Dear transautistics,

I hope your “dysphoria” gets horrible and you have to get off of social media <3 go fuck yourself <3

oh so when vampires have heightened sensory awareness it’s cool, but when I have it it’s ‘autism’

what is it about trying to learn health facts or hygeine or body care that after a certain point it tailspins into online fanaticism. why does my mom believe gut health powders meditation and sunlight mean she will never die or age. girl i just want to find a good yogurt brand

needs new formalwear every week princess gf + personal stylist plus one gf

people on tumblr will literally post things like “you have to eat vegetables and expand your palate i dont care if you are a picky eater because of autism (if i can overcome it you can too)” and everybody will reblog it being like “yes this is true for everybody no matter what” and think its okay. like sorry but that wont work for everyone and there is no one size fits all and some people will never be able to eat these things no matter how hard they try. im only allowed by my doctors to eat recreationally and not for nutrition, because my ARFID is so severe that i get my nutrition solely from a specially made formula drink. your suggestions of “try vegetables roasted!” or “try them in soup!” and assurances of “i did it, you can too!” don’t work for those of us with more severe mental illnesses and disabilities. stop tying a person’s worth to their diet and stop assuming everybody has the ability to do what you can.

The gang's all here!

id sell my left soul and my lung for more disabled Ben 10 aliens please omg

<3

hope i did okay this time around; still getting back into the swing of things

I don’t like being near wet cat food. It’s a sensory thing and it’s been the case my whole life. It’s gross and I can’t deal with it. I just mentioned it and my dad scoffed and went “you’re gonna have to get over that someday” but like. Why? I don’t have cats (Tabasco and Bob belong to my parents). I don’t have pets that need to eat wet cat food. This does not affect my life at all. So why do I have to get over it? Just because it’s strange? Because it’s a symptom of neurodivergence and that’s Bad and I should just “get over it” through willpower alone? Because I’m an adult now and I shouldn’t be Weird About Things anymore? Neurodivergent people actually don’t owe Normalcy just because other people find us weird and especially not if it’s something that has absolutely no bearing on our lives at all. Miss me with that shit.

Matching undercuts !!!

Hey other autistic (and otherwise neurodivergent) peeps, I need to share this tip with you.

If you are (same as me) always searching for new comfort objects or things that make daily life less harsh, try and look in the baby section.

Baby stuff is made to be gentle, to be safe, and (usually) to calm them down. I always skipped it since I haven't been a baby for a very long time and also hope to not have a baby for a very long time, but I have found now multiple items there that helped me with my sensory issues.

I recently found a starprojector there, which gives off the perfect amount of light if I am overstimulated. (And has pretty stars!) I now use it every night as a night light before I go to sleep, and I love it so so much. And I bought the softest plushie, like super super super soft, who has been my comfort in quite a stressful time.

Random Child: It’s so cool that Daredevil’s just like me!

Nanny: And why’s that, honey?

Child: Like, sensory stuff gets overwhelming for him and Spidey, and they can still be heroes!

Child: He’s not good at eye contact either, but that’s okay. His hero friends are really cool about it anyways!

Child: Mom was right; being Autistic is awesome!

Daredevil, 6 blocks away: Aww.

-3 days later-

Spider-Man: Hey Double-D, long time no see!

Daredevil: Always is, webhead.

Spider-Man: Whatcha been up to lately?

Daredevil: Not much, but this kid said the cutest thing the other day.

Spider-Man: Are you gonna tell me or just keep it to yourself?

Daredevil: They were just really happy to see autistic adults being heroes.

Spider-Man: Wait, you’re autistic?

Matt, assuming Peter also got clocked at 7: You didn’t know yet??

absolutely criminal that i'm not currently posted up in the snuggle station with homelander

sorry I’ve been on such a Dabi high lately but I almost croaked earlier at the thought of being his college gf and just being so opposite of each other!!!!!! you’re all good grades and perfect attendance, easily approachable and sweet smiles. and he’s all grumpy faced and dark clothing, makes people nervous whenever he stands outside smoking right by the doors.

who the hell would’ve thought you two would end up together? it just didn’t make a lick of sense seeing you two from the outside. but when they get a glimpse of you guys together, alone, everything just falls into place.

he’s so supportive of everything you do, no matter how dumb or nerdy he thinks it is. he keeps count of your stitches for you when you crotchet, doesn’t mind being your model for a cropped hot pink sweater you’re creating, wears the knitted beanie around campus that you made for him. he hates not having your attention but he takes some of the same classes you take so that he can help you study, quiz you when you’re not too sure of the subject, maybe even help you cheat if you want (you don’t, but he always offers).

he buys you your favorite drink at the cafes and always carries an extra laptop charger in case you forget. he helps you pick out your outfits when you’re unsure, and loves the opposite aesthetic whenever you stand hand in hand with him. he praises you when you succeed, and comforts you with your failures. he looks like a dirtbag that hangs around campus to be a creepy bum, but he’s there for you through and through <3

wholeheartedly believe matt murdock would drink la croix. i think he would be so obnoxious about it and everyone would be so mad at him. "oh he wouldnt like the bubbles" he likes his water to hurt him in a way that psychologists are concerned about

im not autistic but i believe in their beliefs (because i share like 80 % of symptoms typical for autistic women with yall)

sharing silly discord doodles because honestly their antics give me sm serotonin

i'll do silent tags this time as not to clog notifications, but for reference:

Sagittarius belongs to @/west-brooke & Xor belongs to @/snailsnaps 😌