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glassypze · 2 months
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HELP😭 I’m doing a literature review about a book and we have to cite books or movies, etc and I just thought about the perfect cite of a book but the problem is that is a fanfic about the marauders, ITS A GODDAMN CITE FROM ALL THE YOUNG DUDES AND I CANT USE IT BECAUSE ITS FANFICTION AND NOTHING ABOUT IT ITS CANON😭😭💀💀💀
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glassypze · 7 months
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Help?? My teacher is blasting some 40’ music and all I can think of is that Aziraphale likes blasting this music in the bookshop 😭 GOOD OMENS IS CONSUMING ME
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glassypze · 7 months
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Hera:ZEUS CHEATED ON ME AGAIN!:((((
Persephone: oh no that’s so sad…Alexa play despacito
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glassypze · 7 months
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How people think Hades and Persephone are:
*Hades*: YOURE MINE FOREVER YOU CANT ESCAPE FROM ME
*persephone*: NOOOO *cries*
How everyone in the pjo or Greek mythology fandom think they are:
persephone: dam, I’m sooo hungry rn
Hades: WHAT??? WHAT DO YOU NEED? ICE CREAM?? HAMBURGER?? ANOTHER GRENADE?? WHAT DID I DO WRONG FOR YOU TO BE THIS WAYYY???
*persephone*: I- are you okay?
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glassypze · 1 year
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“So I sit with her in complete silence, once again, like I always do. But this time is different.
“May I ask for your name?”
“oh my dear, but I’ve known you for years, how could you not know my name?”
“I suppose I was to scared to ask, or maybe I just assumed that you were part of life”
“Well my dear, I’m glad to see you again, and this time I’ll introduce myself, hello child my names is…grief”
she said in a lovely and passive voice, it was just like she knew that she was there to make me feel better, but it’s not working, that never worked for me…”
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glassypze · 1 year
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SO NON-AUTISTIC PEOPLE CAN’T HEAR ELECTRICITY??!?? MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIEEEEE
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glassypze · 1 year
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Only two girls can make me desconcentrate from class because I’m reading Wenclair fanfics on wattpad, nothing to be ashamed
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glassypze · 1 year
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WAIT, BBC KICKED OUT CHUU FROM LOONA???? BBC WE GOT A PROBLEM AND I KNOW HOW TO PROVOKE A FIRE
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glassypze · 1 year
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“no one wanted to play with me as a little kid, so I've been scheming like a criminal ever since, to make them love me and make it seem effortless”
GIRL THAT SO ME, THOSE MOTHRFCKERS BULLIED ME UNTIL 6th GRADE AND NOW I HAVE DEPRESSION
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glassypze · 1 year
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You can’t tell me I’m wrong when I say that every marauder had a crush on James, even James himself, because how can’t you not love that man?
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