Castelo Rá-Tim-Bum, o Filme (1999)
The film tells the story of a sorcerer's apprentice named Antonino Stradivarius, a 300-year-old boy who lives in an enchanted castle with his uncles and mentors: Morgana and Doctor Victor. They await a magical moment when the planets of the Solar System align for their powers to be renewed. But for that to happen, Antonino needs to write incantations in his magic book which, after several attempts, remains blank because he just wants to have a normal life like all the other children. Throughout the story, Antonino ends up having to prevent his aunt Losângela from stealing his aunt Morgana's book of spells and taking over the family mansion.
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Vincent Price and Boris Karloff wizard duel to the death
The Raven (1963) dir. Roger Corman
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What people think D&D wizards are like:
What D&D wizards are actually like:
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Funniest bit of the dnd movie is Xenk clearly being an NPC the DM introduced for lore and plot purposes who’s a competent fighter because of course he is, his reputation and backstory require it. But whoopsies the DM made him too powerful, the whole party likes him, and now they want him to come with to fight the BBEG which will completely and utterly fuck up the encounter balance
So instead of there being any actual plot reason he can’t join Xenk just says “I can’t. This is something only you can do.” And then walks off, never to interact with the party again because the DM just knows those little shits will find a way to use their OP creation against them
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listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can't make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN
I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn't just "not terrible" it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the "a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence" classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian's last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.
I hope they make twelve of these motherfuckers.
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Listen, as someone who's favorite movie of all time is the Wizard of Oz, seeing the OG OZ gang with Dorothy's book canon silver shoes makes me fucking cry with joy.
Never in my life would I ever thought that I would see Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tin Man, Lion and Toto again on the big screen.
I am officially the happiest person in the world
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