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lyrashifts · 2 days

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when you're shifting for the plot but the plot is legitimately a war

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rat-rosemary · 2 months

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HEY I NEED EVERYONE TO READ THIS.

I dont blame you if you were a Wilbur fan, and you shouldn't blame yourself either. You had no way of knowing, you were not holding Wilbur's hand as he did the things he did.

Do not blame yourself for loving something. It's not your fault it was rotten

#the dog barks #you should not support Wilbur in the future #but you're not a bad person for having done so in the past #I encourage you to upcicle any merch you have!#and hey #I love you I have your back #this fucking sucks but we will survive #wilbur soot #lovejoy #Wilbur #wilbur mcyt #wilbur situation

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thisiswhereikeepdcthings · 2 years

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Bruce: Has anyone seen Damian?

Dick: I think he was going to go somewhere with Jon and Billy.

Bruce: Oh, okay.

Jason: Pretty sure they were going to an art museum.

Tim: Why would they do something like that?

Meanwhile

Jon: You know, the Mona Lisa is smaller than I thought it’d be.

Billy, looking at an enormous painting on the other wall: How does someone even paint something that big?

Damian: Oh, we’re definitely going to the Sistine Chapel next.

Jon: Ooh, and then we can get pizza.

Billy: And gelato.

Damian: Obviously.

Meanwhile, back in Gotham

Dick: Wait, does someone need to go pick the boys up from the museum?

Bruce: Damian just texted and said they’re going for pizza.

Tim: You know, that’s much more what I would have expected from them.

Jason: Look, just because YOU are a little uncultured piece of-

#put three boys together with access to money and superpowers #and try to tell me they wouldn’t end up halfway across the world on a random Tuesday #I don’t think so #unsupervised children with superpowers what could possibly go wrong #damian wayne #jon kent #billy batson my baby #billy batson #and hey #Damian did tell his dad they were going to get pizza #Damian would absolutely make his friends go to the louvre #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #batfam #batkids

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ananinidraws · 1 month

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It's his birthday today! :D Five whole years of Magical John <33333 So of course i had to draw a lil something teehee <33333 Think this was the first time i've ever drawn his Scibblenauts design on model ovo

But happy birthday to the blorbo! <33333

#rtgame #rtumblr #rtopia #rt miitopia #miitopia #magical john #ni's sona #ni draws stuff #i had to <3333 #he's so very near and dear to my heart <3333 #and hey #5 years of john ovo #maybe rt will make a plushie of him ovo #<- coping /j #maybe one day maybe one day ovo

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immortalbumblebee · 2 years

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"I don't have a type"

...I might have a type

#I KNOW I HAVE A PROBLEM #but they're so damn fine #and hey #fictional men #arcane #vander arcane #vander x reader #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #resident evil #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #karl heisenberg #telltale games #the wolf among us #bigby wolf #the walking dead #daryl dixon

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carionto · 5 months

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Steady as she goes, nature has finally caught up

War.

A seemingly inescapable aspect of any civilization. Perhaps even a prerequisite for it.

It was as sudden as it was inevitable. The United Federation utilized certain ideas introduced and executed by Humanity to their logical continuation. Their horrendous Battle Moon - an actual, small moon converted into a semi-moveable, heavily shielded, and maximally armed military installation, with a military-civilian population in the hundreds of thousands.

They used it as a torpedo.

Knowing that the Death Kebab was directly inspired by their own creation, itself a product of fear and need for control, the Federation strapped a few massive hyperdrives instead of the much easier to produce several hundred standard-sized ones to ease the computational synchronization, and using the Hyperbreak technique, they jumped into the middle of Death Kebab's main rail gun. An impressive feat of precision.

Almost as impressive as the ensuing destruction.

How do you even relay when the mass of an entire planetoid suddenly appears in the middle of three slightly larger moons strapped together? The grotesque expansion from within, quickly followed by massive cracks in the crust, an expulsion of the mantle and finally, the explosions.

One faulty first generation Human True Fusion Reactor from 700 years ago created a 200km massive hole in the Earth. Only one of the moons reached that in diameter.

These were hundreds of military grade reactors powering a gun that can obliterate small planets in one shot.

Seven failed to engage their failsafes in time.

There was nothing left.

Nothing, but a cloud of searing ash where four moons and hundreds of ships and thousands of crew used to be.

Humanity was thrust into war.

And they looked excited.

Of course, they mourned the dead, and were rightfully enraged, but there was a glint in the Grand Admiral's eye.

"The Federation really surprised us here. Fooled our intelligence operatives outright. We were not expecting them to act for at least another year, certainly not sacrifice their precious Battle Moon.

Now, we knew they'd target the Death Kebab sooner or later. Truth be told, that's partly why it was built. Sure, it was a fine strategic asset, far from our most important ones though, but as a symbolic one it was priceless. Biggest weapon in the known Galaxy! Who wouldn't be tempted by the glory of taking it down.

I say let them. They want to rule through fear and power, and Humanity, or "upstarts" as they call us behind closed doors, provided a perfect boogeyman to scare the masses into obedience. We have our own history with regimes like that. Personally, not a fan.

The Federation is large, powerful, foreign, and far from Earth, but, well, my ancestors were never stopped by such things. In fact, expansion at great risk is what we're great at.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a Retribution Fleet to assemble."

#humans are space orcs #humans are space australians #humans are deathworlders #humans are space oddities #humanity fuck yeah #carionto #are my Humans the baddies too?#probably #oh yeah also bye bye Death Kebab #sorry but not sorry about that #I do have a need to kill almost all of the moons in our Solar System #and hey #the aliens are learning Human tactics and strategies #mine is not a static universe

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jangmo-othewarrior · 1 year

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[Endgame Spoilers]

If there is one thing that Penny knows from all of her years of hacking, its that computers can never replicate things perfectly.

Its never perfect. Simulations never account for every possibility. Answers have a chance of being incorrect. You can always hack something, nothing is foolproof. Everything is capable of glinting, breaking, having faulty code. No human or Pokémon could ever create something that sophisticated. No one could ever create an accurate AI. Something would always go wrong.

The professor was no exception.

Their AI copy looked like them, talked like them, and performed their tasks without issue. Penny begrudgingly gave them credit for that fact. However, the professor misunderstood one fact about computers that Penny has known for years. Computers do not understand emotion.

At least, not initially.

Humans feel the emotions they feel in the moment. That emotion will be connected to that memory for the rest of that human's life, and it likely won't change. A computer does not have that. If given a recreated set of memories to reference, the computer could easily interpret things differently, as there is no preconceived emotion attached to the memory; the AI could easily gain an emotion through the memories that was not present in the original set.

Arven rarely talked about his childhood. Penny didn't blame him; after all, she rarely talked about her's. But, from what Arevn had mentioned during that spiraling trek downwards, she gathered that he saw his parents slightly more during his childhood. His parent, all other times, was busy with work.

Penny knew how computers worked. She knew how computers viewed situations. She knew that the AI would see the memories of research and busy work and scientific tests as the norm. There was nothing remarkable about the act of research for an AI. But Arven, Arven would of been something different. Something new, that would of made the AI question things the hours of research never could. Arven would of become something to cherish, something to...

....It didn't surprise Penny that the AI came to love Arven as it's child. She could only hope, for Arven's sake, that it's parental love was not one of the AI's miscalculations.

#i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry #but like.... yeah #ya gotta love the angst ma dudes #and hey #at least one version for arven's dad/mom loved him #I'm sorry I'll see myself out #also #f in the chat for the ai professors #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon scarlet and violet spoilers #pokemon scarlet #pokemon violet #penny pokemon #pokemon arven #professor turo #professor sada #ai sada #ai turo

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listen-to-the-inner-walrus · 7 months

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you ever click on the blog of someone who follows you, see a DNI in their bio and go huh, whyre you following me buddy?

#kai rambles #i was just scrolling through my notes trying to find a specific post of mine that someone had liked recently #because thats an easier way to find my own post at this point #and accidentally clicked on a blog of someone whod just followed me #and hey #buddy #im in your DNI list

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ohnoitsjetster · 1 month

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Im watching Falsettos again

#this musical is already ruining my life #but i love it #and hey #id kill for that thrill of first love #saying stuff #falsettos

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applepies-and-starlight · 2 months

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I'm really hoping the Rich People Environment of Canto 6 is good for the Heathcliff/Hong Lu dynamic. Not even in a shippy sort of way, they're positioned pretty dynamically as opposites (Heathcliff is from the Backstreets brought to riches, is intensely cynical, is foul mouthed as hell, and is driven primarily by negative impulses like anger, spite and envy, Hong Lu was born rich, is hopelessly naive, never seems to swear harder than a 'golly' or 'gosh', and moves through the world with a constant state of wonder and optimism). It'd be interesting to see if Hong Lu gets some interesting pieces of development inside Wuthering Heights itself.

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#apple asks #limbus company #heathcliff lcb #hong lu lcb #i'm sorry it's almost midnight rn and i just got through the worst day in my life #(having to sit through graphic depcitions of spider bite symptoms as an arachnophobic)#but yeah #op brings up a good point #i'd like to see cliff and lu bond over this #and hey #seeing how canto iv set up ish to some degree #i can't see how they wouldn't use this as an oppurtunity to establish lu better #especially with how he's been surprisingly hush hush about himself despite his many quips about his fam #tbh i do wonder if lu's naivety is a front like don's #not to an extreme like her's but still some form of mental shield #considering his ego is called land of illusion and all that

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pasta-and-comedic-effect · 2 years

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“You guys yell "spring break" as you're on fire.”

[ID: Art of a scene from Dimension 20: Live. Fabian, Riz and Gorgug run down a hill, with the words “Spring Break!” above them. Fabian is a young half-elf, with white hair and a black tank top and joggers. He has a sparkling blanket tied around him like a cape, and a small ball of fire above his chest. Next is Riz, a goblin dressed in a waistcoat and newsboy cap, wielding a briefcase as he follows Fabian. After them is Gorgug, a half-orc in a hoodie and purple trousers, holding a large axe. Riz and Gorgug are covered in soot, and smoke trails after them.]

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #gorgug thistlespring #fabian seacaster #riz gukgak #my art #d20 fantasy high #dimension 20 live #and hey #if youre reading this #spring break! I believe in you!

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keeperthemultiversemom · 9 months

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Okay, I know the answer to this is most likely "no", but I'm still curious, so: Have you ever killed anyone, Keeper? This can include characters from AUs, those without AUs, humans such as myself, and the creators of the very AUs you watch over.

But wait ! There is more...

...

This happened long ago...

Let's hope she doesn't have to fight any more than that one time !

Artist note :

You asked a very good question anon

No, Keeper never actually killed, she doesn't get out of her space even, how could she ? That is against everything she stands for after all. But she still can hurt others... although she never wishes to

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secretly-larry-daley · 6 months

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i'm not even really part of these fandoms but you've inspired me somehow

Mike asks Larry for advice one day about dealing with sentient attractions, and Larry explains the checklist and getting along with the exhibits and making sure their needs are met, and Mike just stares at him. Like, "What do you mean they stopped trying to kill you?"

"What do you mean?"

And Mike explains more about what goes on and one night when Larry has the night off he goes with Mike to work and helps him figure things out with the animitronics.

He goes back to the museum the next night and the minis take one look at him and go, "You were with some other attractions last night, weren't ya?"

Now this is peak comedy.

Everyone at the museum just jealous that Larry spent a night with different attractions then them? Gold. Really, I honestly think that Larry could get through to the animatronics. Because Larry has something that Mike doesn’t. Social skills.

Are they limited? Yes, for sure. Still, they’re better than Mike’s. And since he know what it’s like to be around magical and dangerous things, I could imagine this could be a piece of cake! A challenge, for sure. It depends on which lore we’re going with. The movie or the games, but with time and care, I think the animatronics would like Larry.

I can just imagine him reading them all a bedtime story, under blankets and shit. And Mike is just— astounded.

“How the fuck did you do that.”

“What do you mean?”

“Wha— they listen to you!”

“Mike, they’re children. You gotta treat them as such. You can’t just expect a child to trust a big, scary stranger. You need to gain their trust. That’s how I did it.”

And Mike just stands there, stunned still.

Man— someone should write this.

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ladyelainehilfur · 1 year

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I really don't get the hate for Yeona Sin (Mercenary Enrollment). Or maybe I do, actually.

So Yeona has a massive crush on Ijin and tries to hang out with him as much as possible. It's not a crime to have a crush on the main character. The story doesn't suffer because she likes Ijin.

"but I don't want any romance :((( I hope he rejects her"

The story won't swap genres and become a romance if Ijin reciprocates her feelings. No one will be deprived of their weekly ass-kicking if Yeona watches Ijin during bodyguard practice. Ijin is single and not seeing anyone, so she's within her rights to pursue him.

Besides, Yeona's crush on Ijin is not her only character trait??? I feel like people who think she's annoying completely forget her actions in the early chapters.

She was kidnapped and made good on her threat to bite her own tongue and bleed to death on behalf of Ijin's sister. Not because she liked Ijin, but because she put Daehyeon's life before her own. What part of that makes her annoying??

It was irritating at the time, but she probed into Ijin's history because she was concerned Daehyeon was living with a stranger who could hurt her. She used her resources to ensure her friend was safe.

Being genuine and open with your emotions is not a flaw. Being an open book is not a flaw. Being kind and nice to people of lesser status doesn't make her irritating.

People say she lacks assertion, but I think you have to be pretty assertive to insert yourself into a group of gamer bros. Sure, people who do that irl can be tiresome, but she can throw her weight around when she feels like it. She may silently endure a lot of trash talk, but she's not a total pushover.

You can agree that Yeona was handed everything on a silver platter while her cousins had to fight to gain SW assets. You can even agree Yeona's not fit to lead SW.

But Yeona already knows this?? She doesn't want to lead SW. It's not her passion like it's Jiye's passion. That's why she handed over her stakes. She's not at fault for being a teenager and wanting to act like one.

I especially don't understand the people who side with Jiye. We all read that part where Jiye expressed that she wanted Yeona to die, right? Jiye not liking her cousin is one thing, but wishing death upon a child in your own family just because that child has something you want is plainly evil.

Besides, Yeona's been emotionally manipulated her entire life? Her cousin treated her like a business pawn and threatened to harm the people she cared about if she didn't comply. What way did she have to break out of that? Suddenly, people don't like a victim of abuse who feels helpless to save herself, just because she crushes on the MC.

Yeona has assertiveness. She has mental fortitude. She protects her friends, even if it means giving up what she wants or her own safety. She wears her heart on her sleeve. She's not annoying or shallow or boring.

Some people just can't stand to see an emotional female in their little power fantasy.

#webtoon #highschool mercenary #mercenary enrollment #yeona sin #I part time defending emotional female characters #and the Yeona slander is too much #and hey #I'd be THRILLED if she and Ijin started dating #go get your man girl #teenage mercenary

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streaminn · 1 year

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scents of you

yknow i love a totally healthy enid like the next person, but have this lovely idea of Enid getting used to blood for different reasons

give me an au where Wednesday couldnt keep contact during break and Enid starts feeling that good ol seperation anxiety. Its not really her fault, she’s just gotten so used to Wednesday being with her for most of her time and the recent shift definitely didn’t help. Not to mention that her room smells so alone, nothing of stained leather or tang of metal and it is nothing like she is used too.

so like a dog, she tears at the wall, digs at the wood of her bedframe and even when she goes and gets black things for the opposite side of her room in an attempt to try and recreate her dorm room, it is all for naught because a part of her will always know that it is not the same. That is until, a familiar sting of iron hits her nose. When Enid rushes to the kitchen, pushing aside the plastic curtains with excitement.

Sadly, its not Wednesday that greets her but the fresh carcass, recently stripped by her concerned father

Theres a churning in her stomach, she isnt the best with gore and just seeing something so red has her feeling faint headed but the smell- oh gods the smell, it has Enid nearly howling in relief at such a familiar scent. Its stronger yes and its missing the bitter tang of ink but its close enough that it has Enid’s body relaxing as she steps close.

Murray, knowing how sensitive his daughter is tries to usher her out but Enid stops him with a shaky hand, unwilling to let go of this new discovery.

“let me help,” she says and Enid now has a new hobby over break. If she comes back to school, a bag filled with bones and skulls that she carefully cleaned herself then thats only for her and Wednesday to know

and well, if she ever needs to dispose a body... hopefully Wednesday appreciates the help

#Wenclair #enid sinclair #and her concerning attempts at coping #au thoughts #i like off murray working as either a lumberjack or a butcher #maybe hunter #bc wolves yknow #and hey #her brothers are busy going after an education or hanging with others #enid doing this with him is a great way to bond #if murray ever mentions that quickest way to kill an animal and Enid takes it for something else then..#thats Enid's issue yknow

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lessthanimpressedlesbian · 1 year

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I am so excited to see Laudna separated from Imogen. Last time, they were separated by death and we got to focus on Imogen and her grief. This time, Imogen might still be stressed but thankful that Laudna is at least still alive. We'll hopefully get to see Laudna in her most serious state, given who she's with. Orym and Ashton are the two party members that Laudna has had serious conversations with outside of Imogen. They won't let her mask her fear and she might not feel the need to push down her feelings around them. She'll have to confront how she feels about being separated from Imogen and who she is when Imogen isn't around. Will she let Orym and Ashton comfort her? Will she confide in them? Will she express herself in the time that they're all separated? Who knows! I'm just excited to see her go on that emotional journey.

#critical role #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #laudna #imogen temult #imodna #orym of the air ashari #ashton greymoore #and hey #maybe fearne and chetney will finally fuck now that chetney has to confront his past #i hope theyre separated for a while #i cant see them getting back to the pit before the solstice ends #so i hope they get to regroup over a period of a few weeks or something

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