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fairy25 · 8 months
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just had a meltdown thinking about dying bc I do believe in reincarnation and I’m not scared to die but I’m so so scared of having to come back. I just want to stay dead when I die and never have to be on earth ever again or have a body like the idea of having to live again makes me feel insane that is my own version of hell
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ragebear · 3 months
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I AM SICK OF SUKUNA
WTF IS HAPPENING WITH HAKARI
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urlocaltannenbaumm · 1 year
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Y E S P L E A S E
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thewoolyworm · 2 years
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Why do you all want to slap Steve into a pairing so damn bad??? Leave the man alone
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n41r · 3 months
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CAPTAIN ISHMAAAAEEEEELLLLL!!!!!
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hunterbunter3000 · 1 year
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Thinking about a fake dating scenario like say Sweets family is always bothering her about not dating anyone and she lies and says “actually I am seeing someone!” But then they ask to meet the person so now she has to find someone ti be her fake date. I would imagine the boys would be fighting each other for a chance to do that.
I know this is super random haha I’m just talking to talk at this point.
YES! AND RANDOM IS GOOD 👏👏 talk the talk and walk the walk babes! Any ideas you have SPEAK ON IT!!! 💓
But omg you're right, they would
Sweetheart walked in the living room, where the team was sitting on the couch drinking beers. She was talking on the phone as she walked past them to the kitchen, not even noticing the boys.
And she's talking to her mom about her love life. Saying "Yes ma! I will bring him this time!" And "You can tell Danni to shut the hell up cause he is real". And then she says love you and hangs up the phone.
Sweetheart, looking at everybody:
The boys looking at her:
Sweetheart: Okay who wants to be my boyfriend for the day
then they all say M E
And all hell breaks loose 💀💀
Soap: What tae FUCK do y'mean 'mE', Ghost?
Ghost: the fuck do YOU mean 'mEaH', Mactavish?
Soap: I SAID ME
Ghost: nah see-- you did it again. 'MeAh'. It's two letters.
Soap: AH WULL PUMPIN' BREAK YE YAH BRITISH CRUMPET
Sweetheart: uhm, guys?
Gaz: Bitch don't even try
Horangi: And why should I listen to you?
Gaz: You get a nose bleed everytime Sweets hugs you.
Horangi: WHAT?? HOW DO-- HOW CAN YOU EVEN SEE THAT I WEAR A MASK
Gaz: it drips under it, bruv. And I don't think her parents want to witness an extremely touched starved man get an aneurysm everytime their daughter touches him.
Sweetheart: GOOD LORD GAZ--
Horangi: OH YOU THINK YOU'RE SO MUCH BETTER? YOU CRY EVERYTIME SWEETHEART TELLS YOU A GOOD JOB
Gaz: YO I DO NOT-
Ghost: He cries when Capitan says it too.
Horangi: THAT TOO
Gaz: GHOST STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS
Price: You cry when I tell you good job?
Sweetheart, kinda touched but concerned: And you cry when I say it too?
Gaz: UHM- SIR I-- WELL SWEETS YOU-- FUCK
Krueger: Ignoring the emotionally unstable man--
Gaz: HEY
Krueger: You should take me, Kleine Göttin.
König: Don't, Sweets. You'll never return if you do
Krueger: König what the fuck
Krueger: You can't even talk your way into getting gas at a gas station, you think her parents want to see you freeze like a tortoise having sex when they talk to you?
König: AT LEAST I DONT SNIFF ANY SEATS SWEETHEART WAS IN
Krueger: THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS
König: IT HAS E V E R Y T H I N G TO DO WITH THIS
Sweetheart: Krueger-- YOU DO WHAT
Ghost: He also sniffs your hair
Sweetheart: You do that too, Ghost
Ghost, stares at Krueger: Not while you're sleeping.
Sweetheart: KRUEGER????
Krueger: GHOST SHUT THE FUCK U P
Alejandro: Please don't take Krueger, mama. He would end up in prison
Krueger: (angry German words)
Alejandro: You can take me! They'll love my charm.
Price: What, so you can flirt your way out of personal questions they'll most definitely ask you?
Ghost: Especially with that five-palm forehead you got
Alejandro: CÁLLATE LA BOCA DECORACIÓN DE HALLOWEEN
Rudy: Price, you have no say in this matter. You can practically be her father's golfing buddy.
Sweetheart: uhm, my dad doesn't golf--
Price: I'm 37 you fucking Muppet
Sweetheart: nevermind.
Rudy, surprised: Really?? Damn I didn't know that! You just looked like one of Super Mario's long lost cousins to me because of the janitor mustache you have on your old body
Price: Mother fucker--
Ghost: I don't think you would do well either when you look like a human gopher
Rudy: GHOST WHERE DO YOU KEEP COMING FROM
Alex: ROACH OW STOP HITTING MY FACE
Roach on Alex's shoulders:😠 pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap (like a fucking cat)
Sweetheart, rubbing her temples: Oh my fucking GOD- I'LL JUST CHOOSE MYSELF THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG AND GAZ LOOKS LIKE HES ABOUT TO CRY
Gaz, tearing up: I AM NOT
Soap: Me!
Horangi: It's me!
Graves, picking his nails:
Graves: It's probably not me.
Keegan: Uh... If it's no trouble, you can take me. I have to give your brother his game boy back anyway
Everyone looking at Keegan:
Soap: w u t
She takes Keegan.
(He honestly had a good time! Yes, he did start a fire with her siblings accidentally but other than that her parents loved him. Sweetheart sent pictures to everyone and omg they were so SALTY SAD AND JEALOUS. Ghost kinda smiled at a picture with Sweetheart and Keegan together, Keegan's face without the mask and grease paint wearing a nervous but kind smile. He looks happy. The others don't but they'll get over it someday💀💀)
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leviscolwill · 9 months
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read your mind (smau)
pairing: ollie bearman x singer!reader
in which: ollie is his gf's most supportive fan and you're the most supportive wag (face claim: sabrina carpenter)
notes: my first socmed au ever !! this was so so much fun to write hehe, i don't know if it's too long or too short for this kind of story so lmkkk. also yn.fm is yourname.fm (bc music got it ? hahahahaha.....)
now playing: read your mind by sabrina carpenter (emails i can't send)
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yn.fm cooking a little something 👩‍🍳🤭
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user57 ALBUM SOON
yn.fm maybe, maybe not 🤭
olliebearman who let her cook ⁉️⁉️
yn.fm UR SO MEAN
olliebearman haha i love you
olliebearman
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olliebearman aaand we're back ! very excited about my first season in f2, many good things to come 😁👍
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prema_team Let's go Ollie !
yn.fm ROTY AWARD INCOMING
yn.fm I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO WIN EVERY RACE
olliebearman who are you ?
yn.fm oliver answer the phone NOW 😁
yn.fm
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yn.fm SURPRISE !!! my debut album 'email i can't send' is dropping on april 27th 2023 💌 i'm so so so excited to share these stories with you, tell me which track you're claiming in the commentssss 🫶
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user44 NONSENSE IS ABOUT TO BE MY TOP SPOTIFY WRAPPED SONG I CAN FEEL IT
olliebearman good choice 👍
yn.fm stop influencing my babies 😡
olliebearman just appreciating their taste love 🤷‍♂️
olliebearman they're so not ready
olliebearman not our little secret anymore :(
yn.fm i'll share other secrets with u dw 🤭
olliebearman
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olliebearman so happy with this weekend's results! hoping for many other wins for the rest of the season :)
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yn.fm MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN
yn.fm 🐻celona 🤭🫶
yn.fm so leng
olliebearman stop this madness
scuderiaferrari Complimenti Ollie 👏
olliebearman grazie mille team !
yn.fm @olliebearman stop pretending you can speak italian on main
olliebearman @yn.fm you're about to get blocked
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yn.fm
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yn.fm nonsense video out tomorrow starring my favourite boy ever !!!
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user98 the highway is looking rlly comfy rn
olliebearman i caught the l-o-v-e
yn.fm so corny
olliebearman ??? they're your lyrics
yn.fm no ❤️
olliebearman am i your favourite actor as well ?
yn.fm not you thinking you can top ryan gosling
olliebearman 😞
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yn.fm yk i luv a london boy !! uk tour starts tonight 😎
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olliebearman actually i'm from essex
yn.fm 'actually i'm from essex' 🤓☝️
olliebearman the british slander was a bit unnecessary
user68 i'm so excited to see you tonight xx
yn.fm i can't wait to see your cute faces my loves 🥹
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formula2 Bearman to receive post-Feature Race time penalty at the #BritishGP.
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yn.fm booo you whore
user15 ariana what are you doing here ??
user66 LMAOO Y/N ON YOUR PUBLIC ACCOUNT ???
user98 @user66 her pr team must be so tired
yn.fm literally underserved
user39 so real of you
user07 so sad about ollie's penalty, on his home race as well :(
olliebearman
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olliebearman i wish this weekend would've ended on a better note, but i'd like to thank everyone for the support there ❤️
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yn.fm so happy that i got to see you do what you love at your home race 🫶
yn.fm you were perfect ilysm
olliebearman love you ❤️
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olliebearman happy one year to the most beautiful, hardworking and kind person on earth. here's to many many many other summers with you my love
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yn.fm I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ARGH
olliebearman i love you more 😁
paularon_ @olliebearman eww
yn.fm my swiftie bf
olliebearman you basically brainwashed me into a swiftie but okay
yn.fm
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yn.fm happy anniversary to my lover, i'm so happy our paths crossed because i don't even know what i would do without you !! i love you more than words can say 🫶
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olliebearman my pretty girl !! i love you so much ❤️
yourbsf @olliebearman can i get her back now
olliebearman @yourbsf maybe tmrw
yourbsf @olliebearman it's been a week bearman 😐
olliebearman @yourbsf joint custody is so complicated with you
yn.fm @olliebearman @yourbsf HELLOO ??
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lvckyyz · 3 months
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ares cabin headcanon
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cabin’s song: hayloft II - mother mother
ares is the god of war and violence
his children are great fighters and would do even the impossible if it means they are going to win
they don’t like waiting, if they have to wait more than 10 minutes they’re already complaining
don’t know how to deal with their feelings! some of them don’t know how to express themselves through words, others don’t know how to express themselves through actions…
they need our love honestly, because their father won’t give them any
👏 c o m p e t i t i v e 👏
they’re also addicted to adrenaline
cabin 5 is surprisingly very clean and most of ares’ children are extremely disciplined and organized
their cabin feels like army barracks or the kindergarten, no between
they need to be doing something all the time or else they will get anxious
once some hypnos children convinced cabin 5 to do a meditation session with them……it didn’t end well
mostly friends with cabin 9, 10, 11 and 12 but can also have a good relationship with cabin 15 and 16
they know about their father’s opinion about them, but still try to make him proud💔
usually speak loudly without noticing
they want to protect who’s around them, and could sacrifice a lot to save who they love
they have little luck rituals, like being the last one to leave the arena after a fight or holding an amulet when going on missions
good luck on the first weeks in cabin 5 to whoever gets claimed by ares, your siblings will bully you to “make you stronger”
cabin 5 is divided into groups, not all of them like each other
they heal faster than the rest but even the smallest cuts leave a scar and they usually love their scars
children of ares are also really attractive, because of their passion for sports and adventures some people tend to fall in love with them🤷‍♀️
ares’ children don’t give up, like NEVER in their whole lives they will accept giving up
but unlike the nike’s kids, cabin 5 knows they need to rest, and it’s actually funny when they do so
there’s a group of ares’ kids that have a picnic with cabin 5 every week, other that tries to meditate with cabin 15 and 20, and another one that can’t fully relax so they choose to help cabin 9 testing new swords
they obviously have a rivalry with cabin 6 and 17
clarisse being the role model for her younger siblings 🥹🫶
a/n: we’re almost done with the cabins hcs🥹 i’m not readyy
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stevethehairington · 6 months
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hands down THEE best part of the marvels was when MY GIRL, MY BELOVED, MY KING V A L K Y R I E showed up to SERVE in that suit and smooch her gf carol on the cheek, YES VAL YES 👏👏👏
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conscbgb · 4 months
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In that hug there was a lot: solved misunderstandig, communication, trust, comfort, deep feelings...L O V E
I can't stop to be happily surprised by Pavel acting 👏🙌
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bluecookies02 · 1 year
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bottom/switch/top+headcanons with genshin men
coming from a very top leaning and not objective reader
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➭pure blooded bottoms
venti-his dick is for decoration only, drools so much when he's getting fucked. loves getting railed while tipsy
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➭bottoms but will top if you want them to
heizou- he knows how to but am a firm believer he's just a spoiled pillow princess if you r willing to indulge him
gorou- very needy when he tops too, will cry when he breeds, ty very much. shy bottom tho
tighnari- he fucks. like...mind numbingly. bashful bottom, can't stop grinding against you. will cum from humping too, dunno what tht has to do w anything but he will
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➭switch
scara- will be bratty about it, v embarrassed about how often he lets you top tho, can be a lil mean when he tops but that's okay, he knows how to angrily pound into it👏
aether- pretty boy, waist so brrr. whines in both cases, awfully breathtaking either way.
kaeya- whore...a whore tht doesn't pick favorites, he's just a lil mondstat slut. loves dolling up in the bedroom. will also spoil you with pretty soft clothes and fuck you silly in them too
al haitham- legit lazy to top sometimes hence the category. He'd rather just have you do all of the muscle moving on occasions. I feel like he tops when he's especially horny, otherwise he'd rather lay down and spread his pretty legs or just make you bounce on his lap.
albedo- expert at both, has trouble picking what mood he's in tho. a gentleman nonetheless, everything is very soft and mellow and he'll rarely do anything rough.
diluc- lets you top as a treat once in a blue moon, secretly enjoys it so much but he's also pussy drunk so he opts to just breed you instead.
xiao- don't let him discover the joy of a prostate, he will demand it every time until he's satiated
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➭tops
itto- had a finger up his ass(more than once), was not a fan of it. dick too big to just sit there and not be utilized. is down to try bottoming a few times but he is too horny to hold still and leave matters in your hands
thoma- service top through and throughout. you say it he does it. actually can get too carried away and surprisingly fucks hard. i will fuck him tho, watch me.
cyno- not only does he top he also b r e e d s. doesn't need to know where the clit is bc he ruts so deep tht his navel bumps into it anyways. he knows tho. his ass is my buffet nonetheless.
kazuha- gentle top, obsessed with doing everything, will not even let you suck him off without pouting about it.
zhongli- ik this but something in me wants to fuck him anyways , smth about tht millennia old ass makes u wanna enter the forbidden chambers
ayato- i literally have no words, i wouldn't be able to top him because i wouldn't want to. who would want to. give me tht rich princess treatment s i r
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➭childe
his own category, his existence is a mystery to me. Kaeya vibes but also much more vile. A mean top that secretly rides a dildo in the privacy of his locked room
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[a/n]: as i post this im falling asleep, have a giggle hopefully
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totallysora · 2 months
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West Side Story (2021 - Songs)
Here’s what I think of (pretty much) all of the songs!
Ok Icl I’m gonna skip the first one by the Sharks cuz I have absolutely no idea what they’re saying 😭 I do plan on looking up a translation at some point however, so I’ll say what I think abt it when I have!
The Jet Song - This song is unfairly catchy 😭 It’s a great introduction to the Jets, and the actual shot in the movie is just amazing, this song absolutely slaps
Something’s Coming - Ok so I actually adore ansel’s voice 😭 I really like this song, and honestly the scene in the movie was actually kinda fun
Maria - Once again I absolutely adore his voice, is he the best ever?? Ofc not, however I definitely think he did this song justice, and overall this whole part of the movie was great
The Balcony Scene (Tonight) - I love this song so much it is actually unreal 😭 This whole scene was the best thing e v e r (although Icl I was absolutely yelling at maria to get back inside before she got caught throughout the whole thing 💀) Also, Ansel and Rachel’s voices blend so well together?? And Rachel’s is just like,,,so s m o o t h it’s perfect
America - This entire song was m a g i c a l, Ariana is such a good Anita, and personally this is my favourite version of the song, and is one of my favourites songs in the whole movie, just because the whole thing was choreographed so well, the dancing is so good I love the whole thing sm, and also I love how Bernardo and Anita have different views on everything! Overall this song is just so fun 😭
Gee, Officer Krupke - Oh my fucking god I love this song sm, not only is it unfairly catchy (as most of the Jets’ songs are) but the entire thing was choreographed and pulled off so well! Although compared to the dance heavy numbers there was obviously a lack of choreography, but in terms of how well the did everything?? (Especially with 2 benches like that’s actually crazy) It was one of my favourite scenes in the whole movie! And I know I have said it a million times but This is why we cast Broadway actors in musical movies 👏👏 they pulled it off perfectly and this whole part of the movie could not have been better
One Hand, One Heart - Once again their voices blend together so well, and I just absolutely adore the way they sound 😭 I can’t remember this scene that well but the song itself is, although relatively short, still really good!
Cool - I also absolutely love this song! The way they moved in the whole scene was awesome, and although a majority of it is just background music as they do their whole lil dance thing, it’s still pretty catchy in my opinion, and is one I find myself listening to often!
Tonight (Quintet) - Holy f u c k, this song is so good! All of the different povs?? Both the Jets and the Shark preparing for the rumble, Anita preparing for Bernardo (clearly not prepared for what was gonna happen), Tony singing about seeing Maria, and Maria singing about seeing Tony, all of the povs work so well together, and this whole entire scene and song is just so ugh 😫 When Maria’s part overlaps the Jets, then Anita joining in, and then hearing everyone all blend togther, it is literal perfection and is s o good it’s unreal, I adored this whole lead up to everything, and the song is amazing!
I Feel Pretty - This song is actually kinda fun 😭 The whole scene was such a 180 compared to seeing the rumble before, and honestly I love it sm! Rachel and everyone elses voice are also great, and it honestly is just such a catchy song
Somewhere - I believe this was originally Tony and Maria’s song (pls correct me if I’m wrong tho!) but having Rita sing this was a m a z i n g, her voice is just so,,raw Ig 😭 The emotion was incredible, and the fact that she recorded this live?? Like hello share some talent with me pls 🤲 But honestly Rita is awesome, and the fact they were able to get her in the movie, and gave her a song is the best thing ever!
A Boy Like That / I Have a Love - Both Ariana and Rachel were such good calls casting wise for Anita and Maria, their voices are literally so powerful they’re so good 😭 The way Anita’s voice is lower, and Maria’s voice is sm higher, yet they still blend together? But also how they blend together in such a chaotic way, which really conveys the emotions they were both feeling during the song - Anita is more,,angry and closer to yelling, yet Maria is so much softer, she’s clearly in love, and the way she sings conveys that so well (Also Rachel’s high notes at the end?? And the way their voices go together so smoothly at the end as well)
The score/soundtrack in general - It was so good, the entire score is iconic, there is not a bad song in this whole musical, and each backing track suits the tone of the scene perfectly, I honestly could not ask for a better score and soundtrack - you can clearly hear how much work, how much thought has gone into this whole sountrack and movie, and it is perfect
Completely random but I need to pay homage to the whole dance at the gym, the backing track for starters, but mainly the choreography, cuz it was done so well and I absolutely love that entire scene sm! I love this movie with my whole heart, and I am so glad it was made! I definitely want to do a part 3 of this at some point with what I thought about the characters (and possibly also the casting, but the casting was perfect anyways so I probably wouldn’t have much to say abt that 😭) Thanks for reading to anyone who made it to the end!
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whereismyhat5678 · 6 months
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yayaya u kno what time it isss evelyn hcs less gooooo
Due to the tower falling and reviving, her speech is a little broken, if someone (like the pillar bros, peppino, etc) were to have conversation with her then they'll have to be a little patient when shes speaking.
Here, I'll make an example:
``It was v..very lonely, in that hee..headspace, but I'm just glad I m..anaged to make it out. I hope I didn't sc..are anyone too much fro..from my revival..``
Although, when she gets more nervous/stressed her speech becomes more broken than before.
Heres another example:
``Look, Mr. Gustavo, a-as much aa..s I respect y..ou symapthy, I d- don..tt want to ta..talk a..bbout th- thee..the "incident" at a..aall- And I'm su..sure Peppino and th..e others wouldn't wa- wan't to tt..alk about thee t- tower f..all- O-or Pi- PPiiz- Pizza- Pi- Pii..iizzah--`` *COUGH COUGH, COUGH, HACK, AHEM.* ``I j- I'm..I'm sorry. Could..Could we please cc..change topic? I don't wan..t to talk abouuu..about him anymore.``
Her favourite genre of songs is..Heavy Metal! ..yeah I wouldn't expect that either- But hey, her song choices have never changed since her children were teenagers! That AND Weird Al songs are her favourite-
She once had a (not really) wrestling match with Pizzamancer- I say not really because Noise saw the fight about to start and he just- got his camera crew to live stream it and just..called it a wrestling match-
oke thas it byeeee have a good day <333
NO STOP MAKING ME FEEL SAAAAD- 😭😭😭
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The poor hun… PLEASE DON’T PRESSURE HER PLEEEEEEAAASE 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Other from that.
Honestly, her music taste is amazing, love a woman who can jam the fuck out to some heavy metal
I’m picturing that one scene from Monsters University when Squishy’s mom is in the car dropping them off at the actual building and when she rolled the window up she was BLASTING THE HEAVIEST METAL OMG SHE’S A QUEEEEEEN 💅💅💅💅💅💅✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 (If you haven’t watched the movie you should I love it-)
And from that LAST PART- I’M SORRY BUT SHE CAN WRESTLE????? HELL YEAH-
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comfy-sofa · 1 year
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How the fuck do I talk about this episode?????
Where the fuck do I even start but here we go????
Ok the fact that we went straight into the intro is already a bad fucking sign...
Ok Meryl always beefed with Wolfwood but this time this she was on a fucking MISSION. This girl really said give me your shins and tell me where that blonde bitch is
God, I love me some plant lore, like the idea of there being a higher being???like higher rank of plants???mhmmm thoughts are being thunk (I have so many headcannons about trigun its crazy)
Ok Knives is really our here in vegan spandex with no camel toe and NO ASS LIKE yeah yeah he's buff but he don't work out his LEGS IM SICK
Ok the word of the day is CONSENT BECAUSE NO ONE IS FUCKING RESPECTING IT
Ok the fact that knives swapped with wolfwood and that Nic was the only one not to turn into the flower petals is definitely intentional (my theory is that this was done to get vash used to death occurring around him, especially with humans. It's like "humans kill each other all the time, so why when I do it to protect the plants and you, it's a problem,")
Ok the fact that everything is turning into geraniums to highlight that vash's whole reality is shaped by rem is such a nice touch
Ok I know it's a long shot but I hope this military police dude survives because I think having moments between them (both in a fun chase way and seeking vengeance for July would be a nice for the next season)
TESSLA AND THE FACT THAT VASH KNEW THE CODE TO ACCESS THE FILES IM LOSING IT. SHE'S STILL FUCKING A L I V E OH IM NOT FUCKING OKKKKKK
Knives is the fucking king of gaslighting and manipulation because he's really projecting his "fear" and hatred of humanity onto vash like JEEZ
That fucking scream...
Oh the next word of the day is AUTONOMY O H PLEASE STOP
Ok the flowers are really pretty (Ok they still look like geraniums, I feel like this is suppose to emphasize that while rem had such an impact on vash but at the end of the day, he's still his own person at the end of the day idfk i dont know anything about flowers)
Ok, look knives acknowledged Meryl (something that took vash numerous EPISODES TO DO (I'm bitter about the characters dynamics leave me alone)
I can't fucking believe we got to wait another FUCKING WEEK FOR SOME ANSWER LIKE TELL ME. This really might be the last episode of the "season" and that's crazy to think about. That episode should be longer to really end the series on a high note (hell, all the episodes should've been longer, in my opinion).
With that being said, I hope July gets FUCKED👏 UPPP👏 NEXT EPISODE I'M READY FOR MORE
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moonjxsung · 5 months
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omg everyone’s ex story have got me with my jaw DROPPED (!!!)
but lol, if y’all don’t mind i gotta trash talk my ex too bc he makes me laugh lol. SO 👏 my entire life i had mostly been interested in girls (i’m afab) but i had this guy best friend since high school that was crushing on me hardcore the entire time and i knew, but i was just never interested in guys so i just kinda looked the other way lmao. but anyway, i loved him so much and he was the only person i had ever opened up to completely. like every traumatic thing that had ever happened to me? he 100% knew about it.
so anyway, fast forward to college and we start spending a lot more time together and i was frequently stealing his bed at the dorms because my roommate wasn’t a good person and at some point i realized that i might also be having feelings for him too and i was very confused because again, i mostly liked girls and only ever made an effort with girls. but hey whatever, i tried to play it cool but one night we took shrooms together and we ended up having some VERY emotionally invested sex lmao
THEN we started dating after that and i shit you not, we only lasted a MONTH. the thing was that we had a friend in common who lived like three houses away from campus and we often visited her there and she hosted a lot of parties. one day i couldn’t reach him at all, so i contacted his roommate and he said that they were tripping together alone at her house and i was like ??? excuse me??? so i basically flew over there and they were making out on her couch
when i tell you i was LIVID. ohh i was pissed.
i then found out that out of the four weeks we dated, they’d been a thing for three 🙃
this asshole, who had been my best friend since high school, to whom i’d shared e v e r y t h i n g about me to, who’d been chasing me since the beginning and was still chasing me in college started cheating with our friend the moment he pulled me lmfao and made me look SO stupid every time we visited her at her place because ALSO EVERYONE knew except for me 🙃🙃🙃
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HUH????? HELLO?????????? DID I READ THIS CORRECTLY 😧😧😧😧 no fr what IS IT with men who are so persistent at chasing after you… AND THEN THEY FUCKING CHEAT ON YOU….. like colossal waste of everyone’s time and makes you feel so fucking stupid 😭 4 weeks is crazy and 3 weeks of those being with a whole other person is crazier 😭😭😭😭 might be a stupid question but do you guys still talk at all?? I feel like I’d have to cut him off for the rest of my life I deadass could not deal with that knowledge 🤕 I tried breaking up with my ex the first time he started playing games and he would not stop texting me in the middle of the night and calling to apologize and begging me to stay and he was so drunk when I answered so I felt bad and took him back and he literally started seeking out other girls like a week later and then cheated on me maybe 3 months after that. Fucking waste of my time scum garbage human fr I was going insane trying to piece together who he was cheating on me with and everyone called me crazy and I was right about every single thing in the end. I needed so much therapy I dyed my hair red my eating disorder got so bad I fr was never the same and I can’t bring myself to date again 😭 I’m so sorry that happened to you anon you deserve so so so much better and I hope you never get your time wasted like that again ☹️🫶 I love you and I’m always here if you need to vent !! 🩷🫶
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littleskittles325 · 1 year
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A/n:sorry y’all, but I’m a simpppp👏
Summary: When a na’vi boy tries to mate with you, Jake wants you to rest, but you have something different in mind.
Warning:forced kisses,rough kisses,(slight)foul language,pet names(honey),p in v, overestimation.
Pairing: Jake sully x fem!reader
You wake up to a somebody hovering over you, roughly kissing you. You moan to the feeling,thinking it’s someone else, and as you open your eyes you realize it’s not him.
“What the fuck?!”you shout as you try to push the na’vi boy off you.
“You better stop that.” The boy says as he grinds against you.
Then you hear familiar foot steps and worry seems to drop. “I would stop that if I were you.” Jakes deep voice hisses.
The boys takes one glance at the angry olo'eyktan and runs out of the hut.
“you okay honey?” Jake says as he examines your body.
“Fuck me.” You say instantly.
“Hm?”Jake hums as he coughs on air.
“Fuck me.Hard” you repeat.
“No” He says.
“What?”
“You want me to repeat myself?” He says in a groan.
He walks away to his corner of the room and try’s going to sleep, but he can’t believe he just gave up a opportunity to fuck you. You on the other hand, were pissed. So you marched over to Jake and jump on him. You jumped on him and kissed him hard, you invaded his mouth with your your tongue.
“What the hell?” Jake says as he breaks the kiss, “I thought I said no.”
“But Jake, my pussy said yes” you say seductively.
“Oh she did?” Jakes sats taking off his loincloth.
“Mhm.”
“Well if you want to be fucked that bad?then you probably have already prepared yourself for me?”
You take your loincloth off and start toying with your clit. You widen you legs to give him a good look at you. Then Jake pulls you down on your back, your body shivers due to his cold hands.
“You ready honey?” Jakes asks before kissing you.
“Mhm” you reply.
Jakes enters you with a rough thrust, allowing you to adjust for a few seconds, then starts pounding into you. At this point your fucking cock drunk so this pace was not doing it for you.
“Jake, e-even that boy c-could fuck me harder!” You tease.
“Oh he could?, you think he could even get to this pussy?” He says as he pulls you leg back, widening his access.
Then he starts thrust into you harder,faster, sloppier. He repeatedly hit your g-spot, making you moan louder with each thrust. You feel you walls clenching and your sure he does too. You start rubbing circles onto your clit, causing you to chase your high.
“Jake-fuck I gonna come!” You say with shut eyes, “go ahead honey” as he smirks.
At last you reach you high and you come all over Jakes cock, but Jake doesn’t stop pounding into you, you whimper getting overstimulated.
“Shhh honey,hold on for me” he says kissing to make it feel better.
You moan feeling his hot substance shooting into your aching pussy.
“Fuck” he says feeling exhausted.
“That was so good” you reply
“Remember honey this pussy is mine”
Hope you enjoyed!💗
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