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I have no idea what’s happening or how I got here.Also purple💜Also confuzzled non-binary that goes by everything including insane/mess
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Two idiots decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic.
"What's Logic?" the first idiot asks.
The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example."
"Do you own a weedeater?"
"I sure do."
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good!"
The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."
Impressed, "Amazin!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The idoit is obviously catching on.
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!!"
The idiot, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.
"Math, History, and Logic!" he replies.
"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" he asked.
"No," his friend replied.
"Gay."
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Being a human is hard, there's so many things to remember and no time to do them all. Like what do you mean I have to eat three times a day, AND drink enough water AND sleep 8 hours?? Where is the time dude, I have shit to do!
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"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:
his wife hasn't been kidnapped
their marriage is not healthy or functional
this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down
his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath
the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers
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Dick: *Gently taps table*
Jason: *Taps back*
Tim: What are they doing?
Damien: Morse code.
Dick: *Aggressively taps table*
Jason: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Can you guys tell I love incorrect quotes?
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Dana’s last ‘fuck you’ to Disney
He/they collector
Genderqueer/bi-gender papa king
TWO girlfriend kisses
Onscreen mlm kiss
Implied aladarius
a happy ending to the bi/enby couple
A happy ending to the aro/ace character
And
Death to the white Christian puritain
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Gothamites knowing that Red Hood is actually the dead Robin brought back to life really isn’t helping the cryptid/eldritch Batfamily rumors. Just saying.
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Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(
oh yeah its SO dead.
1000 notes this post. Now
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It’s 5am and the world is dark but I can hear something moving downstairs.
Trying to figure out if I’m asleep and this isn’t happening, or my dog is being an adorable dumb bitch again
#is this asleep#am I about to die#what the fuck is my dog doing#he’s a good boi just really stoopid#doggo
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Yo, people with sensory issues!
How’s the
✨Depression✨
(That at least 90 percent of us have)
#sorry for being depressing#depressing shit#i am dead inside#if you ever stabbed a rubber you definitely are#or rolled up you’re backpack/bag straps#trust me i’m an expert#I am also depressed
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"Are you a man or a woman?"
I am a Snom.
"What gender are you?"
Friend.
"Yeah but what's in your pants?"
I don't wear pants..?
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I think if the robins had Twitter it would just be this 24/7
[IDs in Alt text]
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Tim: You know archaic Latin?
Jason: I got bored with classical Latin.
Tim: You know normal Latin?
Jason: Yeah someone from my knitting club taught me.
Tim: YOU HAVE A KNITTING CLUB?
Jason: You don't know everything about me Replacement. Now do you want a sweater or a scarf?
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Yes I’m a writer
Yes I’m writing a book
No I have not added to it in over a month
Yes it is still in progress
Don’t question the process
#writer things#writing#yet to be finished#i swear i will#it’ll be done someday#just not today#or soon#no you’re not allowed to judge me
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Tim: I’m gay
Jason: Okay?
Tim: You’re not surprised?
Jason:
Tim:
Jason: I’m bad at math, not at having common fucking sense
#jason todd#batboys#batfam#bruce wayne#tim drake#red robin#incorrect quotes#incorrect batboys quotes#red hood#robin#batman#damian wayne#dick grayson#nightwing
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I think the worst part about writing a book is wanting to tell everyone everything about your characters and your ships and your elaborate fantasy world and the massive plot twist at the end of your novel but you can’t, because if you do, then where is the fun in reading it? What is a good book without its element of surprise?
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Had to post, plus Cassie is my favourite of the bat family. Can’t help she is
✨Amazing✨
#batfam#bruce wayne#jason todd#batboys#tim drake#cassandra cain#cassie#cassie cain#batgirl#orphan#robin#batman
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