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Watched Fionna and Cake, I'm real proud of BDG for reaching Tumblr sexyman status.
#bdg#winter king#the winter king#brian david gilbert#fionna and cake#ice king#simon petrikov#adventure time#winter king fanart#you sweet summer child#you babe swaddled in the cashmere blanket of ignorance#my art#my posts
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A man looking through the veil and has a big concern. Is... is his Souji like that?? But he’s so loving and gentle... would he honestly do something so violent??
#npc: Ishikawa Ayato#Oh Aya...you sweet summer child#you babe swaddled in the cashmere blanket of ignorance
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"You sweet summer child, you babe swaddled in the cashmere blanket of ignorance, you ask too little of me."
#don't starve#don't starve together#william carter#dst maxwell#Here's the big Rule of Thumb: Magicians are always evil#fanart#art tag
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oh natsumi, you sweet summer child, you babe swaddled in the cashmere blanket of ignorance
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hey dont cry alim as out of context bdg quotes ok??
& it’s not because i’m a prude; who doesn’t love a little erotic lizard fiction??
i’m choosing to think of that as something like nuclear fission as opposed to choosing to think of it as dumb.
they are valid. & they’re wrong.
humans are traash.
[looking like he hasn’t slept in a week] let’s start with books.
hi, i’m alim surana, safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind; please address me as such.
why am i the only scholar in time break studies??
all warfare is based on deception. if your opponent is of choleric temperament, seek to irritate him. steal their hats.
the maker has cursed me for my hubris & my work is never finished.
once you got that boy under your possession, time to get real into unethical science!!
so i reached out to some scientists. ...& then none of them got back to me.
[whenever any of his friends ask anything of him] you sweet summer child, you babe swaddled in the cashmere blanket of ignorance, you ask too little of me!!
how can i be more dangerous?? what is danger??
it may seem challenging, but science shouldn’t be easy, it should be correct.
#yeah#▐█ ▌ ◇ — ( now a warden needs a hat‚ needs a hat‚ needs a hat. )#did i have a crack tag for this blog i cant remember#tbt.#in that case ig
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me @ myself: so like... are you done? is it over???
#ashe speaks#my [insert relationship here] gets on my nerves#oh you sweet summer child#you babe swaddled in the cashmere blanket of ignorance#you ask too little of ME#I get on my OWN nerves THANK you very much
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unraveled prompts warnings for adult language and throwing yourself into the sea
“HEY ___, WHAT THE FUCK?"
“Do I look like a fool to you?”
“Who the fuck is this?"
"I am my own worst enemy."
“Haha! ....What?”
“If you’re not attracted to this you’re wrong.”
"I can't go back to being ___! They’re mega lame."
"What if I'm never gonna die?"
"I'm not your friend.”
"We are terrified of things we do not yet understand."
"God has cursed me for my hubris, and my work is never finished."
“I am going to throw myself into the sea"
"Your value is not defined by the size or shape of your body...It's about what you do with the body you're given."
"Magnificent goals are worth the challenges it takes to reach them."
“I am sorry... it ended up like this!“
"I couldn't give a shit about death."
"What? Hell yeah! ...What?"
"You sweet summer child, you babe swaddled in the cashmere blanket of ignorance.”
“YOU ASK TOO LITTLE OF ME."
"And if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go throw myself into the ocean now"
"ALRIGHT ASSHOLES.”
“I want the first question on your mind to be: Am I safe to smash?"
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GG: now that im studying bio can i just say how much i wish my primary association with the words “alpha beta omega” was literally anything other than what it is :(
GG: my nutrition professor was talking about vitamins and said “the only reason you all evven knoww the wwords alpha and omega is because of sororities” and i wanted so badly to raise my hand and be like IF YOURE GONNA BE A DICK FOR SOME REAON PLEASE LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU IN DEPTH MY IMMEDIATE CONNOTATIONS FOR THOSE WORDS!! >:(
TG: im inm training to become a phlelebotonomist and @ my last class wre did blood typing asnd let me tell you when i wakked into the lab to see A/B/O writtenb in massive letters on the wjhiteboard i felt six years come off my lifgespan
EB: i only know about this in a church context. assuming this is some gay kink though knowing this web site.
TT: Oh, you sweet summer child. You babe swaddled in the cashmere blanket of ignorance.
#source: tumblr#i . dont.......know what this means#and i dont know what to look up to understand what this means either#i am .. fearful#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#submission#crionic-fu#mod dave#jade harley#roxy lalonde#john egbert#rose lalonde#eridan ampora#ask to tag#..????????????????????
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The Nein as quotes from Polygon’s Unraveled
Because @hit-it-or-crit-it urged me I totally should get around to doing this after our brief discussion on the Nein and Unraveled after my screencap redraw, here it is—
Beau: “Listen to these quotes: ‘All warfare is based on deception,’ ‘If your opponent is of choleric temperament, seek to irritate him,’ ‘Steal their hats.’”
A strong contender: “But do I regret reading the Geneva Conventions? Of course not. Knowledge is its own reward. Could I really call this an Unraveled if I didn’t spend a whole day reading 224 pages of dense legalese for no good reason? Of course I couldn’t.”
Caduceus: “And if you have bugs in your house and you make the conscious decision to WANT those bugs in your house, they aren't pests, they're pets...s.”
A strong contender was: “[authoritatively] And that is no good, is it? [earnest] Is it? I actually have... um, I'm a little confused right now.”
Caleb: “With all the spell-casting and shouting you must do as Dragonborn, who really has time to read all these books? I do. Apparently.”
I absolutely agree that “God has cursed me for my hubris, and my work is never finished.” is absolutely a Caleb quote. I hear you—I hear your questions constantly. However, is it not just the state of wizardry in which you are cursed by God for your hubris? I opted for a more specific Caleb vibe, and that is books.
Fjord: “It's very hard to cuddle with someone when there's an inferiority complex between you.”
Now, I know "But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany. ‘I am going to throw myself into the sea.’" is PEAK Fjord. I even did a quick screenshot redraw for it. But, also, this choice encapsulates WHY Fjord is going to throw himself into the sea—will someone please let Fjord cuddle every single one of his friends? Also, “I fully expect my boss, Tara Long, to put me out of my misery when I stop being useful. That's good management.” and “I know how much it would disappoint my friends if I changed my appearance.” were also strong contenders. Fjord is just, honestly, a pile of BDG quotes.
Jester: “[holding cat] So, here is Zuko, Barbarian class level 63. I love him with all my heart, and he loves me just the same. [gets whacked in the face by cat]”
Folks probably expected the one about cults: “And before you get upset with me saying, ‘Brian, aren’t you just starting a cult?’, look at this question answered by cutegirlcorr! Technically speaking, religions and cults are the same thing!” But, I can never turn down a good Sprinkle joke. And it feels like it better captures Jester’s energy.
Molly: “If I can't be accurate, I sure as hell am gonna be extra.”
A strong contender: “They'll see me as an artistic genius that's right and incomparably handsome.”
Veth: “[exasperated laughter] The Red Bull's wearing off.”
Veth is just the entire video where Brian searches for the hottest Castlevania monster. Just pick any quote out of that video: “[holding up image of Slogra] If you're not attracted to this, you're wrong.”, “That hyena can get it!”, “If someone comes up to me and introduces themselves to me as Duke Mirage, my pants are already off.” But, I feel the exhausted oh shit of this choice better captures Veth outside of her being thirsty for Mr. Minotaur.
Yasha: “When I was a kid, my mom thought I had a nutritional deficit because I kept wanting to eat mushrooms so much, like I only ate mushrooms for a whole week.”
A strong contender: “And finally we are cutting all of the recipes that include monster parts because we all know the true monster is man. [long stare into camera] And cannibalism is frowned upon in New York.” I just felt the chosen more captured the almost dead-pan and strange whimsy Yasha has.
Bonus:
Essek: “Why does no one understand the time break except for me, Brian David Gilbert? Why am I the only scholar in time break studies?”
Strong alternatives are “And if you'll excuse me, I have to go do my dark bidding in these spreadsheets.” and “That starts in stage one of all villains: you have to be contacted by a future version of yourself.”
Yeza: “Acid man was meant to be a chemist. What's he good for, titrations? [beat] That's a chemistry joke.”
Trent: “Once you've got that boy under your possession, time to get real into unethical science.”
The Bright Queen: “You sweet summer child. You babe swaddled in the cashmere blanket of ignorance.”
Dairon: “‘When you love what you do, you never work a day in your life,’ but that’s bullshit. I love what I do, and let me tell you something—I’ve worked some days.”
Yussa: “Come on in. Hope you're not as big of an asshole as the past few of your friends.”
#long post for ts#Critical Role#Critical Role things#Sorry lmao it's such a long post but I didn't wanna cut down my commentary bc I'm wordy
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Keralis: Tango! Beautiful! I’m building a iron farm right now, can you help me?
Tango: Oh... You sweet summer child. You babe swaddled in the cashmere blanket of ignorance. You ask to little of me.
#hermitcraft#polygon unraveled#incorrect quotes#tangotek#keralis#bdg#yeah... im doing it... not sorry
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BDG’s Unraveled - sentence starters
1. “No one wants to hear my opinion. Which is why I am not expressing an opinion, I am stating a fact!”
2. “You sweet summer child. You babe swaddled in the cashmere blanket of ignorance. You ask too little of me.”
3. “I am going to throw myself into the sea.”
4. “Magicians are always evil.”
5. “There’s Red Bull in this mug.”
6. “Technically not murder. Definitely bad.”
7. “We should make that creepy animatronic robot sentient.”
8. “The Red Bull’s wearing off.”
9. “How dare you jettison my gift!”
10. “You should be wary of anyone who builds their personality around swords.”
11. “If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go throw myself into the ocean now.”
12. “Why are vampires always the hot monster? Isn’t it someone else’s turn?”
13. “Yes, I know my hair smells great. I’m trying to sleep.”
14. “I love dogs! Literally nothing’s going to get done today.”
15. “If I can’t be accurate, I sure as hell am gonna to be extra.”
16. “It looks like a slice of brain.”
17. “Never change. Stick to what you know. Don’t try and get better in life. Those are the things I learned today.”
18. “Humans are real squishy, really, when you think about it.”
19. “_____, take fucking notes! I just saved your ass with MONOPOLY!”
20. “God has cursed me for my hubris, and my work is never finished.”
21. “I hear your questions constantly. They come to me in my dreams like a prophet receiving visions from an angry god.”
22. “Now that you’re jazzed and ready to go, time to fail.”
23. “You don’t have to be good at cooking to do this, you just have to be good at arson.”
24. “This whole god-damned suit is so tight. I feel like a Christmas ham.”
25. “That’s impossible! It should be impossible! There has to be an answer here, and I don’t see it, and that’s not fair!”
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Rachel: Now that I'm studying bio, can I just say how much I wish my primary association with the words "alpha beta omega" was literally anything other than what it is
Rachel: My nutrition professor was talking about vitamins and said, "The only reason you all even know the words alpha and omega is because of sororities", and I wanted so badly to raise my hand and be like "IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A D*** FOR SOME REASON PLEASE LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU IN DEPTH MY IMMEDIATE CONNOTATIONS FOR THOSE WORDS"
Mikey: I'm in training to become a phlebotomist, and in my last class, we did blood typing. And let me tell you, when I walked into the lab to see A/B/O written in massive letters on the whiteboard, I felt six years come off my lifespan.
Kate: I only know about this in a church context. Assuming this is something inappropriate, though, knowing this website.
Steph: Oh, you sweet summer child. You babe swaddled in the cashmere blanket of ignorance.
#incorrect quotes#life is strange#lis#um. ask to tag#mildly crass#rachel amber#mikey north#kate marsh#steph gingrich#lis bts#before the storm#swearing#queue
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⤷ Brian David Gilbert Prompts
things Polygon’s Brian David Gilbert has said
“I’m not your friend, and you have no say over what I do with my body.”
“Technically, not murder. Definitely bad!”
“What better way to show your dedication than to be literally shot from a cannon?”
“You don’t have to be good at cooking to do this, you just have to be good at arson.”
“Why spend hours of time in therapy confronting your flaws, when you can just touch this dog man?”
“It’s not because I’m a prude. Who doesn’t love a little erotic lizard fiction?”
“Buckle up, this is going to be a fun presentation!”
“God has cursed me for my hubris, and my work is never finished!”
“Big rule of thumb: magicians are always evil.”
“No one likes a nark.”
“Now that you’re jazzed and ready to go: time to fail.”
“You guys remember those things…those little rules that stop you from committing war crimes?”
“I don’t need any more reason to be afraid of looking at myself in the mirror.”
“The desolation of…working at a job!”
“Ask yourself, ‘Am I holding my pet rat back from their true ambitions?’ The answer is always yeah.”
“You sweet summer child. You babe swaddled in the cashmere blanket of ignorance. You ask too little of me.”
“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go throw myself into the ocean.”
“When you walk into an unknown space, I want the first question on your mind to be, ‘Am I safe to smash?’”
“Oh, look at Gordon Ramsay over here, making warm milk.”
“Clowns don’t serve a purpose.”
“He already feels bashful, you didn’t need to pants the man!”
“Surprise! I lolled you into a false sense of security!”
“I couldn’t give a shit about death.”
“Hey, bucko, I think what you don’t understand is basic storytelling.”
“But are you happy, with just those two versions of yourself? You shouldn’t be, ‘cause you’re a villain!”
“But isn’t that what we want as gamers? To be disappointed?”
#pronouns can be changed to your liking!#bdg prompts#brian david gilbert prompts#brian david gilbert#youtuber prompts#polygon#polygon prompts#writing prompts#writing#sentence starters#prompts#wholelottaprompts
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Nora: Ah, I love the smell of fresh laundry! Now I can enjoy my light red jammies in piece.
Oscar: Um, Nora? About your pajamas...
Nora: Yeah?
Oscar: Uh, I was just wondering if you know, that, uh... Jaune can you help me out?
Jaune: (Sighs) He wants to know why you call your pajamas light red when they're clearly pink.
Nora: Oh, not this again! I already told you, Jaune-Jaune! You're color-blind because this is clearly light red! I mean, why would I have pink pajamas?
Oscar: I mean, isn't that what girls go for? Pink?
Nora: (Sighs) Oh, you sweet, summer child. You babe swaddled in the cashmere blanket of ignorance, your mind is as narrow-minded as Jaune's eyes are color-blind! My pajamas aren't pink, they're light red!
Jaune: Nora, they have a color for light red, and it's called pink!
Nora: (Scoffs) I hate arguing about this. (Walks away) I'm not getting into this again!
Oscar: So it's not pink?
Jaune: It is, she's just too stubborn.
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what are the tradwife infertility and tapeworm posts :fear:
you youthful soul, you babe swaddled in the cashmere blankets of ignorance
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You sweet summer child, you babe swaddled in the cashmere blanket of ignorance, YOU ASK TOO LITTLE OF ME.
Elluka Clockworker, probably.
#misc#elluka clockworker#incorrect evillious#incorrect quotes#source: unraveled#queue of the glass#mod irina
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