The fact this was Damian's go-to fake name is killing me

"Quick think of a fake name!"

"my brother's first name and my other brother's last name. I'm a genius."

"Chocolate"

more kissh and ko

I cackled.

Tailor plz, Farmer doesn't even speak meme

Farmer and Tailor (c) The Smurfs

Inside JD’s home

Superbat #2

#2. Flirting.BATMAN DOESN’T “FLIRT”

Pretty sure you just melted the poor kid’s eyes, Clark.

H a p p y  V a l e n t i n e’ s  D a y!

Clark (and his bag of googly eyes) are safely out of Earth’s orbit by now, Bruce….

Happy April Fool’s Day! Make people laugh and stay safe kids!

Do you know in the DC universe how Tawky tawny is either a talking tiger , a talking tiger that stands on two legs ,or just a tiger . My favorite version of him is when he’s Billy’s stuffed animal. Because I think it would makes for some really funny scenes.

imagine that the justice league had a mission were they had to protect some little kids and captain marvel comes over and gives the kids stuff animal tiger and says “ I’m going to need this back, but if anything happens, he’ll protect you” everybody watching is like “look at captain marvel his so sweet”. Then later some villain is trying to attack the kids and the stuffed animal that Captain Marvel give the kids turns into a real life tiger and it starts fighting the villain. Everybody looking and thinking “wtf”.

after the fight is over, Captain Marvel goes over to the Tiger end it talks to him before turning back into a stuffed animal.

Somebody random says “cap wtf was that” and Billy’s like “oh, this” holding up the stuffed animal “ this is Tawky Tawny He’s one of my best friends I’ve known him since I was a kid he basically taught me everything I know”.

A quick little comic I made based on this as well as these tags:

@penny-anna​#other JL member (trying to jog his memory): you told us you got your powers from a wizard called shazam#captain marvel: shazam?#*boom*#????

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what if post-reveal, Billy is just vibing as his kid self with JL when he stubs his toe and shouts FUCK out loud to the absolute horror of his friends (and especially the parent types) cuz since when has CM cursed????

As it turns out, Billy actually curses like a sailor (courtesy of the street life) and the only reason he doesn’t when he’s Cap is because the gods don’t understand the difference between cursing someone and cursing AT someone so if he says “fuck you” to a criminal, they go mad and their house gets infested with roaches

The Justice league is fighting some monsters, then one of said monsters proceeds to rip off Captain marvels left arm mid-fight.

He doesn’t notice and keeps fighting, somehow not realizing he’s missing a goddamn arm. The Justice league on the other hand, are mortified.

After the fight, someone (maybe flash?) runs up to him panicking, asking him how he’s not freaking out and in pain. Batman states he is probably running on adrenaline right now, and to stay calm.

Billy is looking around, trying to find out what the problem was.

Oh, his arm!

Billy calmly walks over where his arm is, picks it up.

*plop*

Billy adjusts his arm, before giving the league a thumbs up. He explains that this…feature was because a past champion was killed after getting ripped to shreds.

Needless to say, they started checking him for nerve damage after that.

Batman doesn't know Shazam is a kid but his dad senses always tingle around him and it confuses him so much

The JL is all at a party and Shazam ends up with some alcohol and Bruce just straight up swats it out of his hand and everybody's looking at him like 'wtf dude?' and Bruce is staring at his hand like 'wtf was that?' (and Shazam is so upset even as an adult he still can't get away with stuff around the Batman)

He's finally admitting his feeling and Richard is happy