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irondad3000 · 5 days
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irondad3000 · 13 days
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i really need bucky to get a Gen-z therapist like
Therapist: it's giving serial killer-
Bucky:...
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irondad3000 · 17 days
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Steve: Tony!! Tonnny!!!
Peter: what are you doing?
Steve: I can't find tony
Peter: oh I can, watch this
Peter proceeds to put on a deep voice
Peter: I HATE PETER PARKER
Tony popping out from thin air
Tony: WHO THE HELL SAID THAT ABOUT MY CREEPY CRAWLY KID.
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irondad3000 · 17 days
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can’t decide what would be more heartbreaking:
Imagine post NWH peter, on the verge of death. Would it be worse for him to beg to live (the way he did in IW) but have nobody there to listen? or worse if he didn’t even seem scared anymore.
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irondad3000 · 18 days
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Being around Tony stark can take a toll on you, some have to toughen up their skin to endure Tonys remarks, some just drift away from him, not wanting to deal with it.
But Peter?
No he's adapted.
Every snarky remark, and name Peter would be told, he just came back even stronger
"did you seriously forget to do your homework? Again? Don't you have enhanced..everything?"
"Mr stark, If we wanna talk irresponsible, let's talk about the time it seemingly crossed your mind to tell your loved ones you were dying because of the shrapnel in your chest." Peter snarked back
Tony stood frozen, his jaw dropped.
"well..fuck." Tony mumbled trying to contain l laughter at how sudden Peter came up with something like that.
Or another time.
"Peter, let me get you some new shoes." Tony pleaded
Peter sucked on his lollipop and squinted at Tony
"what? No why." Peter asked seemingly shocked
"because they're ratty. And old. And they look like they're gonna fall off or disintegrate at any given time." Tony answered crossing his arms
"why do you even keep them around?" The older one asked completely confused
"your ratty, old and likely to be on your death bed in a few years, why do we keep you around?" Peter snarked back raising an eyebrow.
Rhodey who was just passing through to grab some coffee was howling with laughter doubling over to clutch his stomach.
Sometimes it's not even directed at Tony.
"how do we even know we can trust the kid, he's unreliable" Sams eyes narrowed his voice harsh, but Steve nodded anyways
"I agree with Sam, recruiting a child would be very irresponsible."
Peter who was swinging on his chair, now paying attention in the meeting with the avengers turns to Steve and sam
"oh lord.." Tony muttered as rhodey tried to hide the smug, fond look on his face
"dude, you are 2 times my age, stop complaining and just admit that being an old man is getting to you, plus I can hear your knees snap like glow sticks when you crouch down. it's gross. Also who in this room has 1. A weird bird suit, and 2. Doesn't." Peter finished crossing his arms mirroring Tony. Alot.
"did I just get insulted by a toddler." Sam muttered
Peter is a sassy kid.
Peter is Tony's sassy kid.
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irondad3000 · 25 days
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i only saw PJO's Brazilian fandom making this connection between the song (the lion king - one of us) and Luke and i think the rest of the fandom deserves to know that
Tumblr is the only place i trust will deliver to different people
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irondad3000 · 1 month
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tw: rape/sa
iof soldiers held women in the vicinity of al shifa hospital and they raped them and forced their husbands/families to watch. and anyone who closed their eyes got threatened that they'd be shot. they raped a pregnant woman in front of her husband and child. the word monsters doesn't even come CLOSE to describing these lowlife animals. this is pure sexual sadism. AND THE WORLD IS STAYING SILENT. wanna know why? because palestinians are not white. the world would be up in flames. hell, the media was OUTRAGED at the alleged news of "40 beheaded babies" when there was literally no evidence of it (there is still none, mind you). there are hundreds of thousands of videos and photos from palestinian journalists that are posted everyday documenting the war crimes committed against them. and yet apparently it's all fake. hypocrisy at its best.
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irondad3000 · 1 month
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Clint: Tony will never agree to this plan.
Peter: Sure he will!
Natasha: He's already refused three times.
Peter: Okay watch the master at work
Peter, turning to Tony with puppy dog eyes: can we-
Tony: yes.
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irondad3000 · 1 month
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good god tony literally lost and almost lost so many ppl.
he lost his parents in a brutal way. he lost yinsen. he nearly lost pepper, happy, and rhodey. then he lost peter, as well as other allies.
and in the end they all lost tony.
why couldn't he live with his family!!!!
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irondad3000 · 1 month
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And yet she's still the one that got screwed over by Marvel 😮‍💨
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irondad3000 · 1 month
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irondad3000 · 1 month
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considering peter's spider-senses, he can probably tell when vision is going to randomly appear out of the wall or the doors
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irondad3000 · 1 month
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Yeah, Tony tends to eat immediately after battles. But do you think he transferred that habit onto Peter? Dyou think there were enough times Peter finished up a fight and tony was like “nice job kid, i’ll meet you in the waffle house on 3rd st”
And it slowly became habit. If peter had a particularly hard fight, he could sent Tony an address and they would have a meal. Fast food, something normal, something that felt like peter hadn’t just fought for his life. Do you think Peter started craving cheeseburgers after fights?
and if so. Do you think Peter ate alone after the Endgame battle?
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irondad3000 · 1 month
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so spiderman is usually called “insect” as an insult. like he’s a pest or something
but you all are SLEEPING on the idea of peter being called a bug *affectionately*
like imagine peter parker recovering from a big fight and tony stark just tells him “you did good, bug”
AND LIKE??? come on that’s such a father son moment for them
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irondad3000 · 1 month
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Peter starting a social media account as Spider-Man in an effort to feel connected to others post-spell
Peter checking notifications one day and seeing a very familiar username. Ned still is a fan of Spider-Man.
Just not Peter.
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irondad3000 · 1 month
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irondad3000 · 1 month
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(I'm not back sorry y'all, just saw we were due for a reminder)
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