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shittydeku · 2 years
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Hi!! This is my first ask, so forgive any mistakes plz!!
Do you have any headcanons for Tsukki? (Pretty plz no x reader/ or first person stuff)(I'm aego and it makes me uncomfortable)
Okay so your ask is meant for the prev owner but imma answer it bcs tsukki is my son 💀
(Ofc i don't like ×readers anyway haha)
idk when you sent this HOWEVER imma still answer with a bunch of hcs lessgoooo;)
His brother was just about his only friend till he met yams
He baked for his mom and fell in love with strawberry scents and just strawberry flavoured things bcs yams' shampoo smells like that
HC THAT HE OWNS THE STRAWBERRY DRESS AND TAHT IT IS HIS MOST PRIZED POSSESSION
It was gifted to him by his brother as a "please be my friend again" present
Acc thinks that kuroo's chem jokes are pretty funny but tries not to laugh (can't encourage the idiots yk)
He acc cares abt hinata (still finds him annoying) but sees him like the younger brother he never had
ARTISTE like will draw his baked goods in his cookery book
His teacher had to separate him and yams bcs he would always draw him during class
Started selling his drawings to buy presents for everyone during christmas
will fite anyone who tells yams to shut up
Yams punches someone who tells him to shut up and tsukki just wolf whistles and cheers
Would be a soft boi if it weren't for his death metal personality
Likes the pastel aesthetic tho^^
CRAYYYYYtyTtTTTZY ABOUT GODZILLA (bonds with iwa abt it)
Has a pet turtle that he makes clothes for
Also falls in love with how pretty Sakusa's snake is (idk how or when they meet but YUH THEY WOULD VIBE)
Yams steals Tsukki's glasses because he squints his eyes in like a ?hot? Way-
Tsukki is afraid of bugs LIKE DEATHLY AFRAID
Tsukkiyama don't need to buy three generations of their kids toys bcs tsukki has enough dinosaur plushies and toys in general to suffice them all
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shittydeku · 3 years
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Sakuatsu: *holding hands*
Sakusa: *removes gloves*
Atsumu: *Is pouting because he wanted to keep holding hands with him*
Sakusa: *Holds his hand after removing the gloves* *grumbling* Wanted to feel your palms...
Atsumu: *Flustered and stuttering because this was a fairly new development*
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shittydeku · 3 years
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Izuku swears in front of their daughter by mistake
and Katsuki just gives up tryna reprimand him and closes the baby's ears instead
this doesn't mean that Himawari learns how to swear any later, girl has a mouth dirtier than an angry sailor
but she's also the kindest most thoughtful person to exist
she really loves Katsuki way too much, ofc she loves her papa but everyone misunderstands her dad and that makes her blood boil like nothing else
she turns nine on the 17th of September 2021
and is officially a member of the Midoriya Katsuki Protection Squad along with Izuku, Kirishima, Kaminari,Mina and Sero
Katsuki ofc cries when he finds out about this, contrary to popular belief he actually loves his friends and husband:)
Katsuki can only cook katsudon because he perfected it in high school for no reason whatsoever definitely not because it is Izuku's fav dish no sir !!
Izuku cooks most dinners unless he's injured or pissed or tired
they order in or make katsudon during the aforementioned situations
Himawari loves to paint and draw and just doodle in general
she was actually a really quiet baby but her parents joke that she became a hell demon when she crossed four
they love each other so much it makes me wanNA CRIIIII
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shittydeku · 3 years
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Okay okay but what if it is before they get together that Deku meets this other Katsuki:0
(Imma just assume that they're together here oop)
IMAGINE HOW INSECURE AND JEALOUS ACTUAL KATSUKI WOULD BE. LIKE.
I CAN JUST IMAGINE THE MISCOMMUNICATION AND REAL KATSUKI IGNORING DEKU BCS HE THINKS IZUKU'S FOUND SOMEONE MUCH MUCH BETTER AND THAT HE SHOULDN'T INTERFERE BCS HE MISSED HIS CHANCE AT A LIFE WITH THIS WONDERFUL SWEET BOY WHO HE LOVES SO MUCH AND DEKU JUST THINKING OH HE ACTUALLY RLY HATES ME
AND THEN GOING ON A DATE WITH FAUX KATSUKI
AND IT GOES HORRIBLY BECAUSE HE'S JUST RLY SEEING HOW DIFFERENT THIS KATSUKI IS FROM HIS KACCHAN
AND THEN IT HITS HIM LIKE "OH WHY AM I COMPARING HIM WITH KACCHAN I DON'T LIKE HIM OR ANYTHING
...OR DO I?"
AND THEN HIM JUST RUNNING OUT ON FAUX KATSUKI (WHO ENDS UP WITH SOMEONE ELSE BCS NO MAN LEFT BEHIND) DURING THEIR DATE TO JUST RUN TO REAL KATSUKI WITH LEFTOVER WINE AND JUST WAKES HIM UP AT FOOKIN MIDNIGHT AND BAKUGOU IS RLY MAD AT FIRST AND IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE KIRI'S FACE OFF WITH A COOL "I DON'T LOVE HIM THAT MUCH GAWD IM FINE PLEASE DIE FOREVER NOW" BUT JUST SEES SOFT GREEN EYES AND JUST STARES BACC AT IZUKU
THEY STAND THERE FOR A WHILE BEFORE IZUKU JUST SAYS "i do love you that much and i am definitely not fine"
AND THEN NEITHER OF THEM CAN TAKE IT ANYMORE SO THEY JUST TRYTA KISS
But they can't
And its all teeth and they bump noses and its so so so messy but hey
This just means they gotta practice;)
okay. idk how this would work exactly but there's another katsuki. maybe deku works with him/gets to know him at an internship or smth and then somehow he like transfers to UA right. and bakugou's like annoyed they have the same name but deku is like "don't worry! I call him katsuki so we wont get confused :)" and we just see bakugou cringe every time he hears "katsuki" bc he thinks it's for him & for a split second he thinks that deku isnt calling him kacchan anymore and he gets sooooo mad. yeah
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shittydeku · 3 years
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Pairing: Bakugou Katsuki×Midoriya Izuku
Genre: Fluff and like idk if its angst but maybe but idk??
Warning:tons and tons of swearing and like just a sort of mention of s*x??
Okay hc that:
Shinsou is suspicious bkdk is dating so one day when deku is sitting in the common room(which he thinks is empty).
Shinsou uses his voice changer to say in Bakugou's voice "wanna come up to my room later tonight babe"
and deku goes "Yea sure Kacchan I'll be there by seven so u can go to bed by eight thirty" like subconsciously you know
and then flinches bcs HOLY SHIT BAKUGOU AND HIM WERE ALREADY SUPPOSED TO MEET AND THEY ONLY PLAN OVER TEXT TO MAKE SURE NO ONE HEARS AND WHAY-
And ofc Shinsou records it and blackmails them both to do petty things for him like do his laundry or make his bed.
Until one day. When Shinsou asks Bakugou to wash his dishes for him. Bakugou is done. So he just stands on top of the dinner table and goes "I'm fucking the nerd and yes I do so every night and will continue to do so for the rest of my life, because he's mine and anyone who has a problem with that can kindly fuck off to hell" and Izuku is bright blushing mess.
And just they're all speechless. Staring at the two. Forever confused.
And Kirishima goes "So...you're dating Midoriya huh- good for you Bakubro"
AND DEADASS BAKUGOU IS LIKE "Pfft what? Me dating?? The nerd??? No way haha couldn't be me-"
And Izuku recovers to jab back with "Yea" points to self "You couldn't handle allll of this" wink wonk
And Bakugou catches on so he just "Oh baby, even if I'm not dating you, that pretty ass still belongs to me" smirky smork and just kisses Izuku.
And everyone is whooing and whistling at this point.
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shittydeku · 3 years
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can you trigger tag bisexuality please
no but i can fuck both your parents
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shittydeku · 3 years
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i've compiled a shit ton of prompts i'm gonna reblog whenever i'm bored and wanna write something, feel free to send a number and a ship <3
1. “That’s starting to get annoying” 2. “Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.” 3. “You can’t just sit there all day.” 4. “I’m too sober for this.” 5. “I’m not here to make friends.” 6. “I need a place to stay.” 7. “Well, that’s tragic.” 8. “You’re seriously like a man-child.” 9. “You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!” 10. “The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.” 11. “Dear Diary, …” 12. “She’s hiding behind the sofa.” 13. “I lost our baby.” 14. “They’re so cute when they’re asleep.” 15. “I’d kill for a coffee…literally.” 16. “You’re getting crumbs all over my bed.” 17. “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.” 18. “What’s the matter, sweetie?” 19. “You’re Satan.” 20. “I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies.” 21. “I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.” 22. “Did you just hiss at me?” 23. “Do you really need all that candy?” 24. “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.” 25. “I swear, I’m not crazy!!!” 26. “The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.” 27. “No. Regrets.” 28. “How drunk was I?” 29. “How is my wife more badass than me?” 30. “Be you. No one else can.” 31. “I haven’t slept in ages.” 32. “I locked the keys in the car.” 33. “Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?” 34. “You work for me. You are my slave.” 35. “Take your medicine.” 36. “They’re monsters.” 37. “Welcome to fatherhood.” 38. “Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?” 39. “It’s your turn to make dinner.” 40. “The kids, they ambushed me.” 41. “Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!!” 42. “Stop being so cute.” 43. “I feel like I can’t breathe.” 44. “You need to see a doctor.” 45. “You’re getting a vasectomy. That’s final.” 46. “I was a joke, baby. I swear.” 47. “Dogs don’t wear clothes!” 48. “I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…” 49. “Safety first. What are you? FIVE?” 50. “This is girl talk, so leave.” 51. “Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?” 52. “There’s a herd of them!” 53. “Do you think I’m scared of a woman?” 54. “They’re not your kids, back the fuck off.” 55. “You’re a nerd.” 56. “I’m late.” 57. “Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!” 58. “You smell like a wet dog.” 59. “I could punch you right now.” 60. “Are you going to talk to me?” 61. “Welcome back. Now fucking help me.” 62. “If you can’t sleep…we could have sex?” 63. “Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?” 64. “Here, take my blanket.” 65. “I don’t want you to stop.” 66. “How could I ever forget about you?” 67. “You’re bleeding all over my carpet.” 68. “Run for it!” 69. “We need to talk.” 70. “Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.” 71. “I want a pet.” 72. “Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.” 73. “I’m not wearing a dress.” 74. “I’m not wearing a tie.” 75. “Quit beating me up!” 76. “Please put your penis away.” 77. “It’s a Texas thing.” 78. “Don’t argue. Just do it.” 79. “I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.” 80. “Does he know about the baby?” 81. “Hold still.” 82. “I just ironed these pants!” 83. “Enough with the sass!” 84. “Show me what’s behind your back.” 85. “I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.” 86. “Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.” 87. “Stay awake.” 88. “STOP INTERRUPTING ME!” 89. “You’re not interested, are you?” 90. “I’m not buying Ikea furniture again.” 91. “Tell me you need me.” 92. “Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.” 93. “I’m telling you. I’m haunted.” 94. “I had a bad dream again.” 95. “Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween.” 96. “It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.” 97. “You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving.” 98. “The store ran out of Easter eggs.” 99. “How could you forget your son’s birthday?” 100. “You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich.”
101. “Come over here and make me.” 102. “Have you lost your damn mind!?” 103. “Please, don’t leave.” 104. “Do you…well…I mean…I could give you a massage?” 105. “Wait a minute. Are you jealous?” 106. “Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?” 107. “I almost lost you.” 108. “Wanna bet?” 109. “Don’t you ever do that again!” 110. “Teach me how to play?” 111. “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!” 112. “I think we need to talk.” 113. “Kiss me.” 114. “Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.” 115. “So, I found this waterfall…” 116. “It could be worse.” 117. “Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…” 118. “This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.” 119. “The paint’s supposed to go where?” 120. “You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.” 121. “We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you wanna stop and feel the rain?” 122. “I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.” 123. “Just once.” 124. “You’re the only one I trust to do this.” 125. “I can’t believe you talked me into this.” 126. “I got you a present.” 127. “I’m pregnant.” 128. “Marry me?” 129. “I thought you were dead.” 130. “It’s not what it looks like…” 131. “You lied to me.” 132. “I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.” 133. “Please don’t do this.” 134. “If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to a bed.” 135. “You heard me. Take. It. Off.” 136. “I wish I could hate you.” 137. “Wanna dance?” 138. “You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.” 139. “Hey! I was gonna eat that!” 140. “Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?” 141. “You did all of this for me?” 142. “I swear it was an accident.” 143. “YOU DID WHAT?!” 144. “If you die, I’m gonna kill you.” 145. “Tell me a secret.” 146. “Hey, have you seen the..? Oh.” 147. “No one needs to know.” 148. “Boo.” 149. “Well this is awkward…” 150. Writer’s preference
I NEED GENRE INDICATORS TOO PLEASE OTHERWISE I WILL MAKE EVERYTHING FLUFF BECAUSE I WON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE OKAY WITH SMUT/ANGST
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shittydeku · 3 years
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mundane 1A headcanons/scenarios
the girls have scheduled bi-weekly girls' nights at the beginning and end of the week, but they will occasionally have "emergency" meetings if something new/big happens. most of the time, their girls' nights just include talking about this and that while eating snacks to wind down and retain some sense of normalcy, but they occasionally do some training too if they are still particularly fired up from class.
the only guy who basically knows the ins and outs of their girls' nights is sato because he makes their treats. he usually makes them beforehand, but sometimes he'll sit in with them and make snacks alongside them.
midoriya spends a lot of his free time on hero forums, obviously, but the real news is that he's very...ferocious when it comes to the forums. fandom forums in general can be pretty wild, but hero debates are essentially a given. and midoriya refuses to let some scrubs tell him of all people about anything regarding heroes, hero history especially.
midoriya fully intended on keeping this side of him a secret, mostly because it's kind of embarrassing as is, but also because he was bullied for it in middle school; however, thanks to his incessant and sometimes unconscious mumbling, the beans get spilled regardless. and he's such a bad liar, so there was no way his friends and classmates wouldn't figure it out for sure when they ask him about it.
on the other hand, bakugou isn't surprised in the least. naturally, he's long since known about midoriya's forum tendencies, but he never made fun of him for it because he used to do the same in middle school (he grew out of it because arguing with people all the time got annoying and stressed him out). he does sometimes check up in midoriya's profiles just to make sure he isn't getting into anything too bad.
speaking of bakugou, he sometimes likes to study up on random topics. he got inspired by yaomomo, and at first, he found it a hassle, but he eventually got really into it. his favorite topics are architecture, design, and engineering. he also loves to read up on cooking and baking.
sato and bakugou will have the occasional conversation about cooking and baking as well. sato was surprised bakugou initiated the interaction, but he wasn't really the type to make a big deal out of it, which bakugou was quietly thankful for. sometimes they even have little competitions between the two of them whose dish tastes better. ochako is usually their lone taste tester, but it's inevitable if they have to feed the whole class.
the dorm's parental/older sibling figures are iida, yaomomo, tsuyu, and bakugou. whenever one of their classmates has an issue, it's one if these four that deal with it. bakugou less so being sought out and more like inserting himself into other's business if they start getting on his nerves lol
one time, kirishima was wearing his wireless earbuds when kaminari called him over to look a video with him. kirishima forgot to take his earbud out when putting in the one kaminari handed to him. obviously the squad wouldn't let him live it down for a long, long while.
the 1A kids aren't technically allowed to have their own social media due to all the things they've gotten wrapped up in, but some of them do still have very, very, very private accounts. mina and kaminari are the main ones who post the more trendy stuff while some of the others have social media to keep updated with what's going on.
as we already know, 1A often have study sessions together in little groups or duos; however, after the year goes on, they've tended to study as a class more often than not. they set the common room up in a very comfy sleepover-esque fashion and prepare lots of snacks and games for study breaks. sometimes they conduct the study session like a casual class, other times they break into groups still, but converse amongst them. sometimes aizawa will join in when the curfew bots call then out when they lose track of time, and the students repay him by being extra well-behaved next homeroom.
these kids get away closer than any of them ever thought they would, in their first year at least. if there's ever something they want to do/eat/experience/whatever, they immediately think of either specific classmates or the class as a whole to do whatever it is with. the one person who makes this fact known bakugou, because he came back to the dorm one day after visiting family with a ton of food stuff that he thought everyone would like (well, it wasn't expressed with tenderly, but you know). anyways, after the fact gets brought to light, they hang out a lot more doing things like movie nights, arts & craft weekend, talent shows (this is a fan favorite), and etc.
speaking of class activities, tokoyami and shoji are the reason for the quarterly shogi tournament. it was inadvertent on their part, but they ended up having a shogi game get so intense, kaminari and mina started playing as announcers. inevitably, more and more of their classmates tuned in and even picked sides to be on. the game ended with tokoyami's victory, but so far, shoji as pulled ahead in wins.
(not to always talk about my oc but this one is actually inspired by her lol) since sero likes things that seem healthy, he's really into yoga and meditation, and it was something he kept to himself until todoroki popped into his room one day in the middle of sero doing quite the marichyasana-i pose (yes i googled that). it went from todoroki occasionally watching him, to occasionally joining him, to mentioning it once around kaminari on accident, to sero holding sessions in their common room. not everyone joins in for either activity all the time, but they do still have fun with it.
ojiro was bugged by kaminari for a whole month to help teach him martial arts just for a halloween tiktok. ojiro rejected him so many times because he really couldn't be bothered for one, and for two, he's very serious about martial arts and honestly didn't like that kaminari wanted to make a joke out of it. kaminari ended up apologizing to ojiro and he resigned himself to imitating moves he's seen in movies and on television (which prompted ojiro to correct his form multiple times).
bakugou, todoroki, and tokoyami have on-campus fan clubs. todoroki's was to be expected, and maybe even bakugou's, but tokoyami was genuinely surprised when he found letters from fans in his pile of mail. all of them ignore their fans for different reasons: todoroki because he's used to it, bakugou because he thinks his fans are freaky (they're very intense), and tokoyami because he's embarrassed.
as for the girls, yaomomo and mina are the only ones with fan clubs. yaomomo's is very large and dedicated, almost like the ones you see in absurd animes. she is generally polite to them, but the attention does fluster her a bit. mina. on the other hand, loves the attention. she's the only one of the classmates with fan clubs that heavily interacts with her fans. she initially had more male fans, but over the course of the school year, she started having a lot of female fans, which only made her more hyped tbh.
ochako is very into astrology, and she actually keeps a binder full of everyone's charts. she often makes comments pertaining to whoever's star sign, and especially if they make her upset, she'll say things like "as expected of __". this especially gets on bakugou's nerves because he thinks zodiacs are stupid. unluckily for bakugou, ochako is petty and unafraid of potential outbursts from him, so they go back and forth about it every now and again.
sometimes, 1A uses koda to see how many animals they can sneak into their dorm before they get caught. one time, they managed to host a whole pet cafe before they were found out by aizawa. except nothing came from it because they thought ahead and made him a very specific cat corner for him with yaomomo's best tea and the fluffiest blankets she could produce.
aizawa is honestly lenient with a lot of the things the kids do so long as they aren't doing anything dangerous. he actually prefers when they get up to shenanigans because, in the back of his mind, he's always a little worried about how they're doing mentally. present mic and midnight knows this, and it's the one thing they don't take the chance to tease him for surprisingly enough.
with that being said, aizawa shut down bakugou getting his motorcycle license real quick. he found it odd that bakugou requested permission to leave campus, so he snooped around for a bit (after trying to ignore it because he really couldn't be bothered) and found him out through midoriya of all people.
it didn't stop bakugou from putting together his own motorcycle, though, from parts he stole from their practice battlefield and parts he had yaomomo make for him. aizawa was impressed, honestly, and almost considered letting bakugou go get his license until bakugou used kaminari to hotwire the vehicle and have a joyride in one of their practice sites.
in fact, kaminari gets used for hotwiring a lot after they first did it that one time during hero practice. to the point where he gets very good at it and at driving. they always use the excuse of it being a necessary skill for them to have, and it never worked until one of their missions involved needing a driver and kaminari was on it.
speaking of kaminari, he is very into literature and just reading in general (well, the topic/genre matters, but ultimately, he loves it). he often goes to iida's room to borrow some of his books. he, iida, yaomomo, and tsuyu even started a little book club between them.
i just noticed i haven't talked about jirou or hagakure at all omg
i also personally love to believe that kaminari and jirou can speak english (not fluently, but they're good enough). kaminari because he's absorbed it through [western] classic lit. and social media, and jirou because she's absorbed it through music. there are plenty of times they compete and see who has the better english proficiency (outside of their actual english class, because neither of them are that great at school).
while jirou prefers rock/punk music, she still has a very extensive musical palate. pick any classmate at random, have them start talking about their favorite artists and she has most definitely heard something by them at the very least. it's honestly become quite the little game with the class. the most obscure artist one of them have tried to pull on her was a slovak folk singer - she knew who they were and even hummed a tune to one of their songs.
opposite of jirou is midoriya who has zero knowledge of music and music artist. he doesn't even listen to nature sounds or the like. when the class learned midoriya doesn't care much for music, they all kind of looked at him funny. even shoji had music he preferred, and he was the most minimalistic and simplistic person in their class.
hagakure loves prank shows and pulling pranks, and the girls (read: jirou) aren't the only victims of hers. she especially loves pranking midoriya because he gets flustered around girls easily, so he's less quick on the uptake. on the flip side, her biggest goal is to get shoji and bakugou at least once. shoji seems possible, but bakugou has forgotten about hagakure's existence on more than one occasion despite the fact that she sits in front of him in class.
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shittydeku · 3 years
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Hc that:
They were playing video games but Oikawa had to go do his homework so he's leaves early-
And just as he opens the door
Iwa says "Hey Kawa, aren't you forgetting something?" While still playing, completely focused on killing the zombies, eyes glued to the screen.
Oikawa just casually "oh right-" s and walks over to Iwa to kiss his cheek and says "I love you Iwa-chan, see you later, bye now"
And walks out
As soon as he closes the door he realizes what he just did and just runs to his house because holy shit he just did that.
And he's in his room freaking out about what the heck just happened when he hears a knock on his window
Iwa-chan? Why was he here? Was he here to tell him off? Scold him? Tell him they couldn't be friends anymore? He brought this upon himself...
He opens the window and Iwa hops in and just keeps Oikawa's phone on his bed side table.
Then he continues to hold Oikawa's face in his hands "I love you too, babe" then kisses him. It's the softest kiss ever and Oikawa just gets over the shock and sighs into the kiss.
The kiss he has been dreaming of since he knew what one was.
"W-what was that for I-iwa-chan" they're both breathing heavy and smiling because they're just so so happy.
"I didn't say it back..."
"Oh, but why would you, I mean we aren't dating or anything and it was completely out of the blue, why would you, say it back?"
"...we aren't dating?"
"WAIT WE'RE DATING? I DIDN'T KNOW?"
And yez they'd been dating for a year and a half according to Iwa but Oikawa didn't realise that when Hajime asked him to the movies he was actually asking him out on a date.
And Iwa just thought that Oikawa wasn't comfortable with anything outside of holding hands and forehead kisses so never asked for anything more because just Oikawa's company was perfect-
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shittydeku · 3 years
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Pairing: Bakugou Katsuki×Midoriya Izuku
Genre: Fluff and like idk if its angst but maybe but idk??
Warning:tons and tons of swearing and like just a sort of mention of s*x??
Okay hc that:
Shinsou is suspicious bkdk is dating so one day when deku is sitting in the common room(which he thinks is empty).
Shinsou uses his voice changer to say in Bakugou's voice "wanna come up to my room later tonight babe"
and deku goes "Yea sure Kacchan I'll be there by seven so u can go to bed by eight thirty" like subconsciously you know
and then flinches bcs HOLY SHIT BAKUGOU AND HIM WERE ALREADY SUPPOSED TO MEET AND THEY ONLY PLAN OVER TEXT TO MAKE SURE NO ONE HEARS AND WHAY-
And ofc Shinsou records it and blackmails them both to do petty things for him like do his laundry or make his bed.
Until one day. When Shinsou asks Bakugou to wash his dishes for him. Bakugou is done. So he just stands on top of the dinner table and goes "I'm fucking the nerd and yes I do so every night and will continue to do so for the rest of my life, because he's mine and anyone who has a problem with that can kindly fuck off to hell" and Izuku is bright blushing mess.
And just they're all speechless. Staring at the two. Forever confused.
And Kirishima goes "So...you're dating Midoriya huh- good for you Bakubro"
AND DEADASS BAKUGOU IS LIKE "Pfft what? Me dating?? The nerd??? No way haha couldn't be me-"
And Izuku recovers to jab back with "Yea" points to self "You couldn't handle allll of this" wink wonk
And Bakugou catches on so he just "Oh baby, even if I'm not dating you, that pretty ass still belongs to me" smirky smork and just kisses Izuku.
And everyone is whooing and whistling at this point.
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shittydeku · 3 years
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Ok but hc that:
The Deku squad has a joint tik tok account where they try popular trends and challenges and
They're doing the call us daddy trend on Izuku's phone.
and alexa. Alexa answers with calling daddy.
And at first they think it's some elaborate prank Izu came up with, as Izu does.
But then.
Bakugou is heard screaming somewhere in the distance as to why that shitty nerd is calling him during training when he specifically asked him not to.
And iida is just speechless. But Uraraka has this knowing glint in her eye. Asui is just on the floor laughing her arse off.
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shittydeku · 3 years
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WAIT THAT WOULD BE SO IN CHARACTER DHCBHDD
Pairing: No pairing
Genre:Fluff
Hc that:
Midoriya has like the worst most horrible monster sneeze.
Like it is loud and gross and you can hear him from the other side of campus.
Whereas
Ok hear me out, whereas Bakugou has a soft pretty kitten sneeze that makes you want to squeeze him and love him to bits
Think about it, Mitsuki probably trained him to sneeze properly because when he was little he was very active and very sweaty and therefore exploded his bedroom once or twice a month while sneezing.
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shittydeku · 3 years
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Pairing: No pairing
Genre:Fluff
Hc that:
Midoriya has like the worst most horrible monster sneeze.
Like it is loud and gross and you can hear him from the other side of campus.
Whereas
Ok hear me out, whereas Bakugou has a soft pretty kitten sneeze that makes you want to squeeze him and love him to bits
Think about it, Mitsuki probably trained him to sneeze properly because when he was little he was very active and very sweaty and therefore exploded his bedroom once or twice a month while sneezing.
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shittydeku · 3 years
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SQUADS:
Pairing: Implied pairings but technically no outright statement saying who is paired with whom-
Genre: Idk?? Idek why i did this??
I'm in love with my best friend and will outwardly shower them with affection and tell them so till my last breath Squad:
Midoriya Izuku, Yachi Hitoka, Yamaguchi Tadashi, Bokuto Koutaro, Kuroo Tetsurou, Asmodeus Alice, Hyakuya Yuuichirou
I'm in love with my best friend but I will deny it till my last breath Squad:
Bakugou Katsuki, Tsukkishima Kei, Akaashi Keiji, Kozume Kenma, Hyakuya Mikaela, Kageyama Tobio, Hinata Shoyo
I'm smol but fiercely protective of the loml Squad:
Hinata Shoyo, Midoriya Izuku, Kozume Kenma, Yaku Morisuke, Kamado Tanjiro
I actually can't stand them but I love them Squad:
Hinata Shoyo, Kageyama Tobio, Nakiri Erina, Bakugou Katsuki, Kiyoko Shimizu, Akaashi Keiji, Iwaizumi Hajime, Kozume Kenma
They disgust me but I love them anyway Squad:
Sakusa Kiyoomi
Badassery×Dumbassery Squad:
Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Nishinoya Yuu, Itadori Yuuji, Kugisaki Nobara, Inosuke Hashibira
Pretty Hair Squad:
Oikawa Tooru, Kuroo Tetsurou, Aoyama Yuga, Nakiri Erina, Gojou Saturo, Inosuke Hashibira
Smol bean Squad:
Kuroko Tetsuya, Midoriya Izuku, Tanjiro Kamado, Hinata Shoyo, Magi Madoka, Itadori Yuuji
Buff Boy Squad:
Bokuto Koutaro, Iwaizumi Hajime, Midoriya Izuku, Bakugou Katsuki, Kagami Taiga, Aomine Daiki, Sukuna
Mom Squad:
Sugawara Koushi, Yaku Morisuke, Iwaizumi Hajime, Akaashi Keiji, Gojou Saturo, Hyuga Junpei
Dad Squad:
Sawamura Daichi, Kuroo Tetsurou, Kita Shinsuke, Riko Aida, Nanami Chiaki
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shittydeku · 3 years
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Things too close to my heart to lose.
Pairings:Tsukishima Kei×Yamaguchi Tadashi, Implied Kageyama Tobio×Hinata Shoyou
Genre: Some post canon future husbands fluff<3
Warning: Swearing
A/N: This is the first proper thing I've written in a while I'm sorry if it isn't perfectly worded-
"Hey Tsukki...what's this box?" Yamaguchi sets a tiny green box with wonky dino drawings on top of his motorcycle.
"Oh. Where'd you find that?" Tsukishima looks towards him before smiling just a little at the box.
"In the closet- but it's okay if you don't want to tell me, I would understand-" He fidgets with his leather jacket.
"Yams baby, we're moving in together, we've been dating for four years and have been best friends all our lives, you're my future husband for fuck's sake, I think I can share this one thing you don't know about me yet too." Tsukishima opens the box after caressing the drawings. He sits on the stairs leading to his old house, and gently keeps the lid down, finally looking into the box.
He carefully removes a dried rose and hands it to Yamaguchi, who is now sitting beside him. "Remember this?"
"I-is this the rose I gave you when I asked you out?"
"Mhmm, I have the others in here too, every rose you've ever given me, so 37 and counting..."
"NO WAY! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KEPT THEM!"
"Why, can't I treasure something my sweet fiance gave me?" He mumbles into Yamaguchi's cheek.
"Anddd what about this?" Tsukishima toys around with a weird looking friendship bracelet with mismatched colours.
"THE FRIENDSHIP BRACELET FROM WHEN WE WERE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL-? I THOUGHT YOU WOULD'VE THROWN THAT OUT- I LOVE YOU SO MUCH TSUKKI AHH" Yamaguchi is crying and squealing and hugging Tsukki tightly, his mascara dripping on Tsukki's pastel blue sweater vest.
"Yes yes I love you too babe, but we really have to go now"
"Yea you're right, we have the cake tasting with the Kageyama's this afternoon" Yamaguchi stands and dusts his butt, giving Tsukishima a hand with the box.
"Pfft still can't believe the idiots got married before us" Tsukishima jokes, now closing the box.
"Or the fact that they're our best men" Yamaguchi kisses Tsukki before loading another box into the moving truck.
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shittydeku · 3 years
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About Me
Stuff you should know:
I'm a minor (I'm 14)
Send me asks, requests and recommendations<3
Call me Mango
Book worm
She/they
Weeb
Desi
Fandoms I write for:
In another world with my smartphone
Welcome to demon school iruma-kun
The irregular at magic high school
Puella magi madoka magica
Quintessential quintuplets
Assassination classroom
Classroom of the elite
Shokugeki no Soma
Kuroko's basketball
My hero academia
Run with the wind
Devilman crybaby
My little monster
Owari no seraph
Jujutsu kaisen
Percy Jackson
Demon Slayer
Sounds of life
Harry Potter
Haikyuu!!
Trese
Free!
Links:
Prompt List
Masterlist
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shittydeku · 3 years
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Bakudeku confession hc part two:
Pairing: Bakugou Katsuki×Midoriya Izuku
Genre: A little sad in the beginning but mostly just fluff<3
Warning:Swearing
Here's part 1
He. He did it. He finally confessed to Izuku.
Izuku? When had he started calling him that? Fuck he was whipped.
But of course he doesn't love him too.
He would have said something...right?
He would have stopped him from leaving and said it back.
Huh. He got rejected by the nerd.
Oh well.
He was definitely not disappointed. And definitely not sad. Most definitely not crying.
Just as he was walking into his bedroom he heard a distant
"K A C C H A N"
He turns to look at an extremely disheveled and sweaty Izuku.
Did he run here all the way from school to catch up? No- he was being delusional- maybe he forgot something?
"I think you're like an angry pomeranian"
What.
"Ask me why Kacchan!"
"Why."
"Because people steer clear of you but I'm going to walk straight into to you and kiss your face"
"Wow. I never thought being called a dog would make me want to not punch your face."
Izuku does then, walk straight gay into him and kisses his face. For hours. Not allowing him to breathe.
But Kacchan isn't complaining<3
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