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ladcedes · 5 months

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two wheels

george russell x biker!reader, social media!au

summary george's new girlfriend seems way too cool for him and the fans just cannot believe it

notes bit of a longer one here (what is a plot) but i just wanted to do something fun since it's the winter break. and i love poking a bit of fun at my favs

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yourusername that's my party people! 🍾

10 December 2023

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yourbestfriend for the record, everything that happened after 9pm is completely yn's fault

⤷ yourusername sooo r u still up for next week?

⤷ yourbestfriend @/yourusername 100%

⤷ yourfriend1 yn is the reason why you shouldn't drink and drive 😭

nadissodone HOLDDDDD IT 🚨🚨 george liked this post

⤷ 44formula but he wasn't tagged soo??

⤷ goatmilton what is a polar bear doing in arlington texas 💀💀💀

champagneshower no way 4th slide is george tho

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⤷ jadedtrack it does kinda look like him tbf

4strobaby yn ma'am could you please confirm whether or not you have a boyfriend

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⤷ 4strobaby GUYS SHE LIKED THE COMMENT THIS MIGHT MEAN SOMETHING

⤷ unevilincorporated OMG WAIT @/yourusername does that boyfriend happen to be f1 driver george russell???

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⤷ unevilincorporated BOTH HER AND GEORGE LIKED THAT ONE???? IT DEFINITELY MEANS SOMETHING

⤷ maroon.jpg @unevilincorporated yall are crazy why are we playing ouija board with comment likes 😭😭

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georgerussell63 Pretty good start to winter break ❄️

p.s. thanks danielricciardo for the wine

18 December 2023

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danielricciardo Hope you guys enjoyed the wine!

⤷ yourusername the wine was a banger, will 100% be getting more

⤷ tracklimited @/yourusername oh yeah she basically just confirmed that they're together 💀

oceanblvd im almost positive that's yn's helmet theyre really not trying to hide it anymore

yourusername • 3hrs ago | georgerussell63 • 2hrs ago / 20 December 2023

you replied to georgerussell63's story:

i'm taking u out on another one tmr and u can't say no babe

georgerussell63:

what if i do say no?

you:

u can't. i'll kidnap u and throw u on my bike

georgerussell63:

i could run away

and i think mercedes will have something to say about that

you:

don't worry, i won't keep you for too long

besides, the team loves me

they'll let me off the hook

georgerussell63:

i don't like how i can't argue with that

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yourusername i should be playing in the winter snow, but imma be under the mistletoe (with youuu)

25 December 2023

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lilymhe nobody tell her it wasn’t snowing in london last night

⤷ yourusername i wouldn’t have known anyway tbh

⤷ pierregasly @/yourusername too busy?

⤷ georgerussell63 @/pierregasly we can’t disclose that i’m afraid.. the nda and all that 😂😂

⤷ brockenclocks @/pierregasly why is pierre always at the scene of the crime 😭😭

⤷ certifiedlvrgrrl @/georgerussell63 george wtf do u mean by the nda

mercedesamgf1 Merry Christmas from the team!

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yourusername • 2hrs ago / 28 December 2023

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yourusername starting the year off in the beautiful south of france 💋

📸 1&2: georgerussell63

4 January 2024

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georgerussell63 i think i should get credits for the 4th pic too since it was taken on my phone

⤷ yourusername georgie please just let it go 😭

⤷ georgerussell63 @ yourusername you took 50 pictures before letting me leave the bathroom and i was only in half of them.

⤷ yourusername @ georgerussell63 they're for ur personal collection 😘

⤷ moonriver @ yourusername PERSONAL COLLECTION????

⤷ sativaur @ yourusername "personal collection" yn im going insane

fonedance yn you're so fine please break up with ur bf i can treat you better than he ever will

⤷ cuntlonso realest thing i've read all day 😭😭😭

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georgerussell63 A refreshing little getaway to start the year

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4 January 2024

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jadedfc the way his arm wraps around her in their pics im sosoo sick

⤷ rollemodel he lowkey shut down all the haters with it too

⤷ sunburnns that should be me pls

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yourusername trying out a couple extra wheels...

16 January 2024

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yourbestfriend coolest girl itw ⚡️

lilymhe so the final verdict on 2 vs 4 wheels is...?

⤷ georgerussell63 4 wins

⤷ yourusername @/georgerussell63 hell no it's obviously 2 🙄

⤷ georgerussell63 @/yourusername think that's because you lost by an entire lap?

⤷ yourusername @/georgerussell63 as if you didn't almost fall off the bike!! u're also biased

⤷ georgerussell63 @/yourusername why don't we just agree to disagree?

⤷ yourusername @/georgerussell63 you just don't wanna admit i'm right

⤷ motogp @/georgerussell63 @/yourusername🍿🍿🍿

⤷ lilymhe @/motogp pass me some, too

⤷ alex_albon @/motogp me 3

gr63stan their arguing is so adorable 😭😭

mercrarri yep i still think she's way too cool for him

⤷ landoshelmet ikr she's such a badass and he's... there

⤷ pastrydish literal she's everything and he's just ken

⤷ 4lbons she already said leave the man alone damn 😭😭

maiadrsh george russell has to be the luckiest man alive

⤷ yourusername more like sexiest man alive

⤷ alex_albon @/yourusername i did NOT need to see you say that today 🤢

⤷ georgerussell63 @alex_albon you'd better believe it 😎

⤷ alex_albon @/georgerussell63 not today, not for a single one of the past 15 years we've known each other, and not ever

⤷ yourusername @alex_albon sincerely, even i doubt that second part

⤷ silverstoned what is yn insinuating in these comments 🤨

an: i feel like every time i post a new smau i level up and introduce new formatting. also comment tags r weird bcs i wna avoid tagging real users and it irks me

bonus:

yourusername • 12hrs ago

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georgerussell63 replied to your story | 16:44

"but you love me more"

"right?"

you | 16:45

"hmmmm i gotta think about it"

"i'll tell you tomorrow?"

georgerussell63 | 16:46

"..."

"i can't believe i might lose to a bike 😐"

you | 16:46

"jokes 😭"

"would you pick your car over me, though?"

georgerussell63 | 16:48

"no comment"

you | 16:49

"george."

georgerussell63 | 16:51

"i love you"

you | 16:52

"i'm coming over"

#george russell x reader #george russell smau #george russell #george russell fanfic #george russell imagine #formula one #f1 #f1 x reader #f1 fanfic #formula one fanfic #formula 1 x reader #george russell x you #alex albon #george russell social media au #f1 smau #george russell one shot #f1 one shot

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lovingyoulovinme · 11 months

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charles leclerc x reader & past!lewis hamilton x reader

in which charles starts to date lewis hamilton's ex girlfriend

this part will focus mostly on y/n and lewis's relationship/break up with following parts focusing on her relationship with charles

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lewisupdates Lewis and Y/N tonight at their friend's birthday party!

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user1 mom & dad 🥰

teamhamilton they are GLOWING

user2 the way there were breakup rumors up and down the tl last week...thank god

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user3 they fight break up allegations every 6 months 😭

ynsgf i love them so much 🫶

June 5, 2021

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yourinstagram family 🫶🏽🌅

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lewishamilton My love ❤️

user4 im crying please get married already

ynfan MOST BEAUTIFUL EVER

user5 lewis looks so happy!!!!!!!! thank you for ur service y/n

yourfriend does he have a brother

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yourinstagram @/nicolashamilton

yourfriend I WAS JOKING

mercedesamgf1 You twooooo 😍🥹

June 28, 2021

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yourinstagram tour officially started last night at msg!!!! it's a long oneeeee but i'm so excited 🥹

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ynstan SEE YOU IN TWO MONTHS BABY

lewishamilton ❤️‍🔥

thegarden Miss you already 🫣

user6 cant believe we're gonna be deprived of y/n and lewis content for so long 💔

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ham44 manifesting he has time in-between races to go to some of the shows

user7 the way i fear we're gonna get breakup rumors once again

August 1, 2021

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yourinstagram wrote a song :) what if i told you i'm releasing it on friday :)

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user8 lewis not in the comments or the likes...who else is scared rn

bellahadid got your back forever 🫂💕

yourfriend user, what a loser

ynstan these comments from her friends...im gonna throw up what is going on

user9 YESSSSSSSSSSS

hamiltonyln her and lewis both deleting posts of each other and now she's releasing a song in the middle of tour it's so over

August 31, 2021

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yourinstagram thank you for all the love you've given to what a lie, the tour, and to me 💌 grateful for everyone in my life that helped me get through the last few months ❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️

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yelyahwilliams queen of the world

loriharvey 😍😍😍

cullen_angela Proud of you 🤍

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ynstan angela still supporting her 😭🫶

ham44 as she should

user10 charles leclerc liking this???? wtf is a polar bear doing in arlington texas

yourfriend we are grateful for YOU

user11 no guys fr do her and charles know each other

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ynfan shes been to a million races they've prob crossed paths a few times

November 4, 2021

a/n: i swear i don't have some horrible obsession with having the reader cheated on 😭 the song inspired me with choosing what would be the downfall of their relationship and that's it i SWEAR. not sure how many parts this will have but enjoy for now and thank you for 1.5k followers it means the world 🫶🏽

#f1 x reader #f1 imagine #charles leclerc instagram au #charles leclerc x reader #charles leclerc fanfic #charles leclerc imagine #lewis hamilton x reader

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slainesthrone · 4 months

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Those are bear paws. Federation's workers are polar bears.

I have money on the fact we will learn wtf the book that people found the break room meant "Polar Bear syndrome" is.

Or the fact the eye island workers go to full out war but it would be nice to find out something that ties to something a bit older.

#qsmp

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hyperfreaksating · 3 months

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Ok ok I was wondering. What are the love languages of your ships? Redbomb or the band polycule. I feel like Osha love language is physical contact but I really can't see what it could be for those uglies messes called Trafalgar D Water Law and Buggy The Star Clown.

Love your work! ♥

Oooook now that's something I was starved to think about for a long time SO thank you so much (and thank you for loving my work!!! I'm glad that my completely delusional manic attacks aren't totally useless)

SO. FIRST. Easy one : Redbomb.

Let's evacuate the joke already their principal love language is throwing insults to each other and arguing and then fuck and repeating the cycle.

BUT more deeply : Buggy love language is mostly acts of service & gifts. It's kinda surprising at first because he obviously do it all over the top. AND he's pretty bad at it. Like, when Red get really sick, he spent hours in the kitchen making her what he thinks is the most comforting food ever. But you know, Blaze cooking skills were inherited from him, so she end with a plate full of Cheerios, smashed potatoes, cheddar and knackies (wait. Are knacki a thing outer UE?? those are really bad quality industrial sausages for the record), and her beloved husband looking at her all proud like "♥ 😁 I made that!!". And he spoils his kids with really outrageously expensive gifts. (Skye abuses it a little sometime)

Red' love language is mostly words of affirmation! Acts of service too but unlike buggy she's skilled with it. Her major flaw with that would be that she's offering acts of services even when people she loves don't act for them. Mommy style you know ? Wipping something on Rory's cheek with her thumb in front of his very first boyfriend.

For the record : Rory love language is he don't have any because he hates everyone act of services, Skye's is offering gifts & quality time, Blaze's is physical touch! (which can be dangerous with his devil fruit powers)

NOW. BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE THIS IS GONNA BE HEAVY. The worst polycule of all time is entering the chat :

G.R.O.A.R LOVE LANGUAGE

I'll try to make it short because I could write a fucking THESIS about them SO. I think that they all have kinda different love languages according to which relationship we are talking about you see ? Like :

Osha x Law : Osha love language is physical touch (as in: big bear hugs that break his spine every time) and acts of service (as in: they make sure he eats, drink, and bring him to the vet like the injuried cat he is. Oh and they're also Law's biggest protector. Always saving his damsel in distress ass. On the other hand I FIRMLY believe that Law love language is quality times AND, for Osha, and only for Osha (and maybe a bit for Bepo - NOT A LAWBEPO ACCOUNT plz love language like for his best friend who is also a polar bear, which is pretty rad if you ask me, would a loser have a polar bear??) act of services. Quality time as in : he just loves spending lazy afternoon lying on their lap with a bong ranting about the stupidity of everyone around him. Act of services as in : one day Osha's bakery oven was broken and he replaced it as a surprise, without telling them anything. This kind of thing you see? They never really confessed and they totally deny they are dating but - come on. Guys. That's obvious.

Osha x Kidd : what's going on between them like - nobody knows. They are bad for each other. No. Kidd is bad for Osha. Are they dating. Are they like... friends? with benefits? but the benefit isn't sex??? Wtf. Anyways : their love language is physical touch and quality time, but not like for Osha x Law, more like: Shrek and fiona fighting in this clip

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Law x Kidd : "AHAHAHA love language! as if we LOVED each other??? we fuck and that's all. Friend...ship? with this pathetic loser? URGH DON'T KIDDING ME" - anyway Law shows Kidd affection by quality time, and here quality time means "I'm not as unbearable as usual when I'm with you" while Kidd love language is... idk, bullying? physical touch but like slapping his back really hard and stuffing him in a locker? scruffing him and yelling "hey that's MY twink è_é I'm the only one allowed to hurt MY twink è_é"

KiddKiller *chief kiss* The only stable relationship in this polycule. Which means... a lot, look at them. ANYWAY - Kidd love language toward Killer is words of affirmations, like, it's canon, look at the anime. Look how he talks about him. "WHO DID THIS TO MY BUDDY?" aaaah *cry and sobb* (didn't get there in the anime yet but was totally spoiled this scene and I KNOW I'm gonna cry my ass out). But since Kidd has the vocabulary of a 14 y.o it's still complicated. "brooooo you're like peanut butter to my jam". AND of course Killer love languages are act of services (understand : following him everywhere and protecting his ass and being his only braincell).

LawKiller & OshaKiller aren't really a thing in this AU soooo we're gonna put them aside.

Also this post is already too long.

anyway THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS ASK. ♥

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fruitless-vain · 3 months

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Fun outing!

Busy Sunday so lots of “PUPPY!!!! Oh my god SERVICE DOG!!!!!! It’s so CUTE!!!!” Which Yoshi ignored entirely, pretty good pedestrian-wise with everyone not talking right to her, giving us space, and talking to me instead. No issues there super good. Lots of kids everywhere, lots of respectful parents, and one particularly cute kid who stood against their parent waving at her going “haaaaaaaiiiiii”

Yoshi was super peppy and happy, she was a bit more distracted than I like but was quick to refocus and didn’t fully get distracted by anything. Just more staring forwards scenting than I prefer typically. But she was still ultimately attentive, alerted accurately, etc. and ended up with really solid long durational focus happening at the end which was so beautiful.

Went for an hour and didn’t really see a dip in energy level, usually by the end of the hour I can see her getting a bit tired but she maintained the same energy throughout.

Found a full body polar bear mount free standing in a store so we worked around that thinking that it might concern her. Nope. Didn’t care. Had a laugh with a worker about that, survival skills lacking- will approach very large predators without hesitation

Hit a few new stores to practice entering stores with unfamiliar smells which she maintained a solid heel, no floor sniffing, just a bit more looking around and scenting the air as we go which is pretty much what I want for new locations. Get the info you need without impeding on the environment and losing focus entirely.

Had a bit of a sour note with a guide dog handler who I think assumed that Yo was fake bc of her size. They just dead stopped a distance away and glared at us, we were standing in a spacious opening by escalators just taking a break with Yo in a down. She looked at the dog and refocused immediately completely relaxed and couldn’t care less. But they were clearly unhappy with Yoshi being there so I just opted to take the escalator up and move out of their way. Didn’t see them again after that.

Can’t take it too personally because I do also go out of my way not to get close to other teams- why make it more difficult if it doesn’t have to be and I don’t know if your dog will be a problem even if it doesn’t look like it at the moment. But the dirty glare was just unnecessary and there was ample space to go around us so it really felt like they wanted to be an ass on purpose which is just unfortunate.

After that someone was screaming in the lobby causing a scene for long enough that a crowd formed by the balcony to stare down at wtf was happening. Thankfully we were upstairs and not near this situation but it was good exposure to arguing in this setting for Yo so positives I suppose

#Yoshi #working

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persephoneflowerpetals · 9 months

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Despoina- unmarried wine aunt who has a love for horses and could have flings but ultimately doesn't see herself married

Persephone- married older sister with husband, career, and kids and manages to take care of it all

GSJDGDJDH YES OMG THAT’S SUCH AN ACCURATE DESCRIPTION OF THEM LOL

Yeah, I can totally see Despoina being the type that doesn’t see herself settling down with anyone. She’s just happy being free and single lol. Actually, I was thinking of that one skit from that Disney channel show from the 2010s “So Random” with the Australian supermodel Angus and his girlfriend who is oddly attracted to him despite him being so weird lol and her friends are just like “dude wtf how do you find this weirdo attractive??” 😂 and I was thinking like maybe at some point Despoina had this really odd boyfriend or something that she found super attractive for some reason and she just sits there and introduces him to Hades and Persephone bragging about him the whole time while he acts like a weirdo and they’re just like “….oh…okay….why tho???” 😂

Also she TOTALLY gives off “wine aunt” vibes 😂 she’s pretty much the last person Persephone and Hades will go to if they need a babysitter because she isn’t all too fond of the kids lol. She doesn’t hate them, of course, she just isn’t a huge fan of kids (especially since they’re Persephone’s kids). Oh and yeah I feel like Despoina would be a horse fan too lol. Personally I feel like she’d be a bigger fan of arctic/winter animals like snow leopards and polar bears since she’s the goddess of winter and all lol, but yeah.

And yes Persephone is just the total girlboss lmao. A wife, a mother, and a working woman lol! I feel like Despoina holds even more resentment against her once she’s married with kids because she’s low key jealous of how happy she is with her “perfect life” despite being married to the most hated god on Olympus.

#ask #anon ask #hades #despoina #persephone #zagreus #melinoe #macaria #rambles #long ramble #hercules movie/series au

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girlwholovesturtles · 4 months

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Opening with Nikola immediately, I see. Why do this? Oh god.

"Needs to be near us." Breekon and Hope need the coffin near? That's interesting. Also worrying that the coffin is there at all.

Nikola makes me uncomfortable. I kinda love them... They've said "Can I call you Elias?" twice now. I'm not convinced they entirely know what's going on.

Did Jon just try to say "Fuck you?" I'm smiling way too much from this episode already.

Oh god, are they gonna- oh god, they are gonna skin him.

"Can I call you Elias?" Number three.

"Do you have a preferred brand of lotion." Oh my god. This should not be making me laugh so much.

Wait, is this the episode? It is! This where the animatic came from that got me into the show to begin with! Yes!

This one!

Jon, why do you sound more annoyed then you do afraid of this man saying he's gonna kill you? I guess when so many people are saying the exact same threat, it stops being scary after a while.

Okay, Michael or I suppose the Spiral is lies and deception. He has nothing to do with the Unknowing but he wants it to fail. Jon, fuck why he's here, ask what the Unknowing is. He doesn't want the Circus or the Archive to win?

Okay, I think I get it.

Theory before it's all said: Michael was Gertrude's assistant, he some how got taken by the Spiral, and the part of him that is still Michael resents the Archive he what happened to him. The Spiral doesn't want to be Michael anymore because it has made it's nature complicated but I suspect it can't get rid of him, for whatever reason. Okay, starting the video again.

Sure, Michael, give up a statement. I'm sure this will be very coherent and not at all filled with me going "WTF?!" constantly.

Michael Shelly... Oh, Michael here implying Gertrude is deceptive, that's interesting... what? She FEED him to the Spiral? Oh... Michael really cared about Gertrude and she used him for this.

"Is a thing evil when it simply obeys it's own nature?" That is an interesting question. A polar bear isn't evil just because it willing to hunt humans, it's just hungry. And near as I can tell, the Spiral and all these other entities, they also are just hungry in their own ways. So, maybe they aren't evil. Though that certainly doesn't make them good.

"He believed everything she told him..." Alright, me and Gertrude aren't friends anymore. But what is the Becoming, exactly?

"Okay." Jon is just giving up? I mean, I know he lives because there's like 200 episodes but...

What do you mean "It's loc-

Uh... is Michael dead? Oh, hi Helen... Yeah, I guess Michael is dead? If it could kill Michael whenever it wanted, why didn't it before? Or did it need someone to replace him? Which I guess it what Helen is for?

You're options are the door or being skinned, my guy. Make good choices.

Wait, is the Spiral cool? It's just... taking Jon home? That's pretty chill of it, given the Archive's history with it but alright.

Okay, hold up. It's entirely possibly I'm reading this all wrong but were these entities at some point just kinda vibing and Gertrude decided they all needed to be destroyed? Because that's what it sounds like to me. Like, I don't know what the Becoming is yet but it sounds like the Spiral was attempting to transition from being a thing that could never be into something that was and perhaps could even be defined. At it's very core, it sounds like these things simply wish to exist but they're so volatile that it's difficult to do so. Gertrude even wanted to destroy the Archive, the focal point of the Eye. Even though, as far as I can tell, it's only interest is to collect knowledge.

So did she just decide to go rogue and destroy all these monsters and that's why they're mobilizing like they are?

#the magnus archives #tma #live blogging #long post #episode 101

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nehswritesstuffs · 1 year

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Lackluster

My brain: write this niche ship

Me (in an Uncle Stan voice): I don’t know how to respond to this.

Also me: *writes it anyhow*

3980 words; someone said it was rarepair month, which meant this has been haunting me and idk what’s going on but now everyone else gets to suffer as well; I guess we’re talking a post-Wano AU? Maybe shoving it into what we know? You know idk; moral of the story is that these two would look good together and there’s nothing anyone can do about it; please don’t ask me about the prevailing implications of this ship bc wtf no one has time to dissect that; I feel like this ship has the potential for something really neat, but they’d have to get over a lot of other shit first in order to get it past a series of one-night stands like this

Lackluster; The Polar Tang makes a proper stop in Dressrosa after the insanity that was Wano, leading to a bit of unexpected shore leave for her captain. [Law/Viola, mature rating]

-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Okay, so, he lied.

Although Law wanted to push forward and see what was beyond Wano, he also really, really wanted to put distance between himself and the Straw Hats. Kidd as well, for that matter, but definitely the Straw Hats. Instead of going off towards the Pose’s locked reading, he had Bepo save it for later, instead going back along their prior route. There had to be somewhere for them to lay low for a while Strawhat-ya wreaked havoc, because as soon as they started again, they were liable to create an even bigger mess than before. Did Trafalgar D. Water Law wish to endanger his crew by bringing them within a Log Pose’s distance of those lunatics again? Not really.

Hence, going backwards. Just for a little bit. Strategically, as it were.

“Dressrosa? Really?” He stared at the port for a bit, then looked over at Bepo, who cowered at being caught. “You do know that I just came from here.”

“Sorry, but we all wanted to see!” the bear defended sheepishly. “It’s supposed to be a beautiful country…”

“…with beautiful women!” Shachi added. Law could feel the twitch in his lower right eyelid returning. Shachi and Penguin both appeared, ready to disembark based on the fact they were wearing clothes that were definitely not their boiler suits. “Come on—you can’t just decide that you get to have all the fun!”

“You were at Onigashima.”

“You know what the man meant,” Penguin said. In a tone—no less—as though there was no room for argument! “The guys and I all took a vote…”

“…I’m still sane, Cap…!” Ikkaku shouted from the back of the crew. Penguin closed his eyes and winced.

“…the guys, Ikkaku, and I all took a vote and, aside from the lone dissenter, we decided it’d be good to hang around Dressrosa for a few days. You said we should figure it out.”

“Yeah, but…”

“…and we figured it out,” Shachi finished. “C’mon—it’s not even like they’re worried about anything now that they’re cleaning up and it’s after the Levely. Live a little.”

“I hate you.”

“Heh—no you don’t.”

At that, most of the crew went and disembarked onto dry land, leaving only Law and the ones who already seemed to have drawn first lots. How long had they been planning this? He stood there for a moment feeling rather defeated before heading down below, because if he was going to be wandering around Dressrosa, at least he was going to be doing so in something other than the coat he saved her in.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Sitting down at a cafe, Law sipped at his coffee and honestly enjoyed the sights around him. With sunglasses on and leaving his hat in the Tang, he felt comfortably different enough to where few people would stop and bother him. In fact, no one seemed to take notice of him at all, which was a relief. He never liked being the center of attention, all things considered, and he was glad that he could simply give off the air of someone passing through.

Trying to ignore the sight of Clione and Uni on the other side of the square attempting to chat up some ladies, Law decided to dive directly into one of the newspapers he had acquired. Plenty of things had happened since they had disappeared into Wano, and it seemed as though the surprises were almost limitless.

“Are you sure you want to trust what’s printed in that fire-starter?” Law glanced over the top of the paper and saw he was no longer alone at the table. Viola, wearing her own set of sunglasses and a surprisingly tasteful skirt-and-polka-dot-blouse outfit as her hair sat pinned elegantly in a bun. He suspected it had been hiding in the back of her wardrobe.

“There’s some actual journalism, if you know how to look.”

“The comics page?”

“Mostly in the language being used, as well as corrections,” he shrugged. “Normal, accurate, fully-respectable journalists can get things wrong, which is why such a page exists to begin with. We’re fallible that way. However…” He laid the paper down and tapped the page full of small, barely-legible text. “…and for this to be a normal amount? A full double-spread on a bad day? It’s like they put out two completely different newspapers at once.”

“Hmm… you’re not entirely wrong,” she conceded. She played with the rim of her own cup and he could feel her eyes boring into him, hidden by the tinted lenses. “Word travels fast anyhow—what are you doing back here after causing that ruckus in Wano? Here I thought you’d want to chase a certain trouble-making carnivore down.”

“As strong and chaos-inducing as he is, he’s just a kid, and I got enough annoying kids on my crew to worry about some teenager who refuses to follow a plan.”

Her eyebrows shot up at that. “So you think of him as a child?”

“An insanely powerful and charismatic one liable to stress me into going grey by thirty, yeah.”

“Hmm.”

Viola sipped at her coffee and hummed. It was a surprisingly quiet moment for a bustling street in the middle of a rebuilding country, and yet there was something about it that sent the hairs on the back of Law’s neck in shivers.

“Maybe I did underestimate you,” she chuckled, putting down her cup and placing it and the saucer aside. “Then again, much of what I heard was myth and legend over the years.”

“Much of it was unfounded, I can assure you.”

“Possibly. I’ve had a bit of time to assess you for myself as well.”

“…and…? Do I pass muster?”

“You pass… something alright.” A smile tugged at her lips, twitching the corners up coyly. “Doffy might have mourned your loss, but I see no reason to wail and shed tears.”

“Not that way, anyhow,” he quipped. He immediately regretted his word choice—the idiots in his crew (and Strawhat-ya’s, let’s be honest) were really rubbing off on him—as her smile widened.

“Is this you saying you could… satisfy my curiosity? That you’re… up to the task?”

“Your last paramour, from what I understand, still thinks he’s twenty years younger than he really is—I’m surprised he could get anything going at all, let alone sustain it.”

She let out an undignified snort and laughed—warm and genuine. “I admit it wasn’t anything aside from practical maneuvering on my end, but sometimes it’s not entirely bad doing what one must when in the correct mindset.” He shuddered, which made her laugh again. “What? Too much for your delicate sensibilities?”

“Not delicate per say; just… he’s the last person I want to think about doing that right about now.”

“Fair.” Viola stood and gazed down at him, still smirking. “Want to not think about it for a while?”

“I’d like to think of it never.”

“Then maybe I can… help your memory replace that information with something else.” She placed a hand on his shoulder and leaned down. Her voice went low and she was so close that Law could smell her perfume—Alabastian, if he remembered a prior crew pitstop correctly. “You still remember your way around?”

“Of course.”

“Then don’t disappoint me, Trafalgar Law.”

Viola let her hand linger as she walked away, passing into the crowd behind where Law was sitting. He looked and she was gone—vanished just as discreetly as she appeared.

“Hey, Captain!” Law’s attention was pulled away from Viola’s disappearing trick, Clione and Uni suddenly appearing next to his table. “What’cha doing?”

“Never you mind,” Law grumbled. He downed the rest of his coffee and gathered up the newspaper, shoving it under his arm. “I’m just going somewhere quiet.”

“You know that’s pretty impossible, right?” Uni replied.

“Yeah, I mean, why would you?” Clione asked. Law stared in deadpan silence before he cast a Room and disappeared in silence.

Fucking hell… hopefully they saw nothing.

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After quickly depositing the newspapers inside his office in the Tang and dodging more of his crew, Law used his Op-Op ability to pop around Dressrosa, doing his best to figure out where Viola went. It was his Haki that eventually found her, walking calmly on her way to the edge of the townscape. He placed himself alongside her and locked their arms together.

“What took you?” she asked idly.

“Crew—they’re a rowdy bunch at times.” He heard her chuckle and he felt the tips of his ears grow hot. “What…?!”

“At first I found it difficult to believe that your crew is so full of mirth, but it does suit you,” she replied. They were now meandering down an unpaved dirt road, fields on either side of them and trees soon approaching. “They must be what keeps you from becoming Doffy’s true Corazón material.”

“Not entirely, but it does, yes, keep things lighter in mood,” he admitted. Law returned a nod to what appeared to be a passing farmer and then tried not to scowl. “Are you sure about this?”

“I have always been able to wander amongst the people—before, during, and after Doffy’s reign,” she stated. “The overbearing threat of him has ruined your sense of trust.”

“I can’t see into people’s minds and hearts.”

“There are some things I don’t need my Devil Fruit ability for, and that is often one of them.” He glanced at her—nearly his height in those heels—and saw the wistful expression on her face. “My father’s rule has been a good one, and the people are well-aware of the sacrifices I made to subvert Doffy. They will not give us away. If anything…” She trailed off in thought, not finishing her sentence. Law waited for her to complete the thought, giving up once they were under the shade of trees.

“If anything…?”

“Oh, sorry. If anything, I think they would be glad to see me acting normal for once. You know: administering law, representing the nation amongst other heads of state, meeting people…”

“The question remains as to whether or not I’m the sort of person they want you to be meeting with.”

“I’ll take my chances.” She went off the road and onto a footpath, where she took him through the grey-barked, virgin cork trees until they came across a small house hidden from the road. He raised an eyebrow at her and she winked at him. “What? My sister and I used to come here as children. The past ten years, it’s where I came to be alone.”

“No one else knows?”

“My family, but they are all at Kyros’s today.” She unlocked the door and began to flit about the house, opening windows and letting the fresh air in. It had only one floor, with a kitchen and sitting area taking up most of the space, while two doors let off to the side—presumably a bedroom and bathroom. Viola slipped into one of the rooms for a moment and Law could peek inside, confirming his suspicions.

“This is all fairly elaborate for what I imagine is a one-time thing,” he mentioned as she exited the bedroom. She shrugged at that.

“We both deserve a bit more than an alley, and Doflamingo was never in this place.”

Ah. That explained… quite a bit, actually.

“Forget that though,” she continued. She placed her hands on either side of his jaw, thumbs brushing against his cheeks and her remaining fingers pressed against his neck, pristine fingernails gently scraping over his skin. “I want you to do precisely what you followed me here for.”

Taking that as permission, Law leaned down the small amount it took until he was pressing his lips against Viola’s. They were soft against his own and he able to taste the lip balm she used. One of her hands moved to his hair and held him firmly, allowing his own hands to wander towards her waist to settle right above her hips. She slipped her tongue into his mouth to press against his, teasing and daring for more. He complied, deepening the kiss. A moan escaped her and he grinned as he continued.

“It’s been that long?” he smirked. She pinched his shoulder.

“Shut up.”

“I think I remember you invoking a horrible image in my brain, which implied that you had been getting enough to avoid such a response.”

“I said: shut up.”

At that, Viola maneuvered Law a few steps backwards and pushed him down into a chair. He landed hard on the worn lacquered wood, hissing in irritation before he realized that she was leaning over him, hands braced on the table as she caged him in, their noses nearly touching.

“Do I make myself clear?” The irritation and surprise left his face, leaving only cockiness in their place.

“Crystal, princess.”

Finding that acceptable for the time being, Viola sat down, straddling Law’s lap as she began to kiss him again. She worked at unbuttoning his shirt as he held her hips this time, his thin fingers caressing from her upper thighs all the way to the hipbone. Once she had his shirt open and shoved off his frame, she placed her hands on his chest, feeling the tight muscle under skin and ink. He pulled her closer, bringing her chest flush with his and hiking up her skirt at the same time. As she gasped, he moved to begin kissing along her jaw, her throat, her pulse point, gently biting down before she twisted one of his nipples and made him recoil.

“Fuck!”

“No marks,” she ordered. “I can’t show up to court with love bites where just anyone can see.”

“Cover them with makeup.”

“That’s annoying, and less-than-foolproof.”

“I thought you said your people want you to… you know…”

“…the people, yes. The same cannot be said about my father and brother-in-law.”

Law cast a Room in response and snapped his fingers, making Viola’s blouse and bra relocate to another chair. Once she was rid of the garment he leaned her back and plunged his face between her breasts in order to bite the underside of her left one. She sucked in a breath through her open mouth, her entire body beginning to tremble.

Oh, he was good.

The Room still up, Law transported them both onto the bed in the other room, placing them on the edge of the mattress instead. Viola took the pin out of her hair and placed it on the sidetable, letting her hair fall down past her shoulders in dark waves. It framed her face as she brought him back up to meet her lips, shielding them both as they continued to kiss fervently. They ground their hips together as they leaned back onto the bed, with her feeling the rough trouser fabric tight around his erection, while he could smell how wet she was.

A few more moments of kissing and Viola decided to break the action, concentrating instead on slipping out of her shoes, skirt, and panties. Law did the same with the rest of his clothes, pausing as he caught sight of her entire body. It had been a long time since he had seen a naked woman outside of a clinical setting, and it wasn’t until right then and there did he realize how long it had truly been. She caught him staring and it was her turn to laugh.

“…and you were giving me a hard time,” she snorted. “You look like you might not even last five minutes.”

“I wasn’t the one bragging.”

“By teasing me…” She sat down on the bed and pulled him close to her. “…that was insinuating that you’d had better in the meantime.”

“Mmmhmm… sure…” He bent down onto his knees and began to message her thighs. “Any requests?”

“Just make it good, Trafalgar, and I trust you can use that ability of yours to clean us up properly afterwards.”

“Of course.”

He pressed a kiss against her inner thigh, then another, and another, moving up her leg until his nose was buried in soft curls as he kissed and licked at her folds, fingers helping along the way. He slid two digits into her and flexed, making the leg resting on his shoulder tremble.

“Tease me later,” she chided between breaths. He grinned again before leaning back and letting his tongue dart over his lips, taking in her salty taste. Instead he slowly kissed his way up her body, taking note of each curve as he lavished attention onto her. By the time he made it back up to her neck and jaw, her breathing had become erratic, if slightly, and he was at least slightly proud of himself for getting her so worked up so easily. With the taste of her still on his tongue, he kissed her deeply as her legs settled on either side of his hips and he eased into her in earnest.

Law’s vision went white for a moment as the hot, slick walls around him clenched. It was obvious that Viola knew exactly what she was doing from the start, but… fuck, he hadn’t been expecting that. He started up a rhythm, thrusting slowly as he coaxed little noises out of her. She felt so fucking good that he wasn’t entire certain how long he was going to last, given the distance since his prior liaison. Her back arched and her legs shook as she suddenly crashed into… something… turning her attention to him as he stopped.

“What…?” she frowned.

“Are… are you alright?”

“Yeah. I’m just…” She avoided eye contact. “…I guess I really did get by on subpar standards, didn’t I?” She gasped as he rocked his hips into hers again, punctuating the silence.

“Don’t force yourself to do what I’m here for,” he said. He picked the rhythm back up and laced his fingers with hers, holding their hands on either side of her head. Before long, both of them were riding their orgasms. Law rolled off Viola and laid on his back, gulping down air as he stared at the ceiling. “Better?”

“Yeah,” she agreed. “We’re not very good at this, are we?”

“Give me five minutes and we can practice being adults our age,” he offered. “By the end of the day, we might even be good at it.”

Something about the chuckle that escaped her suggested to him that she was amenable to that.

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Exhaling heavily, Law found himself swimming back to consciousness feeling more relaxed than he had in weeks. Wait, months? It was at least months, bordering well on years, and he was glad for it. A reach with Observation Haki let him know that the woman in his arms was also awake, though also definitely enjoying the moment. He hugged Viola a big tighter, rubbing his face between her breasts.

“You are a bit of a pervert, aren’t you?” she chuckled. She began to play idly with his hair, running her fingers through it.

“I keep it well-hidden and in-check, unlike some people we know,” he replied. He looked at the bruise that was forming around where he bit and smiled inwardly. “We could shed tears and induce trauma with this.”

“I’d rather not.”

“Fine.” He disengaged himself from her torso and sat up, scratching his neck while stretching. “Did you still need me to…?”

“Yes—take care of it,” she huffed. He first popped Kikoku into his hands—how in the heck did it land on the kitchen table; he did not remember putting it on the kitchen table—and partially drew it from the sheath. Running a scan over Viola, he found where all his genetic variables were and plucked them from her reproductive tract, disposing of it all on a nearby dustcloth.

“I’d still take a tonic and watch yourself for a bit, but at least now aftercare is not such an emergency,” he said. Sheathing Kikoku and putting her bits back together, Law looked at Viola with a wan smile. “You’re right—maybe, in another world, things could have been different between us.”

“Pity it’s not this one, because I could stand to keep someone like you around,” she agreed. She eased him back down so that they could share one final kiss before departing the nest of blankets. “If you’re ever in the neighborhood again…”

“I’m no longer a Shichibukai, remember? You really should be turning me into the Marines right now, not fucking my brains out.”

“You are a national hero of Dressrosa—that negates the bounty within her territory.”

“It doesn’t work that way.”

“Sure it does. I said so.”

“Ah… how convincing…” he snarked. “I’m sure an Admiral would love to hear that reasoning.” He gathered his clothes and began to put them back on, feeling her gaze as he dressed. She lounged in bed as she watched him, not wanting to look away. “Enjoying the view?”

“While it lasts.”

He paused at that, considering their options. “Maybe not another world, but possibly just another time frame…”

“Let’s see what that charismatic kid does to the world first, then see what cards we have to play,” she said. “Maybe, if there is a next time, I can stock the kitchen prior and we can eat literally as well.”

“Sounds like a plan.” Once he had everything but his shirt on, he leaned over Viola and proceeded to engage in a long, tender kiss. Their lips eventually separated and he exhaled heavily. “See you around?”

“In some way, yeah.”

“Good.”

After finding his shirt in the other room, Law put the garment on and left the house, sword resting on his shoulder as he made the long trek back to the port.

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It was well into evening by the time Law made it back on the Polar Tang, slipping inside without being noticed by his crew still there lounging on the deck. He made himself some coffee and grabbed some old fried rice as a snack and went back to his cabin, not wanting to be bothered as he settled in for the night. Much of the crew was likely to spend the night on land, which meant that there was going to be a peaceful, quiet few hours ahead of him.

“Oh, Captain!” He twitched as he heard Bepo call out to him, just before he was able to slip into the solitude of his quarters. The bear came up to him with some papers in-hand—of course he was going to hide in the Tang as she was cooling off and empty. “I’ve got the course plotted for the next leg of the trip. We should be able to get to where our needle set within a week of sailing, if the winds are right.”

“Sounds good, Bepo,” he nodded. Law then raised an eyebrow as he saw a puzzled look come over his navigator’s face. “Yes…?”

“You smell different,” Bepo noted. “Were you just visiting someone from when you were here before?”

“You can say that,” Law replied. All the years of practicing his mask of stoicism were coming into use as he was panicking on the inside. “Just some negotiations involving further port visits, that’s all.”

“She smells very pretty,” Bepo said. Fuck—busted. “I almost couldn’t smell it under all your sweat—it is really hot in Dressrosa, isn’t it?”

“It is very hot, yes,” Law agreed. “Let me know if something happens that needs my attention; there’s a Sora collection with my name on it in there.”

“Got it, Captain!” Bepo saluted and lumbered off, letting Law slip into his cabin and hurriedly lock the door behind him.

Too damn close… and yet… he sat down at his desk and opened the newspaper back up, seeing a photo of Viola at the Levely. Yeah… it was worth it.

#Trafalgar Law #Riku Viola #Law x Viola #Viola x Law #One Piece #fan fiction #Heart Pirates #trading in for a model fifteen years newer isn't always an upgrade #but it DEFINITELY is in this case #then again I'm pretty sure most choices are an upgrade from Doffy #I mean he's literally a Bad Touch Uncle so yeah no they deserve better #they go through 2k of buildup only for lackluster results but hey they did that I just write this stuff #Trafalgar D. Water Law

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wildcardaces · 1 year

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@ruby-static "dan PTA moment" edition!

Where man, dan really does have a bone to pick with some parents eh?

Dan: heard a parent call a kid an "indigo child"

Dan: like... oh, good!

Dan: another way for people to dismiss serious neurological issues in children!

Lily: you. You get it.

I still love to imagine there being a whole pta system and dan will occasionally just sit at them when he needs to. He immediately calls out certain parents there. Lily is just probably like "oh thank god i dont have to be the only one arguing with them now" XD

Quil and bonnie, walking one way to help join in on finding the puffles during operation puffle: oh, hey there guys

Anna and shawn, walking the other way to find and punch a polar bear in the face: Sup. You're doing amazing fellas.

I like to imagine that during op blackout there was more public help, that it wasnt just agents doing all the work. Of course the agents still looked for herbert, but they didnt have to also look for the puffles all the time too.

Aka, i can just imagine quil and bonnie immediately jumping on board to help out anna wherever they can aaaaa

Clay also joined in on the hunt for herbert, but he and shawn got trapped in a closet by him-

Shawn: huh....didnt know heaven was a broom closet.

Clay: the bitch really threw us in the smallest one.

Clay: heheh, hey wanna make herbert SUPER regret doing that?

Shawn: oh god, sure thing dude but please tell me the plan cause your expression is scaring me right now.

Shawn and clay just proceed to scream out memes in as loud as possible while stuck in there, just to make herbert go "wtf?"

And the finale!

Clay: can i get a hooooyeah?

Clay + shawn, loudly: hooOOYEAH!

Anna: did- did you lock them both in a closet???

Herbert: yes and im starting to regret it.

Herbert isnt the only one whos super confused. Anna just immediately got the meme and at the same time is also like herbert in terms of "what the fuck?"

#agent a mrs blackfeather #agent a anna #agent a quil #agent a bonnie #wildcard dan #shawn #clay #herbert p bear #club penguin ocs #club penguin oc #club penguin

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diabolikpersonals · 1 year

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the anon of yuma fighting a polar bear got me thinking about a slightly softer version--

shu telling yuma about his experience one day and yuma holding a grudge against polar bears so now he wants to fight them. he's so ready to fight a polar bear

shu: wtf are you talking about you cant just go fight a bear for that yuma: WATCH ME

and thats how he was dared lmao

awww <3

it's like, yuma is that boyfriend that takes care of bugs, and this is like an extension is that. like "my bf has trouble with bugs, it's my job to keep bugs away from him. my bf had trouble with A POLAR BEAR? clearly it's my job to go beat up the polar bear"

#text #shuuma

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heymrspatel · 1 year

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my beloved, did you know that today is

✨🐻🌷World Bear Day🌷🐻✨

a day honoring, according to google, "the mammals that have large and cute features?"

here is a polar bear for you ~

i love you very much and hope that you have the cutest world bear day anyone has ever had! 💜🌸

✨🐻🌷WORLD BEAR DAY?!?!🌷🐻✨

omg omg jessie! thank you for bringing this to my attention, i had no idea! they DO have large and cute features! have you seen their snoots? their paws? their ears?? wtf!!!

I LOVE YOU! i love that polar bear! i'm going to stare at it all day and giggle! 🥰💙🐻🐼🐻‍❄️✨

#i really did giggle when i saw this in my inbox! 1. jessie! 2. bear day! 3. polar bear peeking! 3. jessie loves me??? eeheeheehee!#I LOVE YOU!#metalheadmickey #asks

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dnd adventure 21

last time on dnd, we made moss cry by fucking up their campaign!

dess is back from eeby deeby after like 17 sessions! cam also returns from eeby deeby! dess still has the dick club! dans is happy but undyne is grossed out. dess points the dick at cam cause cam tells her to give the dick back to dans xD

dess missed so much lore lol. dans accidentally insuenitates if we kill inferno we stick him in the bag lol. we land near a town.

we tell dess our favorite town burned down. sadge. we also tell dess we killed the cult lol. the gang is kinda lost on what to do. how do we break this curse? we go to a tavern to discuss.

this town is almost all gnomes. cam is looking for snails with frog. heaps of snails! this curse is godlike and magic and stuff yeah? gotta be SOME sort of magical thing. dess: the opposite of god is a devil and we need a warlock. undyne: we have one. his god sucks. dans: *avoids eye contact* (what if the dick club had a sheathe-)

we decide against getting anymore gods involved cause its just lots of shitty gods. undyne offers to ask her god how to remove the curse but dans doubt shes gonna help us.

dess asks the bartender if any powerful magic users are around but hes distratced by the giant dick club lol. nope lol. cam and frog come back with snails. tori is memorized by the dick club lol she finally meets dess. suzy is chanting dick club lol. tori goes invisible she cant deal with this lol.

'dont you have a paladin school?' dans is uncomfy lol. 'are you sure it wasnt an imposter god?' 'maybe it wasnt god saying no' were going back to the place we got cursed to see wtf is going on.

(the curse didnt activate until tried to leave. so, it wasnt undyne? someone else activated the curse!)

we go camp for the night and head off in the morning. returning to the beginning. rockdale. undyne has pocketmoss and is going to try and get god to tell her answers lol. (moss puts undyne on voicemail sksksk)

dess says we should investigate for clues whoooo. undyne is gonna keep praying. dess didnt find anything but she finds someone with a pet bear for wrestling! they go and tell undyne about the bear xD shes so excited to wrestle the bear. polar bear?! dess casts some cold spell and undyne has the bear in a headache.

dans covers cams eyes and puts the scarf on them. dans is trying to keep cam calm. dess is wrecking undyne on accident lol. dans drags cam to tori to keep them warm. undyne tosses the bear aside and yells at dess for hitting them with snowballs!

dans teaches cam dwarvish swear words. undyne crits punches dess in the face lol. suzy failed the bear wrestle too lol. dess keeps calling undyne a baby. then she calls cam a bottom. cam strangles dess lol the noelle shaking berdly gif.

moss finally answers! cam headbutts dess in the area right under the stomach. moss says a great evil is trying to destroy everything. go kill it. says we already met 'him'.

dess: i told you my ice was a good idea! undyne: >:(

god said its not inferno darn. we keep thinking its dans but moss says its not lol. maybe jim or steve. or maybe berdly. the only person we can think of is steve.

suzy is still failing to wrestle the bear. cam is mad at dess for snow. suzy finally beats the bear. dans is panic pacing trying to figure out who the bad guy is. tori yanks suzy off the bear. dans is spiraling. undyne is still mad they didnt kill those cultists.

tori says she knows someone that might help but its a bad idea. dess: please we need help. tori: how do you feel about arch fey? undyne: whomst? dans: NONONO you dont fuck with the fey!

suzy calls undyne the evil lol. cam says it might be jim. dess says we could find a seer? tori says the arch fey was her moms patron so she might be able to help. dess and dans argue about giving undyne to the fey lol dans says no.

then we argue about murder. we narrow down who was in the party when the curse started. dans, frog, undyne, suzy, temmie, cam. i roll a 23 history check to narrow down suspects.

Jim,Steve,Lipton Mayor,Fildo,Larry, Dave,The guy with the bear,Nessie,Badgerfur,That ghost that possessed Cam that one time

roll perception check? tori fucked off?! dans clues in that shes going to talk to the FUCKIN fey. dans fucks off to go find her. dans didnt hear cam say they care about dans cause undyne was making fun of them.

dans finds her talking to trees. suzy also finds her! undyne yells at a tree to tell tori to come back. dess gives up so she smokes weed. suzy asks tori wtf. tori says shes looking for answers. cam is flirting with undyne again lol.

frog is unhappy tori is trying to call the fey. so is dans. cam keeps flirting with undyne lol. undyne sees a giant boar. they get to fight it!

tori keeps trying to contact the fey. frog wants to go to the feywild. dans thinks this is a horrible idea. cam and undyne are getting fucked up by the boar. they win and behead it.

tori says her contact didnt work. dans rolls an insight check. SHES FUCKIN LYING! dans calls her out on her bullshit. cam and undyne are bloody and eating the boar. dess shows up for some meat high af.

suzy tells tori to stop fucking lying, please. frog gives puppy eyes and dans keeps pleading. (cam and undyne still flirting) tori wont talk in front of the kids. dans has the kids go get undyne while dans leads tori away so they can talk.

frog goes to get them as dess interrupts their little date lol. cam and undyne realize their soaked in blood. cam realizes they bloodied the scarf but abandons it for frog. frog tells them tori contacted the fey.

(secret dm from kay about wtf tori is doing)

dans tells the group everything is fine, and notices the bloody scarf...he silently uses the prestigation and turns away. dess shows up and yells that tori sold her kid to the fey the little shit.

cam tries to wrap the scarf around dans but he stepped away. undyne tries to take the blame, but thats not really gonna work. dans just says hes tired. (liar.) he says they didnt do anything wrong and insists hes fine. frog tries to hug him. dans gently removes their arms, hes just tense. cam offers to teach him how to swear but is denied.

undyne changes topics and we realize suzy is gone. undyne is unsure how to go about with dans but agrees to go find suzy. we find her wandering around lost. cam is following dans around, they want to comfort him and dont know what to do.

cam tries to talk to dans but hes zoned out. cam looks sooo sad. we decide to find steve! cam is fucking hovering over dans. dans says steve IS the most suspicious person they know. (things are so sad lol)

we go into town to find steve! tori found him, hes setting up shop.

we stop here cause people gotta go and some are eepy!

#dans #dnd #dnd adventures

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reynie-muldoons · 2 years

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'A Bit of Light Chop' Liveblog!!!

HI BABES

Finally, FINALLY, I can watch episode 2. I'm so damn excited. I had a sammie, a snack, and some tea, so let's get at it.

Spoilers under the cut :))

0:30 god I love the recaps

0:39 first of all the shortcut is beautiful. Second of all this music opened so intense

0:58 "what percentage of tonage" LMAO GIRL HUH

1:05 "boat jail. Let's avoid." Solid plan bbg 😂

1:16 KATE'S FACE AGDJDJJDJD she sees pirates in a whole new light now

1:41 CAPTAIN NOLANDDDDD

1:48 okay teddy roosevelt

2:08 "elegance doesnt float either" damn all of their comedic timing and on-screen chemistry has gotten super fucking smooth

2:14 the EYEBROWS

2:35 omfg he's still going. Icon behavior

2:39 "I've always wanted to live through a mutiny." Well if you count overthrowing a whole ass school, you have lived through a mutiny 😂

2:48 CANNONBAAAAAALLLL

3:13 the first thing she thinks of for a cover story is child ghosts. how very Constance of her

3:23 ooooh water polo strikes again

4:08 nooooo they're on the ship toooo

4:22 d'awwww they're beyond formality

4:25 "I strongly request formality" this dude. THIS DUDE

4:31 damn, he counted everyone??? What's it like to be able to rely on your brain, can't relate

4:40 something about "cardinal maritime sin" really hit my funny bone

4:49 daaaamn they have a lot of trust in each other

5:07 "I need to see them walking the plank!" "Captain, that is no longer legal." LMAO THIS EXCHANGE

5:25 the opening my beloved

5:38 LMAO DOG MAN IS IN MILLIGAN'S SCREENCARD

6:31 my guy maybe you should sit down, you're not looking too good

6:38 I'm glad he sat down but damn does he look defeated 🥺

6:57 that analogy was stupid and embarrassing and he should feel stupid and embarrassed

7:05 "you're delusional and your demonstration is meaningless" THATS WHAT I SAID

7:10 "I rather liked it" I hate that that made me laugh

7:15 "well what does the blueberry represent 🧐" number two my love my baby girl, you're fucking hilarious

7:19 that was the sweetest thing ever wtf 🥺🥺 the way she immediately goes over to him and tries to help him ground himself

7:30 damn right she's no mere associate

7:46 "a word like that just fuels the cycle of anger" okay than what the fuck else is it, you plucked them out of the street and drove them to the middle of nowhere

7:58 "think of it as an opportunity" if I can think about it as an opportunity for number two to sock you in the face then I'll deal with it

8:03 "I dont want. your. tea." the PURE VENOM in her voice

8:09 THERE THEY AREEEEE

8:13 I'm kind of surprised they even have rooms, part of me thought they would just be left at the table

8:30 "I want you to get out of here" BRB CRYING SHE'S ALREADY TRYING TO PROTECT HIM

8:45 ohoooooh is it time for Constance's powers??

9:01 valid 😂

9:27 oh noooo poor Reynie

9:32 "you can choose when to connect" okay so why did you not choose to connect with Reynie all summer. Unresolved tension

9:34 GORGEOUS SHOT.

9:47 oh shit Constance backstory???

9:51 ......really? Polar bears and clowns?

10:05 for a second I thought she was throwing shade at Milligan but then I realized last year was the Institute LOL

10:31 "where are your parents?" Loaded question, guy

11:00 they both look so good stop

11:16 ooooh are they taking a fancy train??

11:25 "it's not you. Its him." LMAOOO

11:28 LLAMAAAAA. I'm overjoyed.

11:32 IMMEDIATELY RUINED BY THE CULTINESS DAMMIT

11:49 "every exit is an entrance if you think about it" whoooa they're drinking the koolaid

11:53 LMAO they just had a whole damn moment

12:05 this child looks so forlorn wtf

12:20 "they're giving color to their emotions" honey I dont know how to tell you this but every canvas is entirely yellow

12:26 ARE THEY SIBLINGS OR DATING I NEED ANSWERS

12:46 have I mentioned I love Number Two

13:05 uncanny valley vibes looking at his face

13:46 "or wait for an opportunity to present itself." "Are you talking about the bathroom?" NUMBER TWO CONTINUES TO BE THE BEST 😂😂😂

14:06 "I've seen enough" WOW. If even *he's* seen enough, you know it's bad. He's a stubborn as they come

14:20. Again, absolutely gorgeous shot

14:43 agent of chaos strikes again

15:01 "I'll look in the fruit basket" she said, intending to eat the fruit

15:04 CALLED IT LOL

15:10 Kate popping up from behind 😂😂 also how the hell did she notice that?

15:43 I know I said this last episode but I still love the shoes

15:58 awkwaaaard

16:18 uhuh, I bet you're real tired. Bet you'll need the bed for that

16:50 HAH THE SUGAR WAS ACTUALLY IMPORTANT

17:13 this poor man has seen some shit

17:55 whatever "situation alpha" means

18:12 yes please continue having this conversation at full volume in public

18:43 what on earth

19:14 i think my eyes just rolled into the back of my skull 😂

19:28 awwwww he's jelly and Constance knoooows

19:38 "you... process" even SHE knows Reynie's upset

20:07 I dont know what's happening but I like it a lot 😂

20:41 number two, poster child for beetroot powder (allegedly)

21:11 jumpscare

21:43 something something back of neck

22:23 oh NOOOOO he sees them without their "parents"

22:42 CONSTANCE HAHAHA

23:17 the bastards did it

23:20 why dont you just.. leave their suite 😂

24:36 babe maybe you shouldn't glue them to the ceiling??? Just use tape?????

24:48 OH THEYRE IN A BLIMP

24:55 is Miss Perumal giving him parenting advice?? 🥺 ohhh my heart

25:11 Milligan you're such a sweetheart omfg

25:16 Rhonda is passed tf out 😂 good for her, she must be exhausted from all the stress

25:21 LOL THE SEATBELT

25:49 damn, they've been walking a while, it's already dark. How big is this place??

25:58 I love her so much hahahaha

26:10 Number Two is canonically fueled by rage and hanger. Relatable.

26:15 SHIT I knew this was coming but still startling

26:23 is this bitch really signing copies

26:25 damnit he is

26:29 SQ!!! BABY BOY

26:29 the hell is a walkabout????

26:37 IRATE MAN IS IRATE

26:54 "we're protecting the vibe." I HATE THAT HE MADE ME LAUGH

27:08 "Nicholas, I've moved on." No you haven't, that much is obvious. And fuck you

27:24 Curtain, the vibes are rancid. Maybe you need to walk into the fence

27:35 Ohhh shit is he trying the thing on him oh shit oh shit

27:44 wtf is happening

27:57 daaamn what??

28:22 "who's actually going to benefit from all that except you??" EXACTLY. EXAAAACTLY

28:31 everyone seems to think he's jealous. Like, everyone. I really dont think he is, I think he just wants to reach his brother, really and truly, and have an actual heart to heart with him

29:08 it's the jumpscare man again

29:15 and there's the creepy again. This is really fucking weird

29:21 noooo I dont like this

29:24 they're so cute

29:51 what the fuck 😂😂😂

30:04 as if those kids dont have enough to worry about, now they have a ship crew on their tail

30:06 is he a caricaturist??? That's pretty good 😂

30:13 they really dialed up the creepy this season. Is that the polo team?

30:24 ayyy that's the reason Apollo is on Reynie's screencard in the op!!!

30:38 ayyyyy it *is* the water polo team

31:03 Reynie baby 🥺🥺🥺

31:08 "no one's gonna make fun of you." *Everyone stares pointedly at Constance.*

31:23 I really hope that they just busted down the door for the newlyweds LMAO

and that was that!! So far I'm very impressed with this season. I can't wait for the angst, and I cannot wait for the community involvement. This season will bring a juicy amount of fanfiction.

What did you guys think of this episode??

Edit from future Charity: DAMN IT I just realized there was no "roll credits" moment in this one either :(( sadge

#mbs liveblog #mbs disney+ s2 #a bit of light chop #the mysterious benedict society #charity's talkies

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