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vossn · 6 months

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An unusual contract

#Witcher 3 #the Witcher #witcher memes #witcher shitposting #wiedźmin #żabka #the witcher games #i will not apologize this is exactly as funny as it was in my head #polblr

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pterodactylterrace · 1 year

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Geralt is almost always the little spoon.

Jaskier tends to use him as furniture, so it just kind of works out that way. Jaskier almost always initiates whatever contact they have, and Geralt just goes with it. Bard in the lap? Ok. Jaskier’s head on his chest? Fine. Jaskier rolling over and plastering himself against Geralt in the middle of the night? Why not.

Plus he can pretend he is a horsie when Jaskier is clinging to his back.

#witcher shitposting #geralt of rivia #Jaskier #kaer morons

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guinevereslancelot · 2 years

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all the best badass male fantasy heroes aren't cool bc they have a magic sword and an cool backstory btw. aragorn and geralt of rivia would be nothing if they weren't also, fundamentally, horse girls

#im right #all the best fantasy men are horse girls #aragorn and geralt of rivia are unrivaled for this #lotr #this witcher #this has been a shitpost #humor #@ the person who tagged hiccup from hotd you are so right he is literally a horse girl as well #honorable mention to arthur morgan based on the amount of ppl tagging him despite being in a dif genre. horse girl man transcends fantasy

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piinfeathers · 1 year

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netflix in about two years once stranger things and henry cavill are gone

#the witcher #netflix #geralt of rivia #henry cavill #yes i made this #i’m just shitposting through the pain at this point #somebody go save my girl anya

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hannibard · 5 days

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Interesting how all three ships my blog is centered around have this dynamic huh

#will graham #hannibal lecter #hannibal #hannigram #good omens #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #ineffable husbands #the witcher #geraskier #geralt of rivia #jaskier #photos #shitpost #crack #meme #trope #crispy

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spielzeugkaiser · 1 year

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Jaskiers beauty routine did explain a plot hole once and will do it again.

#I am done with shitposting now I AM #the witcher #geralt #jaskier #the witcher netflix #Jaskier didn't age?? Geralts new face??#Jaskiers face masks are a THING #and now back to the usual shenaningans and geraskier lovechild

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talleryn · 2 months

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Genre of show I’ve been watching recently:

“Hey you see that kid who is very cool and also very talented”

“Yeah why?”

“Yeah they’re like 12”

“OH WOW”

“Want to go traumatise them?”

“… yeah absolutely”

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madame-helen · 8 months

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twistedappletree · 15 days

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spalahmoon · 2 years

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You totally in love with male characters who have long white hair even if you know nothing about them^^

#the lord of the rings #lotr shitpost #the hobbit #legolas #thranduil #house of dragons #house targaryen #daemon targaryen #the witcher #orlando bloom #lee pace #matt smith #henry cavill #fiction #aesthetic #hot male

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pterodactylterrace · 2 years

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Hide and seek in Kaer Morhen.

Eskel always loses. He’s just too big to find any decent hiding places.

Geralt hides half heartedly for Ciri and Jaskier. He doesn’t want them to feel bad or like they can’t find him if they need him.

Ciri squeezes into the most improbable places. They found her in a kitchen cupboard one time.

Jaskier never stays hidden for long. He gets bored and wanders off. That either means he is found quickly, or very last, depending on which way he goes.

Lambert breaks the rules and hides in forbidden rooms and outside.

Vesemir doesn’t cram himself into small spaces or climb on top of things. He just finds a comfortable place to hunker down until someone finds him.

Aiden has been missing for two days now. They occasionally hear his laughing when they call out to him.

#witcher shitposting #lambert #eskel #Aiden #Geralt #Ciri #Jaskier #vesemir

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theshitpostcalligrapher · 9 months

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req'd by @feralmyth

man i have at least one of these per season

text: You can' t light me on fire just cuz you don't want a blowjob

#calligraphy #shitpost #theshitpostcalligrapher #witcher #jaskier

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iri-desky · 2 months

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KOSA IS BACK. REBLOG NOW, OR THIS MIGHT BE THE END OF FANDOM -- AND SAFE PLACES FOR LGBTQ PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2024/02/15/kids-online-safety-act-kosa-senate/

we can't let this happen. Oh no, oh no... quote a reblogger on my pinned post about this on my blog; "oh shit, the abomination has been reanimated". Indeed, while I'm a big fan of abominations, NOT THIS ONE. THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING ABOMINATION I'VE EVER SEEN. FANDOMS OF TUMBLR, UNITE.