BIG D*CK THEORY??!

I had a really hard time sleeping the other day, and then I got to thinking, where do boys get their big d*cks from? And okay, this is just a theory, but what if they get it from their mothers. Like, so just assume you are a boy. Your father has a small penis, and your mother obv does not have one - but you are born with a big d*ck. But how??? Well, because of your mothers’ BIG D*CK ENERGY!! So if I was to make it into an equation, kind of like if your father has brown eyes and your mom has blue eyes, you get Brown eyes - it would go something like this:

Mom, no big d*ck energy + father, small penis = Vv small penis

Mom, big d*ck energy + father, small penis = big penis

Mom, no big d*ck energy + father, big penis = big penis

Mom, big d*ck energy + father, big penis = vvv huge penis

Makes sense?

Daddy Michael

I feel like y'all be thinking that Michael would be the kind of father who forgets that he is a dad and will dye his kids hair, but really I think Michael would be very over protective and he would take care of the baby in the middle of the night. Sleep in a chair with him/her. Feed them. You know the overly caring Dad. Yes, we all know he will have his moments, but you know. Mikey will grow into this grownup man who makes sure his kids and wife/girlfriend have the best of both worlds.

Like my selfeestem and my will to live.

WHEN THE GIRLS, WHEN THE GIRLS TALK, OH WHEN THE GIRLS TALK BOYS

BTS // GIRLS TALK BOYS

GUYS SOMEONE JUST SENT 15 ME FREE CONDOMS IN THE MAIL. AHAHAH. JABA. I CAN not BREATH, THEY ARE THE EXTRA LARGE ONEs!! IM A GIRL AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SEX LIFE. WHO EVEN DID THIS? JAVSVDJDBSOWN...

my babies <3

EUROPE PT 2 // SLFL

All I want in life 👑

Arzaylea haters!! READ !!

RANT!! so on Facebook there was this girl who posted a picture of arzaylea when she was a teen in The group 5SOS Fans and the caption was like she was laughing of her face. (Note before u hate on me, don't tell me I'm just defending my 'queen' bc I do not like arzaylea) I don't know if most of the arzaylea haters get this, but opinion is something different than Hate. Most of you say that its your opinion, but honestly search it up. If you've been in this fandom for a while you know that a lot of us fans are very very insecure of ourselves and when you go out and fat shame her And tell her she's really ugly, think about the fans who actually is in the bigger size and do not see themselves as pretty. Not only are you bringing Luke's girlfriend down, but also the other girls and Luke. Arzaylea does actually have an amazing body and she also has a beautiful face. She is skilled with her makeup and she has her own fashion sense, just like us. You don't realize it, but this is actually bullying and its awful to see people in this fandom who cries and complain over being bullied and says that they would never ever bully others, but yet here they are bullying Arzaylea. Yes, she might have made a lot and lots of mistakes in the past, but so have you. She has apologized , but some of you hasn't even gotten that through your head. Perhaps writing it down on a piece of paper , rolling it up and stuff it up your ass will help? Stop hating on her and stop turning all your attention towards her. Just bc she is 'famous' doesn't mean she can take all the hate she gets. She is human too and you're being incredible awful when you hate on her. When I say that I do not like her, I mean it. But I'm trying to see the positivity in things and don't confuse me with someone religious, bc I'm not (no hate). I mean why hate on her when you can spend your time doing something more affective instead of bringing a person down. I keep all the mean stuff to myself and I don't push her down, because that's not how its supposed to be. I feel like you haters Are mini Donald Trump's who like to be racist towards 5sos' future girlfriends. Definition; GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ARSE AND LISTEN TO SOUNDS GOOD FEELS GOOD BC ITS SO FUCKING GOOD! - Angelica 👑

Calum's nose (5sos)

Is it only me who looks at Calum’s nose and thinks it’s cute? I just want to boop it, you now. Boop boop And maybe squish his cheek. Squish squish And then perhaps strangle him for ruining my life. Strangle strangle Do you feel me?

Me as a mum ( 5sos edition)

20 years later

@5sos-official

Me: hun, can you take out the trash Daughter: sure , just give me 5 seconds Me: *smirks* *shouts* of summer *fangirls* Daughter: Me: Daughter: DAAAAD!!! Calum: what’s going on? Calum: *looks at me* oh fuck

Happy Birthday Harry

xoxo

Memories

Just being sure <3

let’s do this!

Luke and Arzaylea

Okay, guys! I wasn't supposed to write this, but so much has been going on in the Luke lane and it's been kind of annoying me.

So,I feel like I am a little bit behind and that I don't know everything that's going on, but I still feel like I need to express my opinion. AS you all know, Luke has been seen with this girl (Arzaylea), which most likely is his girlfriend.

First of all, I wanna say that it isn't anything we can do to break them up, BUT let's be real here! It's Luke's life and we are not Liz. A lot of you are being childish, saying stuff like changing lane, she took away his innocense, but even though Luke may be the quiet and cute one, doesn't mean he's innocent. And I know her ex said that she left him with a house// apartment or something without paying. (Don't really know, bc I don't really care!) but c'mon guys-

WE ARE A FAMILY AND THIS FAMILY IS SUPPOSED TO SUPPORT THE BOYS IN WHICHEVER DECISON THEY MAKE!

So what if Luke may be making a mistake this days by dating Arzaylea, it's his problem. Honestly, I feel like we're to caught up with the boys' personal life! WE are not KAren, Joy, Anne Marie nor LIz so STFU all of you and just enjoy the boys' music and pre-order SOUNDS GOOD FEELs GOOd

But I'll tell you one thing tho, I wasn't happy either when i found out Luke had a girlfriend, but if LUke is happy - I'm happy!

I love this fandom, BUT FUCK YOU GUYS AND GET YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES! GO 5sos