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princesslachimolala · 5 months

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The Bangtan GC 📱

3. Who’s your bias? 🤔

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Synopsis: you (yn 🦊) are in a members-only group chat with BTS 💜

Pairings: platonic! ot7 x gn! reader

Warnings: slight angst

A/n: reader is gn (gender neutral) so read honorific’s as they apply to you, just my interpretation of who I think would bias who in this 8th member fic world, just meant to be fun not serious at all! Enjoy!

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🦊: I’m bored someone entertain me

🐻: can you not just leave your room and talk to us? we’re literally right next door?

🦊: but what’s the fun in that? then we can have these texts forever till we’re old and grey🥰

🐹: speak for yourself baby petal I may be getting old but I’m aging like fine wine 🍷

🐨: no one says that about themselves Jin hyung…

🐱: Jin hyung does

🐿: want me to spam the gc with old pictures of us yn-ie? we can reminisce the trainee days…😄

🐥: don’t dare Hobi hyung!! I don’t wanna to see my old hair…

🐰: I second that…

🦊: ughhhhhh

🐰: I felt that in my soul

🐥: ooh I have a fun question

🐱: ??

🐥: it has all the ingredients to properly entertain yn-ie… suspense, intrigue, drama…

🦊: oohh what’s the question minnie??

🐥: oh wouldn’t you like to know

🐰: they just said they did hyung?!

🐻: I want to know Minnie!!!! Ask me!!!!

🐥: if we each were part of army… who would be our bias?

🐨: oh here we go…

🐹: I’d bias myself

🐰: you can’t bias yourself hyung

🐹: that wasn’t a rule kookie

🦊: cmon oppa/hyung we know you’d be a joonie bias

🐥: hmm I think Jin hyung would be a yn bias

🐱: of course he would be

🐰: Yoongi hyung would also be a yn bias… maybe I am too

🦊: don’t be so dramatic guys, we all know Yoongi is a jimin bias

🦊: and kookie you’re 100% a namjoon bias, be so for real…

🐰: why you gotta out me like that

🐿: you don’t keep it quiet koo hahahaha

🐰: Hobi hyung is such a jimin bias too

🐥: he gives Jungkook bias vibes too though

🐻: who’s biasing me?😅

🐥: who do you think Tae? Me and yn obvs…

🐨: did you just admit Tae is your favourite Jimin?

🐻: wow thanks minnie🥹

🐻: feeling the love just waiting for my little one to admit it now

🦊: hope your not talking about me

🐻: who else is my little one? Jk is literally taller than me…

🦊: I would be an ot8 guys sorry, couldn’t pick

🐿: aw yn-ie that’s such a boring answer ✋🏻

🦊: Hobi!!!😭

🐿: I mean it’s sweet but… where’s the drama??

🐰: noona/hyung, you are kinda screaming Tae bias but also Jin bias??

🦊: but I love you all😭

🐱: wow a confession

🐨: we love you too baby petal🫶🏻

🐹: yah just accept your Jin bias status baby petal

🦊: but you don’t even bias me back oppa/hyung…

🐹: I did neither confirm nor deny little one

🦊: so that’s a yes?

🐹: …

🐹: it’s not a no…

🐿: AH-HA JIN HYUNG IS AN YN BIAS

🐱: okay so yn is a Jin bias, Jin is a yn bias, Tae and Minnie are obvs each other’s bias, Kook is a Joon bias… does that mean Joon is a kook bias?

🐨: I would bias the golden maknae for sure

🐰: sobbing

🐨: can you sob over my plants they need more watering?

🦊: Yoongi oppa/hyung you kinda give Hobi bias vibes

🐱: I’ll take that

🐿: thank you hyunggggg

🐿: I’ll bias you back hyung!!!

🐥: wow we’re all being so wholesome, this is not the drama I expected?

🦊: now let’s decide bias wreckers 😈

🐱: 🤦🏻

🐻: I’m a yn bias wrecker… there I said it

🦊: omg I was gonna say the same thing Tae 🥹

🐻: that you bias wreck yourself?

🦊: no- you, silly 🙄

🐻: ah- well thank you 🙄

🦊: you’re welcome 🙄

🐻: you’re stinky 🙄

🦊: back at your bro 🙄

🐻: double back at you, second brightest light in my life 🙄

🦊: wow- heartfelt or what 🙄

🐻: what?

🦊: what?

🐻: I asked you what

🦊: but I’m confused

🐻: it couldn’t be a simpler question

🐨: are yous gonna be a while or?

🐥: I love watching my babies argue 🥹

🐰: I hate watching my noona and hyung/hyungs argue 😔

🐱: we’ve reached chaos again

🐿: I’m gonna admit I’m a jimin bias wrecker hahahah

🐥: awww hyung!!! I’m a Hobi bias wrecker fr!!!

🐰: but I want Hobi as my bias wrecker 😔

🐥: you can still have him koo, there’s plenty of sunshine to go around…

🐱: I might be a Jin bias wrecker if we had to pick…

🐹: I’m a jk bias wrecker and proud

🦊: joonie?

🐨: uh- Suga hyung I guess

🦊: you okay joonie?

🐨: all fine, yn-ie

🐻: no bc no one picked Joon bias wrecker!!

🐻: sorry hyung!! I’ll bias wreck you!!

🐰: that means yn noona/hyung isn’t bias wrecked🥹

🦊: aw it’s just a game guys

🐰: but it’s not fair 😪

🐨: hyung’s okay koo, I just got in my head

🦊: aw joonie 🥺

🐱: we’re all undercover rap monster stans anyways

🐥: BIAS THE LEADER

🐰: NAMJOON IS MY PRESIDENT

🐻: NAMJOON IS MY KING

🦊: NAMJOONING IS MY LIFESTYLE

🐿: awwww look at all your dongsaengie’s joonie 🫶🏻

🐨: thanks guys

🐥: that conversation got more sentimental that I thought wow

🐹: ig we’re all ot8 army’s anyway right

🐿: yes yes 🫶🏻🫶🏻

🐰: I bias you all fr

🐱: this is so cheesy

🐱: but fr I love you all we’re tied by the red string of fate anyway

🐨: hyung- your obsessed with this red string of fate

🐱: because it’s true

🦊: thanks for entertaining me guys I’m sleepy now, goodnight!

🐰: noona/hyung! You can’t just dip like that it’s too early! Come play games with us in the game room🥺

🐥: we’re playing Fall Guys yn-ie 😏✋🏻

🐻: and I have snacks…

🐿: I’m coming to supervise

🐹: me too

🐨: coming too!

🐱: fine I’m omw…

🦊: say no more… it’s game night!! hehehe

🐰: hurry noona/hyung, Tae just stole player one from me🥺

🦊: Tae…

🐻: kookie always gets player one but✋🏻

🦊: I’m coming to sort this out…

🐥: yay ot8 game night!!!

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A/n: I have no idea if this made sense or how to end this text thread but it preludes the next proper 8th member fic… it’s game night with Bangtan🫶🏻 hope you thought it was fun!

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here4kpopfics · 1 year

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Hi, Kelly! Congrats on the milestone!!! You deserve all of that and so much more 💕💕

This is the first time I'm doing a drabble request, but I just couldn’t pass up the opportunity. I'm so excited to see what you'll do with everybody's prompts.

I was soo tempted to pick number 44.i’m only here for the dog for my boy Jungkook because I love Bam so much lmao. But I also saw that you maybe want to write more for other members too.

So I'm actually going with my other favourite virgo Namjoon and number 89. “YOU SENT ME PICTURES OF YOU NAKED WHILE I WAS IN A WORK MEETING!” if it hasn't already been requested 🥺 You can make it as smutty as you want!

Gongrats again, lovely💞💞💞

Iviiiiiiiiiii. I hope you enjoy. 💜 I had to hold myself back on this... 😅

Masterlist | AskBox | Coffee?

knj x reader | mentions of smutty fun time | 565 words | m/18+ | Joon being Joon. 🥵

“Hyung, you okay?” Jungkook’s voice brings Namjoon out of his thoughts.

“Huh? Oh. Yeah, yeah I’m fine.” He flips the phone around in his hand a few times, looking straight ahead.

“You’ve had your jaw clenched since the meeting. Did you and y/n have a fight?”

Oh, if only it was a fight.

“Something like that.” He mumbles, looking back at his phone, but refusing to unlock it. “Hey, I gotta go…fix things with her. The meeting’s done anyway. Let the others know I won’t be back in the studio today, okay? I’ll see you later.”

Jungkook doesn’t get to respond because Namjoon is storming his way out of the room and the building, straight into a car that takes him home where he knows you’re waiting for him. He brings out his phone, suppressing a groan seeing the photos and sends you a text.

🐨Joonie: you better be on the bed ready for me in the next twenty minutes. You’re not going anywhere else tonight.

You quickly scramble to the bedroom, throwing your phone somewhere on the couch in the living room. You crawl up the headboard, turning to sit down with your back fully against it, legs stretched forward and your hands together in your lap. He said twenty minutes, but he has always been really shitty about his concept of time.

So you wait patiently, and sure enough, ten minutes later, you hear the front door open and sit up straighter, making sure the useless bra and thong are on correctly, and put a big innocent smile on your face as he walks through the bedroom door.

“What the fuck was that?” His voice is low, sending shivers down your spine and straight to your core.

“What was what?” You feign innocence, watching with joy as his jaw clenches before he leans over the bed, grabbing your ankles and roughly pulling you toward the end of the bed. You have to hold yourself up enough so you don’t hit your head against the headboard from the action.

“Don’t even, baby girl. You sent me pictures of you naked while I was in a work meeting.” He seethes through his teeth, spreading your legs, dangling them off the bed from the knee.

“And? What’d you think?” You grin as he removes his belt, tossing it on the floor along with his jacket.

“Oh, you wanna know what I think, baby girl?” He growls, a hand sliding up your body to wrap around your throat, “I think you’re going to take everything I give to you tonight and say thank you with no complaint because you deserve punishment. That’s what I think.”

You can’t help the desperation in your voice as you whisper the word please in response.

“At least you asked nicely. Now how do you want to come first? My fingers, mouth, or straight to my cock?” You whine in response and he lets go of the persona for a moment to laugh, leaning forward to kiss you.

“Mmm, it’s okay, baby. I’ll take care of you.” He speaks between kisses.

“I love you, Joonie.”

“I love you, too, baby girl. Scoot down the bed a bit more for me.” You do as he says, watching the way his eyes switch from glimmering brown to dark with lust.

Heh. I really had to stop there because I could easily keep going with this. But alas, self control must be practiced. So. If this does well…I could see turning it into something…more? 👀

#kelly writes #kelly posts #drabble requests #Namjoon drabble #namjoon x reader #knj x reader #knj drabble #namjoon smut #knj smut #knj #kim namjoon

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yooniepinksblog · 2 years

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🌳 남 𓂅 𝗻𝖺𝗺𝗺𝗂𝖾 🐨 ᨏ

⛩️ ᨒ 𝐉𝐈𝐍𝑵𝐼𝐸 ˖ › ✶

౿˳⁺ 🎀 𖥻 𝐘𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐢 𝕄𝕖𝕠𝕨 ›

🖍 ˊᯅˋ 𝗵𖦹︎𝗯𝗂 ૪

𝟗𝟓 𓂃 ⋕𝗷𝗶𝕞𝗶𝗻 ᨏ 🐣 ֶָ֪

김◞ 𝘁𝗮𝗲 ᨏ 🐻‍❄ꜝꜝ

ꗃ 𓂃 ✨ ִֶָ 𖠵 ۰ 𝗸ᦅ︩︪ᦅ𝗸 🐇 ᨏ

ꗃ : 🐰◖ 𝐆𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐲✨𝐒𝐢𝐥𝐯𝐚 ✶ 🐻 ⩉

RM nicks!

1). ◖𓂃𖠵𝃯𝗻ׅ⃔𐐼ׁ꧟̸̸̸𝗷ׅ᧑̴ׁ᪶𝗈ׅ𝗻ׁ！🐨

2). ◗ Ꮺ ˖ׁ 𝗻̶𝖺𝗺 𓂃˖🚜

3). 🥛٫٫ 𝗻ׄ𝖺ׅ𝗆᪶⭒𝗰ׅ𝗈ׁ𝗌͡𝗆ׅ𝗶𝗰ׁ 𖤩

4). 冬季 𝗳𝗹𝗼.𝘄𝗲𝗿 ★✩ joonie

5). 🌳 남 𓂅 𝗻𝖺𝗺𝗺𝗂𝖾 𔖏 ꔛ

6). 𝅄 ׂ ׅ ꒰ nɑֺmֺ𝗃oonvꪱllᧉ 🦋 ୭ ֶָ

7). ꧔̲ 🌷nɑֺmֺutullıps ִ ⭒

8). ׂ ݂ 🌿 ֢֢ nɑmׅcֺupꪱׅd ☆ ࣪ ׅ

9). 𑑘 🩰 ¡ ݂ɳ𐐼︥ׄ𞤼𞥊𐑦︫эׄ ¡ ﹪ ⩇⩇᤻ : ⩇᤻⩇

10). 𝟗𝟒 𖣖 ꒥〃𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙟𝕠𝕠𝙣 ꤼ 🐨 ᮪ ♡̸

Jin nicks!

1). 𓂃⭑𓄴 𝘀ׁɘׅ᧑ׁ𝗸𝗷𝗂ׅꬼׁ ꮺ❕

2). 𓂃🍄 ◖ jׅιׁ︪ᥒ 𖥻 fᥲ̸̸ֽιrᥡ᤻

3). 💒𓂃 𝗃𝗂𝗻𝗇𝗂𝗲⭑#𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽᤻𝗌᤻𝗈𝗆𝖾

4). 𓏲 𝗷𝗶𝗇 ◖ 𝗁𝗶𝗍 ♥︎ જ⸼

5). ✦ ᤳ 𝘀𝖾𝗼𝗄𝗷𝗂𝗻 𖠳. ◟

6). 𝗄𝗂𝗆 ⌗ 𝗌𝖾𝗈𝗄 ♡︎ 🔭.

7). 𓍢 ִֶָ 𝙟𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙚 𓂃 📺 𖧧࣪

8). ᥬ : ꗃ 🏡꒷ 𝙹𝙸𝙽ʾִ 𝄪𓂃𝟗𝟑 𖥦

9). 🏡 𓂃𓏸 𝗃𝗂𝗇𝗇𝗂𝖾 ! ≀ ਏਓ♡.

10). ･ ⿻ 𝗷𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗲ˇ 안. 'ㅅ' ❍ 〃

Yoongi nicks!

1). 🌼𓂃˒ׁᥡׅ𝗈ׁ᧑̷̷̷̷̷ׅ𝗇ׁ᪶𝗴ׅ𝗶ׁ 𖧧

2). 𖠗 🥛 ׁ֪֪ 𝘀ᥛ𝗀ׅ𝗮᥎ɩ𝗅𝗹ׅ𝖾ׁ﹗﹪

3). 𓈒 ֺ 🍊 ៸៸ֺ ៹ 𝐌𝐈𝐍 ⬪ 𝘆𝗼ׁ𝗼̷ׅ𝗻𝗀𝗂 ! ₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎

4). ᖘ ᜔ ֙⋆ 𝚈ᨷ𐐫ɳɳ!ᨴ ♥︎ 𓂅 ᜊ

5). 𝟗𝟐 ៸ 𖥻𝆬۠·🔗 ˒˒ Ꭹ𝗼𝗼ᥰᧁ᥅ ❟ ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ᨓ

6). 𓂃 ૮ ᰽ ﻌ 𝗹𝖎𝗍𝗍𝗅ɘ 𝘆𝗼ᨣꞥ𝗀𝖎 🧠 ⩍ 🐄 %

7). ‣ ꭑỉ𝗻︭ y𐐫𐐫𖬱ᵰgι ᨒ 𖥻𝘁𝗶𝗇︭𝘆 𖧧

8). ♡̷̸⁩ 精神 𓈈 𝘢𝙪𝙜𝙪︭𝘴𝘵 🐄

9). ━ a͟ɢᴜst 𝐃 🔗💢 𝟗𝟑' (𝕟.)

10). 友 ∷ yo͟ongi ⌕. 🎸

Hoseok nicks!

1). 🛒 𓍼 𝗛ׅ͜𝃯𝘰ׁ𝗌⃔𝖾ׁ᪶𝗼̸̸ׅ𝗸ׁ ⋆︁︁﹅

2). ˖ ׁ ٬🌷ᥴꭎ︩︪tᥱ hׅøׁ᥉᪶ᥱׁ᥆kׅ 𓏲੭

3). 🌼𓂃 𝐇𝐎̸̸̸𝐒𝐄𖣠𝐊⭑૮₍ ˃̵͈᷄ . ˂̵͈᷅ ₎ა

4). 🛒 ˒ 𝗵𝘰𝗽𝗲 ! 𖦹 ✸

5). 𑂲ᰍ 𝟗𝟒 ꜥꜤ 🅹 ⑊ 𝗵𖦹𝗽̶𝗲.╰╮🫕᪼ᰥ

6). ໒ 🐮 𔓘 ɘ𝗴ᦅ ◗ 𝗵𝗼̷𝖻𝗂 ✫ 💬 ⩇։⩇ 𓂃

7). 𖠵 📼 𝖻𝗒. 𝗝-𝗛𝗢𝗣𝗘

8). 🦜 ҂ ֺ 𝗵𝗈𝖻𝗶 ، l̲u̲v̲. ♥︎

9). ✦ ᤳ 𝗵𝗈𝗯𝗂. 🏡 𓈈

10). #🍜 𝗷-𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗲 𓄹

Jimin nicks!

1). 𓄼֜🐥 𝗉ׅ͠ᥲׅ𝗿ׄ𝗸⭑𝗷𝗶ׁ៣ִ𝗶𝗻ׁ ! ૮₍ ˃̵͈᷄ . ฅ ₎ა

2). 𖧧⸼ׁ !! 🐣 𝗺ⱺ𝖼𝗁𝗶 𓄹֪֪ ˖ׁ

3). ꅔꅔ ֺ ⸼ 💭 ֺ 𓈒 jꪱׅ𝕞ׁ᤻ꪱ᤻ᥒιׅᥱׁ ៹ 𓏲੭

4). 🎀 ﾁ ʝıꭑıⴖ ♥︎ ּׄꬻִꬶׄꬴִƖּ 𓈈ֶ

5). 🧸 𓂅 𝗽𝙟𝙢 ! ♥︎

6). ꕀ 🏹〝᪤ 𝐉𝙸𝐌꯭𝙸𝐍 ╳ 𝟗⵿𝟓 ♡̶ ᯾

7). ૮ ˙Ⱉ˙ ა 𝗃ıꭑ𝗶ꞥ m𝘆̶ ✷ 𝘀𝗎̲࣪𝗇̲𝘀۪h𝖎n۫ᧉ ◗ 🎀

8). 𖦹 •᷄‎ࡇ•᷅ JIMIN 𑁤 🧺𓈒﹆

9). ˒ 🍑 ⊹ 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗲！ › 銀 ٠ ꀬ

10). 🍒 ⟆ . 𝗷𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗻 𓄹 銀

Taehyung nicks!

1). ২ 𓂃 ̶𝙩̶̶𝙚̶𝙩𝙚 𓍼 🕷️ 我

2). ♥︎ 𓈈 𝘁𐐼۫ɘ𝖍𝘆ꭏִn࣪g ꭑi 𝘃aִ𝖗ᨣ۫n ᯤ̸ 🎀 ✶

3). ᨒ 🌷᪼ # 𝚻ᥝᦾ ⤫🅷𝕪𝕦꯭𝕟𝕘 ♡̶〞𝟗𝟓！

4). ، 🧴 𝗍𝖺𝖾𝗁𝗒 ☆’ 𓄼

5). 𖠵 ✉️ 𝗍ִ𝗮ׂ𝗲 𐇖 𝗰ꮻ︩︪𝗳𝗳ɘ 𓂅⁩ ⋆ 🎀

6). 김◞ 𝘁𝗮𝗲 ᨏ 🎌ꜝꜝ

7). ᜊ︐🌿 𝐓𝐀𝐄 ੭ֶ

8). # 🗼ᅠt—tαᥱ 𝗯𝘂︪︩𝗽̴ 곰. ૮₍˶• ˔ ก₎ა

9). 𓏲 եᥲᥱ ▭🕰️ am𝗼̲𝘂̲𝗿̲ !

10). 𓂃◖ 🎨 𝘁ׅ𝖺ɘׁ᪶𝗍𝗮ׅ𝗲 ⑅ 𝗉ׁ︪𝖺𝗅ׅ𝗹𝗲ׁ𝘁𝅼 を ♡

Jungkook nicks!

1). 𖥦 ׅ ۟🕯️ׁ ֪ ƙ᥆͜᥆͜ƙιᥱ ֺ ׅ 𓐍۟

2). ٬ 𝗸ׅ𐐫ׁ𐐫𝗸 𝘁𝗶𝗇᪶𝘆 𓂃٬🥛ꜝ ‘♡

3). 🐰 % ƙׁ︪𝗼ׅ𝗈̷ 𝗉ׅ𝘂ׁ𝗉𝗽ׁყᵎ ⭒ ⩇⩇:⩇⩇

4). ⩩ᅠ𝐊.♥︎♥︎𝐊𝐈𝐄ᅠ珞ᅠ૮ ๑ˊᯅˋ๑ ა

5). ᐢ. ֑ .ᐢ 𝗯ׂ𝗎𝗇ׅ𝗇̶𝘆̶ 𝗷ɘ͟ꮻ𝗇 🐇

6). 𓄹 ִֶָ 𝗀𝗀𝗎𝗄. ✦ 🖇

7). ֗𖦹𓈒🕸੭࣪ jυngĸooĸʿ⊹࠭ 🧈𝅄᮫۪

8). 쁘 🐰 𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗴𝕜𖦹𖦹𝕜𓂃𝟗𝟕

9). ⟠ 𓂃 𝚔𐐫𐐫𝚔𝚒𝚎 ៸៸ ♥︎ 𝕛𝕜 🗑️

10). ૮₍ ˃̵͈᷄ . ˂̵͈᷅ ₎ა . . . 𝙜̶𝙤̶̶𝙤̶𝙜𝙞𝙚 𖥔 ♟️

💭๋ ࣭ ⩄⭒ ִֶָ ࣪ 𝘁ιִꪀ𝘆 𝙗࣪𝙖ִ𝕓࣪𝚢 ◗𔓘ׄ ֶָ 🎀 ﹆

✸ 🗒️ ִֶָ 🎀 ۫ Ꮺ ¡ 𝗯𝘂࣪ᥒ̶ִ𝕟݁ყ࣪ 𝕕ᜊᥣᥣ ! ᥫᩣ

. 𓈊 ݁ 🐾🩰 𝙬ι𝕟tɘᥐ 𝗯ꫀ͟ᥲr 𓂃 ഒ ָ࣪ ˖

ᘏ ⑅ ᘏ 💭 ˖ ☆̲ 𝗸ιt͟tყ 𝗺𝗶ִ𝕞࣪𝗶❕☁︎ ’

𖣯 🛒🧠 ★۰ ໋࣭ ᥣꪱ𝕥tᥣᥱ ρrι࣪ᥒִ᧑𝗲࣪s𝘀 ᨒ

ᐢ..ᐢ ✉️ ,,🐰 𝗺ιᥒᥒ𝗶𝗲 𖥦 𝗽ꪮɘ︪︢ꭑ𝘀 𖠗

🎀❕ ‹𝟹˖࣪ 𝘀𝘄ᥱᥱt ᥴ𝗵𝗲rr𝘆 🍽️᠉ ㅈ

✫ 🐄 ִֶָ 𖥔 ࣪˖ 🥛 𑄘𝗼ꭐ 𝗯o͠𝘰oყ ⩇⩇

ˊᯅˋ 𝗼. 𓈈 ¡ tᥱ͟tᥱ 𝗰𑄛𝗳fᥱᥱ ! ꗃ 🦴

🎀🥛 ִ ۫ ּ ﹅ hყ࣪𝘂ִ𝗻jι࣪ᥒ︖︕˖ ☆ ★

★̲ 🥋 ،، 🐩 ᥣo𝘃᤻𝗲᤻s ꭑιყ𝗮 𖦹 ˖ ࣪ . ✶

∩ ⑅ ∩ ≛ 𓄼 ⸼ ࣪ 𝗻ᥲ𝕜࣪𝕪ִᥙ࣪𝗺 𝙗𝘰︪𝘰 𖤘 ⸼ ࣪

◗ . ` 🎀⋆🥼 𝗵ꪖ𝗻ִ𝗻𝕚࣪ə 𝗽ִ𐐿࣪ə᤻ꭑ𝘀 ˓˓ ₍⑅ᐢ..ᐢ₎

ׄ𔒱 ꥇ ✦ ۬ ¡ 𝗯ιᥒᥒιᥱ ! ᥲ࣪𝗻ִ𝗴̑𝕖𝗹 🧂៹ ࣪˖⁩⭒ ᕬ

ꉂ ◍࣪ 𓈒ᐢ🕷ʾ ִֶָ𝗮𝗻gᥱᥣ 𐭅f dᥱ︢𝗮𝘁h 𖥔 ݁ ˖

.• ▰ ⋆ ՙִՙℓᥲ𝘁ⅇ𝘅 𝗰ׁ𝗼ꭐִb̶ᨷׁყ 💭⭒

﹅ . ⁕ ۫ ५ 𝗸𝙽̶𝗶𝙵𝗲

¡ 𝘕𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘕𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 !

𓈒 🍀 𓄹 ᨨ : nick ⩀ ⭒ ♥︎

ᘏ ˒ 🍏﹕ ⩇:⩇ ᨑ nick ⩄

ꌷꌷ 🏁 𔓘 𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊 𓈃 ⻝

◗ 🜸 ﹕𖥻 Ⓝ︎ Ⓐ︎ Ⓜ︎ Ⓔ︎ 𓂃 ‹𝟹

˖ ࣪ . ִֶָ𓂅 🅽︎🄸🅲︎🄺 ⋆ ࣪ 🕰️ . ⻝

㒶 •° 𝙽𝙸𝙲𝙺 ☁︎ ✧:

㒶 ✧ 𓂅 𝖓 𝖎 𝖈 𝖐 ⋆ ࣪ 🌱 ⋆ ࣪. 𓄼

ִֶָ𓂅 𝒏 𝒂 𝒎 𝒆 ⋆ ࣪💒 . ⻝

る! 🌷 . 𝗡𝐚𝐦є 𓏲 𖧶 𓈒 .

𝄒 𖥻 ִ ۫ ּ 🥛⭑ N̶𝗮𝐦𝕖 𖣯 ࣪ ٬٬ . ⩇⩇

ᨦ𓏲 ، ݃♟❜ ℕ𝗮m̶є ᘏ ࣪ ٬٬ . ݁ ۰ ࣪

ִֶָ ⩇⩇ ꜥ 💭 ◖ 𝗻𝗮𝐦e̶ 𖥔 ࣪˖ 💒 ᐢ..ᐢ

ִֶָ ャ ›🐭 𓊔 𝐍𝐚𝗺e ★̲ 🧠 ꐑꐑ

ִֶָ ،،̲ 🍏✶ ᨨ 𓏔 n𝐚m𝗲ֹ❕◗ ˊᯅˋ

𓂄 ׅ ‹𝟹 🧠 ▨ 𝗡𝐚mǝ 𝘁࡛𝗶ny ᨑ︕

ִֶָ 𓄹𓈒 ℒ ˖ ࣪💭 ◖ N̺a̽𝗺𝐞 🎀 ★̲🍶𓂃

› ࣪ .𖦹︎ 🎀 ˖ ͘ 𝐧𝐚mє 𝗺𐐼kn𝗮𝗲 𓄲 🐰 𓄹 ׅ

𖤐 ͎࣪ ˖ ׅ 𝖍ot na̸𝗺𝐞 𖥔 ࣭ ࣪ 𖣯

ɞ꒰ ꒱∗ 🦚ꍈ∞𝑵𝒊𝒄𝒌ɞ꒰ ꒱🦚∗ ꍈ∞

« » ‹ ›🧁 ᭨ི𝙽𝚒𝚌𝚔« »🧁 ‹ › ᭨ི

ྀྀ⏝🌻ʚɴɪᴄᴋྀྀ🌻⏝ʚ

༊*·˚🍑 ༉‧𝒩𝒾𝒸𝓀༊🍑*·˚ ༉‧

⩨♡̶🎐⸙͎۪۫;❝ⁿⁱᶜᵏ⩨♡̶🎐⸙͎۪۫;❝

･ﾟ ₊˚🌼.༄𝙉𝙞𝙘𝙠･ﾟ🌼 ₊˚.༄

➢彡⇨ ↳𝔑𝔦𝔠𝔨➢彡🍒⇨ ↳

، 💢 ⋆ ⋋ 𝘄𝘄ꭐ.𝗻𝗂𝗰𝗄.𝗰ꮻꭑ 𖤠 🎳

ִ 𑜺 ◗ 🕷️ ᨑ ˖ֹׁ ⋅ 𝕹𝚒𝙲𝗸 ！ •᷅ࡇ•᷄

𓄹𓈒 神 ⸼ֹ ␦ : 𖥉 𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊 🧤 𖥦 ✫̷̸͟

𖠗 𝕹𝐈𝙲𝕶 ꞌꞋ ʬʬ ⚠️ ⋆

神 𖡡 🕷️ ⭒ 𝐍𝕴𝐂𝕂 ︐ ⵢ̷̸̶ 🥋

@// a quien corresponda ¡!

#aesthetic #bios aesthetic #nick #cadena #simbols bios #kaoemojis soft

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bteezxyewriter12 · 1 year

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Take My Picture~ Namjoon 2

Pairing- Namjoon x Named Reader

Word count- 1k

Includes- sex, riding, multiple orgasms

Tag List- @mingtina @jaxxmine

@yeosayang @delightfulmoonbanana

@tannie13 @y00nzin0 @marsstarxhwa @borntowalkaway @kjqueen05

Masterlists- check out for more fics

📝Take My Picture Masterlist 📝Masterlists

📝 BTS Masterlist 📝 Namjoon Masterlist

Gif source- @namchyoon

J POV

I'm gonna kill him

He moves across the stage, rapping and having fun

And he's so fucking hot

His shirt clinging to him with sweat

His hair drenched

The camera is so close to his face, I can see droplets running down his neck and face

His gorgeous smile

My baby is the sexiest man alive

And he's turning me on, panties drenched and clinging to my pussy

It's not fair

I'm always horny during concerts because he looks so good with sweat all over him

I hate having to wait until we get home to fuck him

But I will and when we get home, he's gonna pay for making me suffer like this

🐨🐨🐨🐨🐨🐨🐨🐨

Namjoon POV

Stepping off the stage, I walk to the back while some of the guys do their solos

I have a little bit of time to spend with my baby now

I spot her and as I walk towards her, I see her legs clenching together

She's horny and that fact just turned me on

Getting to her, I take her hand and drag her away with me, going further backstage to the dressing room and into the first room that's empty

As soon as the door closes, my lips are on hers

Her arms go around my neck while she kisses me back

Her hands move lower and she drops my pants and boxers down

"You're so fucking hot Joonie"

I smirk, "Yeah baby? I'm all sweaty though"

She scoffs, "You know I don't care about that. You know I think it's hot"

I know she does

It's crazy but she really doesn't care if I'm sweaty

I pull her with me to the chair in the room and sit down with her standing in front of me and I reach up her skirt

Thank God she listened to me and wore one

"No more panties when we're at a concert", I growl, pulling and snapping the strings, ripping them off, "I want you bare and ready all the time"

She bites her lip and nods

Her lip biting fucking kills me

Everytime

I love it

"Get on my cock and ride me fucking hard", I order

She immediately climbs on me and takes me inside her, sliding down my length until she's sitting on my legs

"Fuck baby, you feel so fucking good", I moan, "So goddamn tight"

"Mm baby, you're so big. Love having your cock stretch me open"

I know she loves it

She's on my dick all the time

She starts moving slowly, up and down, pleasure filling my body

She starts squeezing my cock with her pussy, making herself tighter and holy shit the pleasure becomes so intense

She knows I love when she does that

"Like it baby?", she whispers in my ear, "You like the way I fuck you?"

"Yyyy....yes...oh god yes", I moan

Sex with her is the best I ever had

She knows what to do to my body to get me off

And she always gives me what I want

I glance up at her, her eyes closed as she moves harder on me and she's fucking biting her lower lip again

I pull her to me and kiss her, my tongue against hers

I love the feeling I get when I kiss her, like everything in me comes alive, like she was meant for me

Because she was meant for me and I was meant for her

She kisses me back, bouncing harder

When she comes back down, I thrust up and hit her exactly where I want to, right into her spot

"Fuck", she cries, her hands burying in the back of my hair and pulling tightly

I love that spot inside her that causes intense pleasure

I know where it is and I always give it to her hard right there

The orgasms she get from there are so fucking powerful and I love to watch her

Love to feel them

I slam there again and once more, then she cums hard, screaming my name

"Namjoon, Namjoon!"

I love hearing her scream my name

God she feels so good, her body shivering and holding on me so tightly as pure pleasure runs through my body

"Again baby girl. Give it to me again", I whisper, slamming into her again, over and over

"Yes Joonie, God Namjoon!"

She explodes again in seconds, her pussy creaming my cock so much

I know I'm running out of time but I want more

"One more baby", I demand, moving her along my cock as I bury deep inside her

I thrust up as hard as I can and her body slams into mine when her back arches and she cums so fucking intensely

"Namjoon", she screams at the top of her lungs.

It feels incredible and I cum so goddamn hard, screaming her name

"Joanne baby girl, Joanne, fuck!!!"

"Joonie", she sighs softly, taking all my cum deep inside her

I pull her to me in a kiss as I finish, arms around each other

All too soon we have to pull away

I do have a concert to finish

I'll kiss her everywhere later when we get home

We get dressed quickly, then she takes my hand pulling me out of the room

"Hurry Joonie", she says, "You gotta change then go on"

I just smile at her worry

They can't go on without me so they have to wait

We weren't long anyway

Right before we get backstage, I stop her and spin her to me

"I love you"

"I love you too Joonie", she smiles

I kiss her soft lips, so grateful I have her

The kiss ends and we continue walking, where I'm immediately pulled into wardrobe

I glance back at her and she smiles giving me a thumbs up

After getting dressed, I go back on stage, exited for the night I have planned for my baby

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yoonjinsgirl · 8 months

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HAPPY JOONIE DAY Y'ALL!!!!🐨💙🌱

It's joon's birthday today!!! And I'm so happy!!! Even though my entire draft got deleted I'm still trying to be happy coz it's joon's birthday and i wanted to be happy!!!!

I've always felt so close to joon since day1, he has always inspired me to love myself, to accept my own feelings rather then declining them, I've had hard times accepting myself, my inner feeling and thoughts, it's always been hard to talk with someone without having the fear to be judged! In so many ways I've found myself similar to joonie like love for reading books, love for art, love for nature, i had truly love visiting museums across my country if i had get chance anyday, i truly would love doing that and love for music ofcourse!!! So in many ways joon seems to be my closest friend but at the same time he truly is the man i want to have in my life! I'm sure no matter who must be our bias, at the end of day no one could literally resist the man namjoon is!!! And my love for him keeps growing by every passing day! On his birthday i wish for his well-being, peace and happiness with good health! HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY JOONIE! I LOVE YOU!💕

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NAMJOON X READER

Summary: Bestfriends to Lovers! Unplanned Love Confession! Namjoon and reader don't live in the same country!!!

Warnings: None, *not necessarily a fic, just a conversation full of comforting eachother and their honest confessions* and maybe tine tiny fluff!

A/N: since it's joons birthday i wanted to post something, so here it is! I haven't unnecessarily added anything, it's almost what joon had conveyed through his letter for us!💕

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we were always meant to be destiny!

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As i said before for joon's birthday i really wanted to post something, and yesterday when i read his letter i was so touched by his love…his sincerity and honesty, that i ened up crying over!!! So that's why i wrote this text conversation to something that i feel all of us could relate.♡

About the fic that i had said, that I've been working on, I'll post soon.. within a day or two, and most probably it will be a mini series, so please look forward to it!💜

AND AS I ALWAYS SAY, YOUR FEEDBACKS AND REQUEST ARE TRULY WELCOMED!!!💕

Click to check out my other works: Masterlist💌

AGAIN EVERYONE HAPPY JOONIE DAY 💙🌱🐨

#happy birthday namjoon #namjoon day #namjoon #namjoon ff #namjoonfic #namjoon scenarios #namjoonie #rm #namjoon x reader #namjoon x you #bts army #bts x reader #bts fic #bts scenarios #bts text #text post #text #Spotify

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sserendipitymin · 2 years

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In the Seom: Pick Me Up Namjoon 🐨💜

After reading the comments, we picked Joonie! Let me know who you want to pick up next 💜

#art #digital art #bangtan army #procreate #bts #procreate art #in the seom #bts rm #kim namjoon #bts rm fanart #kpop fanart #fanart #illustrator #illustration #digital artist #artists on tumblr #picks #bts art #joonie

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aajjks · 5 months

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TPOL!JK

you’re a lot paler and certain parts of your body are even blue. your breathing is shallow and you’re still shivering despite the blankets surrounding your body. the sight of you just breaks jungkook’s heart as you let out coughs now and then but you don’t respond to his question. you don’t even turn to look at him, all you do is stare ahead and drift in and out of consciousness. he knows you need to see a doctor because you might’ve damaged your brain or damaged your lungs but he needs your response to tell him that you’re okay with him taking you yet he receives nothing.

two minutes, you’re unconscious and when that happens, jungkook just takes you to see a doctor anyways.

joonie 🐨✨

10 missed calls

yerin 🫧💕

6 missed calls

your phone is filled with notifications coming from yerin and namjoon but jungkook doesn’t bother to call them because his main priority is you and your health. he throws a shirt, pants, socks, and boots on your body and bundles you up to keep you warm before he’s off to the nearest hospital that could treat you.

when he walks in with your unconscious body in his arms, nurses are immediately rushing to get you in a room and look at your vitals which are lower than what they should be.

while the doctors tend to your body, jungkook sits and waits to make sure you’re okay which takes several hours. once they’re finished they call jungkook in to update him on your condition.

“you. are. a hero. if you hadn’t brought her in here she could’ve been dead. she damage to her lungs wasn’t severe and she has no fluids in her lungs. the brain damage, however, is minor but it could’ve been worse had you not brought her in so we’re going to keep ms. l/n to monitor her brain and lungs. i also have a…personal question if you don’t mind answering but was the drowning self inflicted or accidental? actually, we can talk about it later, i’m sure you want to see your partner so follow me” says the doctor who leads jungkook to your room which is pretty spacious. he nervously walks closer to you and when his eyes take in your form, you look a little better.

your lips, fingers, and body gained a little more color and you’re hooked up to an IV to give fluids to your dehydrated body. you’ve yet to even look at jungkook and you aren’t going to. because like he said, you’re a stranger now.

He looks at you carefully.

And thankfully you’ve gotten a lot better, you were pale before, and now your body has a little color. He calms down when he takes in your form.

“Yn, Can you respond to me please?” He asks you, standing right in front of your bed. He sits in the chair and stares at you, you move your face away from him. That hurts him.

All you do is hurt him.

But.. right now you’re not well so he’s just going to avoid that. “I-I’m sure that you don’t want me to stay so just call one of your friends or your boyfriend. I’m gonna go.” He says, crossing his arms across his chest.

“and I’m sorry I had to see your phone. You’ve got a lot of missed calls from your friend and.. him.” Jungkook gives you another look.

“do not worry about the bill because it’s already paid. And just take care of yourself. I don’t know why you did that to yourself? Don’t do that ever again.”

#ask: tpol!jungkook

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poutyniall · 2 years

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Happy birthday Joonie 🐨

#my precious little baby trapped in a big body

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numbernope · 1 year

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I got a koala 🐨 plushie today

His name may or may not be joonie 🥺

#kim namjun #rm bts #i think i need help

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btsqualityy · 2 years

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How would OT7 wives save their husband's contact no.?

Mama KSJ: 🥰Jinnie❤

Mama KTH: Bear🐻🤪

Mama KNJ: Joonie🐨

Mama PJ: Jiminshi❤

Mama Jung: Jung Hoseok

Mama JJk: Kookie🐰

And

Finally

Mama Min: My Daddy🍆💦❤

Mama Kim Taehyungs would be “Papa Bear” after they have their kids 😌mama Jung’s would be “Hobi ☀️” and mama Mins would go back and forth between “yoongs”, “daddy” and “asshole” 😭

#btsqualityy asks

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kithtaehyung · 2 years

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Ok 3tan8….whooo I just read it for a second time and I am so whipped for those two, my heart is actually racing.

But firstly, I want to say that I am *convinced* that bro is Joon, from these snippets:

“Like an ink stamp of his persona” - k this one might be reaching, but persona, a hint to the song? 🤣

“You watch as he adjusts the watch on his wrist, admiring its craftsmanship with a determined stare” - we know Joonie baby appreciates a luxury watch 👀 also I can picture his signature “angry” face during this whole convo, jaw clenched, pissed af

“There he goes again, shouldering everything himself. No matter how much he’s done or how hard he’s worked, he never holds his efforts over your head” - for me, this is the most Namjoon trait imaginable 🫶🏼

So in every chapter so far, there has always been one line where I literally have to stop reading and say “oh fuuuuuuck”. Last time it was “one day babe” 🤭

In chapter 8:

“Careful, doll. Neighbors can’t know my name just yet.”

Not yet, but soon baby🥵🥵🥵 Ryen, the way you write these characters is so insane. They just feel so real and I CANNOT WAIT for the fuckfest of a reunion Yoongi and OC are going to have when she goes over to his house in the next chapter. And I can’t wait for the bro reveal 🤣🤣🤣Thank you for carrying on this amazing story. I am just whipped beyond comprehension at this point lmao

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KOALA!! you already read this a second time? that's amazing what. i'm glad it's a rereadable part wow

but OMG sdhjdhfh you're pulling out all your evidence, huh? the persona thing is definitely interesting, and the watch/expression thing. oh my.. and oh gOSH the namjoon trait help me??

"ONE DAY." don't get me started on that again i'm still recovering lmfao. but yeahhhhh that line was also enough to get me to pause writing lolll

thank you for the amazing words! i'm glad everyone in this story feels real.. that's honestly one of the things i really strive for when writing. i'll be saying these dialogues out loud to myself to make sure they sound natural, and change them or take out words if they don't!

LMAOOO???? when they see each other.... i'm quivering lmfao. i'm glad to be working on it and i'm happy you're following along! it's been a joy and comfort of my life, tbh.

#thank you so so much :((#🐨 anon #asks:3tan #3tan8 #3tan spoilers #lovely people #*ryenfictalk #mailbox💌

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princesslachimolala · 6 months

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The 8th Member of Bangtan 💜

•••

Chapter 3 - The Cook Off 🍗🍲🍳

Synopsis: you (y/n 🦊) are the 8th member of bts and are involved in all the fun and banter with the boys as you work on your music and side projects for army

Pairings: platonic! ot7 x gn! reader

Warnings: brief mention of a knife used in the kitchen for cooking

Authors note: inspired by the run BTS episodes, reader is gender neutral (gn) so read the honorific’s as they apply to you

Enjoy!✨

•••

🐰: it’s filming day tomorrow right?

🐹: yes jk! it’s the chefs episode!

🦊: will there be professional chefs or just us?

🐨: we should eat a big breakfast in case we can’t cook good

🐹: speak for yourself joonie and it’ll just be us baby petal

🐨: but we’ll share right Jin hyung?

🦊: I’ll share with you Joonie🫶🏻

🐨: thanks baby petal

🐹: …

🐥: do we all get to call y/n that now or?

🐹: …

🐱: taking Jin hyungs silence as a yes

🐹: my ellipses are saying more than my words can…

🐻: BABY PETAL!!!!!!

🐹: 🤦🏻‍♂️

🦊: hey guys🫶🏻 I thought you were all sleeping, the dorm is so quiet

🐥: we were all gaming with our headphones in

🦊: you all played games without me?? You let me go to bed while you were all having fun??😭

🐰: no noona/hyung!! We were playing the scary game you don’t like…🥹

🦊: ah okay kook

🐿: don’t be annoyed y/n-ie🫶🏻 I’m scared of it too but I’m watching the maknaes while the other hyungs are resting in bed

🦊: can I come play too please, Hobi oppa/hyung?🥹

🐱: you’ll have nightmares y/n-ie

🐹: yah we can’t repeat this every time with this video game

🐰: we can switch to Mario kart noona/hyung🙏🏻

🦊: it’s okay kook🙏🏻 keep playing

🐱: you should all be in bed soon anyway, we have a early call time tomorrow. Hobah- are you not tired?

🐿: kinda hyung😅

🐹: right kids get to bed! sweet dreams, love hyung/oppa

🐻: that message was the most dad thing Jin hyungs ever sent

🦊: it was sweet!

🐻: okay baby petal 🙄

🐹: bed, now

•••

Today the producers announced that bangtan would be cooking for todays episode. You were excited because as it turns out you were a great cook… the boys slobbered over you kimchi fried rice, japchae and bibimbap that you would cook for them whenever they requested or you were cooking for yourself and decided to make enough for them too.

But as soon as the producer announced that the two members that would have to judge the cooking competition were the members who were the best cooks, your hopes of impressing army and winning today were dashed.

Of course Jin was the main cook in the group - he’d been cooking all your meals and even Jungkook’s school lunches before he graduated since your pre-debut days. But you gained skills from him by watching him, helping him out now and again and from your family back home. Just because you were the second youngest member of bangtan doesn’t mean you couldn’t be nifty in the kitchen.

You sort of hoped the boys would forget about this fact though, when they started deciding the judges and the teams.

“Jin is definitely a judge, it would be unfair to have him on a team” Yoongi offered diplomatically.

Jin agreed to judge straight away and sat back to watch the rest of the deliberations happening with a smile. He knew there would be some heated deliberations and it would be funny.

“Hobi is a good cook too but I think Jungkook should be a judge,” Tae said pointing the finger at his maknae.

Hobi was pleased with his compliment but Jungkook looked offended, his widened eyes and mouth ready to set out his argument - the maknae always wanted in on the competition.

“I’m a worse cook than y/n,” he offered, “besides I want to make my glazed sweet potatoes for everyone”

No one could resist the bun’s pleas, so the attention turned to you.

“Yah, their hiding behind Joon hyung as if we’ll forget about them” Jimin laughed.

And it was true, the sight of you shielding yourself behind Namjoons wall of muscle was comical as you peaked out behind him. You agreed to judge after the boys went on and on about your cooking talents and the unfairness of it all. The producers looked just about ready to pull their own hair out but some staff were giggling and smiling knowingly at bangtans antics.

•••

Yoongi’s team was making a seafood stew while Hobi’s team were cooking a chicken dish. Like Namjoon, you weren’t the biggest fan of seafood but you wouldn’t be biased against the team.

At first you and Jin watched on as everyone assumed their roles - Yoongi and Jimin worked like a little duo, having sidelined Tae to eat bread rolls and peel potatoes.

Hobi, Namjoon and Jungkook proved to be a little more chaotic together - who knew two hyungs and a maknae would cause more chaos than the team with just one hyung and two maknaes?

Namjoon was butchering the chicken carcass like he had a personal vendetta against this particular chicken, making everyone laugh at his lack of kitchen skills. Hobi was dancing and scooting around the station like he couldn’t stay still, yet somehow managed to add and stir things into the pot. And Jungkook was already off on his own self-appointed side mission (making the glazed sweet potatoes as he promised).

“Aren’t you going to give armys instructions so they can make it too?” You crept behind Jungkook.

“Yah it’s dangerous to scare someone in the kitchen noona/hyung!”

“And no… the recipe is my secret sorry army” he directed towards the go pro camera you were holding below his face at a presumably unflattering angle, wiggling this eyebrows.

“Literally anyone can look up a glazed sweet potato recipe, JK, you didn’t invent it” Jin popped in.

“But mine has a secret recipe hyung”

“And what is that?”

“Love” he said with a straight face and finger heart shot into the camera, causing giggles to explode around the kitchen.

You scooted around to the other teams table and were immediately offered a bite of jam-spread roll from Tae which you gladly accepted (the smell of food was making you exceedingly hungry).

“Thanks Tae-Tae” you smiled.

“Yah! I see favouritism over there!” Hobi called over with accusing eyes.

“Concentrate on your pot hyung!” Jimin rebuted, “there’s nothing to see here!”

“Yah just because the bread rolls were on that side of the bench” Namjoon added accusingly.

“There’s no favouritism everyone can just calm down or I’m deducting points from both teams!” Jin announced.

“You can’t deduct!” Jungkook was appalled, “we haven’t even finished yet!”

Jin was clearly enjoying his power too much, he thought.

•••

The chaos died down as soon as a time limit was announced and everyone focused on their recipes.

“Baby petal and I are cooking something nice to pass the last 15 minutes” Jin explained into the small go pro camera you held in your hand.

He calmly directed you to add sugar to his frying potato slices.

“It’s simple but delicious, something a chef once taught me” he explained, while flipping the potato with his chopsticks and offering you a mouthful.

You could already begin to imagine the comments of army:

“Jin is so soft with y/n🥹”

“Jin and his baby petal are you kidding me🥲”

“baby petal and jinnie giving us wholesome content once again🌸”

…if the producers decided to include your footage in this episode that is.

“Five minutes left!” the producer called to the room.

The boys hastened, plating their food and doing finishing touches. Jimin and Taehyung were busy praising each other for their work, Hobi and Namjoon were screaming at their chicken pot to boil faster and you and Jin were walking around with the go pros, successfully distracting the chefs. You all doubled over when you realised Jungkooks glazed sweet potatoes were stuck to the plate like cement.

“That’s time!”

Everyone put their dishes on the front bench. You were doubled over again when you realised Tae had presented the dipping sauce he made for the potato pancakes in such an ostentatious way - a ceramic squirrel figurine plate encased in a glass bell jar, ON TOP OF a glass cake stand, that he called “squirrel trapped in a garden”.

You took your spoons and the boys watched you and Jin taste their work with rapt attention. The seafood dish was surprisingly tasty given your disdain for eating anything that once lived in water, and the potato pancakes and sauce were so good you almost shed a tear.

“Yah, y/n-ie is nearly crying, that’s how you know it’s good food” Yoongi cooed, pleased with himself and his team.

The chicken dish was also delicious but getting the sweet potatoes into your mouth proved comical. Jin managed to prise one piece with his chopsticks with some strength but when you tried to, you pulled too hard and the potato went flying across the room, sending the boys into a laughing frenzy.

You just knew the editors were going to edit the scene of Jungkooks creation in all sorts of ways - repeated, zoomed in, slo mo, a sliding whistle sound overlayed and with cartoon wings attached as it glided from the front to the back of the kitchen.

Recomposed, you tried again and found the sweet treat an absolute delight.

“They taste like the Middle Ages,” jin commented much to everyone’s confusion.

“They taste like 2014 to me” you laughed, “when kookie used to cook them for us… did you have a past life oppa/hyung?”

“I like both dishes, the seafood is something I would order but the sweet potatoes are amazing” Jin said distracting from his tangent.

“I think Jiminie should have an extra 5 points for cooking with baby pink hair”

The room was a mixture of laughter and outrage at your statement.

“Why??!”

“It’s not a hair competition!”

“Yah, that’s not fair!”

“Hobi hyung has pink hair too, noona/hyung!”

“And joonie has lilac hair that’s cool too we should get double points”

“Yah fine! No extra points for hair style” you conceded with a pout, staring longingly at jimins baby pink locks that looked just the colour of cotton candy floss.

Jimin giggled and gave your face a squish with his hands mumbling “cute” under his breath.

You told Jin to pick a winner since the boys could no longer trust you with making an impartial decision and with the count of 3, Jin chose the seafood team as the winners. Everyone cheered the winners and commiserated the losers and filming was commenced.

Jimin, Tae and Yoongi toddled off to get driven back to the dorm while you and Jin stayed to help the losing team out with their punishment (cleaning the kitchen).

•••

Back at the dorm, the boys were showered and changed into fresh comfortable clothes. You all gathered in the livingroom as it was time to talk about tomorrow’s schedule.

“How was the punishment?”

“It was fine but y/n-ie ran out of the kitchen as soon as Hobi hyung asked them to take out the rubbish”

“I have a phobia!”

“Oh we know” Tae said rolling his eyes.

“At least I cleaned the pots and kookie’s sweet potato plate, the sauce was all hard and stuck” you grimaced.

“The food was so good, though I’m hungry again” Jimin complained.

“Should we order Chinese food for a change?”

There was various agreements and other suggestions but everyone’s mind was starting to get foggy from tiredness and hours of not eating.

“I’ll order it then!” Jungkook whipped out his phone and sprang up to call the staff.

“So, we have to be up by 6am tomorrow, I’ve booked the dance studio for 7am” Hobi said, serious dance instructor look now on his face.

“We’ll all be there up on time won’t we…” Jin asked around his dongsaengs mostly directed at you because you were always glued to your bed in the early mornings.

“Yes oppas/hyungs” you said with a yawn.

“That’s promising” Hobi laughed.

You were tired from filming and all the boys agreed that filming at the same time as preparing a comeback was exhausting. But at the end of the day it was all they wanted to do and it was all for army to enjoy.

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A/n: thanks for reading! I think the next instalment will be a dance practise chapter instead of filming an episode, let me know if you have any fun ideas/dynamics you want to see!💖

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