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Maybe some of y’all can help me out, I’ve been going nuts the last few days trying to find a specific Jason centric fic on Ao3.
The basis of the story was that the bat family members were infected/dosed by something that causes cycles of extreme aggression and Jason was the only one not afflicted I believe. He had to try to synthesize the antidote for everyone after he also fought them all and tossed them into holding cells in the cave.
Specifically I remember that there was an instance where he ended up fighting Bruce and Bruce was trying to strangle him.
Please help me find this, I’m going nuts trying to remember what it was called.
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we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead
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I had a dream last night that scared the shit out of me.
It started with me walking down a cobblestone road in a horrible thunderstorm, with these strange houses. They looked like a strange hybrid of Victorian style and maybe a warehouse. I was carrying a camera for some reason and doing my best to shield it from the rain.
As I was walking the front door of one of the houses opened and a tall man stepped out and called me over. As I got closer he said “the storms only going to get worse, you can rest here if you need”. I entered his house, obviously.
The interior was strange, the electricity wasn’t working, or maybe the house didn’t have electricity. I’m not sure, but there were candles everywhere and a small fireplace that I could see in a living room next to the entryway. If you’ve ever seen over the garden wall, the interior lighting makes me of how the edges of the screen were always dark. Almost like my vision had narrowed.
And the walls, holy shit, the fucking walls. They were covered in these Polaroid pictures, all the pictures were taken in the woods but each one featured these wierd little shrine looking things made of wood piles that almost looked woven, they all had a strange skull setting on them, it looked like someone had tried to sculpt a werewolf skull or something. And in the spaces between the pictures there were these symbols that had been scratched into the wall.
I walked closer to the walls studying all these pictures and symbols before I came to the fireplace where there was a large symbol painted on. I can’t recall all the details of it, but I remember that it vaguely looked like a jawbone. In the dream however I very much recognized it and turn to the guy saying “Oh! So you know about him too!”
The guy says to me “would you like to meet him?” And stupid, dream me says yes, like an idiot.
Next thing I know I’m standing in this long hallway, walls still covered in symbols and pictures, but the end of the hall was so dark I couldn’t see if it ended or any doors. Next thing I know a stamped of dogs comes racing out of the dark. But they looked strange, completely devoid of color. They all ran past me and as the passes they were just dissipating.
Finally I heard steps coming towards me and slowly a figure started appearing. At first it looked like a very tall person but very quickly I starting seeing more of the body and it started looking like a wolf that someone had stretch out too much, it’s torso was super crooked, and each limb looked like it had one too many joints and at the end of each limb it had a human hand or foot as well as a wolf/dog paw.
Couldn’t really see the face super well but I could see the lower portion better, it was human lips at the end of a wide snout but the lip line looked like it extended way past where a hum lip would. The jaw opened super wide, almost like a snake, and inside its mouth was just pitch black, with a very faint red light that looked like it was super small or far away.
It fucking spoke to me.
It. Fucking. Spoke. To. Me.
As in, it said “Hello, (instead my full name)”
“I’m so glad that you’ve arrived, maybe next time we can meet in the real world”
I woke up sobbing, like full reaching out my hand, sitting straight up in bed, two seconds away from screaming kind of sobbing.
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Vampire Misunderstanding
So! Danny got adopted by Bruce Wayne, but he doesn't know that Bruce is the Batman. He is just supernaturally oblivious to all things Batman related going on in the House.
But he does notice that Bruce leaves home a lot at night, that he doesn't like to go out in the day and often has his parties at night, and once or twice he's caught Bruce with a bit if blood still splattered on his cheek.
So he comes to the only plausible conclusion. Bruce is a Vampire.
He starts trying to hint at the fact that he knows, but doesn't want to just go out and say it. What if Bruce reacts negatively to him knowing? He's dealt with enough Supernatural Beings to know that they don't like other people (and especially other supernatural beings) intruding on their lives.
So Danny decided to subtly hint at it.
He started asking questions like "So hypothetically, how would you deal with having a Garlic Allergy in Gotham?" Or "So if you had very sensitive skin that could sunburn extremely easily, how much cloud cover would you need to go outside?" And "So what's your opinion on a High-Iron Diet?"
Basically just tossing out questions and trying to Guage Bruce's reaction.
He thinks he's doing a good job!
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Bruce is certain that he has adopted a Vampire.
Danny is a good kid, but he has a few oddities that are hard to ignore.
For one, his skin is constantly Ice Cold, but he never seens to be bothered by it. As if he was an Undead that didn't require Body Heat anymore.
He also seems to like Hanging out in the Graveyard outside, and when asked about it he says that he is comforted by the place. Just like the Vampires he has met in the past, who feel comfortable when surrounded by Death.
And of course the biggest reason for suspicion is the fact that Danny seems to be hinting at it to him.
He keeps asking stuff like "How would you deal with a Garlic Allergy in Gotham?", probably trying to hint that he is a Vampire who can't eat Garlic, or asking about easy to sunburn skin, saying that he is probably not a Daywalker.
Bruce hopes Danny will just come clean about it soon, he doesn't want to intrude upon the kid when he is so obviously nervous about how he will react.
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happy dannypocalypse!! (20th anniversary edition)
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I’m curious. In the tags, tell me how you take your tea or if you just don’t drink it.
#not a big tea drinker but I do like a cup of spearmint on cold days#splash of cream#and a liberal serving of honey
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She’s more offended that Jason would convince Danny to do that to Dick specifically lol
*Jason Todd coparenting de-aged!Danny with Jazz*
Jason: Remember what we talked about?
Danny: right!
*Danny toddling past Dick at the family dinner that evening*
Dick: Hey, Danny! How’s my favorite nephew?
Danny: Daddy says not to talk to cops without a lawyer
Dick: ….
Danny: ACAB
Dick: 🤯😵
Jazz: Danny! … Jason! What did you tell our son?!?!
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Batman AU
Batman tells Gordon that he doesn't kill. Thinking that it's a legality issue, Gordon deputizes Batman and gives him a gun and badge. Batman of course doesn't use the gun and just figures Gordon is stressed.
After Joker kills a Robin, Gordon starts to deputize the Batfam members.
Gordon: Next time you see that clown. Take. The. Shot. Rookie.
Robin (Tim, tiny ass 14 year old holding a 45 magnum): Umm... Yes sir?
Batman (plus all the Rogues, minions, and citizens of Gotham when Robin shows up with a 45 Magnum):
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*Jason Todd coparenting de-aged!Danny with Jazz*
Jason: Remember what we talked about?
Danny: right!
*Danny toddling past Dick at the family dinner that evening*
Dick: Hey, Danny! How’s my favorite nephew?
Danny: Daddy says not to talk to cops without a lawyer
Dick: ….
Danny: ACAB
Dick: 🤯😵
Jazz: Danny! … Jason! What did you tell our son?!?!
#danny phantom#dp x dc#danny fenton#dc universe#dc x dp#jason todd#batman#dc x dp prompt#jazz fenton#they never should have made dick a cop
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I was re-watching the Buffy the Vampire Slayer series recently, and I finally got to the episode where they dragged Buffy soul out of heaven and put it back into her body and she breaks it down for them in the episode telling them, you know, this was the worst thing you could’ve done to me, heaven was just pure peace. There’s nothing ever gonna be like it in living, and by comparison being alive is hell for her.
And then it made me think about Jason Todd was it the same for him? I mean, we know the reason he got brought back to life was because Superboy punching the fucking universe or whatever, but to get dragged from heaven, which we canonically know, thanks to the green arrow comics, that he was in heaven. Getting dragged from there and getting thrown back into your body, which is still suffering damage from all the wounds he died from, can you imagine how fucking awful that would’ve been?If you went from a place of pure peace to just being alive in this body getting hurt over and over again and then tossed into the Lazarus pits? 
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My ideal beginning to a Batman movie:
We start with a slow pan down to Gotham as Oracle narrates
“Ask your average person who Gotham’s most famous citizen is, and you’ll get the same response every time: Bruce Wayne. Everybody’s heard of Bruce Wayne. You’ve probably heard his name a million times before. But there are some things that the average citizen doesn’t know about him. See, to the people of Gotham, Bruce Wayne is a rich kid who never grew up. They think he’s a buffoon, an airhead, a moron. But the truth is…”
*Batman bursts out of a window, screaming, on fire*
*record scratch, freeze frame*
“…they aren’t entirely wrong about that.”
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One of those "Danny needs a consort" fics where a bunch of people are invited to a mass speed dating event. The invitation uses prettier words but thats what this is. Now Batman wants to go get a look a this super powerful being and see if he's a threat or ally, and would you look at that, most of his children fall into the age bracket the invitation specifies 
(or maybe the batkids have just been touched by death enough they're viable candidates and got personalized invitations. Either way Bruce wants to go)
So Batman says a few of his kids will go and he's tagging along as a "chaperone". Maybe a few other JL members do the same with their proteges. The hard part for Bruce is actually getting his kids to agree to go. The biggest surprise is Jason finds out and demands to go.
Now Jason, a known lover of regency period romances, read a copy of the invitation the JL got and knew exactly what this was. There will be a ball. The word "courting" was used. This is a chance to live out his secret romance novel dreams and nothing is getting in the way of that. So he calls the batfam to say he's going
The batfam are like flabbergasted that Jason wants to go to a spooky speed dating event but it has the added bonus of getting the kids to start volunteering bc they have to know why Jason is so excited about this
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Anyone ever thought about how Bleach's greatest tragedy is Ichigo's desire was to fight fate but has never had a shred of agency his entire life?
Even when Ichigo sincerely believes he's acting of his own accord; he's merely the puppet dancing to another's strings?
Aizen manipulated his parents into meeting, manipulated Rukia into meeting him.
Kisuke manipulated Ichigo from behind the scenes while Ichigo tried to save Rukia, forcing him to learn skills waaaay above his paygrade before he was remotely ready to further Kisuke's own plans. It could be argued that Ichigo's entire existence was planned according to Kisuke's designs.
Isshin manipulated/forced him to learn Deux Ex Saigo no Getsuga Tenshou without telling him the cost, because apparently it was the 'only way' - despite having Kisuke "I plan for ten thousand scenarios" Urahara on his side. And did little in the way of helping his powerless literally soul-torn son cope with the monumental sacrifice after the fact.
Ginjo Kugo and his followers manipulated Ichigo by stringing along the prospect of gaining Fullbring, so they could steal it to have their revenge on Soul Society. Made easier due to the aforementioned apparent lack of support from Isshin.
Sword!Yhwach has manipulated Ichigo the entire time by turning him against his own soul, sabotaging his growth and ability to harness his powers.
Ichibei manipulated him into undergoing that trial to turn him into a Soul King vessel with the intention of chopping him up as the replacement.
Yhwach manipulated Ichigo into killing the Soul King.
"Give me a blade to shatter fate." is a sad joke and poor Ichigo is the walking punchline.
No wonder why no one told him anything about himself until the last minute. An ignorant tool is an easily manipulated tool.
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Danny, meeting Ace the Bathound, with Cujo
“…”
“…”
“…”
“boof.”
Stars appeared in Danny Phantom’s glowing acid eyes and he whispered, “oh my god.”
Before him was a dog. Wearing a Batman costume.
It was officially the best day of his life.
Cujo thought so too, as he then decided that was a good time to play with the new friend.
“Wait Cujo-!”
It was too late.
Ace the Bathound had adopted Cujo.
The living dog was cleaning Cujo’s fur, playing with him, and acting like Cujo had defeated him. Ace acted not unlike a proud parent, practically praising Cujo in their dog language.
“…why…do I get the feeling that this happened before?” Danny questioned himself, staring on in confusion.
“Don’t know what you’re talking about.” Batman said as he walked by, quickly trying to tame Phantom’s hair. “Good job on the mission today, by the way.”
Danny hummed. Honestly he just couldn’t put his finger on it. Why was this so familiar?
- Gaia
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This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…
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