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aplpaca · 53 minutes
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Lamb to the slaughter
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LMAO THE "WOAH HEY" FROM MARCILLE HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK
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Kabru trying his usual approach to undermining people against Laios is so funny. It’s like he’s a grandmaster at chess, poker, and everything else that requires mind-games coming up to a guy, fully expecting to beat him at any game under any circumstances, only to realize he didn’t prepare for the one thing he’d actually be faced with, which is a hotdog eating contest against a guy whose friends call him “the vacuum cleaner”.
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Turn on your timestamps though because I think I will legitimately lose my mind if I see one more news post from 2017 getting shared like it's recent or another fundraiser post from 2014 made by a deactivated blog. Seriously. Please. I'm so tired. And stop starting discourse with people on posts over comments they made 3+ years ago.
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the muse ⬇️
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aplpaca · 2 hours
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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!
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aplpaca · 3 hours
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aplpaca · 4 hours
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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aplpaca · 4 hours
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aplpaca · 4 hours
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please listen to this line read
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aplpaca · 5 hours
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Please give this good boi some love 🧡🤍
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aplpaca · 6 hours
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aplpaca · 8 hours
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Reminded by flag discourse about my proposal for a new Massachusetts state flag. The looming black triangle represents the creeping dread one experiences in Massachusetts, the white represents the horrible weather, the blue represents microplastics, and the slogan represents I saw it on a pack of cigs and thought it sounded sick
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aplpaca · 8 hours
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i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse
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aplpaca · 8 hours
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victor frankenstein had post partum depression
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aplpaca · 9 hours
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local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge
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