#Ace rambles
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is it an appropriate time to be horny or are some people still being weird about matty being in love...
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for my ticklish self shippers who don't like being tickled, your f/o would never try and tickle you if you didn't want them to. they won't expect you to put up with it because it's "all in good fun" or they're "just teasing" or anything of the sort. the moment they find out you don't like it, they put the thought out of their mind completely.
your comfort will always be more important to them than any kind of teasing <3
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#ace rambles#self ship#self shipping#yeah weirdly specific one tonight but i read a fic that made me uncomfortable with how it handled tickling 馃様
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#ace rambles#y'all treat artists like shit and it's disgusting#AND THIS APPLIES TO REPOSTED GIFS TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T DO THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i don鈥檛 know why my brain works this way
#ace rambles#actuallyautistic#actually autistic#special interests#neurodivergent#this isn't about anything specific i have literally done this my entire life with every interest i have ever had#1k#5k#posts i have notifications blocked for#10k#i'm so so sick of this post guys#15k#20k#congrats! this sucks#25k
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this is the day I have been waiting for as a sex repulse asexual I cannot wait to use this
Edit: found out this isn鈥檛 real sadly :(
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(edited for spoiler warnings jjk spoilers ch236) gojo and geto now having the same death anniversary, megumi's body being used to kill someone he loves AGAIN, gojo's students all watching him get sliced in half, gojo wishing geto was a teacher, the fever dream conversation with Geto, Haibara and Nanami, oh gege we are in your walls for real this time you were cruel for this...
#im devastated#also not gojo and dazai in one week come ON bro#so many Ls for gojo winners this week#gege did him So dirty#im kinda unhappy wirh how he handled rhis but oh well we will see next week#gojo satoru#geto suguru#fushiguro megumi#nanami kento#haibara yu#jjk236#jujutsu kaisen#jjk leaks#jjk spoilers#ace rambles#i put spoilers in the tags but edited to add to post apologies to anyone who got spoiled)
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Sometimes you gotta create another blank, untitled, google doc because the current one isn't hittin right
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Aphobia is craaaaazy, like queer people in general didn鈥檛 do anything but we REALLY didn鈥檛 do anything
#asexual#ace problems#ace community#acephobia#ace moment#ace rambles#ace pride#ace#acespec#ace memes#acespec mafia#asexual moment#asex#asexuality#queer#queerphobia#queer memes
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talking to allos about asexuality as a sex repulsed ace is so wild sometimes
"have you never been turned on? At all???"
Like how tf would I tell you that. And like am I supposed to answer no? Why do you want to know? Why is that a question you ask? bro???
"I'm a pure virgin, who shant do things like, wake up with a boner or have a high libido" like what do you want from me.
Like it's not a dumb question but if you ask me "when ace people get boners what do they do?" You should expect the most "the god dang flippafrack came out of your pie hole" and it better not be followed up with "do they just cry?" because I will not be able to hold myself back from bursting out laughing
#this is probably dumb#But like idc#Ace#acespec#aroace#asexuality#aspec#No sex in my dojo#ace rants#ace rambles
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My darling fellow aces out there,
What's your favourite non-sexual act of intimacy?
Mine's gotta be brushing/stroking/playing with someone's hair. Love the tingles 馃グ
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#asexual#asexuality#lgbtqia#acespec#ace rambles#ace representation#aces unite#intimacy is about more than sex#lgbtqia community
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Headcannons for living with Joshua Graham mordern AU?
Oooo.. I already have agood few so ima put em all together!
And a good few new ones too!
Ungodly amount of decorative pillows in his house, all over the couches, on the beds.
Its literally the worst, All the beds have uncomfy decorative comforters.
He doesn't really get out of the house except for church, so he just sits in his room reading most of the time.
Probably goes to book club on the weekends with the church ladies though.
Lots and lots of potted plants. So many potted plants. inside and outside the house.
Does not cook. Since even in a modern AU.. bad history with fires (His last house got burnt down at the last legion cookout.) So you have to cook for him.
He also doesn't have a microwave because he doesn't trust them.
Divorced Dad. Need I say more?
Sits on the porch reading when not at book club, church, or in his room. Sometimes he stares menacingly at passerby.
Pet Gecko he keeps in his room in a gecko tank? enclosure? whatever the hell you call the lizard storage.
You will probably hear him complain passive agressively that the dishes aren't done, yet he also doesn't do them.
Laundry though, that shit is done, dried, ironed, and folded perfectly and put up. As much as he complains about doing laundry he sure likes doing it.
there's so many crosses hung up in his house. (Reminds me of that one thing where a guy's grandma hung up a foam Minecraft sword because she thought it was a cross.)
The king of horrendous, Live laugh love things. Utensil holder, front door sign. DOORMAT.
Will constantly complain about people in the park Larping if he ever does go outside and be grumpy in the park (He used to be a larper, he's just a bitchy old man)
Can't work a computer to save his life. Somehow gets it to blue screen by opening a single tab in google. Do not let him near your computer.
He has a flip phone. No you cannot argue this. And he leaves it in the worst places and he has like the worst ringtone option possible. It's so annoying. Dear god is it annoying.
This man does not own a single pair of non-cargo shorts, or sweatpants. it's either formal or 80's dad. Yes he wears Newbalances.
The wallpaper in his house is like all like floral print and its super ugly but Joshua genuinely really likes it so you don't wanna point it out that it's ugly as fuck. But he knows deep down that its absolutely hideous snd refuses to acknowledge it like how he refuses to acknowledge his mistakes and when he's wrong in an argument and then just silently sits there and says nothing angrily.
The most inconvenient locks are broken. bathroom lock? broken when he bought the house. Bedroom lock? Broke because he slammed the door too hard and then it didn't latch and he slammed it again over snd over and he got more pissed at the door so he punched it really hard.
He gets realllyyyy pissy sometimes. Like i mean hella pissy. Like for no reason either. best to leave him to his own devices.
Just does random lore drops like "I used to be on a bowling team. and once almost killed a man with a bowling ball." then walks off back to his room.
#I KNOW A LOT OF THESE SOUND LIKE IVE EXPERIENCED THEM PERSONALLY BUT I HAVEN'T. IM JUST GOOD AT MAKJNG THINGS SOUND SPECIFIC AND PERSONAL.#//#fallout#fallout new vegas#fallout nv#fnv#joshua graham#honest hearts#ace rambles#ask
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just a reminder to anyone who lives in England and sees this; please register to vote!! you have until June 18th to register, and you also need a valid form of ID to vote unless it's a postal ballot!! it is imperative that we use our voices this year to get the conservatives out of government so we can finally start fixing what they've destroyed.
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if you sleep with plushies/stuffed animals, imagine this:
you don't see your f/o for a few days for some reason or another (visiting family, work trip, etc), and when you come home, you find them asleep curled around one of your plushies.
when you ask them about it the next day (after taking pictures, of course :3), they bashfully admit that it was just because they missed you, and wanted to hold something that smelled like you <3
proshippers/comshippers/any variants do not interact.
#ace rambles#self ship#self shipping#f/o imagines#self ship imagine#take what's nifty 馃馃挌#leetle bitty imagine for you guys
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kind of crazy how overstimulation will turn you into the nastiest most murderous tweaked out bitch in a hundred mile radius and then you'll take some time and calm down and get a drink or somethin. and then you're just like sorry about that. there were too many noises and i became the evil version of myself.
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tiktok is trying to do what basically amounts to goncharov 2 rn (and as with all sequels it is worse) and i think this is my favorite thing i've seen said about the matter
#ace rambles#goncharov#zepotha#<- that's what they're calling their great value version of goncharov#1k
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Double penetration but it's two vampires biting you at the same time. One on the neck and one on the-- [I am stabbed through the heart with a stake]
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