hello :D

i would like a hug, from everyone. even ghost if he decides to. also i lov ur art and i will (probably) be back.

-🐌 anon

an order of hugs for 🐌, on the house <3

i was already so whiny n needy when i came across your blog, i saw one of your posts n it made me so wet :(( im at my friends house and trying not to moan out loud cuz im soo turned on..i keep thinking about sucking you off sir:(( -🐌

Oh poor puppy, walking around and hanging with your friends knowing you want nothing more than to have your face smushed against the ground and your needy hole played with. Maybe even in front of your friends, crying and begging them to look away even though you’re getting tighter and creaming around me just like a pervy fuckmutt.

thoughts on reader having cottonmouth and jj (or maybe dealer!rafe???) being like ‘i can totally cure that’ and just making out w them

-🐌

ugh god you’re so right. i do think he’d be a good high-sitter though. if you complained about having a dry mouth he’d pull out a water bottle and cup the back of your head whilst he pours it into your mouth for you. all hazy eyed n smirky saying something like “gooood girl, let’s get that down you.” but once you’re done drinking he’d get all flirty like “i know another cure for cotton mouth, y’know… if you’re interested…” leaning in n tilting his head all sexy mm

i had a thought, cc, because of the recent event being about sports. when I was in highschool and college after sports (specifically swimming) we would all shower together. there's just 0 shame with a swimmer, we'd be side by side chatting while showering. I've noticed in my life that a lot of people don't really take that well! like I'm okay taking off all my clothes in front of a classmate, casually, without even really thinking about it; swimmers are kind different that way.

I'm kind of giggling trying to imagine any of the brothers who may be showering in the communal and MC just casually sliding up next to them (there's a ton of other spouts but they pick the one RIGHT next to him?) and making conversation. (They're not even TRYING to hide their body.. not showing it off either but-)

Since I don't know them as well as others who have been in the fandom a lot longer than my month and a half, what do you think their reactions might be?

Like who's team freak out, or just mildly uncomfortable, or just as casual as MC? Oh god and who's (NSFW) peeking inappropriately?

- 🐌

Oh well I can tell you right now that Mammon and Levi are both on Team Freak Out and Asmo is on Team Peeking Inappropriately.

I'm assuming this is something where they're all at RAD and in some kinda PE locker room situation lol. There does seem to be a communal bathroom in the House of Lamentation, but it also seems to me like they take turns using it rather than using it all at once? So I'm not sure if it has a communal shower situation. And honestly I don't think the brothers could handle something like that on a regular basis.

Okay so here's what I think would happen with the bros:

Lucifer wouldn't be bothered. I don't think he'd even be mildly uncomfortable. I think he'd be just as casual as MC in this situation. Lucifer has a lot of self confidence so in that, he would be unconcerned. I also don't think he would be overly bothered by MC's nakedness. Now if MC was in a relationship with him, then things might get inappropriate, but only if you were alone with him. He'd be far more bothered by the entire situation if the others were there.

Mammon and Levi would both freak out, but for different reasons. Mammon is so in love with MC, he wouldn't be able to handle seeing them naked. Unless MC is in a relationship with him and then he wouldn't be able to keep his hands to himself, no matter who else was around. Levi, on the other hand, would be so self conscious and embarrassed, he would probably just run away lol.

I see both Satan and Beel being mildly uncomfortable. Like they're not gonna say anything, but they are definitely blushing profusely and trying not to look at MC. Satan would probably be a little more bold if he was in a relationship with MC. Beel probably has a little bit of that sports team camaraderie experience, but it's also a little different because it's MC, you know? I think he would be shy unless MC made a move.

Asmodeus would be so thrilled. He has no problem with nudity, either his or someone else's, and he would be gushing about how beautiful MC is. He might get a little worked up, even. Asmo would be excited, but he would also appreciate that MC was taking care of themselves, you know? Plus he's easy to distract if MC just starts asking him about his shampoo or something.

I think Belphie would be like Lucifer. Unbothered. Might not even notice, actually. Just kinda like oh hey MC. I think he'd only react if MC deliberately teased him or something. He just has that general sense of "can't be bothered" you know? And I don't think it'd be a big deal to him.

Anyway, this is just my opinion of course! Everybody headcanons the characters a little differently! But this is how I think it'd go. I kept this pretty sfw, mostly just implying the potential of other shenanigans. But things could get nsfw very quickly too imo...

Heeyyy, not sure if your requests are open or not... If not, no worries, feel free to ignore this, lol. But I gotta say, I absolutely adored your mk fanfics! They were just so good! And it got me thinking, you know? What if, in Steven's date episode (the one in the series), the reader showed up? Like, maybe she could be the waitress or just someone who happened to be alone at the restaurant and saw him there. What do you think would make her approach him? I don't know, maybe a sense of sympathy, or just wanting to be cool? Or maybe he's just really good-looking? Who knows! Anyway, sorry if I rambled a bit, and please forgive any mistakes in my English. It's not my first language. Once again, I LOVED your mk fanfics!

- Anon🐌

Chocolates and Wine ☾ Steven Grant × Female!Reader

your English is great, don't worry anon! :) im glad you liked my fics though! it means a lot to be honest, especially since i was hesitant at first to write for the moon boys. but you and everyone else who has liked and reblogged my work has made my days so much better :') thank you and i hope you enjoy! :) also, i ramble too, so you can ramble as much as you want!

Warnings: being stood up, the so-called date of reader has no specified gender

You glanced at your phone and sighed when you saw it was now 7:30 and your date wasn't there. 30 minutes late and not one message to you saying that they were cancelling or at least letting you know that they were running late. Honestly, you were beginning to lose hope. However, when you turned around to see a guy looking a bit sad after getting off the phone, you felt bad. Had he gone through the same thing you were?

It was kind of unfortunate really. I mean, he was handsome. Not to mention that he looked good in black, but that was beside the point. You saw he had a heart shape box with him, and you quickly knew it was chocolate. The waiter walked over to him, and you quickly decided that there was no way you were going to waste this night and let him be sad.

He looked too good to be sad anyway.

So, you did what you thought was right and quickly ran up to the table and sat down across from him. The look of shock on his face was hard to miss and you let out a breath. "Sorry I'm late! I typed the wrong address and from rushing to get here, I forgot to let you know." The waiter smiled at you while the man in front of you was frozen. "Did you order yet?" He shook his head and you smiled. "Great! Can I get a glass of red please?" The waiter nodded and looked over that the man. "And for you sir?" He nodded and looked up at the waiter. "Y-yeah, I'll take the same. Thank you." The waiter left while scribbling the drinks down on his notepad. Once he was far, you looked over at the man, his dark brown eyes meeting yours.

"Sorry if I scared you, sir. I thought it was best if I joined you." He shook his head. "No worries. I saw you waiting and I thought it was for someone. D-Did you get stood up?" You look down at menu the man had and sighed. "Unfortunately. I don't understand why people do that, y'know? Did you get stood up too or did they have the decency to reschedule?" You scanned the menu before deciding what you wanted before passing it back to him. He took it and embarrassment was written on his face. "I got the days mixed up. Thought today was Friday when it's actually Sunday."

"Yeah, it happens. Especially when time goes by quickly, you lose track of days, right?" Something was written on his face as the waiter came back with the wine before putting it down and asking if you were ready to order. You and the stranger placed your orders and he walked away. "You could say that. Sorry, I'm Steven...with a v." You raised your brow with a small smile as you looked at him. "Nice to meet you Steven with a v. I'm (Y/N)." His embarrassment quickly faded, and a small smile crept on his face. "This date of yours, did he bail because he was nervous?" You shrugged. "I wouldn't know. Tried contacting them and they never responded, so I gave up and came to your table."

"Out of pity?" You took a sip of your wine. "Honestly? Maybe a bit, but I figured I would take my chances. You seemed decent enough to talk to." He chuckled. "Thank you...I think?" You smiled. "Plus, it was a bonus for me since you definitely are cuter than who my date was." He raised a brow. "A man?" You shrugged. "Male, female, gender neutral, doesn't matter. You're really handsome, Steven." He looked down at his hands and you tilt your head to the side. Did he not get compliments? Surely a man this handsome got compliments daily, right?

He gave you a shy smile. "I'm not used to flattery, so I'm sorry." You grinned. "It's fine," your waiter returned with the food and you both began indulging on the food, having a nice conversation. You found out he was an Egyptian mythology buff and you thought it was cute. He told you about how he wanted to be a tour guide for the museum he worked at, but his boss was, and you'd quote "a complete twat" which made you snort. You told him about your career and your different interests as well, causing him to look at you with so much focus that you honestly became nervous.

However, as quickly as this whole thing started, it came to an end; he paid and you gave the tip since he refused to split the bill, insisting that you did so much for him, the least he could've done was pay for your food as well. As you both began to leave, you traded numbers, agreeing to hang out again soon. He then looked at the chocolate box that was now under his arm and turned to you. "Do you like chocolate?" You were shocked by his response and nodded. He handed you the box of chocolates with a smile. "There you go, love. Enjoy, yeah? You did a lot for me today and it was great. Thank you."

"You're welcome, Steven. Do you need a ride?" He hesitated for a second before nodding. "Yeah, alright." With that, you gave him your phone so he could put his address in it and got into your car. Honestly, you were glad your date stood you up or else you wouldn't have met Steven. After Steven handed your phone back to you, you send the person a text saying that you wished them the best, but you were no longer interested in them. You deleted their number and went back to your navigation app and began taking Steven home.

comet, today im thinking about how in general ghost fanon, there's a place for the water ghouls (the lake), and the garden/greenhouse for earth ghouls, and the infirmary for quintessence ghouls

perhaps an argument could be made that the air ghouls love the roof

but there doesn't seem to be a place for fire ghouls

i think dewdrop deserves a forge

he would probably have a coal forge rather than a gas forge and i think he wouldn't need tongs to hold onto the steel bc he can handle extreme heat

but i think it could be extremely zen for him to have a place to just go and let some steam off and hit hot metal while he thinks

he likes the solitude, the rhythm he can get into, hearing the anvil sing when he hits the metal just right, being able to tell intrinsically when the forge needs to be fed, when the metal is the perfect temperature

he loves how malleable the steel is, how just a few taps of the hammer in the correct spots can shape it so drastically

i think perhaps he has made something for each of the ghouls

it took him a long time to warm up to phantom, but after tour, dew disappeared out to the forge for a couple days and returned with a little knife with a bat wing hilt to present to him

idk maybe this is projection bc i too love hitting hot metal but i really think dewdrop needs a forge

also bonus: the other ghouls love when he comes back from the forge all sweaty and smelling like hot metal, coal dust flecking his skin

9 times out of 10, someone is jumping his bones before he makes it to a shower to clean off

-🐌

i keep forgetting to sign these oops

WAIT WAIT WAIT Oh no. The way my jaw dropped as I read this. BLACKSMITH DEW? Why have I never thought of blacksmith Dew? Your BRAIN IS HUGE. He absolutely has made something for everyone. In some cases, several somethings. I think it's a great place for his brain to turn off. For him to let some frustration out. I also think he likes how surprised people are when he tells them about it the first time. That little ghoul? A blacksmith? Aren't all blacksmiths big and giant and strong? Dew loves to thwart expectations. He also really loves making pretty things for people he loves. Now you've got me thinking about what kinds of things he's made for his pack mates (throwing knives for Aurora, much to everyone else's dismay).

How would expanding Candyland make you less dependant on the kids?? "Belief is reality" and all that. Doesn't it just make more work for all the citizens? It sounds like a lot of the farther areas tend to get left to ruins.

- 🐌

It wasn't just expanding. That was more of a- How do I say this.. byproduct.

Are you ever going to explain how that would have helped?

I did. You just didn't want to listen.

What do you mean I didn't listen?!

The day you two came to complain to me, you didn't listen.

Objectum/Plushum culture is feeling gross/like a zoophile for having a crush on a dog stuffed animal, even though you know it's okay and your attraction to her isn't because she's a dog.

-🐌

(sorry if this is tmi/vent-ish -∆-)

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Seeing that Aaron only has serious black, grey and maybe white underwear and making it your mission to add some whimsy to his life so you start buying him silly underwear with patterns on them (ghosts & pumpkins for halloween, heart-patterned ones like cartoon characters wear, lipstick print ones, superhero logos, etc etc) 😊

-🐌

OMG YES FOR SURE THO the first time you do it you just sort of slip the underwear in his underwear drawer one time when staying over and he’s 🤨 when he sees them. But he wears them when you are sleeping at his place and seeing your delighted expression makes him smile. So yeah if yu get him funky printed underwear he will wear them !

agegap ghoap pwp gonna hit like those home invasion horror movies❤️ the one Abt the collector I couldn't watch w other ppl bc dirty masked man who murders whole houses of ppl... Saves one victim to keep them tied up and takes them to work (murder) w him made me too horny❤️❤️❤️ very blue collar worker!Simon who dumb kid soap is dared to mess with, thinking he's just some weird lonely middle aged man but he's not❤️ he's worse❤️

-🐌

YEAH see you get me! i need to go back and revise the start of it to make it make at least a modicum of sense lmao but this drabble (one shot? what's the difference?) is really gonna be an excuse for me to get icky and gross

but yeah absolutely, asshole middle aged simon putting cocky controversially-younger soap in his place is alwaysssss gonna work for me. it's that perfect mix of icky gross and mean, i love it every time

can we see some action from our favorite lesbian (just found out it canon (or that she is at least bi)) wine aunt Laswell. i don’t care if we are burning a building down or simply running track with her. I just wanna see a smile :)

-🐌

some doodles of our favorite lesbian wine aunt<333 please forgive the fact that i cannot draw women, i did my best

(hopefully i didn't fuck up her anatomy)

at home piercing is not the way to go cj i promise you

get it profess done before you give yourself an infection

-🐌

OK IVE DONE IT BEFOREEE why are you guys acting like im incompetent 😣😣 im a smart cookie i promise!!

it did get infected for like 2 days but that’s besides the point because i just cleaned it and it went away so!!!

Hi kaze!! can i req Natsume & Leo (separate) x fem!reader that refuse to sleep so they have to drag her their way (in ur opinion how would they drag them) to bed :D if u dm can u also make it the scenario way instead of hcs, thank u & have an amazing day/night!

- 🐌non (i hope u don't mind me being the snail non hehe)

★彡 Natsume and Leo (seperate) dragging their s/o to sleep

a/n : HI 🐌 anon! This request is absolutely adorable and cute! I wrote this request in the scenario way instead of the hc way, but it’s my first time doing it like this so I hope it’s good! Thank you for requesting! I hope you have an amazing night/day too <3

♡ Natsume Sakasaki

The towering stack of textbooks sat in front of you as you continued to type on your computer. The clock was ticking closer and closer to 3 a.m, and yet here you still were. Well, exams were drawing nearer and nearer, so you did not feel that there was anything wrong with sacrificing some sleep for studying.

Suddenly, two hands clasped your shoulders, slightly startling you. It was so late, who could it be?“My, My Y/n, what are you doing so latE?” He whispered softly, near your ear. His hair tickled your neck as he bent down and his warm breath fanned against the nape of your neck.

“Oh. It’s you Natsume.” Your words become slightly distorted as you yawn. “I’m just going to finish these last pages of the chapter then i promise to go to sleep” you continued.

“I don’t believe you for even a secOND, my love” he started combing his fingers through your hair and massaging your scalp. You could feel yourself slowly leaning into his touch and the tension in your muscles slowly melting. He whispered small “I love you”s and “y/n~” into your ear.

You softly mumbled “you’re putting me to sleep… stop”. Your eyelids felt as heavy as lead and slowly closing.

“That’s my purpose for all of thiS, didn’t you knoW?” He held your hand softly, leading you away from all the textbooks and your computer. Hand on the small of your back, he softly brought you to the direction of your shared bedroom. As you collapsed on the bed, you eventually drifted off for some much needed sleep.

Natsume kissed your forehead as he said under his breath “works everytIME~”

♡ Leo Tsukinaga

Your eyes strained on the graphics on the television screen. The good part was about to come- Suddenly, your vision blurred and someone was lying on top of you. It was of course none other than your boyfriend.

“Y/n….” He groggily rubbed his eyes as he continued to spread him self on top of you much to your annoyance. “Y/n… its so late already don’t you think we should watch this together tomorrow?” Leos large doe eyes looked up at you.

“But its just the last five minutes-” Upon hearing that, Leo obscured your vision with his face and wrapped his legs around his face, threatening to stay in that position the whole night if it was what would get you to sleep. Showing no sign of giving up, he started peppering your face with kisses everywhere.

You pushed his face away and finally relented. “Fine but give me a few seconds, my legs feel tired from sitting for too long-AH” Leo had already begun to throw you over his shoulder, carrying you to the bedroom. You hanged over his shoulder weakly, clearly surrendering.

At least you won some high quality hugs with your boyfriend, nothing better than cuddling into his chest, hearing his heartbeat, just for you right?

I've had this running theory regarding Barbatos's hate for rats; that at some point during his travels he was traumatized in some way by them. Maybe he saw his future self get eaten alive by rats? and that's why he vaporizes any within a mile of him? I don't know the whole available story yet, I still haven't gotten Belphegor out of his jail but I've been told what happens and I can imagine it being really traumatizing to watch yourself die.

But this morning I had another thought, since learning that Barbatos is serving Diavolo to basically atone (?) for his escapades (?) but what if he actually saw Diavolo die at the hands of the evil little rodents?

Which of course had me spit balling the future war of devildom and the Rat King. There's a fairy king so maybe there's a Rat King. Anyway Rat King vs Diavolo and Barbatos WILL NOT HAVE IT. He has made it his mission to eradicate all rats.

eRATicate if you will.

I don't know what this is, but it will certainly never be canon. - 🐌 anon

OKAY but now I'm having visions of a Rat King and Diavolo battle scene told through ballet a la the Nutcracker alkdskfj

ANYWAY.

I've seen a few theories about Barb's problem with rats, ranging from a future war where they overrun the battlefield to him encountering them in the past carrying the Plague to just he doesn't like them lol.

I like the idea that it has to do with Diavolo - that feels like something Barbatos would actively be afraid of. He's very protective of Dia and I can see him going out of his way to eliminate something he thought of as a threat to the Young Master, you know?

That being said, I agree that it won't be canon lol. I'm of the opinion that canon only ever intended Barb's thing with rats to be a running joke. So I don't think they've even developed a reason behind it other than in Barb's mind it means a place isn't clean enough and he's a butler, you know? (No slander toward rats, that's just how it seems to go in the game.)

Which all means you get to headcanon it however you like and I for one greatly enjoy the idea of the Rat King battle. Though I also feel like Diavolo could win in a fight against a Rat King? What makes him the King? Is he just extra large? Or are we dealing with a magical rat?

Assuming it's a Devildom rat, that might mean it has some extra magical/demonic properties... but I still kinda think Diavolo could hold his own, you know?

Of course if we're talking about a horde of rats, then that's different. He's the Rat King because he can command the masses... oh yeah that might be scary. Can you imagine dying due to being swarmed by a horde of rats? Terrifying.

Hi I saw that your headcanon requests were open so I wanted to request m reader x Sebek if that’s ok

And thank you for writing for the male and non binary twist fan out there!🥰

also if you have emoji anons may I be 🐌 anon ty

Thank you for being my first ask snail! and you're welcome! I adore this fandom and wanted to provide some of my own writings about it!

Character: Sebek Zigvolt Description: Sebek X Male Reader headcanons! mostly being general relationship headcanons as well as a few of my personal. Word Count: 317

☆ To get this boy's attention, you had to be like Malleus or did something to get his attention from his young lord, which to that, I congratulate you!

☆ With that being said, I like to think Sebek balances out his schedule to have a sweet time with his lovely boyfriend, if his schedule can’t be changed he will provide a gift!

☆ I have a strong headcanon, that is very dependent on fae types, and the gift would be based on what would catch his eye. 

☆ Since Sebek’s fae typing isn't mentioned I am going to go with crocodile, being that on his wiki it mentions his family's high “biting power”. Even being half fae and human, I like to think the fae instinct still kicks in. 

☆ Crocs themselves like bright colors, so imagine Sebek having a busy day and can't spend as much time as he could with you, so he comes in with brightly colored flowers so that he can show that He misses you and wants to provide a proper courting item.

☆ When it comes to affection, I like to think Sebek shies away from PDA since he is one of the guards of Malleus, but in private HOO BOY, he is a big ol’ baby when it comes to it. Purring and cooing while nuzzling into his boyfriend’s neck or chest. 

☆ Since he has a front to put up, he will deny all allegations with a faint pink on his face “NO! I DO NOT PURR! WHERE ARE YOU PULLING THESE OUT OF??” 

☆ All of Disomnia adores you! You make their rage cucumber relatively calmer, He is still loud and protective of Malleus but he focuses on both Malleus and you. ☆ Overall, Sebek, despite being busy and focusing on protecting Malleus, is an attentive partner and is willing to take care of you as well.

comet may i direct your thoughts to swiss begging dew to hurt him with just the prettiest pleading expression on his face, saying please and thank you with every strike

perhaps dew blindfolds him because nothing gets swiss's brain all foggy like a little sensory deprivation. dew doesn't even tie him up because he knows swiss wants to be such a good boy for him and swiss absolutely grips his own hands behind his back for dear life

and dew teases, he loves to tease and get under swiss's skin, almost daring him to brat, but swiss wouldn't dare, not right now

perhaps dewdrop has a selection of items to hit swiss with and swiss has to guess what's coming next

and perhaps dew just loves to keep swiss on his toes, runs the soft leather of a flogger over the backs of swiss's thighs right before striking down with a cane

he absolutely loves to hear the way swiss's breath is punched from his lungs when he's surprised, loves seeing the little marks swiss's nails have dug into his own skin as he keeps himself restrained

perhaps after a while, dew takes off the blindfold because he loves to see swiss's pretty eyes all teary and desperate, wants to watch the way his unfocused pupils suddenly go to pinpricks at the brightness of the room

and perhaps since swiss has been such a good boy, dew allows him to choose what his favorite item was and dew gives him as many strikes as swiss wants, and every time, swiss's desperate strung out voice gives him a "please" and a "thank you"

just something to think about

🐌

HNNNGGGG GOD. I am chewing on this dynamic like a chew toy. Just gnawing on it. The power Dew must feel, the reverence to be trusted so thoroughly. To not have to fight about it. Swiss just folds for him, gives him everything he wants. And because Swiss is so good? Dew gives him anything. If Swiss wants it harder--Dew will hit him harder. All Swiss has to do is use his words--which is easier said than done sometimes. I have so so so many thoughts about them and I STILL haven't done impact play for Kinktober yet, so I could be tempted to actually sit down and do something with this. They are just so perfect for each other like this. I feel like Swiss (and Dew) are both so often stuck into the brat role and that maybe neither of them really belong there. Can they brat? sure. Do they do it sometimes? absolutely. Is it either of their favorite thing to be/deal with? No. Those fiery gremlins deserve some calm, some calculation. Swiss deserves to be taken apart inch by inch by Dew whenever he wants to. And Dew deserves the opportunity to slow down, to feel, to bask in the way Swiss reacts to the things he does. To revel in the tone of Swiss' voice when he looks up at Dew and says please. I'm mildly obsessed with them and I have been thinking about this scenario for DAYS and will continue to think about it FOREVER.