Found a scrunkly weird little cat in an abandoned building I was fucking around in & I need you guys to help me convince Slender to let me keep it-
I named it Crumb Cake
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David Bowie really turned "Who's On First" into a song intro and we all just let it happen huh
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Batman AU where
the Jokester saves Charlie Collins from Owlman, like a sort of reverse version of The Joker's Favor.
Like, Charlie Collins becomes...The Straight Man! A third comedic vigilante to go with Harlequin and Jokester. Harley is Jokester's GF, and Charlie is Jokester's platonic BFF.
Charlie's intentionally not let into the meat of most plans because they are planned around his confusion. When the Jokester puts on stand up comedy at theaters in friendly areas of town, Charlie is the Abbott to Jokester's Costello.
Heck, maybe they put on Abbott and Costello sketches.
They develop a running gag of saying "Third Base!" whenever anyone around them says "I don't know".
Heroic Harvey Dent, interrogating an Owlman minion and yelling in his face gravelly like the trilogy Dark Knight: "WHERE ARE THEY?"
Crook: "I-I-I don't know-"
Charlie and Jokester from the background: "THIRD BASE!"
Heroic Harvey Dent: (exasperated silence, you can tell he's rolling his eyes so hard under the two-tone mask)
Crook: ....????
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I'm more than an attention whore ;3 -Doby
Begon thot! By the way can I slip you my partners number?
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I need non autistic people to realise meltdowns are a real debilitating thing that has a serious effect on your mental and physical health NOWWWWW!!! The way its been trivialized and lessened pisses me the fuck off. It's not a tantrum and it doesn't come from "being too weak-willed" it's painful and it's embarrassing AND MOST OF ALL IT'S INVOLUNTARY!! Don't claim to be an ally to autistic or disabled people and then make fun of people who have meltdowns. Literally get the hell out of my sight
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reblog to give the prev a hot chocolate with (optional) whipped cream and marshmallows
[Doesn't apply to Harry Potter fans, no hot chocolate for you. JKR is an irredeemable bigot]
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Are there any other trans pastas?
Yeah!
I know Nina is trans, so is Ben, LJ is Dollgender, EJ is nonbinary
No one in this house is cishet i swear, lol
Even Slender is agender-
We're all queer here <3
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"before you stop a customer from shoplifting, consider they may really need the item and can't afford it"
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dm'ing a mutual you've never interacted with one-on-one is so embarrassing like. hi.... im sorry. you can kill me if you want... can i have your discord..... if not.. feel free to shoot me down where i stand... im sorry.. i'll leave..
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why should palestinians have to leave behind their land because israel wont stop killing them. why should anyone have to leave behind their life and memories and sentimental value just because an aggressor is left unchallenged. please think this sentiment through and delete it from your thoughts. instead of blaming an oppressed people for living in a hostile land, ask who is making that land hostile to live in.
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Bisan is calling for another global strike!
I saw some posts just outlining Jan 21st, and wanted to clarify that Bisan has called for a full seven days of action.
What a global strike would look like is:
calling in sick to work
purchasing bare essentials ahead of the week so you can observe the general boycott of goods / buying as little as you genuinely can
putting in a concerted effort to elevate Palestinian voices and make it clear that this strike is in support of a permanent ceasefire!
For those who will have to purchase necessary goods during this time, please observe the brands that the BDS movement is asking us to boycott!
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Right now is also a good time to mention some better uses for your money during this week.
Available e-sims in Gaza are running low!!
Mirna El Helbawi and her team are working round the clock to continue to connect Palestinians as Israel does its best to cut them off from the rest of the world.
You can learn how to purchase and send e-sims here, and below you’ll find a list of what is currently needed (the areas in brackets indicate what region you should select to buy e-sims in).
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CareforGaza is an organisation that does verifiably good work, distributing supplies directly to Palestinian families.
They have a Gofundme set up at the moment, but because of Gofundme’s poor track record regarding refusing to transfer funds to Palestinians, I’d recommend continuing to donate directly to their PayPal here.
Good luck to all of you. Don't turn away from Palestine!
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