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sarahlovesmusic · 3 years

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wow i love him

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soscurry-blog · 6 years

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PSA: Cashton is the supreme ship everyone has to agree on that. Thank you. 😂 . . . . . . . . . . Tags: #5secondsofsummer #5esohes #soscurry #sgfg #5sosfam #5sosmemes #5sos #5sos3 #5sosfans #5sostour #fivesauce #meetyoutheretour #calumhood #michaelclifford #ashtonirwin #lukehemmings #fetus5sos #5sosglobal #worldwide5sos #slfl #welove5sos #cake #malum #muke #lashton #cashton #mashton #myt #5sosindia #indianfam @5sos @ashtonirwin @michaelclifford @calumhood @lukehemmings https://www.instagram.com/p/BoG70OPHtRp/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=qq413rks97ot

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stay2gether4thekids-blog · 7 years

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My New Book🎉

Hey! I've been writing a book on Wattpad for a while and I just began posting the story. Right now, I only have an author's note and the first chapter up. I'll be posting more of it every Sunday and Wednesday for now. It would be cool if there would be anybody interested in reading it. It's a Luke Hemmings fanfic called 'Hometown'. My username is @wjhs_abbi. I follow back & I'd like to read my followers stories. I take suggestions as well. Have a good rest of your day! 😋✨✌🏼

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youngbloodslut · 3 years

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celebrity crush | 2/??

a/n: the first interview is mostly based off of dove cameron and ava max’s interviews with popbuzz

summary: actress! reader somehow manages to bring up her crush on calum hood in every interview

pairing(s): calum hood x reader, platonic! reader x tom holland

warning(s): swearing? slight mentions of kinks

“She’s at it again mate,” Ashton smirked as he carried his laptop over to Calum who was sat on the sofa. He flipped open the computer and hit play on y/n y/l/n’s newest interview.

“C’mon, I don’t wanna-” Calum rubbed his hand over is face and shook his head.

Ashton ignored him and turned up the volume to drown out his protest. “Shhh.. watch.”

“Hey guys, I’m y/n y/l/n and this is the Pop Buzz Tower of Truth.” You spoke as the title popped up on screen.

“I think I’m gonna end up tipping it before I can even get one block out,” You said as you tried to carefully pull of a wooden block.

“That will never work,” Calum heard a voice from off camera say and recognized it as Tom Holland. He tried not to frown as you laughed and mocked him.

“Y’know what, we’re leaving that one.” You laughed, leaving the original block alone and easily pulling out another block.

“There we go. Okay, what was the last movie or tv show that make you cry? Dead Poets Society. I love Dead Poets Society so much and Tom had never seen it so we watched it after finishing yesterdays interviews.” You placed the block on top of the tower. “And he cried.”

The camera crew laughed as Tom shouted a, “Hey!”

“Tell us one thing about you that we don’t know. Um, this is hard because I’m always saying stuff that I shouldn’t be. Um, I’m an Oxford comma worshiper.” You said, unsure whether or not that’s interesting enough.

“Oxford comma?” A crew member behind the camera questioned.

“Yeah, y’know, the comma that comes before ‘and’ when making a list. I hate that people don’t use it because then I get all confused. Like if I were to write ‘Lizzie, Tom, and Robert are going to the party’ and I don’t add a comma before ‘and’ then it seems like Tom and Robert would be arriving at the party together. But some people who don’t use the Oxford comma could mean that all three people were showing up separately so I never know. Y’know what I mean?”

The camera crew were all silent after her rant and Calum chuckled a bit to himself. He thought it was cute that you were so passionate about the smallest things. Ashton looked over to him as Calum admired you through the screen. He wasn’t an idiot. He knew Calum secretly liked how much you talked about him.

“No,” Tom responded honestly

“Ugh,” You rolled your eyes dramatically and looked into the camera, “See, these are the type of guys you got to look out for: Un-grammarly men.” You joked.

“Un-grammarly isn’t a thing.” Tom laughed.

“Well if it were a thing, you’d be one.” You fired back at Tom.

“Anyway, who is your favorite artist right now? Um, probably Wallows, I love them and their music.”

“I was really expecting Calum Hood to be honest.” Tom shouted from across the room.

“Oh my god, I can’t believe I just forgot about him like that. I love you Calum Hood. I love 5sos.” You held up your hands into a heart shape and moved your hands from side to side.

You then dropped them and grabbed another block. “Sorry, I keep forgetting that people are actually going to see these interviews. Like, he could literally see this. Dude, I hope he doesn’t.” You paused, “Oh god, do you think he knows about my crush on him?” You had been mentioning him for years and it had never once occurred to you that he could actually see these.

Calum laughed at the irony of the situation. Here he was watching a video of you saying you hoped he’d never see said video.

“This is humiliating.” You mumbled though you didn’t seem to actually care, “Who was your first celebrity crush? Oh uh, definitely Andrew Garfield. I remember when I first watched the Social Network and I was like obsessed. My friend and I both watched it over 10 times within like two months. And then would continuously make Mark Zuckerberg jokes. But of course, Calum Hood now owns my heart.” You put the block on top of the tower. “I’m actually doing really good, I thought I’d knock it down by now.”

“Describe in detail the worst date you’ve ever been on. Okay so I was like fifteen right, and, well I’m not even sure if this counts as a date. I think he considered it a date so I guess it was but basically we were in the car, he was sixteen so he could drive. We were in the drive through, we had already ordered, and he started feeling around in is pockets and I was like oh god, cause I knew what was about to happen. He was like, ‘oh no i think i lost my wallet’, and I was like its fine I’ll pay. I really didn’t mind. I ended up paying, we got our drinks and without missing a beat, we hadn’t even pulled out of the drive through, he was like’oh here’s my wallet.’ I really didn’t mind paying for my coffee, I wouldn’t mind paying for both of our coffees. But him going out of his way to lie, and then not even lie well, was so irritating.” She placed the block on the top and picked up a new one.

“What is the most useless idem you’ve ever purchased? Um, I bought a seven foot giraffe while I saw drunk once.” The block was added to the top, the tower now taller than you. “He’s in my living room if you wanted to know.”

You grabbed the next block carelessly, immediately regretting it when the tower fell behind you, “Oh shit, well I guess we’re done then.” You said nonchalantly, looking at the blocks on the floor. “I don’t think I’ll be playing this again anytime soon. Love you guys,” You held up your hands, “Love you Calum Hood.” You winked before the outro began to play.

“She must really love you, Cal.” Ashton poked Calum’s cheek annoyingly, “She’s got no shame.”

Calum wouldn’t admit it, but as soon as he got home he looked you up again. He clicked on the same video Ashton showed him and scrolled through the comments.

y/nscalumhoodkink: MOMOMOMOMOMOM

datemey/n: Queen of Jenga

ashtonfletchersbitch: Y/N LITERALLY IS ME

5esohes: no because y/n y/l/n and calum hood together is my kink

noemptywalletshere: not only does y/n own this fandom, but my ass too

He couldn’t help but laugh at the comments no matter how interesting they were. But something in the back of his head kept yelling at him. She doesn’t acting like you. Shes just likes your music, nothing more. He sighed and clicked out of the video and was about the close his laptop when his cursor handed on a video.

Y/n Y/l/n foaming at the mouth while talking about Calum Hood for 5 minutes straight.

He clicked on it a little too quickly and waited for it too load.

“Calum Hood choke me challenge.” You stuck out your tongue and threw up a peace sign with an innocent look plastered on here face.

“Bro imagine if Calum Hood saw this?” “Oh he would definitely fall for you after this video”

The third thing to pop up was a tweet from 2015 just saying: #marrymecalumhood

“Calum Hood send me hand pics. This is a demand, not a request.”

Calum continued to watch the entire video. Normally, the thirsty comments would have made him uncomfortable, but them coming from you made his heart race and cheeks flush.

God, what was happening to him?

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doddlevloggles · 7 years

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i love luke hemmings and his dog and luke hemmings's voice crack and luke hemmings's hair and luke hemmings's voice and luke hemmings ok

#ok #vivian talks #sorry vivian is a 5esohes Stan

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lonelylikeacastaway · 6 years

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well, well, where do I start hmm...I started following you because you are a cute lil bean and your theme is so good like fr I love green so much and youre too cute and your love for 5esohes is immense it cUTE YOURE CUTE

SHUT THE FUCK UP I LOVE YOU SO MUCH 💖💕💗💝💞❤💓💖

tell me why you started following me

#honestly though i spend sooo much time on my desktop theme and no one ever comments on it so thank you that actually means a lot #also #did you just #5esohes #kdfnjsdvnl stop lmao #asks #anon

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infinitylips-blog · 8 years

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#ashton irwin #5sos #5 seconds of summer #5sauce #5esohes #5sos snapchat #snapchat #slfl #sgfg #sounds live feels live #sounds good feels good #filter #fangirl #luke hemmings #michael clifford #calum hood #luke ashton michael calum #babes

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cloudydoll · 8 years

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I don't mean any harm but...

Imagine if 5sos were British

#5sos #5esohes #5 seconds of summer #fivesos #Calum hood #Luke hemmings #Ashton irwin #imagine #5sos imagine #Michael Clifford #I'm not hating on Aus trust me I'm Aussie myself

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sarahlovesmusic · 3 years

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HES ALIVE HES ALIVE I LOVE HIM (is luke even alive like i miss him so much??)

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soscurry-blog · 6 years

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Want you back is secretly about lashton and it's Luke wanting Ashton back when cashton was thriving. What a theory! . . . . . . . . . . Tags: #5secondsofsummer #5esohes #soscurry #sgfg #5sosfam #5sosmemes #5sos #5sos3 #5sosfans #5sostour #fivesauce #meetyoutheretour #calumhood #michaelclifford #ashtonirwin #lukehemmings #fetus5sos #5sosglobal #worldwide5sos #slfl #welove5sos #cake #malum #muke #lashton #cashton #mashton #myt #5sosindia #indianfam @5sos @ashtonirwin @michaelclifford @calumhood @lukehemmings https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn_YLPXnqCW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=kagad529v8m8

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attractivemonkey · 8 years

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#5sos #5 seconds of summer #5esohes #5secondsofsummer #sgfg #sounds good feels good #sounds live feels live #slfl #waste the night #citylights #edit #fan art #fanart

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kattattaa · 9 years

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But just imagine 5sos in dancing with the stars. Luke would be prancing around on his giraffe legs, Michael would be break dancing, Ashton would just be POURING HIS SOUL INTO IT and Calum would stand there like, "why am I here. This is stupid. These guys are dorks." But he would secretly really wanna dance.

#5esohes #michael clifford #5sosfam #ashton irwin #luke hemmings #dancing with the stars #calum hood

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sarahlovesmusic · 3 years

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def one of my favorite calum pics 🙂

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soscurry-blog · 6 years

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I think I have Ashton issues but like same thing you know 😂😝 . . . . . . . . Song: Daddy issues- The Neighborhood Tags: #5secondsofsummer #5esohes #soscurry #sgfg #5sosfam #5sosmemes #5sos #5sos3 #5sosfans #5sostour #fivesauce #meetyoutheretour #calumhood #michaelclifford #ashtonirwin #lukehemmings #fetus5sos #5sosglobal #worldwide5sos #slfl #welove5sos #cake #malum #muke #lashton #cashton #mashton #myt #5sosindia #indianfam @5sos @ashtonirwin @michaelclifford @calumhood @lukehemmings https://www.instagram.com/p/BnloCxDHcGM/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ep85d5ilq5y5

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attractivemonkey · 8 years

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#5sos #5 seconds of summer #5esohes #vapor #sounds good feels good #sgfg #fanart #edit

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criminal-mikey-blog · 9 years

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Things Luke probably thinks in the shower

Why is my penis so bent and weird?

Do I really look like a breadstick?

Calum and Michael look really hot..

Calum is so much better than me.

Can I be Calum?

I want pizza.

Would I be a pretty princess?

Am I punk rock enough?

I want to have shower sex..

NO WAIT SORRY MOMMY NO SHOWER SEX, I'LL WAIT TILL MARRIAGE (:

#muke #mashton #cake #5esohes #ashton irwin #fivesauce #luke hemmings #calum hood #5sos #5sosfam #michael clifford

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