “Of course, dumbass you know that every ass licker here read the same Foreign Affairs subscription that you read.” You just say whatever thing they also know “Yeah and it seems that IOSCO now has a project bill for cryptocurrency.” And then the questions start. “Do you have any notices on the votes of the draft resolution of the injunction… and blah blah” Just things that nobody cares about. Two years ago, you pleaded your boss to let you assist to this kind of events. And now is your third time a week in these events. You would prefer getting a massage with hot stones in your balls right now. But not everything is bad. In this field: the diplomacy. You must be really lucky to find a friend. And you were really lucky, your honest friend is Diego an Argentinian diplomat.
2
In this party at Lotte Hotel Diego does a sign asking you to leave the building and go to the yard. Both of you get outside and start talking.
“Dude, did you hear the big news?” Says Diego.
“Diego if is a diplomat thing I really don’t want to talk about that right now.” You say with your voice showing boredom.
“No is not that kind of thing. You know me. I don’t like to talk about that stuff too. Is about the party of tonight.”
“What? Someone find out about those two gay diplomats that are in a relationship?” You ask.
Diego laughs. “No not that. Something interesting. Korea has changed the main event of tonight!”
“That means that I’m not going to hear the fat lady singing AGAIN the fucking Madame Butterfly.” You say.
“Yes. And also, as they were looking for something new. Moon Jae In used his trick up his sleeve and contracted a kpop group.”
“WAIT WHAT? WHO? TELL ME!” You say almost shouting.
“Is a girl group. JYP…”
“Fucking Twice is coming? Oh my god! Really?”
“No not Twice a bit younger.”
“NMIXX? But they have few songs!” You say complaining.
“Not that younger.”
“ITZY? ARE YOU FUKING KIDDING ME?!”
“No. No. It’s for real. They are coming.”
You guessed correctly.
And now you are thinking: Finally, something good happened on these useless parties. And you are smiling in a weird way. You know is weird because Diego told you. And then you use your experience of these years to act the best you can. As a diplomat you can’t be a crazy fan even more as you are here actually “working”.
3
The girls finally arrive. All guests are invited to gather and enjoy the show. Itzy is on the scene they greet everybody. You notice that they are not cheerful as they are in concerts of world tours. They are trying to be mature. They start with “Dalla Dalla”. You resist the urge of fanchant with the song. When they end nobody claps. For the awkward situation they start immediately another song. It happens the same nobody claps or even cheers.
This situation reminds you the footage of Red Velvet presenting at North Korea. The public were all quiet. This was the same. These boring diplomats don’t celebrate anything. Yeji as the leader announces that they are going to perform the last song. “Cheshire”. You want to fanchant so bad. But you can’t. They nailed the last song; the others were good too. But in this song, you see that they are trying their best as is their last song and till now they didn’t get any response from the public. When the song ends you don’t resist the urge and you start clapping. The people around you look at you as a weirdo. But then Diego joins you and other Koreans too. Then everybody is forced to do it. You look at them. All the girls are smiling. You keep clapping and you stand up.
“That was nice, girls” you shout.
This time just some of the other guests joins. And the rest of them just look at you and the others as weirdos.
This moment was definitively the most memorable. Because you see the girls looking at the few ones clapping while smiling. They finally thank everybody and leave the scenario.
4
You start walking around the party just remembering the faces of the girls when they saw you clapping. Their expressions. They are shocked at first. They look at you and then start smiling. It was a rough night for them. But you did the night a little bit easier for them.
Now just some minutes till midnight. You made your job and you saw Itzy you deserve a fucking drink. So, you start walking towards the bar.
“Look that old geezer is trying to dance” Says someone.
You notice that this is the voice of a woman.
You laugh.
Someone appears in front of you looks you directly inside the eyes and says. “Are you laughing at us?”
You are caught off of guard. “No sorry I didn’t mean that. Is just that no one here uses that kind of word ‘old geezer’” You look at her face trying to know his name. “Omo. Sorry Chaeryeong-shi. I really didn’t mean to make fun of you.”
Chaeryeong looks at you. “Do you know my name? Finally, I thought nobody here knew who we are.” She pauses and continues. “And don’t worry I’m pretty sure that Ryujin-unnie doesn’t care if you laugh or not, right, unnie?”
“You are pretty damm right, Chae.” Says Ryujin. “Is just that the old geezer…” You start to laugh again while she continues. “looked really hilarious when he started dancing.”
You see that behind both, Ryujin and Chaeryeong, are the other members of the group. You are internally jumping so hard that maybe your head will hit the roof. But you try to keep your composure. “Nice to meet you all of you.” You look at your watch is just past midnight. Fuck it you are not “working” anymore. “I’m really a big fan of yours.”
The other girls gather around you when they see that you are talking with Ryujin. They stand up beside you. There it is Yuna with her scenary outfit.
While you are looking at her you try to avoid looking at her chest. Or at least pretend that you are not doing it. She is using baggy pants. You wanted to look her legs too. That’s too bad. But you are lucky enough to look her perfect flat belly. When she sees you, she just smiles at you. The other girls as Yuna are wearing also an scenary outfit all of them have a blue or sky blue piece. But Yuna is the one that caught your eye.
“You are not from here, right?” Asks Ryujin. Yeji gives a little slap on Ryujin’s arm. She is the leader indeed.
You are thinking. Thanks Ryujin. You saved me. I owe you one. It was getting weird because I was looking Yuna for too long.
“Yes yes. I’m not from here. I’m a diplomat assigned here at Korea, Ryujin-shi.”
“You are a diplomat?” Asks Lia. “I always thought that diplomats were old men.”
You answer. “Well the ones that appear on television they are. And maybe as they are the most known for the public you think that. But actually in my country if you do the right things. You can start as a diplomat at 23 years old.”
“Yeah you look kind of young. But here the most of them are old geezers.” Says Ryujin. You laugh. “I thought that the reason why nobody clapped was that they are old geezers. But maybe is because they do what you do.”
“Well. Yeah the most of the times the show is a snob thing. Like opera or traditional theather.”
Ryujin interrupts you. “What thing? What did you say?”
Yuna starts laughing. You answer Ryujin. “See your maknae here knows what I said. Yuna-shi would you mind explaining her?”
Yuna looks at you. Doubtful starts speaking. “Snob is like people that likes fancy things just because they want to be different. Right?” She looks at you.
You are melting. The eyes of your Itzy’s bias are looking right at you.
“Yeah… Is just like that, Yuna-shi.” You answer. “The people here like that kind of things. Kind of unique or least popular. The people around here think that the things that they are discussing are the most important things ever. They are so full of themselves.”
“And… You are here... So, you too?” Asks Yuna looking you again.
You smile. “I hope I don’t. Maybe I would be just like them if I answer that. How about you discover if I’m like them.” You look at Yuna.
In your head you ran the entire place 10 times. You are flirting with Itzy’s Yuna. You are nervous as fuck.
“We’ll see. Then.” Answers Yuna and grins.
Yeji looked what happened. Actually, the whole girl group watched you flirting with their maknae. Yeji stands between you and Yuna and starts shaking your hand. “You are the one that clapped for us, right? Let me thank you for that. We’d like to stay around but we actually just came here for a personal matter. We are going to the bar. It looks like you are about to leave this party, right?”
Her words weren’t even smooth. You were clearly kicked out. “Is that true? I see. Well, thank you for greeting me.” You say trying to sound as polite as you can. “Well maybe I should go…”
What you were saying is interrupted by Yuna holding Yeji’s arms with her hands. She starts pouting. “Unnie, please.”
Yeji’s answer is silence pretending Yuna said nothing. Yuna starts pouting again. “Yeji unnie, please. Besides he is a Midzy, right?” Yuna looks at you.
“Yeah. As I said I’m a big fan.” You add.
When Yeji says nothing again. And you think this is lost. Yuna uses his final technique her little kitten face. He is pleading looking directly at Yeji. Just as Pussy in boots in Shrek. You don’t receive fully the little kitten face but you see it by the side.
Fuck. You are willing to give your house if she asks you doing that face. And you start wondering why the governments and international organizations spent so much money training people like you to end wars. When probably all they need is the Yuna’s little kitten face. Dam even if she asks Putin to end the war. Will he say no?
Yeji tries to avoid her face or maybe just look at the others trying to find an answer. Ryujin just shrugs like saying I don’t care. Lia and Chaeryeong that were looking Yuna’s little kitten face just nod. Yeji sighs and says. “Fine. He can come.”
“Yaaaaaay” says Yuna. She takes your arm and pulls you to start moving. Then she releases so you can follow them.
That expression that she just used was the bubbliest yet the most attractive you’ve ever seen. And she touched you. You can die right now. You start walking behind them. You just can’t help and you take a peek at their asses. Ryujin has a really bubbly ass. Chaeryeong has the largest one and seems like is not that soft because has muscles around. Lia has the softest one like you can sleep there. Yeji has a cute butt. And finally, Yuna has a bubbly cute ass. She is using baggy pants but her butt can be noticed trough them.
While walking Yuna turns lightly her head to you to ask you. “Hey Mr. Diplomat how old… are you?” She paused because she noticed you looking her ass. You were caught in fraganti so you just looked at her and smile. “Well mmmmm… I’m actually 25 years old. International age I mean.”
After you answer Yuna says something to Yeji. Yeji also turns her head to you. Look at you and nods to Yuna.
All of you finally arrive at the bar. Ryujin asks for champagne for everybody including you. She didn’t ask any of you. She just ordered. Yeji slaps her arm. “Ryujin yaaa. Why do you always do that?”
Ryujin answers. “It doesn’t matter. All of us were going to drink that anyway. Right?”
You see around and everybody is nodding. It seems that the dominant Ryujin you see trough tv screen is actually a dominant Ryujin in real life.
“Let’s make a toast. Raise your glasses” Says Yeji. And by looking at the girls and you she is ordering you to do it. Everybody raises their glasses. “Our schedule didn’t let us to celebrate properly the birthday of our beloved maknae. Yuna we all love you.” At the end of this sentence. You start nodding hard. Yeji got quiet and looks at you. All the girls look at you too and then laugh. You blush. “Anyway…” Yeji continues. “Apparently everyone gathered here LOVES you Yuna. Happy Birthday.”
The girls take turns to hug Yuna. First Yeji, then Ryujin. You notice that everyone gets closer and say a few words in Yuna’s ear. When is your turn you gather all the courage in your body and swallow the nervousness and try to look cool. You hug her and whisper in her ear. “Is true indeed that everybody here loves you. Happy birthday. I wish you have a good time tonight.” She grins and whispers in your ear. “Well, you can help me to have a good time tonight.”
Shit. You think. I felt her chest during that hug. And now she says this I really can’t control my excitement.
And actually, you got hard down there. While you were hoping she didn’t notice it the hug ends and she looks down like looking for something.
It seems like she felt it.
Then the girls sited around the bar and ordered drinks. You took place beneath Yuna. She leaned on you.
“Oppa…” She says and you got surprised.
“Oppa?” You ask inmediately interrupting her.
“Yes you are older than me you are my oppa, right?” She questioned.
“Well yeah I can be your oppa if you want.”
“Nice. I want to ask you something. Can i?”
“Okay. But if is something that I can’t say because of my work please don’t use your little kitten face against me. I will give in and next thing will be that I’m fired.”
She laughs. “My what?”
“Ah I named your pleading face to Yeji-shi before as ‘little kitten face’”
“Because of Shrek?” She asks.
She gets me.
“Yeah. I just love that movie. But continue. Go ahead”
She continues “Anyway I’m not going to ask you something difficult, oppa. I just want to know what should I drink? I don’t have too much experience with that.”
“You are 19 now, right? What have you drinked before? and what did you like or not?”
“Well obviously soju. At first, I didn’t like it. But then I was into that. But tonight, I want something fancier.”
“You are lucky. As this is diplomat’s party. I think this bar has international beverage too. Have you heard about pisco?”
“What?! What is that?”
“Is alcohol is made from grapes: the green ones. And well is nice when you drink it with lemon and other stuff. The beverage is called pisco sour.”
“Well why not. Today I’m celebrating my birthday. If I pretend today is my birthday. This is my first time having 20 years. So today is the day of first times!”
“That’s the attitude!”
“Two pisco sours, please.” You ask to the bartender.
The bartender hands you two glasses. And you hand one to Yuna.
She sips. “This is like lemonade, right? Just at the end I can taste some alcohol. Is not that strong.”
You nod. “So did you like it?”
“Yeah, kind of.” Answers, Yuna.
5
A couple of glasses later you and Yuna are talking.
“You know what?” You start “I think diplomat’s life and idol’s life have something in common.”
“Why do you think that?” Asks Yuna.
“Well, your life is kind of controlled by someone: your company. In my case the embassy. I’m living here in this country just to work. And also, our opinions can’t be radical. Do you remember that time where Tzuyu waved her flag? The… Taiwanese flag?” Yuna nods. You continue “She apologized then. That means that no idol can give political opinions, right? Well, I can’t neither. I can’t say Taiwan is a country or say what I think about any president or government out loud.”
“Well… Yeah, It makes sense. So, you can’t hang out at parties too?”
You are so into this subject. “Well, if something happens like a drunk fight or something like that. I’m fucked up. Because in the headline will appear ‘The diplomat of this country got drunk and…’”
Suddenly Ryujin hugs you from behind and asks you. “Hey, since when Yuna is your bias? Have you fapped to her photos?”
You blush and start stuttering. “I-I-I D-d-d-didn’t do that!”
Ryujin laughs. “Mr. diplomat knows how to be cute!” She pinches your cheek. Then she says looking at Yuna. “Hey if you don’t achieve nothing with him. I’ll ask his number.”
Yuna hit Ryujin’s arms. “Ryujin-yaaaaa.”
You look at Yuna. “Achieve something?” You ask.
Yuna blushes a little bit. “Well did you remember before when we were walking to the bar? When you were… mmmm… looking my ass?”
You almost spit the pisco sour. Ryujin laughs. “It seems like Mr. Diplomat likes to stare asses. Did you peak mine too?”
Fuck Ryujin is so straight when she talks. This can’t be a mess. You must apologize. You think.
“Ammm… I do. Sorry.” You apologize.
“So who has the best one?” Ryujin asks you.
This brat knows how to make you nervous.
“Y-y-y-yuna” You answer stuttering.
“Well, I give up, Yuna. Mr. Diplomat is in love with you. I don’t get him. Everybody’s favorite is my ass or Chae. I’m leaving it to you.” Ryujin says while walks out to join the other members.
“Really?” Asks Yuna looking at you.
“Yeah. You are my favorite in everything! My ultimate bias.” You shout.
Fuck. It seems I’m really drunk.
Yuna stares at you and doesn’t say anything.
You blew up. She probably isn’t looking for a fanboy. You shouldn’t have drunk too much.
But she caught your arm and walks with you. You just follow her. “What happened, Yuna?” You ask.
She looks at you and keeps walking. “Today is the day of first times.”
She is leading you to the bathroom. She enters and locks the door.
You are in disguise. What to do now is pretty obvious but is Yuna so you are doubtful.
Before you decide anything Yuna kisses you.
Fuck. Is the best kiss you ever had. So this is how it feels when you kiss someone you really really like. Is like an explosion. Like there was nothing and then a big bang.
The kiss breaks. “Did you like it?” Asks Yuna.
You don’t answer just kiss her again. The sensation is something different. Like you can be here forever. But the night was just starting.
Yuna starts touching your back while kissing you. Then your chest. Your neck. She stops. “You don’t want to touch me?” She looks directly in your eyes.
“No, no. Is not that. Is just I didn’t want to ruin the kiss.” You say.
“Oppa. You know what are we doing next, right? I know you are not so innocent!” She says. And starts kissing you again.
Now you touch her. Her neck, her back you go down. Her delicious ass is being groped by your hands. You lean her closer to you by pressing her butt.
You start kissing her neck. “Yuna. You are so beautiful and cute. Your mouth, your face, your ass.” You press your hands in her butt harder. She just moans “Mmmmmm….” But then she speaks. “I can feel your dick poking my abs. Just like before when you hugged me.”
You press her butt stronger. So, she can feel it more. Then you lift her up by grabbing her legs and kiss her neck again. “Mmm… I want to see your tits, Yuna.” While being in the air she manages to take off her blouse. You see her lingerie and anxiously you start kissing around her tits. While she is trying to untie her bra. Finally, you receive in your view her heavenly boobs. Her nipples are totally pink and are like inviting you to suck them.
This is the best feast I’ve ever had.
You kiss and lick her tits while the only response from Yuna is “Mmmm.” When you left her legs touch the ground, she kisses you again and she kisses your neck this time. Now she is trying to get your formal shirt off. You start undressing yourself. She kisses your neck and starts going down till she is in front of your crotch. She is in her knees.
“Mmmm… I want to know if you are a big fan as you said.” She touches your crotch. And starts undressing your pants. Then she just puts down your boxers.
Your dick is hard as never was. When she puts down your boxers your cock jump off and slaps Yuna’s face. She looks at you and then stares your cock.
“It looks that you were right. You are the biggest”
Then she starts stroking. You just moan.
“I thought you said it was first times’ day.”
“Yes oppa. This is my first time with a foreign guy and my first time sucking cock big like yours”
She starts licking the tip of your cock.
“Oppa I’m starting to doubt if this can fit in my mouth.”
“Let’s find out.” You say. She nods and starts putting it in her mouth.
First the tip and then she tries to push deeper. Her mouth is full but there is plenty of dick left. She starts moving. You can’t deny that you had better heads before. But… She looks at you while sucking you. Then you are aware again that the one sucking you off is Itzy’s Yuna. So, you start to feel better. Fuck you could say that you are even about to cum. You caught her head with your hands and start pushing.
“Fuck Yuna. I can feel your throat!”
She just says “Mmmm mmmm” as she can’t talk.
“I’m going to cum. Fuck. Fuck.”
You start cumming and you relax the grip on her head. And she frees. Some of the cum goes in her face.
“Mmmm… You are rough, oppa. I like that.” She picks some toilet paper of the bathroom to clean her face. “But you know what this is only starting. I want that big thing inside me now.”
She starts unbuckling her pants and puts it down and also her underwear at the same time. She has a shaved cute pussy and is already wet.
“Oppa, fuck me.” She says and then she bends and you have a total view of her ass. That beloved ass.
“You want me to fuck you?” You spank her.
“Aah. Yes, oppa. Fuck me with your cock!”
You grin and start to play with your dick around her pussy. “Oppa, just fuck me already!” She says.
You put your cock inside her. And you feel tightness. You haven’t feel something like this before. “Yuna you are so tight!” You say. And try to go deeper. “Fuck Yuna really I’m not lying you are too tight!”
“Mmmm… No oppa is just that you are too big. Just keep going. Mmmm…”
You start going deeper in a slow pace. Finally, you get to get your full dick inside. Yuna is moaning already. “Yuna, prepare yourself”
“Whaaaaaaa… aaah… mmm… mmm” She starts moaning. You are slamming her in a rapid pace. And then she says “Cumming aaaah” You don’t slow down. And then she shouts again moaning again but this time her legs start to shake. But you don’t slow down.
Fuck you’ d love to see Yuna’s cumming face. But right now in exchange you have a full view of her cute butt and her pussy while your cock enters and disappears. She is moaning so hard.
“Aaaaah… Oppa. I love how you fuck me. You are really deep into me.” She says.
And is true is almost like your tip is kissing her womb. This tightness is almost like her walls are never letting you go. Like their insides are sucking you up. Is this heaven? The pleasure right now is out of this world.
While dreaming off, it happens you cum inside her. Fuck you really fast up the pace because now you are out of breath. Yuna stands up looks at you smiles and kisses you. “That was one of the best orgasms I’ve ever had. And really orgasms because it happened multiple times” Yuna says. “You are special and fuck you cummed so much”. At the moment white liquid starts to drip from her crotch.
Suddenly the door sounds. There are lots of knock knock and then a voice: “Yuna we need to leave now. They found out about the manager bribed. We will be waiting for you on the car outside.”
You look to Yuna. And she starts explaining. “Have you heard anytime about Itzy joining a party where they were having a show. Or have happened ever that the last entertainment show joins the party in your diplomat events?”
“Well… Being honest I never heard of that. And that never happened. I don’t remember that the fat lady singer ever joined the party after her show.”
“Yeah. That’s what’s normal. But we bribed our manager to tell JYP we were already at the dorm and we sneaked into the party.”
“So you weren’t invited to the party? And wait did you lie to Jyp?” You ask.
While this conversation was made Yuna started dressing up. As you see it you start looking for your clothes too.
Yuna answers “Yeah, that’s why we were just in the bar. I mean we didn’t want to catch too much attention. And also, we were with our stage clothes if we were invited, we probably were wearing some fancy dresses or something like that. And yeah, we lied to Jyp. He is nice but sometimes he is just a pain in the ass. You know if it was for him, I’ll be virgin even now.”
“Well yeah if you had gone to the main saloon, you probably had caught more attention. Then I must be really thankful for that bribe because if that wasn’t happened, this wasn’t happened.”
“Yes, oppa. And also, is thanks to Yeji. When you looked my ass, I was asking Yeji if I can be with you and she nodded. But sadly, I must say bye now. I really want to have another meeting with you and that big thing of yours.” She kisses you and continues. “and maybe we can try other things. You know Ryujin says that anal sex is way better than normal sex. But I don’t know maybe I need to experience it by first hand.” She hands you a piece of paper.
“Is your number?” You ask like pleading.
“Aww you can be a cutie pie too. Yes, it is. I must be going. Is better if I leave alone. Wait inside here and after a couple minutes leave. Ok?” She says.
“Yes. I’ll be expecting our next meeting.”
“Me too.” She kisses you and then leaves the bathroom.
That actually happened. You think. I had sex with my ultimate bias.
And now you remember all the things the view of her precious ass. Her eyes while she was sucking you off. The taste of her lips. Her essence. Her ass in your palms. Her surprised eyes when she saw your cock. The sensation of his tongue in your cock and her throat.
The sound of your phone wakes you up. Some text messages.
“Hey Oppa is Yuna. It seems like you weren’t the only diplomat getting fun. Ryujin also had fun with an argentinian diplomat. And he knows you, so the girls and I got his number and yours. Let’s have another meeting soon”
You smile. What is even better that you fucking your bias from Itzy is that your friend could do it too and maybe he even had anal sex with Ryujin. It seems that this kind of parties are not so bad.
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My Top Caelum Quotes
@mokozroach as requested, the boyyy ♡
“What do you mean who am I? Who cares? Get up, let’s do something. I’m bored.”
“Silly!”
“Well why do they call it a teaspoon if it’s for more than just tea? You humans are silly.”
“Oh my gosh, you keep asking the same stuff. Who are you? Why are you in my bed? Blah blah blah blah blah.”
“I don’t know, I don’t think I look scary. Do I look scary? Oh good, that’s good! I’m glad I don’t look scary.”
“I’m not actually very good at spelling anyway. You promise you won’t tell?
“Oh no, it’s more of the slash numbers, those make my head hurt.”
“If I was a d-e-m-o-n demon, you wouldn’t tickle me. Actually you probably would because you’re kind of crazy.”
“I mean you said you wanted a friend so I came! Isn’t that enough?”
“My mouth is dry. You ask too many questions, silly.”
“I don’t ever ever want you to think you aren’t worth everything—“
“… And Davey untying the knots. And Asher’s laugh.”
“I feel safe when I’m with you. I feel loved. That’s what I need right now, and you’re giving me that.”
“Oh wait! I can make us matching aprons!”
“Oh Gavin, they’re gon’ be mad…”
“Hey wait! I’m bored! I’m actually bored! That’s amazing!”
“This is the part where Asher would say ‘heck yeah!’ but the bad version, but I’m not gonna say that cause I don’t like saying bad words, but that’s what I’m thinking right now! Bad version of ‘heck yeah!’”
“Are you practicing falling asleep sitting up?”
“Cause it’s like when you’re on one of those rides, where they just keep looping over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.”
“Poke. Pokepokepoke.”
“I talk a lot, even when I’m actually only talking about a little, but I make the little a lot by talking a lot about a little until the little bit is a lotta bit less little. Does that make sense?”
“Vanillanin extract”
“The sad stuff is habitual— oh there’s a bad word in the middle of that word… Oh god.”
“You deserve all the congrat—those things!”
“Delphi”
“1… ah! 2… bah! 3… pah!”
“And if you find somebody that the different works with, and your different works together, then the different is perfect! And your twos’ different is the perfect different!”
#the limited amount of colours has annoyed me#redacted caelum#bubbler’s top quotes#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse
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Question. D you think Yeonjun snowboards? He gives off that vibe yk?
snowboarder bf!yeonjun
a/n. he absolutely does but personally as a person who doesn’t do sports (especially winter ones w/o occasional ice skating)….. bare with me. as in i don’t know shit about it.
my dear anon, i could give you a short answer and it would be simple yes
but where’s fun in that?
so for starters i think he’d love to go on a winter holiday or maybe before/after christmas in the mountains just with you
occasionally the boys but after soobin tripped and almost caused beomgyu to break all of his bones off….. yeah
no matter if you’re a professional skateboarding/skiing lover or a total amateur or even a person who never stepped on it (like me🙋♀️) you bet his ass will do anything so you will enjoy this trip too
and if you decide to give it a try despite not having experience OR if you are experienced… matching outfits
yeonjun will buy you two matching boards, costumes (?), gloves, boots etc etc all the equipment
and it’s not boomery-neon-flashy-each piece in diff color but sporty. no.
it’s top quality and fashionable.
yes, this man will turn the slope into a runway.
but above all, he wants you to be safe
and have fun!!!
so it’s never boring!!
if you need, he’ll reach and guide you, squeezing your hand occasionally when you do good
if you know how to skateboard, you will be racing with him (safely‼️)
and definitely at one point you end up both in the snow, laughing your ass off because he tripped and took you down with him
he’ll always help you stand up (because one time when you stood up first and gave him a helping hand, he pulled you back into the snow)
idk what else to say on the skating part
but remember how i said that you go to the mountains blah blah blah
he thinks it’s romantic..
so either he’ll rent out a cabin or book a luxurious hotel with a spa and everything
so after a long day after having fun and goofing around at the slope, you’ll go back and first thing first: a warm bath
sometimes he’ll join you but it’s nothing sexual, you two will just sit in the bath with your head resting on his chest while he rubs your arms :(((
and obviously helping each other dry out after you’re done, giggling at each other red cheeks and any wrinkles that the googles left on your face
or! sometimes you’d go into a sauna or to the spa, doing all that lovey-doves couple stuff
massages especially if you’re sore ^_^
more often than not you’ll end your day wrapped in warm clothes and a blanket (and sometimes his arms) while sitting on the balcony, watching the stars blink above the mountain peak with a glass of wine
and yeonjun staring at you lovingly :”)
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doppelgänger Francis x reader
sooo this is totally sfw within the age rating of the actual game, obviously. also might be inspired by the yagami yato of this man, maybe, slight chance, it definitely gave me some fuel to finish at least, i got over this brain rot quickly and well this took more time than i would of liked so yeah. sorry if my writing sucks :)
tags
mentioned death
mentioned cannibalism
two sides of the same one sided love (kinda)
blood (yep shock horror)
hoon man getting the love he needs <3
a bit of inexperienced writing (oh lord the horror)
sexual tension i guess (but not really)
Heather's the musical reference
British language so scary
it was late at night and door duty is slow like usual, the thing about the job was that 12 hour shifts suck, but in this time where the fear of being replaced by man eating monsters having a roof over my head and a job was quite reassuring, and well despite the company not really caring I'm glad that i didn't have to do more work then i could be awake for also my co-worker Emily she is amazing and could make a banging cup of tea, and well she likes the fact there's not nearly that many doubles at day, less work obviously. the night is tougher, way more doppelgängers at this time some were very convincing and did make me want to scream on the inside becuse of the anxiety it caused..... but i did like a challenge. also, i knew that most of the apartmenties were inside as Emily ticks them off the list and added the names who had a reasonable excuse for not being on there, and hey, i haven't died. yet despite my complaints there was a golden reason why i liked this job, and that was the resident tired eyes Francis, but he never really talked that much and it kinda made him ideal mimic bait, so i cant get attached i mean i really shouldn't as they really did try him the most for some reason.
i yawn as i relaxed into my office chair stretching my arms with a stratifying click 'mhhh almost over its 10 45 so 1 more hour and franci-' caught in my thoughts so much but the white uniform snapped my attention 'speak of the devil-! wait...' and as quickly as it came it left, as i seen the deep sunken abyss of "eyes" and a smile 'ah, i see its hoon' he really did try to get in, acting normally handing the papers over with an almost correct ID and entry form but just ya know slightly off on the looks and all he says is hoon is kind of revealing. i smiled and waved in greeting.
"Ah, hello there, nice try hoon, but i can see you. Good try though, almost nailed that ID too."
"hoon hoooon!"
"ill take that a good response"
i politely gave back the ID and smiled, throwing the entry form in the bin with the rest, so it isn't as easy to get in. Also, some of them are funny anyway. back to it i found this particular one almost as enduring as the original i was found of him so to speak, but if he got too good then off he goes and that might be a toxic trait but ill entertain him for now.
"Come on man, you know the drill, i caught you. You walk away. Have a good night though."
"hoon..."
he held his head down in disappointment and trudged away, when i was sure he left i called the D.D.D,the emergency shutters come down and footsteps can be heard by the men, i knew hoon wasn't there but to keep up the appearance to not get me fired, i had to make it seem that he keeps escaping, and not me letting him do so nooooo. the shutters come up, and the hazmat suit explains the situation in that boring tone like always.
"The clean up is complete, but the company will search for that double ganger that got away......"
yep, the same stuff zoning all that out. 'blah blah blah Jesus Christ, so much talking, just leave, please.' i kept smiling with zoned out thoughts as they spoke.
"You can continue your job"
"mh hm thanks"
the clean-up crew left slowly, god so slowly, like today, so slow. i looked over to the clock 'uuuuhhh 11 15 a half an hour till Francis gets here from delivering milk. poor soul to be fair he was half a workaholic' picking at my nails as a distraction from the boring day i seen another white milk man uniform i smile as i seen Francis, immediately going to work as he passed his paper through. but if i looked at the clock, only a few minutes passed.
"hi there"
i politely greeted, giving a small wave like i do for him 'wait it might not be him.' My face turned serious quickly.
"hm hello..."
'Huh, is he tired, or is that voice lower?' Suspicious, but i checked over the entry form, and that looked all good. now the ID 'logo yep date uh huh spelling' with the file i looked back and forth 'okay looking good finally number lets see 2 3 5 5 6' i look at the ID '2 4 5 5 6. wait 4?' Looking back over the file 'that's wrong damn doppelgänger. welp gotta kill this one he's too real.' i passed back the papers roughly, my face turning sour.
"welp, here ya go Francis, any last words?"
i didn't let him finish becuse as soon as i passed the paper through roughly i reached over with my other hand and pressed the emergency button, and speed dialling the D.D.D to get this near replica out of here, the shutter that came down was rattling from the force of the doppelgänger hitting it trying to escape, which was normal. and then silence as the shutter comes up, the now comforting yellow suit began to talk.
"The clean-up is complete. You can continue your-"
The hazmat suit slammed into the glass making a small crack, a gradient green hand with black claws dug into the back of the head, blood seeping out and staining the yellow suit my eyes followed the arm to the doppelganger of Francis i had just delt with 'oh shit this is a fucking problem' the yellow hazmat fell to the ground the hand returning to "normal" and that face comes into view. blood dripping of the perfect features, his voice lower than it should be its unnerving 'and hot- nope nope stop there wrong.' opening the desk draw digging in it for a neatly written number to only be called if the D.D.D fails. 'Where's that post-it note' a loud thud broke my thoughts, and I cautiously looked up to the double of Francis. his hand against the glass smearing some blood on the clean surface some spilling into the small crack made a few seconds earlier.
"Oh darling, how come you didn't let me in? My appearance is flawless. Entry form has nothing wrong with it, I know I'm on the list today."
He looked confused 'cute wait no evil' since I passed the papers through he picked up the slightly crumpled ID and gave an amused smirk flipping it around and pressing it to the glass so I could see it.
"Ah, I see you did read that silly ID number. You're not like the others, you're smart, and that makes me want to devour you even more."
My hand starts to tremble as I kept looking for that stupid note. The doppelganger tuts lightly with a small chuckle.
"Come on~ your phone friends can't help you. and you wouldn't want to create more of a mess~ look honey! all those delicious bodies already here"
He licked his lips cleaning them from the blood giving a satisfied hum 'oh shit that's hot- nope nope not the time' i couldn't bear to look past him at the amount of people dead, opting to keep looking for the number i knew was in this stupid desk 'come on, come on where is this fucking thing' my hand touches the gun at the back of the draw 'I shouldn't have to use this'
"OPEN THE DOOR, please open the door. Can we not fight anymore, please come on, open the door? You're scared i see that, I can set you free come on let me inside open the door open opEN OPEN!"
Teeth beared now sharp and tinted yellow eyes the same shade. His hand slammed down on the glass with an open palm he realised it wasn't working, quickly far too quickly, and he used his fist rattling the pane in its hold the crack getting bigger every thud my movements speed up 'shit shit shit shit shi- ah! there I got it.' I gripped the paper roughly and slammed the emergency button and dialled the never before used number
"DARLING YOULL NEVER KILL ME IVE BEEN WATCHING YOU FOR WEEKS ILL COME BACK"
"Hello you have contacted the-"
"YES I KNOW SEND HELP D.D.D AGENTS DOWN"
"Don't worry .... we have dispatched people to your area" BEEP
The slamming of fists and that sickening sound of flesh tearing. its the noise doppelgangers make when they lose their disguise, it made me nauseous my head dizzying from it I heard the glass smash but the metal kept me safe it was barely dented before I heard the screams of the beast and gun shots my breathing uneven my legs to my chest in the chair arms wrapped around my body in attempt to comfort myself it all went silent my heart drops in my chest but as the shutter came back up a more human looking hazmat suit greeted me rather than the round ones another one putting a new pane of glass replacing the broken one.
"Thank you for contacting us. we will inform the D.D.D of the deceased agents and give you good reference. Unfortunately, the doppelganger got away"
"Wait, what!?"
They left quickly, some carrying black bags, not saying a word 'he got away. How?' I slowly came out of my shell I had built temporarily, taking in some deep breaths. unwrapping my arms and lowering my legs back into my chair. 'I'll have a breakdown when I'm off the clock.... oh speaking of how long till Francis is here 11 55 he's late.... of course just making my day wors- never mind night is better' there he was passing an ID and entry form i already had his folder out and checked it over intensely giving a little sigh.
"mh, hello doorman you seem worked up tonight"
"haha yeah just some difficult doppelgängers, ya know"
"ha yeah uh.... I've been meaning to ask, would you like to get food sometime"
i opened the door for him and smiled wearily giving the correct paper back to the real Francis.
"yeah that would be nice have a goodnight Francis"
okay finally over Jesus Christ this took way longer than i wanted it to take becuse i have got another 3 fics stacked and schoolwork so I'm glad its over but i still don't know how to end this shit sorry if my writing sucks :]
extra note: brownie points if people spotted the heathers reference
#thats not my neighbor#doppleganger#francis mosses#tnmn milkman#tnmn doorman#doppelgänger Francis mosses#francis x reader#tnmn francis mosses
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Well-Earned Back Massage Headcanons
In honour of finishing my move back to Budapest. 3 trips with 2 big suitcases each, approximately 35 hours on train, and throwing out a lot of stuff where I filled all the bins in my Prague building's rubbish area twice. This is tmi about my life but this was really. Fucking. Hard. And no, I don't have a car, and no, I didn't want to spend the money asking friends to send me boxes of my things through the post as I did when I moved to Prague during COVID because that shit costs a lot of money. Much more than those train trips.
So then. How would some of my favourite characters help or not to relax and get some body massage after all this?
Kokushibou
+ He's an aftercare king so he would make a comfortable, warm bath for you to soak in
+ Afterwards, he'd oil up his hands and give you a full massage
+ He'd be checking on you for many days after until he's 1000% (that's one thousand, not a typo for one hundred) sure that you're feeling better after your workout
+ Bonus points because he would not let you move all that shit by yourself. He'd help you and for free. All right, not for free because he will want your company in return, but it's basically for free
+ Even if you don't exert yourself because he helps you move, he still gives you the princess treatment
Muzan
+ Yeah, good luck getting him to help you move. That's servants' work, not for the Demon King
+ He would message you regularly to make sure that you're all right
+ But be sure, that when you are bored sitting on the train, that mf will definitely be busy in his god damn lab and will not entertain you
+ He will give you a massage though
+ It would be one of those rough massages where it feels like he's breaking your back but you end up feeling really fucking good after
+ Bonus points if you're a demon and he actually can break your back and give you some extra blood to speed up the regeneration
Gyutaro
+ Will call you pathetic for asking for a massage from him
+ And he will laugh at you when he sees you coming back with the luggage
+ But he will at least help you get from the train station to your accommodation
+ All while laughing at how shameful you look, of course
+ Look, he really doesn't know how to massage. He'll ask Daki how to do it, and the two of them will end up arguing because Daki will say that he doesn't do it right, blah blah
+ You end up getting a massage from Daki
+ But Gyutaro will cuddle with you after and promise that he'll find the time to help you next time you have to move with luggage
Douma
+ He hires you a limo to travel, enough said
+ He will complain about his ass hurting on the limo ride (which is shorter than the train ride by a couple hours)
+ He will ask you for a massage because his ass hurts from sitting so much
+ But you won't complain, because it gives you an excuse to manhandle him
+ You two have a hot night ahead of you
+ Bonus points if your new neighbours complain about the noise Douma's moans are making
Tahomaru
+ Another example of he will hire a ride for you
+ But maybe he can't, and if he can't, he will take the time himself to go with you so it's easier
+ If he still can't do that, then he will be messaging you all the time to make sure you're all right
+ He will entertain you on the train
+ If he hires the ride to help you move, he won't stop talking and will give you a headache
+ He'll get you a lot of food and a warm bath to ease your muscles
+ He doesn't know how to massage, so he cuddles with you while Hyogo gives you a massage
Daigo Kagemitsu
+ He hires a van and comes in a limo
+ You don't even have furniture but he still orders the van
+ He tells you that you have too much stuff but he still stops somewhere on the limo ride to buy you more shit
+ He drinks sake in the limo and passes out
+ You end up chatting with the limo driver for something to do
+ He brings you to a spa and hires a professional masseuse for the both of you
+ He probably almost pulls his back out trying to give you a kinky massage in bed
+ You don't exert yourself at all and you get a spa weekend
+ Bonus points if he lets Tahomaru tag along and you get to go with them both
This was a bad idea, because now I will be fantasizing about going to the baths with this man
Saburota
+ He'd help you move but would complain
+ He'd be a messy eater on the train and would get you stared at
+ He's cheap af and won't let you guys take an uber with the luggage so you're walking or it's public transport
+ He will definitely try to ride without a ticket on the public transport
+ He complains that you're weak when you ask for a massage
+ But he'll give it to you anyway
+ He's really good and should be a professional
+ He'll tell you about how he gave his mother massages which is sweet but definitely ruins the mood
Hyakkimaru
+ He also helps you move
+ Very quiet, doesn't complain
+ He's surprised when you say you feel sore
+ He doesn't know how to massage and he probably doesn't even know what a massage is
+ He rubs his forehead against yours and says that you need warm soup
+ He later cuddles with you and asks you several times if you're ok
+ Bonus points if Dororo tries to give you a massage and accidentally makes it all worse 🤡
#random headcanons#demon slayer headcanons#dororo 2019 headcanons#kokushibo#muzan#douma#gyutaro#tahomaru#daigo kagemitsu#saburota#hyakkimaru
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if it’s okay with you, tell us about your tokyo revengers DR. i’d love to know how you relate to that world, your background story (if that’s okay), and whether you’re part of any gang 🙂🗣
hii, yes omg I would love to talk about it thank you for the request!!
while I really like this dr, it’s definitely one of my more lackluster and simple drs. I usually write more complex backstories for my drs, but for this one I kept it simple for a few reasons + I actually haven’t seen the last season, but I plan on doing it soon and update my script
so basically before baji met the others and formed toman, I moved into his apartment building with my family and our moms became friends instantly because of a common interest and they forced me and baji to become friends too. we hated each other at first because of our literal opposite personalities but after some time we became inseparable. this dr follows the ‘canon’ story from the anime just like the majority of my drs because I just like it the best (well it somehow follows it because I scripted a bunch of deaths and situations out)
so after some time we befriend mikey, all 3 of us start going to his grandpa’s dojo together and after some time we befriend the others and form toman while we’re in our last year of middle school. I aged everyone up because I preferred it this way plus would make more sense irl, so at the moment everyone in toman is finishing up highschool or maybe even in uni (I scripted uni is chill because I couldn’t be bothered to care about studying 😭)
my position in toman is acting vice president because I don’t really like to lead or give orders, but can do it if absolutely necessary when draken and/or mikey are not available for some reason
one very small difference I added in this dr is related to my s/o. I usually don’t script partners because it’s either not on my mind or I’m just curious to see who’d be into me without scripting, but here I added han from stray kids as my s/o because recently he’s really had my attention and I don’t know why, but I just feel like he fits in the tokyo revengers verse/a gang, especially when you think how he used to act predebut 😭
so he’s part of a notorious enemy gang to toman (I didn’t script much about this gang, but honestly I might add some more stuff) and after this enemy gang is brutally defeated by toman they’re going to disband and han will seek me out to join us and yeah
a lot of the time I like to connect my drs with things that happened in this reality to overcome there what I couldn’t do here, and this includes my tokyo revengers dr as well. here I grew up very sheltered and I would always be punished or humiliated by my family if I ever tried to rebel because of their positions in the society I grew up in. in my dr they hold important positions as well (dad is a police officer and mom is a nurse) and me being in a gang without their knowledge is my way of revenge (no pun intended) for both realities. I hate being constrained, and being in a gang, especially as a girl, is my way of saying ‘fuck you’ to my family (and honestly the society I grew up in) for keeping me in chains. I know they only wanted the best for me but it really messed me up as I grew up
also growing up I never had male friends, let alone best friends, because my parents didn’t like me hanging out around guys, so I think my best friend being a guy and having mostly guys as friends is going to be a nice change for me, so yeah that’s definitely another thing I’m excited about
another thing I love about this dr for is how it’s set in the early 2000s. I’ve seen a lot of people (esp on tiktok) complain about places they want to shift to being set in the 90s or 00s because they don’t have access to the internet and tiktok and blah blah blah!! y’all are boring!! the 2000s were literally superior in so many ways. I miss so much the vibe from back then and the technology like the funny phones or when the internet just became a thing and people used yahoo and hi5 to talk to each other; it was so great how people were more connected back then and that’s one of the main things I look forward to;
like it’s going to be so fun how the guys will need to come get my ass personally for a meeting because phones back then had a limit on how much you can call and text, so it was preferred to talk in person unless absolutely necessary 😭
most relationships feel so shallow here, so I’m genuinely excited to go hang out with my friends and talk about everything and nothing instead of everyone playing on their phones; I also scripted yahoo and hi5 are the most used social platforms in japan because those were sooo fun to be on
I hope you found my answer interesting!! <3
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hi!! i was just wondering if you had any tips for someone who is super curious/into the dc stuff they see on their dash but has no idea where to start understanding stuff, and is super intimidated by comics. i wanna know who all these little guys are but there seems to be so many source materials and i'm a little bamboozled!!
Oh yeah we’ve all been there. Especially regarding comics; there’s just too many continuities, runs, specials… Where do you even start?
And I’m gonna say this right here at the beginning: everyone will tell you something different.
There’s no one correct way of getting into comics/superheroes and not one correct way to read them, too. Which can be pretty cool! Or really, really annoying, depending on what kind of person you are.
Some might tell you to just go into a store and pick out what you think looks or sounds interesting. Others will tell you that you definitely need to read Comic #734-67 first before you get into the MegaUltra Event and that is only when blah blah blah
You get the idea.
Anyway here’s how I would recommend getting into DC if you’ve really never seen anything of it. (this got a little bit longer so more under the cut)
Watch any DC Cartoon there is. I’m not even kidding. Most of the time the cartoons are the best introductions to characters (imo)
Here are some recommendations <3
1. Batman the animated series
2. Justice League & Justice League: Unlimited
3. Justice League Action
4. Teen Titans (from 2003)
5. Batman Beyond
6. Static Shock
7. Young Justice
After that just pick the character you want to see more of (for example after watching BTAS: Tim Drake) and search for a recommended reading list on the internet.
Most of the time they look something like this and just go chronologically (release date):
Read Batman: A Lonely Place Of Dying
Batman #455
Batman #456
Batman #457
Robin #1 (1991)
Robin #2
Robin #3
Robin #4
Robin #5
Detective Comics #618
Detective Comics #619
Detective Comics #620
Detective Comics #621
Robin Vol. 2 #1 (1991)
Robin Vol. 2 #2
Robin Vol. 2 #3
Robin Vol. 2 #4
Etc. etc. etc.
These lists tend to be super long, so I would just recommend reading whatever you think sounds interesting.
Or search for reading guides on tumblr (I’ve found a lot more compact ones on here)!
I also have put together my own list of comics I want to read/have read, so lmk if you'd be interested in seeing that!
Of course the most important part is to just have fun with it! If you watch/read anything you find boring, just put it away and try something else! <3
#answered#asks#anon#dc comics#long post#most of the times I look for lists on tumblr#but most of the times I just look at what my mutuals are reading and go off that haha
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If it's no trouble, could I get headcanons for Darkiplier and Anticepticeye with a male s/i who loves to listen to music with them and get them into new bands and songs?
sure thing anon!! i didnt expect to get any ego requests, i was super happy to see this in the inbox <3 hope ya like it
- mod malware
they both love to hear about the things you like; music included! granted, you won't often hear them say it out loud, especially from anti, but hey, it's the thought that counts, yeah?
outwardly, anti scoffs at whatever you're making him listen to, acting like its an inconvenience, but there's a reason he lets you play the music for him anyways. he often actually likes the songs and artists you introduce him to; even the ones that seem WAY out of character for him to enjoy. turns out he actually has pretty broad music taste
"dude, this song fuckin' sucks." (his head has been nodding to the beat since it started playing)
of course, his preferences lean more towards rock, death metal, breakcore, and dubstep, which is the type of music he'll blast loud enough to be heard through the entire house without any shame. but, if you occasionally make him listen to a sappy love song or a pop song too catchy for it's own good, you might catch him listening to it with headphones on at 3am.
he tends to get really into his music too, for lack of better phrasing. listening to music can change his entire mood, for better or for worse; naturally, he prefers music that'll get him fuckin pumped up !!!!
and then, we have dark. his taste in music is a lot more enclosed; he tends to prefer slower, gentle music, often in the circle of classical, jazz, swing, sometimes opera and even musical theatre when he's feeling more dramatic. he'd probably take a liking to the rocky horror picture show.
that being said though, he's willing to listen to whatever you'd like him to listen to; he can tell it means something to you, and he'll trust your judgement.
"hm, this is... interesting. who did you say composed this? i'll have to take a look into their catalogue later."
he's not super likely to actively enjoy or seek out a lot of the music you show him, as he generally just doesn't like a lot of modern music. there's definitely the occasional exception though.
maybe try to avoid stuff that's too energetic (anything that anti would like basically), as it can give him headaches.
i imagine trying to jam out with both of them would be a little difficult considering their very very opposing music tastes (anti thinks dark's music is boring, dark thinks anti's music is just mindless noise).
"listen, anti, there's a very distinct emotional turmoil present in the flow of the melody, one that-"
"blah blah blah, nobody cares about your 'emotional turmoil' old man. your music is shit, go argue with a wall"
... you're sure to find something they both like eventually, right?
and even if you don't, well, they'd probably both stay anyways. because if it makes you happy to share your music with them, then it'd be worth it in the end, without question.
maybe you'll find they secretly have an affinity for lady gaga or something :P
#selfship#selfship requests#selfship community#self ship#source: markiplier#source: jacksepticeye#character: darkiplier#character: antisepticeye#headcanons#request#anon#mod malware#fun fact im an anti kin if my mod name + color didnt clue anyone in so this was particularly cool to write#its also nearly 4 am as im writing this so if its bad then blame my sleep schedule#oh also the male reader part didnt really come up at all except for anti saying “dude” so i think this largely counts as gender neutral#but anyways. always cool to see another ego selfshipper. ur awesome anon
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Hey, I have a problem with not finding the right food plan that suits me to lose weight without restrictions. Like idk where to research for that since everything I research for is pretty cliché stuff we hear all the time like “ eat less carbs, add in more vegetables or blah blah blah” or you have the modern dietician who tells you to “add rather than subtract” which is not restricting carbs but adding more protein, fiber etc…But to me it seems so complicated I can’t figure out a simple and easy system and on a low budget. So do you have any advice on that?
I can’t
Vegetables are carbs 😭🤣 Who said that?
Yeah carbs should be at least 50% of what you eat during the day, don’t let them fool you
And I do have an advice to you. I’m broke too
But the dietitians are right. Adding more protein and eating slightly less carbs (still should be around half of the things that you eat) is even better than just eating less because eating more protein while in a calorie deficit preserves you from loosing muscle mass.
But if you say you’re struggling then I believe you. A good diet is supposed to feel natural. A diet fits you, not the other way around
But that still means if you’re used to eat sweets as every meal you will have to change that and it will be restricting you. But that’s not a common case (I did that too, I know how to fix it 🙋🏼♀️)
Anyway three questions for you:
1. Do you like to cook? If yes, play the master chef, if not stick to dishes that aren’t complicated. For example salads.
2. How much time can you spend on cooking for yourself?
3. What type of foods do you like the most? Example you like to eat chocolate (like me 🤭) so include it in your meals in small portions, for example oatmeal with a bit of chocolate chips. It’s not going to kill you, will not stop you from reaching your goal and will make you happy cause you’re eating chocolate after all.
And don’t be scared to experiment with your diet (but keep it balanced). Try something new from time to time, eating the same thing over and over again can become boring.
For poor people like me: stick to the basic products in the kitchen (eggs, milk, flour, pasta, rice etc). Saves money and most of the time you can cook something nice and healthy . You don’t have to eat salmon to eat protein, eggs do well. And you don’t have to cook something fancy. Banana pancakes will do well too.
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NotN 2023
well look at me doing this for the 6th year now
anyway
1464 Total Strange Chests
0 - Galore
25 - Gathering
739 - Coli
288 - Higgins
32 - Brew
380 - Random Events
Y'know, until the last few seconds ago where I just totaled up the numbers, I'd been thinking that I'd be down in comparison to years prior. Turns out to be just a few more than before, so I'm still getting more chests year after year. I guess that's because the random events drops are just so easy to accumulate when you know how to do the quick familiar bonding. On that note I've gotten far more chests via that method than the year prior even with never actually bonding with all my awakened familiars at once this time, multiple days where I did only 3/4 dozen of them, and even a day or two where I really couldn't do it at all. Which then leads into my Coli numbers, which has finally been not a constant growth, because there were multiple days where I could only be in the Coli for a few minutes, if at all. (cause, hey, what's 'family' other than people who waste your time, eat all the cookies you make, and get you sick... but i digress >.>) But I knew that this would eventually happen, so I'm not too pressed about it. A few more Higgin's trades but that's probably from the RE drops (Also something, something Coli'ing in only a few areas so the trade stuff gets out of wack. Blah, blah, blah I have ~2100 caterpillars and <200 of every other food for example). I did brew more chests this year than the one prior, and could have done more... but I kinda got bored of it and started to just replace my stores of transmutation stuff. Also saw somewhere that brewing chests is actually pretty inefficient and thinking about it, yeah that makes sense. Pretty average gathering numbers at first glance, but remember that we didn't get the extra 15 turns this year, so really not that bad if you think of it. I think I actually got 4 one day.
Chest Usages: 666 Sold : 1 Traded : 797 Opened
Interesting Chest Loot*:
Nocturne Egg Count 2023: 55 (2 Scav)
Nocturne Scroll Count 2023: 2
Smirch Scroll Count 2023: 1
Fern Scroll Count 2023: 8
Paisley Scroll Count 2023: 15
AH Sales:
Normally I address the sales after the loot, but it kinda goes hand in hand this year. I usually sell more than I open, but with chest prices being as they were this year, I think it would have been more trouble than it was worth on my normal listing amounts. At least I was able to maintain my egg # from last year, albeit two were from scavenging, which is interesting considering that I can't remember if I've ever scavenged a Noc egg before at all. But that means that drop % on eggs was lower for me. Noc, Smirch, and Fern scroll #s are average if not down but I did get more Paisleys this year. Such is RNG.
Other Notable Coli Drops:
Arc, Diamond x2, Scroll of Renaming x2, Flutter, Berserker, Banescale Skeletal, Spade, Morph x3, Batty x3, Weathered, Rally x5, Sailfin, Python x3, Eliminate x2, Ambush, Nature Egg, Wind Egg, Shadow Egg, Marlin
Not bad! Not to mention all the other familiars, apparel, mini chests, etc. I also scavenged a Lightning egg during the time.
And now my favorite part! :)
2940 more Mimic Powder! Only a meager 5 less than last year. So now I have 18,133 Powder piles! Can't wait to hit over 20k next year!
And as for everyone trying to make Mimic Powder have another use, I am beating you back with a stick. Let me have this.
So long, until next year!
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season 26 rating from worst to best
before we get into it i need to say that all episodes were at least very mid and forgettable, yeaaah. this season was better than the previous but it really doesn’t mean that it’s any good😭
6. “Spring Break”
I think that this is the only episode which I can call “bad”? It’s boring, it’s unfunny, it lacks interesting characters, it doesn’t discuss something interesting. They just brought the old joke (Garrison - Trump) back. Can someone tell Trey Parker that if you tell a joke two times it won’t get two times funnier. Especially if it was never funny. Randy subplot reminded me how much Randy sucks as a character. I didn’t know that it is possible to write Randy OOC but they did it. Also god I hate so much what the writers did to the Marsh family! What is the point of turning them into a family from the 80’s sitcom? Ugh.
5. “Japanese Toilet”
I think the fact that I literally couldn’t remember what the episode was about says enough. Unfunny shit joke, some weird conspiracy about toilet paper, blah blah blah.
4. “World-Wide Privacy Tour”
Okay, I think I don’t know enough context to “get” the episode? Like I didn’t know what the Royal family is doing right now, I barely heard about the book prince Harry wrote?? I didn’t understand the subplot about creating your own brand and stuff.Like I get it in theory but I have no idea what the fuck was going on in the episode. Butters and Kyle were soo underused. Anyway maybe I don’t have enough context to enjoy the episode, even though it’s very unlikely.
3. “Cupid Ye”
This episode is not worse that the next two, honestly. It’s on third place only because of my preference. To simply put it, I don’t like Kyle and Tolkien as characters, I don’t find watching them entertaining. And this was Kyle, Tolkien, Stan centric episode. There sure are some jokes, some characters and there sure is ehh plot?? It’s very mediocre, that’s what I’m trying to say. Also I really don’t understand how tf Cupid me works.
2. “DiKimble’s Hot Dogs”
Okay, first of all the only reason why this episode is higher than “Cupid Ye” is because Butters and Cartman are my favorite duo and Butters, Cartman and Kenny are my favorite trio and, well, it’s their episode. This episode feels more well-rounded than the others, it follows the good old structure of something small (butters getting a job) turning into something big (they try to open a restaurant). Kinda sad that an episode with a plot that works gets a point from me, because it’s a bare minimum. There are some decent jokes ig. The whole thing with Cartman and mental health has got very tiring and feels kinda forced at this point. Also I kinda hate that the moral of the episode is basically “nobody wants to work these days but a few”??
1. “Deep learning”
The episode is kinda good, okay? Simple plot: boys are in school doing school stuff and dealing with their little problems. I missed it. Also thank god it’s not focused on the politics, I’m so tired. And I kinda relate to what was going in the episode? I mean, I already know a few people who cheat in school by using chat GPT, hell, I’m thinking of getting it myself! Also I relate to Stan on many levels haha. So yeah, small episode about everyday problems with a fun ending, pretty cool.
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Headcannons for a(nother) dumbass au
EDIT: AHHHH, FORGOT THAT SOME OF THE SCREAM CHARACTER HAVE THE SAME FIRST NAMES AS RE CHARACTERS GONNA PUT THEIR MOVIE IN BRACKETS IM SORRY SIRUHDFHJJUJUSDJKSD
(I may or may not be watching scream 5 and thinking of the absolute shit-show of what would happen if I just ploped a bunch of ghostfaces((+ Sidney)) in with the RE crew. and I may or may not be on a roll tonight and gonna write that shit)
this is just bcs I love the scream movies lmaooooo
SPOILERS FOR ALL SCREAM MOVIES
(this blog has become the land of the stupid and impossible AUs)(might turn into a series and add more good guys like Gale and Dewey and Randy, bcs I can bring back whoever I want in my own dumb au)
I mean, if its all current ghostfaces then there's some geeking out from the Scream 5 ones about the others(but im not here for that, im here to stick them in with zombies, so we can all just imagine them freaking out about one another and get straight to the au stuff)
Also, gonna ignore the Stab movies and just say we dropped the ghostfaces and Sid in a universe where that isn't a thing.
Sidney is involved how? I think im going with current Sidney from 5, so she's being chased about by the 9 killers she thought were all dead, so im just sending her to the RPD for help.
so yeah, like in the AvP au, the STARS crew is pretty busy. but someone saying that they are being attacked by serial killers might be taken more seriously that someone talking about aliens. so ima say they believe her.
they still might not have time though.
I would say they put her in a safe house or something, but that's boring. so to the mansion she comes
she's survived enough to know how to follow horror rules, so she may surprise them with how good she is.
that being said, there's a huge difference between klutzy teens in costumes with no peripheral vision and a fucking hunter.
she's not gonna let herself trust anyone because of her previous problems being part of a group.
even so, she probably gets attached to the STARS crew pretty quick. especially cause Dewey was a cop(and she married Mark from scream 3, also a cop) so she is used to trusting them
so it's gonna hit hard when Wesker turns on them.
she's used to it, and knows it wasn't aimed at her(probably very refreshing for her, it always seems to be targeted at her) but she's mad bcs she really has decided she likes the STARS crew
she thinks Rebecca is the most wholesome smol bean and wants to kill Wesker for shooting her.
when the Tyrant does its thing she's like 'fucking n o p e'
she fully understands that they always come back, so she rlly wants to go shoot Wesker in the head to make sure, but what can she do while being chased by the Tyrant. (if I make a series out of this, there will be a lot about how she's finally gonna face an actual semi-immortal villain after so long of just humans and tons of talk about supernatural monsters like Jason and stuff, blah blah they always come back, and now she's gonna wish she'd listen to Randy a bit better)
oh yeah, I forgot the ghostfaces
lmaoooooo. this whole thing was kinda about them, and I forgot about them.
(off topic as shit, but Richie was right. thinkin about having to address hate comments and yeah. how can fandom be so toxic when its about love?)
ok, back to the ghostfaces.
Wesker wants Sid out of the picture bcs she might fuck up his test data or something.
that's just an excuse for me to have him bribe all the ghostfaces to help him in return for him capturing Sid for them.
if they all came to the mansion I think we lose Amber, Charlie and Stu right away. they might be the weakest of all the ghostfaces
Richie is sticking to Billy[scream] in such a way that it might become a problem. after they both lost their partners right away they might just decide to hang out
Jill[scream 4] isn't really upset about losing Charlie, but she's gonna die next.
its possible that Wesker killed her bcs he's sick of her drama queen bullshit.
Roman is like 'wtf ok mr corrupt cop man' - I also think Roman might last longer than most
Chris or Jill runs into the group of bumbling idiots and I think we lose Mickey and Mrs. Loomis (she tried to offer him up and they both got shot)
so that leaves us with Billy[scream] and Roman and Richie
im thinking bcs they r my favorite 3 ghostfaces they get to live by just kinda dipping after that.
If this becomes a series I might retcon other deaths I stated here.
Ima imagine a funny scenario where the 3 I let live knew Wesker got stabbed by the Tyrant and he shows up and they freak the fuck out.
omfg ghostfaces in a full on outbreak is such chaos.
stay tuned for more bullshit
holy shit that was long
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(Part 3) The fact that Gary hasn't mentioned anything about PWC has made me think they're saving him for last; otherwise it just solidifies that they really only brought him back just to rehash Ash's rivalry under a different coat of paint. (I'm sure Gladion will be with the Alola gang. Just like I think Galar Gym Leader cameos are being saved for Leon and companions having more cameos attached to them. If one old friend had to watch the final match live and give commentary, it should be Gary.)
I am torn between "oh we Palletshippers about to have the gay version of THAT moment in JN112!" And "fuck everything tbh, I am tired and they did my sons dirty" and yeah yeah I am watching the show with an shipper eyes blah blah BUT the thing that is the stuff I say ain't fanon, Shigeru ACTUALLY called that boy his best friend. And was the reason why he went to 3 regions. So seeing it be ignored like this in favor of one of the most boring, mediocre subplots I had had the disgrace of watching as Ash is near his biggest challenge yet and not knowing if Shigeru will vanish again for years without much like an passing mention- really hurts man. Like being for real.
....god that got grim xD on a lighter note I had been saying that Gladion is an extension of the Alola gang for YEARS so seeing him cameo with the others would make happy :3
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Story 1:
Youre funny! bust a move!!
Red: Character 1
Orange: Character 2
Green: Character 3
Blah blah you know the rest.
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At the castle...
Ghoul pumkin: "I'M BORED."
Wellbread: "Well, I have something for you!"
Ghoul pumkin: "What..!? Is it a plan to basically eradicate half of the universe, with bugs, and slimy insects? I'll pass."
Wellbread: "No, I'll call a familiar friend to, give this castle some....pazazz."
Ghoul pumkin thinks, and he finally gets an idea..
Ghoul pumkin: "I got an idea, why don't we decorate this house with stuff, and the partylings will come!"
Wellbread: "That's half of what I said."
What they meant:
Ghoul pumkin calls, landworm, sliffy, and Gerald, to the castle.
Ghoul pumkin: "Would you like to join our party, it would be accepted, if you did."
Tip: Dark purple means both(or more) characters, speaking in unison.
All 3 of them: "Yeah, I guess."
Landworm: "Wait, didn't this guy nuke half of where we live?"
Sliffy: "C-California? Cause that's where we first lived, before we migrated all the way to here, on foot. We're in Montana."
Landworm: "No, he nuked half of Europe, and when we were walking back from our long trip to Germany, we got exposed to the radiation, and now I'm convinced that the world is gonna die, due to a party, hosted by our frenemy."
Sliffy: " DANG IT, thought he would nuke California! Btw, I hated California."
Gerald: "Uhh guys, we're getting off topic, aaaaandd....he hung up, he said something about the party starting at 9:00."
Casually changes it to nighttime
Sliffy: "Aw cupcakes, and everlasting magic."
Lazily places them at the party, filled with dancing people, and partylings
Sliffy: "Uhh, what just happened?"
Landworm: "Don't. Break. The. Fourth. Wall."
Gerald: "Uhh...guys, I feel weird. I'm gonna..."
Casually makes Gerald the cat explode, cause he was a good character, and because im lazy.
Sliffy: "..........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
Everyone stares at sliffy
Everyone didn't know, so they did dance or imprison, a casual game they host.
Sliffy had to dance before the cage slowly imprisoned him.
Example:
He danced, and danced, until he had an idea. He could transform, and so he did.
He grew wings, and transformed, into a beast.
Part 2, soon.
Last updated: march 13, 2024
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Book Romantic📚
Rafe X y/n
THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST!!! Hope you like it!
Warnings: none only mentions of y/n reading smut
“Pretty please, rafe?” You begged sitting up from his bed. “Stop bugging.” He huffed his back turned to you while he was counting the money he got from selling...um sugar? (TOTALLY not Cocaine😀). “I’ll be quick I promise, Only 14 minutes I swear!!” You looked up at him praying he says yes. He rolled his eyes and looked back at you. “Only 14 minutes.” He finally gave up. “YES!! Thank you Rafey!” You jumped up from the bed and walked quickly to rafe, you kissed pecked his lips.
(Few minutes later)
“This place smells like-“
“SHH!!” An older woman whispered yelled quietly to rafe across the room. You looked up at Rafe giggling quietly, Rafe’s jaw clenched already annoyed. “It only smells like dust in here.” He whispered and looked over your shoulder seeing the book you got out the shelf. “I like the smell.” You shrugged smiling. You continued to read the description of the book. Rafes eye catches something and smirks looking at your face and the book again. “Your buying a romance book?” He laughed quietly grabbing the book from you hand reading the back of it more closely. “‘Lilly’s love for both her friends Alex, and Johnny-‘ blah blah blah. Sounds like a shitty book.” He looked over at you wondering why the hell would you like this stuff? “Jeez Rafe, You just have bad taste in books.” You laugh grabbing the book back.
He smirked and looked up around the store bored out of his mind but he was only doing this for you so it wasn’t that bad<3
Later at night.
Rafe was scrolling through his phone and with you snuggle into his side faced buried in the book. Rafe sighs and looks down at you, “Good so far?”
“Mhm” You hummed happily. “Better not be a filthy book.” He smirked, and shifted his head to get comfortable. You blush rolling your eyes, “Yeah right.”
“Glad you like ‘em, baby”
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