And two more for my own self-indulgence
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BECAUSE CITING SOURCES KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?
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I’m sorry if this is how you found out
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The drake Kendrick beef trending on tumblr is like finding out an isolated village in the middle of Siberia with no internet or television access knows who Michael Jackson is
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I don't always agree with the decisions of Wikipedia's volunteer editors, but having learned that their decision on how to handle the James Somerton situation was to deem him non-notable and turn his article into a redirect to a brief writeup of Hbomberguy's plagiarism investigation – well, like I said, this may not be a good decision, but in context it's an extremely funny one.
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So as it turns out James Somerton did in fact fake his suicide note, and did a bunch of other stuff in the meantime
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Love Kaidan, but I don't think that man knows anything more than missionary. He's as vanilla as vanilla can get, and you'll have to hold his hand through anything new you'd want to introduce to the bedroom.
Like he is willing to try most things once, at least he claims to. But it takes a lot of embarrassing explanation on why this thing he doesn't understand turns you on.
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Meanwhile, Ashley probably has bdsm under her belt since the first game. You just can't look at her and tell me she isn't into something that doesn't involve one of you in chains, at least.
Ashley is down for everything. You just have to say the word and draw the line, and she'll happily oblige.
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James talks big talk, but he isn't that knowledgeable besides basic dom/sub, anal and maybe titles kink at most. He talks a big game, but when it comes down to it, he is just as spicy at the first page results of any given porn site.
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Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.
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i know nothing about youtuber whatsoever. every time someone talks about a popular youtuber it feels like theyre conjuring a dude from thin air. hearing about youtuber drama is like seeing everyone spontaneously pull a guy out of their hat and start beating him to death with hammers
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