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uterus: Guurl, you’re ❌NOT❌ pregnant🎉💃
me hunched over in agony: This… could have been… an email
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If your regular everyday clothes* were put on a mannequin, and placed in a group of other mannequins that are dressed in regular street clothes of your region, could the people who know you spot the mannequin who is "you" from clothes alone?
*if you are of an unusual size or build, assume for the sake of this thought experiment that they've found clothing items that are otherwise identical to yours, but able to fit to a standard mannequin
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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz
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just got diagnosed as your soulmate. yeah sorry now we must spend the rest of our lives together
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we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it
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EVIL DEAD II (1987) dir. Sam Raimi
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having ppl treat you poorly in your formative years will have you saying shit like “thank you for listening to me and respecting my boundaries” 🤦‍♀️
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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back
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how come other people are allowed to be evil but when i do it i get in trouble
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Stained glass door made from Pantone swatches by: Armin Blasbichier
Made from 585 colorful laminated diapositives, sitting on glass in a laminated wooden frame, the ‘T III: Inception Door’ guards a private residence in Luson, Italy.
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you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma
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