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weareallgonnaliveforawhile · 22 days

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Oh my god, I love the framing of this. With 'The Heart' being over Azul specifically, it seems he's their heart. And I love that so much.

Azul's spell at the bottom makes it seem like he's responding to the Tweels. With Jade saying 'Shock the Heart' translating into 'Shock Azul' which if we take canon into account, is something he likes to do. He likes to catch Azul off guard, to surprise or shock him.

With Floyd saying 'Bind the heart' translated to 'Bind Azul'. That's straight-up what he does in canon.

In canon, we can see that Floyd and Jade are obviously bound together and we can also see, despite the remarks of Azul, that he's also bound to Azul. We see in his actions and in his words that he values Azul just as much as he values Jade, that him and Azul are binded together.

and Azul responds 'It's a deal' to show that he's fine with it. He's going into this aware of what the Tweels are like, aware that Floyd will consider him one of his own and he'll never be able to escape the eel even if he wanted to, aware that Jade enjoys surprising him and catching him off guard despite that being something that Azul works so hard to never let anyone (else) do.

Octotrio ft. Signature spells!

#Minor twst analysis #twst analysis #mainly cause everytime I make a post about these fucks it turns into an analysis #octotrio #azul ashengrotto #jade leech #floyd leech #twisted wonderland #twst #twst azul #twst jade #twst floyd #tweels #octavinelle #twst fanart #fanart #octatrio #i just love these fucking dorks

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weareallgonnaliveforawhile · 23 days

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Y'all know those fanfics where Saiki is an asshole to Teruhashi or really rude to her until they start dating? Yeah, this is what I imagine what that Saiki meeting Canon Saiki would be like.

Canon Saiki: So do you still deal with Teruhashi?

Fanfic Saiki: I can not avoid that woman. The other day she was bothering me when a mob of her fans showed up so I teleported away and-

Canon Saiki, surprised: You revealed your powers to her?! I mean, her fans do suck, so I can understand panicking and teleporting the both of you away-

Fanfic Saiki: What? No, I teleported myself away and left her there.

Canon Saiki: You what.

Fanfic Saiki: I teleported myself away. Well actually, I was the one who kinda summoned that crowd so that she'd be too overwhelmed with them to go find me-

Canon Saiki, shaking with murderous rage: You what.

#kokomi teruhashi #fanon saiki #terusai #saiteru #saiki kusuo #saiki no psi nan #kusuo saiki #saiki k #the disastrous life of saiki k #tdlosk #saiki kusou no psi nan #Not hate to any fic creators #It's just that I've read several where Saiki is like this #Including one where he fucked with her tarot fortune (which he knew she cared a lot about) to fuck with her head #And while that's a great fic concept and the fic itself was very well written #The concept sent me into a blind rage where I woke up ten hours later in Utah at an Amish farm.#I want to make it clear #This isn't explictly romantic #This can be platonic Terusai #Romantic Terusai #Whatever #But he does love her #And she loves him #It doesn't matter what way #It doesn't matter if they love each other in the same way they love their other friends #Or if it's in a different way #The love is there #And that's all that matters

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weareallgonnaliveforawhile · 29 days

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My Good Friend Jonathan

My good friend Jonathan is on route to his location! He's going to meet with this pal of his for a work trip! Seems like a lovely way to spend some time! Just a relaxing work trip in Transylvania!

#dracula daily #jonathan harker

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weareallgonnaliveforawhile · 1 month

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Anyone who claims that Saiki would be a dick to Kokomi (pre-terusai) is a complete and utter liar. There's so many fanfics where he's just rude to her before they start dating/he stars liking her and there's not a crumb of truth in those.

His primary overt attempt to be rude to her was on their little date thing in canon where he just beat her at every game they played in an effort to get her to hate him. That was one of his best attempts. He wasn't even rude to her for the sake of being rude like so many fanfics suggest, he didn't even do anything to ruin her day, he was just like "I'm going to play several games with her and beat her at all of them, this is so very rude of me and I hope it makes her not want to date me."

He didn't even taunt her or boast about his victory or anything like that. He just quietly won then moved onto the next game.

You think that this man would be the type to do something to ruin her day like fucking with her morning coffee or purposefully fucking with something of hers (Like making her think she has bad luck for the day or that her tarot fortune gave her bad luck or generally leaving her in a bad spot)? That man would slap himself if he even entertained those thoughts. Ship or no ship, he deeply cares for her and would never do something to genuinely put her in a bad spot or make her miserable. If he accidentally did either, you think he wouldn't do everything he could to frantically undo it only to find out that her magic god/perfect pretty girl powers solved it anyways in true sitcom fashion ?

Plus they always make it seem like Teruhashi is helpless in a sense, that her fate could easily be manipulated by Saiki, which is untrue. God would kill that boy where he stood if he tried to harm her mentally or psychically.

#saiteru #romantic saiteru #Platonic Saiteru #Whatever's your cup of tea #saiki kusou no psi nan #saiki no psi nan #kusuo saiki #saiki k #kokomi teruhashi #teruhashi kokomi

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weareallgonnaliveforawhile · 1 month

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Teruhashi HC

She's hella athletic and ADORES sports. Basketball, soccer, football, you name it, she loves it. Plus she's generally just good at sports.

Not in the way she's normally good at things, but because she loves sports enough to practice enough to get good.

This is actually a deeply hidden interest of hers because (due to societal sexism) it's not exactly the most appealing thing when the Perfect Pretty Girl is fully willing to slam into someone full force to steal the ball from them.

It was fine when she was young, and she was just seen as an athletic kid but then middle school hit and suddenly girls had more expectations put on them and Kokomi had to exceed all of them.

She has a little spot where she plays sometimes! It is an abandoned area in the woods deeply hidden by trees and even then she had to bribe the local deer to notify her if any came within 2 miles. It's not anything special, there's an old basketball hoop attached to a tree, a soccer goal made from wood, that kind of thing.

She goes through SO many precautions to ensure that no one knows she goes there. She wears a wig, then she fucks up the hair on the wig so it looks weird, then she puts on as much makeup as possible then puts on a face mask and a very heavy coat. As she goes to her location, she has 12 drop off places/safe houses where she'll change into a completely different outfit before going on her way.

Saiki finds all these precautions mildly impressive and fairly concerning. He assumed she was doing something like secretly going on a date or smth like that but was utterly dumbfounded when he found out she was just playing basketball (He tried to read her thoughts, but she was solely focused on making sure no one was stalking her and didn't think of anything else but that).

#teruhashi kokomi #kokomi teruhashi #saiki kusou no psi nan #saiki no psi nan #This isn't explictly terusai #But i love them so much so assume that every post I make is terusai #Teruhashi has so many issues #Seriously #So many #kusuo saiki

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weareallgonnaliveforawhile · 1 month

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Names

I go by Will (Occasionally William) as a joke sometimes, but it's becoming less of a joke.

I had a friend who was eerily similar to me, we didn't even live in the same country, but we'd find ourselves with details of our lives that were incredibly alike to the other and occasionally we'd even say the same thing at the same time.

We called ourselves twins and I took to calling myself Will because it was his name just as he took to calling himself Dan as it was my name. Calling myself Will stuck and I get the same burst of happiness when someone calls me Will that I get when someone calls me by my actual name.

So yeah.

It's less that I took my brothers name for my own and more that we happily share it. And I am so happy for that.

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weareallgonnaliveforawhile · 2 months

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What Wears Your Skin (Scares me more than I'd admit) - Swap AU

Quackity

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The thing appears suddenly.

Cellbit does not recognize it (him?) at first. His grief is too much. Too all-consuming.

He can not draw similarities in something so different.

He does not realize what it is attempting to be.

It’s only when it speaks to him when it smiles in a way he never did,

when it acts as if they were friends, does he realize who's skin it wears.

He could not remember anything after that, but he wakes up in the Ordo Theoritas base with his mentor fretting over him.

(A memory of the war and being sick comes to him involuntarily.)

(For a moment, he wishes he was back to that point, it was simpler)

He has blood on his clothes.

He knows that it was not his own.

His own blood rarely stains his clothes

His mentor looked fine.

As calm as always,

He answers his (wards? comrades? sons?) friends questions easily

(Yes, Roier is perfectly fine, he’s with Jaiden.)

(Of course, Richas is okay! He’s with Etoiles and-)

he only hesitates when Cellbit asks if the thing that imitated his (best friend, partner, husband) Quackity is dead yet.

He will come to his senses later.

He will stand in front of the thing that calls itself by the name of one of the few people he’d ever bear his heart to willingly,

and he will keep his arms firmly pressed to his side.

He will not move his arms because if he does, he will strangle it long after it stops moving

(Quackity would’ve been almost touched by the gesture if he was here)

(As he looks at this thing, he knows for certain that he is not.)

He will look it in the eyes, selfishly wishing it had sunglasses so he wouldn’t have to.

(El always wore his glasses for the aesthetic

(and because the light hurt his eyes)

(But only Roier and he know the second one)

He will hear its laugh, its friendly smile, and its kind demeanor, and he will barely stop himself from putting an axe in the creature's head for it.

(How dare it butcher his laugh?)

(How dare it act as if it’s friendliness was better than his cruelty?)

(How dare it make a mockery of one of the few he loves?)

He will apologize, but he will not be there for it.

His body says the words, his body smiles for it and touches the creature in a shake of the hand.

His body knows the importance of keeping your enemies guessing

(A lesson hard learned in prison)

His body hopes the man-like creature will think him sincere.

His mind cares little of that.

His mind is elsewhere.

His mind has been weeping since El disappeared.

(Not crying, to crying is to act as if this was real or final)

His mind has been mourning since El first went missing.

(Not mourning, never mourning, to mourn was to accept that he was gone.)

Internally, he has been plotting.

Plotting with his husband (He won’t make the mistake of leaving Roier out of planning again)

Plotting to find their missing man.

Plotting to keep his mind sane.

This will all happen later.

But now, he sits and sobs

In a dark room that was far too large for the two people in it

into the black robes of the man who raised him (poorly? well?) the best he could

And wishes nothing more

than to have his beloved husband by his side

(A man who is weeping into his own best friend's chest currently

she whispers to him in a failed attempt at comfort)

And his closest companion on the other

(A man who currently feels nothing as he falls further into an abyss)

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Been awhile since I made anything for this au- Ignore any spelling mistakes

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weareallgonnaliveforawhile · 3 months

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There's this misconception around the Twins working for Azul due to the way that Azul carries himself and the words of the trio. The thing most people don't take into account

Azul carries himself like he's the boss of everyone constantly. The twins aren't particularly special enough in that regard to get off scot-free but even then he is significantly more comfortable with them (even if they're not alone, he's more relaxed and honest with/around them)

THAT'S HOW THEY TALK! THEY'RE NOT TRUSTWORTHY! "But Azul said that the twins would ditch him if he got boring and the twins didn't arg-" Azul is full of insecurities and lies for a living, did you think he was being honest? That implies that neither party cares about the other if they didn't would Floyd go out of his way to get something Azul would like or do what Azul would want even if there's no reason for him to do so other than Azul's benefit? Would Jade go out of his way to make sure that Azul's scams can happen by distracting others even though it would be just as easy to ruin Azul's fun? Would Azul think of the twins first whenever he's in a situation without them, thinking that they'd like something or they'd hate something?

They're not a boss or employees, they're just very weird but very close friends.

Octatrio

It's so funny that canonically, most people think that Azul and the leech twins are like a boss and underlings with the underlings occasionally being sarcastic to their boss.

You have any idea how fun that is? Floyd and Jade don't even work for Azul, they just do that for fun. Almost everything thinks their relationship is all

Azul: Floyd! Jade! Go do my bidding! We have to win capitalism and become an even BETTER mafia then we already are!

Jade: [Loyal servant] Yes sir.

Floyd: Whatever you say, boss! Also, I will straight up eat you alive if you turn out to be boring.

Azul: What-

=

When it's really like

Azul: [Letting his friend go ape shit cause he knows Jade had an annoying day] Jade, can you go maul that man for me?

Jade: [Delighted to have the opportunity to do violence] Already on it!

Azul: Don't kill him, just maim!

Floyd: [Pouting] How come Jade gets all the fun jobs?! I'll set the lounge on fire if you don't give me something interesting.

Azul: I literally let you scare the shit out of some first years 30 minutes ago.

Floyd: Yeah but that was thirty minutes ago. Also, here [Tosses a shinny seashell at Azul], I took this from Shrimpy.

Azul: Don't throw things- Ooh, that's pretty...I can get some revenue out of this...[Sighs] If it helps, you can go set some contract breakers on fire as long as you're SOMEWHAT subtle.

Floyd: [Grinning] That's all I needed to hear! [Walks away]

Azul: Don't get blood on the carpet when you come back!

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It's so fun to see people misinterpret their relationship. Like, no, they're not just a mafia boss and his lackeys, they're a really dysfunctional family or soulmates (platonic or romantic is your preference). Their love language just so happens to primarily be doing acts of violence to (and for) each other.

#twisted wonderland #twst #azul ashengrotto #octavinelle #jade leech #floyd leech #twst analysis #twst octavinelle #octatrio #octotrio

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weareallgonnaliveforawhile · 4 months

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The Wedding - Aftermath

QSMP Quackity - El Quackity Swap AU

In one universe, Quackity's disappearance is not immediately noticed but when it is, it's slightly concerning and gets marginally worse over time.

This is not the case in this universe.

Cellbit was a fucking wreck, decently similar to how he was when Felps was kidnapped but worse. Roier is normally the person to calm his husband down, to convince him to slow down. He can’t.

Elq was one of Roier’s oldest friends and for him to simply disappear like that at his wedding?

Roier was just as wrecked as Cellbit. Their family and friends do their best to try and convince them to still take their honeymoon, to relax and let them handle it until the newlyweds get back.

“It’s fine! He disappears without a word all the time!” They say. He does, but never to the newly weds. He always leaves some form of clue for them to find, and always comes if they ask him to.

“Go on your honeymoon! I bet you that he'll be here by the time you’re back. We’ll contact you if he comes back, promise!” They plead and while the husbands desperately don’t want to, you can only hear your fathers and your mentor nag you to take a break before you give in.

The honeymoon was supposed to last a few days. A week minimum and about 3 weeks maximum. They’re back in 3 days. Their families don’t say anything. They knew it would be a lost cause to make them wait any more time. That it would venture into cruelty rather than care if they tried.

Cellbit is off the walls with how upset he is, only venting his frustrations to his husband or his mentor. Both of which knew Elq. Cellbit does not cry. He does not mourn. He refuses to. To cry would be to act as if this was final. To mourn would be to admit as if this was forever. He is not angry. If he was, he’d be unproductive, unfocused, like the last time someone he loved went missing.

Roier is angry. He’s furious and everyone can see it. The only thing that’s stopping him from running off on his own to find Elq was Richas. He can’t leave one of them for another. Elq would never forgive him if he did, and Roier would never forgive himself. It’s only in the safety of his home, alone with his husband, does he let himself crumble. He lets himself fall to pieces and picks himself back up after, no less angry. No less grieving.

BBH is calm. Not in the forced way that Cellbit is, he’s simply calm like he always was when upset. He talks to the federation, he talks with Etoiles and he does welfare checks on Guapoduo. No one can really tell that he’s upset more than anyone else. No one except Foolish. Foolish takes a single look at him, straightens his posture and goes, “Who’re we killin’?”

The federation does not report any casualties. God, no. But they do avoid Bad for awhile. They don’t make direct eye contact with Foolish either.

Then the thing comes.

A thing that looked just like Elq except in the ways that mattered.

A thing that grinned and laughed like it was the easiest thing.

A thing that didn’t wear the sunglasses Elq refused to take off unless pressed on it.

A thing comes and wears their friend's face and uses part of his name.

You can imagine how they felt about that.

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weareallgonnaliveforawhile · 4 months

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Wedding P2 - The Actual Wedding

Wedding

The wedding went…surprisingly well when two of the people on the planning committee tried to make the altar out of knives (It was Jaiden and Elq).

Elq was all nerves the entire day, you could barely talk to him without him glaring a hole into your head. Slime offered him weed like twice but Elq just said that he needed to keep a stable head. He hung out with Jaiden a lot during it, mainly cause she wanted to help and he needed something to distract him before he started stabbing people.

When the wedding started, Elq just started throwing rocks at people to get them to shut up. It wasn’t effective.

You know how when Slime objected, Etoiles immediately just started attacking him? Yeah, Elq did that as well, no hesitation. Unfortunately, he is very bad at fighting so be barely managed to scratch Slime. At some point during Slime’s whole ‘Me and Cellbit absolutely made out when he first came to the island’ speech, Elq made eye contact with Richas and just nodded and that was all the permission Richas needed to kill someone.

It was actually a really good tension reliever for Elq cause he had been so anxious for something bad to happen and then it did. And it was MINOR. They instantly killed Slime, and everything went on fine. The bad thing had happened and nothing came of it. He was much more relaxed for the rest of the wedding.

Elq definitely laced the venue with TNT but less in a ‘Jealous’ way and more in a ‘I am feeling so many emotions and I have no idea how to process them all’. He was planning on blowing it up once everyone went home but he got too antsy and did it after the ceremony like in canon.

After that, everything went like normal! There were festivities, cake, and the bouquet was thrown. A missing guest went almost completely unnoticed.

Almost.

In every universe, Quackity is cared for and his disapperance is noticed.

But in this one? It was noticed just a bit faster. His closest friends were the grooms getting married, and they noticed his disappearance the moment the speeches started. Elq wasn't one for making speeches that weren't extremely ominous or threatening but he promised to make a speech during that portion. And Elq always kept his promises

It was a bit concerning but they ignored it. Elq wandered off without a word all the time and he came back fairly soon if an event was happening. But then he didn’t.

The speeches went on, and he still didn’t reappear. Once the speeches slowly began to come to a close, Cellbit got nervous and started asking where he went. No one really knew.

Roier and Cellbit are loyal to a fault, so they went looking. Still dressed in their best suits, they went looking for their closest companion and the wedding party went with them.

Even if most of them weren’t exactly on the best terms with Elq, who were they to simply ignore the grooms being concerned about their best friend (or boyfriend).

The problem arose when no one could find him.

There was no trace of him, very odd since Elq was notably very bad at hiding his tracks, and it was as if he disappeared into thin air.

Or a very deep void.

#qsmp #qsmp swap au #qsmp cellbit #qsmp elquackity #qsmp guapoduo #qsmp spiderduck #qsmp spiderbit #qsmp jaiden #qsmp roier #qsmp richarlyson #qsmp chaos duo #qsmp slimecicle #The wedding ends on a much more somber note in this au #Since he's a lot closer with Roier and Cellbit #along with being the best man #His whole missing status is noticed by the time the speeches start #and acknowledged publically by the time the speeches end #In the end #it doesn't change much.

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weareallgonnaliveforawhile · 4 months

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I can not stress enough how livid this man was. He would've killed Slime with his own bare hands if he had any fighting or combat ability.

They had a small jokey conversation before the wedding where Slime talked about 'speaking his truth' but Elq just thought that meant he was gonna start insulting Mariana like he normally does

The wedding p1

I'm gonna talk about the Guapoduo wedding cause it did not go the same as canon. But this is gonna be split up into 'Pre-Wedding/Wedding Planning' and 'During Wedding' because both are long as shit and I want to organize well. Maybe even an 'After Wedding' if anyone's genuinely curious

Elq’s role in the wedding was…confusing to say the very least from the moment they started planning. No one was really sure where the fuck he was gonna be or if he’d just act like he was also getting married.

Cellbit and Foolish argued about it for hours. Foolish was saying that Elq probably should just be a normal audience member since he literally wasn’t married OR dating them. Cellbit was saying that Elq was one of his best friends and should have a bigger part, and he really wasn’t sure if he was somehow dating Elq and missed a social cue.

The debate ended when Roier showed up and said that Elq was his best man and had agreed to not plant bombs at the wedding venue (Which relived Cellbit and concerned Foolish as he didn’t know that was ever an issue)

Elq’s attitude to the wedding changed based on the day. Some days he’d act like he was planning on sabotaging it for ‘revenge’, some days he’d act like he was also gonna get married, and some days he acted like his best friends were getting married. It varied a lot.

Elq took on a decent amount of wedding planning since he was the best man. He was really good and really bad at the same time. He’d unironically suggest poisoning the guest who caught the bouquet so that there would be no next wedding then casually say “Oh also, we should probably use lavender since it’s the flowers that they gave to each other on their first date and represents devotion. Anyways, how much gunpowder can be legally put into this food?”

The wedding planning party itself was…something. It consisted of Foolish (Father of Roier, there because he loves planning and Vegetta was too tired), Badboyhalo (Closest thing Cellbit has to a father), Richas (They could not make him leave if they tried. And they tried.), Jaiden (Best friend of Roier), and Elq (Maybe best friends with the grooms and may be in a poly relationship with them. No one knows. Least of all the grooms)

It went exactly how you think it went, but the result was great and everyone was surprised that the only person to get thrown off a cliff was Bad and everyone is pretty sure that he literally can’t die.

Richas is security-like in canon and Elq get him so much armor. It’s a requirement for being security and Richas reluctantly agrees to it. Richas is more decked out in armor that’s better than a solid amount of the guests. He is having a very good time waving around a sword though, he takes his job very seriously.

Elq's job when it comes to the actual venue is to be nitpicky. Foolish builds to then Elq verbally tears apart every flaw it has so that Foolish can make it better. He’s very good at this and Foolish has only cried once so far!

Wedding planning is a pain in the ass and is very difficult until.

The day finally came and it was perfect

Well, perfect as it can be in this lovely fuckshit server

#qsmp #qsmp swap au #qsmp slimecicle #qsmp elquackity

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