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THE FUCK YOU MEAN THE CAPITAL OF AUSTRALIA IS ONE OF THE KOALA ANIMAL CROSSING VILLAGERS AND NOT FUCKING SYDNEY??? (I searched it up)
ok I’m trying to see something here
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I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.
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I will have 20 new posts in my queue by next week maybe- so we'll be back to daily posts at 6 pm soon :3
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Sugawara: How did none of you hear what I just said?!?!
Kageyama: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours
Hinata: I got distracted halfway through
Yachi: I was doing homework
Yamaguchi: I was drawing you, look, you're in a dinosaur costume!
Tsukishima: Ignoring you was a conscious decison.
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Nobara: I really like Eminem
Itadori: I prefer skittles
Nobara: no like the rapper-
Itadori: WHY EOULD EAT THE WRAPPER?
#incorrect quotes#incorrect jjk#incorrect jjk quotes#nobara kugisaki#jjk nobara#jujutsu nobara#jujutsu kaisen nobara#yuji itadori#jjk itadori#jujutsu itadori#that one ad or smth on tiktok
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Osamu: truth or dare?
Suna: truth
Osamu: how many hours of sleep have you gotten this week?
Suna: dare.
Osamu: go to bed.
Suna: I don't like this game
#incorrect quotes#incorrect hq#incorrect haikyuu quotes#suna#suna rintarou#miya osamu#tagging hq sucks#could also work with kuroken#and bokuaka#and most duos tbh#but not kagehina#maybe tsukkiyama tho
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Sero: and here's denkis gift to you!
Shinso: that's a big box
Shinso: denkis in it, isn't it?
Sero: yeah
Shinso: did you get a receipt or do I have to keep him?
#incorrect mha quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect bnha quotes#denki kaminari#shinso x denki#kamishin#mha shinsou#hitoshi shinsou#mha shinso hitoshi#bnha shinso hitoshi#bnha shinsou#bhna sero#mha sero#sero hanta
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Recovery girl (to aizawa): You need to get that kid in check! He has broken every bone in his body!
Deku: actually! I haven't broken my ear bones!
Aizawa: wait- so you've broken all your toes?
Deku, shrugging like it's not a big deal: yeah- but only like twice.
Aizawa:
Recovery girl:
Aizawa: Now how the fuck did you mange that?!
#incorrect mha quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect bnha quotes#deku#bnha deku#mha deku#bnha izuku#mha izuku#izuku midoriya#midoriya#aizawa#earaser head#mha eraserhead#aizawa shouta#mha aizawa#bnha aizawa#recovery girl#bnha recovery girl#mha recovery girl
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Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately
Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately
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Gojo, about to walk into his room, noticing megumi:
Megumi, giggling slightly, getting ready to scare him:
Gojo, walks in:
Megumi, jumping out: RAHH
Gojo, faking being scared really well: OH MY GOSH *CLUCTHES CHEST* OH GOD OH NO IN HAVING A HEART ATTACK
Megumi: No!! No no!! Wait here I'm calling 911!
Gojo, laughing so hard: i-im joking!
Megumi:
Megumi: I hate you
#incorrect quotes#incorrect jjk quotes#incorrcet jjk quotes#incorrect jujutsu kaisen quotes#incorrect jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu gojo#jjk gojo#gojo satoru#jjk satoru#satorugojo#jujutsu satoru#megumi fushiguro#jjk megumi#jujutsu megumi#jujutsu kaisen megumi#jjk fushiguro#fushiguro megumi
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Iida, having just bought a bunch of lemons: well you know what people say when life gives you lemons...
Todoroki: paper cut your enemies and rub the juice in it.
Urakara: Sell them as "freshly grown organic lemons" and make a pyramid scheme
Deku: dye them green so you can have limes
Tsuyu: make a battery
Iida:
Iida: make lemonade... Guys it's make lemonade...
#incorrect mha quotes#incorrect quotes#todoroki shouto#todoroki#bnha deku#incorrect bhna quotes#ochako uraraka#bnha uraraka#mha uraraka#uravity#froppy#tsuyu asui#tsuyu#mha tsuyu#bnha tsuyu#izuku midoriya#iida tenya#mha iida#bhna iida
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Nobara, wanting to make slime: Hey itadori, do you have any shaving cream?
Itadori: No, I dont like the way it tastes.
Nobara: Wait-
Itadori: What?
Nobara: You ATE shaving cream?!
Itadori: Well yeah- I wanted to know how it tastes.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect jjk#incorrcet jjk quotes#incorrect jujutsu kaisen#incorrect jujutsu kaisen quotes#nobara kugisaki#jjk nobara#jujutsu kaisen nobara#jujutsu nobara#yuji itadori#jjk itadori#jujutsu itadori
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Kirishima: so what's your type?
Bakugo: red hair, gotta be styled and kinda long... Energetic, oblivious, optimist and always sees the best in people.
Kirishima: wow- that sounds kind of like me. Too bad I'm not a girl!
Bakugo: did I mention oblivious?
Kirishima: yeah, why?
Bakugo: okay good, just making sure.
#incorrect mha quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect bnha quotes#bnha bakugo katsuki#katsuki bakugou#bakugou katsuki#mha bakugou#bnha bakugou#kiribaku#kirishima eijirou#mha kirishima#bnha kirishima#mha eijirou#bnha eijiro kirishima#bnha eijirou
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Hinata: my boyfriend is too tall to kiss him on the lips, what should I do?
Tsukishima: kick him the nuts, and when he's doubled over in pain, kick him again.
Nishinoya: dump him
Tanaka: wait like a lion, and then when he's not expecting it, attack him with kisses!
Yachi: tickle him and when he's down give him kisses.
Kageyama: NO! TO ALL OF THOSE! Just ask me to bend down- ok?
#incorrect quotes#incorrect hq#incorrect hq quotes#incorrect hq!! quotes#hinata shouyou#kagehina#kageyama tobio#haikyuu tobio#haikyuu#haikyuu hinata#tsukishima kei#yachi hitoka#yachi#hitoka yachi#i hate tagging for haikyuu#like seriously#cause wtf do i put#hq#hq!!#haikyu#like ehat am i putting please someone save me!!
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Geto: I think im in love with Gojo
Shoko:
Geto:
Geto: any thoughts?
Shoko: and prayers, you're going to need them
#incorrect quotes#incorrect jjk#incorrect jjk quotes#incorrect jujutsu kaisen#incorrect jujutsu kaisen quotes#gojo satoru#jjk gojo#jujutsu gojo#shoko ieiri#jjk shoko#jujutsu kaisen shoko#jujutsu shoko#satosugu#jjk geto#geto suguru#jujutsu geto#geto
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Suga: why is Hinata crying?
Tsukishima: he told me onions are the only food that makes him cry.
Suga: ...and?
Tsukishima: I threw a watermelon at him.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect haikyuu quotes#incorrect hq#incorrect hq!!#incorrect hq quotes#sugawara koushi#sugawara kōshi#haikyuu sugawara#tsukishima kei#haikyuu tsukishima
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