Things i would say if I were friends with Battinson.
No lube, no protection, No proof reading, opened the pencil icon and wrote, don't judge
Basically a fanfic of you (or rather us) being chaotic besties with Battinson.
You; hey you haven't been replying to my texts everything okay?
*Battinson on his 8th (16 hour) Nirvana playlist and not understanding the riddles, as well as hunch backed on the floor with scattered papers and his shirt nowhere to be found*; THE VOICES
You; Alfred YOUR SON HAS RABIES WHAT THE FUCK
*battinson shows up randomly to your doorstep, mascara dripping down his face and a very poor attempt to hide his super hero identity*
Bruce; can I borrow your waterproof mascara
*you, knowing this could range from him listening to songs, to him cosplaying or him actually being the flying rodent*
You; sure...
*bruce who takes too much mascara*
You; fucking bitch-
You, over radio: Testing. Testing. Bruce , can you hear me?
Bruce , standing next to You: I’m standing right here.
You: You’re coming through good and loud.
Bruce : ‘Cause I’m standing right here.
Bruce : You tricked me!
You: I deceived you. ‘Trick’ makes it sound like we have a friendly relationship.
*bruce gets the wrong order and doesn't want to bother the servers*
*you and equal mess but strong for him*
*both talking in tiny*
You;he asked for no pickles
*both nearly dying*
Bruce : I actually have a black belt.
You: In what, karate?
Bruce : No, from Gucci.
You : Can you keep a secret?
Bruce: Do you know anything about my life?
You : you literally tell half of it on accident, and the other half isn't that hard to guess. answer the fucking question bitc-
Bruce : Do you take constructive criticism?
You: I only take cash or credit.
Bruce : You saved me. I owe you my life.
You: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed
*A paparazzi called bruce rude things, and started harassing the socially awkward lanky boy.*
Bruce : Violence isn't the answer.
You: You’re right.
Bruce : *sighs in relief*
You: Violence is the question.
Bruce : What?
You, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Bruce , running after them: NO-
*you who's chasing the reporter with a plastic knife and a scream that could kill black Canary*
I don't know this is all I can think of randomly, please reblog more ideas would love to write a shitpost fix with Battinson x civilian bestie reader!
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My mother wouldn't have been any less of a woman without me.
My sister isn't any less of a woman without children.
I will not be any less of a woman with whatever choice I make when the time comes.
Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children
Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.
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I cried like last night remembering how good i could've been if it wasn't for THAT FUCKING TEACHER BULLYING TF OUT OF ME
ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade
i’m trying to prove something
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My mom is the smartest, most beautiful, and an absolute slay
reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful
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I'm glad you like it 😭
Tim Drake aka Red Robin wallpaper
I relate to tim in ways I have not related to religion
As the poll results asked, here we go
My favorite cynic and bi disaster and the epitome of sleep deprived middle child
@arrowheadedbitch
Here you go 🩷🩷🩷
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The polls have answered. Tim drake wallpaper it is
Made another one. All hail the Richard Grayson aka Nightwing wallpaper.
He may be a man but he's the best eldest daughter I know.
I literally love this man but he gets screwed over so many times that I kind of find it funny.
I will make more.
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Born to be geet
Meant to be Anjali
Idk what that means but it is what it is
i’m a girl whose entire personality revolves around them
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Here's another one💪🏼
For the best eldest daughter (literally a man) I know
Made a Jason todd wallpaper. (I'm in love with this dude)
If anyone wants more tell me, I'd love to make more
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I want a Jason fic with a little improvised dialogue from "howl's moving castle", why? Because I'm a gremlin.
Jason; I'm glad I can be of help, all I'm good for is killing.
Reader; Jason! Jason! You're beautiful!
The fact that he has a gray streak makes it more perfect.
Reader; wow Jason your hair looks like starlight, it's beautiful
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What bird op, I wanna see it too (lots of loves)
tumblr is the only place that im honest, how do you tell your instagram followers that you just saw a bird that changed your life? they are soulless on that app, they dont give a fuck
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