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reverse version of 4x01 with angel dean and hunter castiel
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Feared by Life and Death
There lays a place cast far away
Burning with Lucifer's cold rage
Locked in hellfire's tight embrace
Yet, Warmth ousts the infernal flames
Amidst pandemonium
Celestial lightning strikes
Ordered by the Gods themselves
Cast down into the pits of evil
An Angel in search of light
For there's a man in hell
That deserves to be saved
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I wanted to draw a badass Cas (again) and this time I also wrote a little poem about him saving Dean :D
I hope you like this simple piece! 💙🧡
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How does Tim come out to every member of the batfam (/how they find out and subsequent reactions)
Tim: I'm b—
Dick: OMG it's happening.
Tim: —ingeing Stranger Things this weekend, you want in?
Dick: Oh. I'm good, thanks. I promised Wally we'd speed-watch it together.
Tim: Suit yourself.
Tim: Also I like boys.
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Tim: Guys, I have something to tell you.
Tim: I'm bi.
Tim: I hope that doesn't change anything.
Steph, Cass, Babs, and Duke: *already exchanging money*
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Tim: Alfred, I'm bi.
Alfred: That's nice Master Tim, but could you pick a time when you're not bleeding out?
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Tim: I'm bi.
Damian: Buying what?
Tim: No, Damian, I'm bi.
Damian: You already said that, but WHAT are you buying?
Tim: I'm telling you I like boys and girls.
Damian, increasingly frustrated: How is that relevant to your purchase?
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Tim: Selina, can I trust you with something?
Selina: Is it jewelry?
Tim: No.
Selina: Then yes.
Tim: Okay, here it goes... I'm bi.
Selina: I love and accept you the way you are. Also, you forgot this.
Selina: *tosses him his wallet*
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[texting]
Tim: *sends the bi flag*
Kate: k
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Tim: I'm bi.
Harper: Bruce, he's copying me!
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[on the phone]
Jason: I'm outside the Nest.
Tim: Hang on, I'll let you in—
Tim: *looks out the window*
Tim: Why do you have a shovel?
Jason: Isn't that what you wanted to tell me?
Tim: I—no??? I was gonna come out.
Jason: Oh.
Jason: So what am I gonna do with this shovel?
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Bruce: *working*
Tim: Dad, I'm gonna sneak my boyfriend through the window.
Bruce: *grunts*
Bruce: Wait.
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In RRD's latest newsletter they've announced the first DIE expansion, Scenarios 1: Bizarre Love Triangles.
You can (and should) sign up for updates on it here, as well as future adventures in the series.
DIE RPG itself is also available to buy from retailers, as well as RRD directly. Here's the link to them.
See folks at Gencon next week.
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bruce has always insisted the kids be their own person but does he ever full name them & why (im talking the whole works hyphenated wayne) 👀
Bruce: Ridiculous Johnathan Robin Nightwing Grayson-Wayne, tell your speedster to stop eating the frozen pizza.
Dick: Stoooop you're embarrassing me in front of my friends.
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Jason: Fuck.
Bruce: Jasonus Peter-Pan Robin the second Red Hood Todd-Wayne, go wash your mouth with soap.
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Tim: *uses the Batcomputer for movies again.
Bruce: What did I say about using multimillion-dollar technology for movies, Optimothy-Prime Jacksonville Robin the third Red Robin Duckboy Drake-Wayne?
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Cass: *sneaks in after curfew*
Bruce: *flicks the light on*
Bruce: Casserole Wu-San Batgirl the third Black Bat Orphan Cain-Wayne, where were you?
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Duke: *surfs down the stairs and almost gets hurt*
Bruce: I told you that would happen, Dukensington Marlon-Brando We Are Robin Lark Signal Thomas-Wayne.
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Damian: *pranks all his siblings in their sleep*
Bruce:
Dick, covered in shaving cream: Well, aren't you gonna full name him?
Bruce: No.
Jason, spitting out feathers: Why the hell not?
Bruce: Did he do something?
Cass: *points to Duke's face paint*
Duke: *points to Cass's yellow hair*
Bruce, sighing: Damian, please don't do that again.
Tim, soaking wet: Youngest sibling privilege. It exists, I tell you.
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Spider-Punk by Sanford Greene, for the promotional material for the movie
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‘aight, mate, we’re done! Looking like a proper little punk now, eh?
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ten years of fighting and when shit hits the fan tumblr instantly has reddit's back. the greatest enemies to lovers story ever told.
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Selina: What's the most you've gotten from a guy?
Kate: A headache.
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Dick: I wish I could know why you have so much violence and contempt in your heart.
Stephanie: I work in a supermarket.
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— jeff vandermeer, annihilation
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The most beloved english/ lit teacher at Park Row High, Mr Todd who inspires many many student is Red Hood. I just think Jason will make am excellent teacher and will really love the job.
All I hear is "give me teacher Jason headcanons" so here you go
Besides English, he also teaches a weekend driving class where he lets teenagers take turns parallel parking the Batmobile
His teacher voice isn't too different from normal (compared to other teachers) but it's noticeable—and more importantly, effective. He confiscates someone's phone at the movies when they wouldn't quit texting
For Jason, the "other duties as assigned" include refilling the soap in the boys bathroom and hanging a rainbow flag on the conservative history teacher's door
He also subs for that same teacher and says "everything you've been learning is wrong" before speedrunning the entire other half of American history
Most kids know him as the cool younger teacher who they can earnestly talk to, but every year there's one person who will treat him like he has one foot in the grave
He records his classes and his TA captions everything. Key word: everything
He starts the countdown to the last day of school on the first day of school
Red Hood discovers a restaurant acting as a front for money laundering but instead of taking them down, he lets them go on one condition. Cue the week-long pizza party at school
He once had a student walk in late because they went to Wal-Mart for a Mountain Dew
His hall pass is a dull batarang with "mrs tods hal pas" written in nail polish
Grading essays is either "this kid is the next Austen" or "please never touch a keyboard again"
Before the students turn their quizzes in, Jason asks each and every one of them, "Did you do the other side?"
Jason makes a copy of the janitor's keys and disables the security cameras so one of his students can sleep in the classroom after she was evicted. Red Hood also sweeps the halls to make sure there aren't any D-list Rogues squatting
Once a month the lesson is just naptime. He turns off the lights and tells them to go to sleep
If someone can solve Jason's Monday riddle then they don't have to do homework for a week. In unrelated news, the Riddler is apprehended after Red Hood decodes a series of cryptic clues
One kid told him "You're so old you look like you already died"
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Hell Followed With Us, Andrew Joseph White
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Dick: When I was like ten years old, there was a box of maxi pads in the bathroom and I said, "Selina, what are these?" and she said, "You put them in your underwear."
Dick: So the next morning before school, I put one in my underwear.
Dick: Adhesive.
Dick: Side.
Dick: Up.
Dick: And went to school and it was really uncomfortable.
Dick: And then I went to the bathroom to try to peel it off and that adhesive is really strong.
Dick: And I was in there a long time and the teacher came in and said, "Dick, are you okay?" and I said yes.
Dick: And then I thought maybe if I get it wet it'll peel off easier, so I went over to the sink and then the teacher came back in and she just FROZE.
Dick: I could tell she couldn't quite comprehend what she was looking at and she just turned around and left.
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Be Afraid
For Spideypool Priestfest this year I crocheted two biblically accurate angels based on Spiderman and Deadpool.
This event was a ton of fun, and I'm so happy to have been a part of it.
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