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The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears
I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out
WORKIN' HARD
HARDLY WORKIN'
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Listening to the Fallout 4 soundtrack and.... LYNDA FUCKING CARTER?!?!?
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I need a lemonade so badly right now water isn’t enough I crave the vitamin c and sugar combo
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could this meeting be a zoom?
could this zoom be a phone call?
could this phone call be an email?
could this email be a text?
could this text be unsent?
could we in silence retreat to the forest?
could we, by game trails & forgotten paths, vanish into the trees?
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and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally
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being in a kink relationship is the funniest thing in the world sometimes. i told him as a reward for being a good boy, he could pick anything he wanted to do. no limits, no questions. sexy or not. if he said he wanted to go to wonderland next week, i would've called in sick to work and paid for the whole day. i was expecting something kind of big! something i would have to put planning into! maybe even something i'd have to be like "well that might not be possible, but we can try...?" i've been budgeting for over a month just in case!
but instead he just sent back "i wanna be your table" and this emoji
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love LOVE being brought along. born to be taken with. wherever youre leaving to invite me. buy two tickets always. spare me a seat give me a reason to journey and yourself to do it with im always in. rather die than wave from a station or walk out of a terminal not having flown there but driven
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these are the best cards on the planet and no one can tell me otherwise
(etsy)
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You played Zelda's Lullaby.
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The Call-Leader, Elwood, Indiana, May 21, 1915
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I've received asks on the topic a few times so I think I'd like to address the subject as clearly as I can
Okay, so like. You're on vacation, right? And you decide you want to go swimming. And you could go to a pool, or a lake, or the ocean, or the river. Wherever you want. And you see on the map that there's this one place called The Alligator Hole.
So you go there, and there's a sign on the shore that says "WARNING: ALLIGATORS", right? And you decide to go in. And when you get there, there's alligators. So you get out!
But then you go back in, with a stick, and you start hitting the alligators.
Because you don't want alligators where you're swimming!
And the impulse is understandable, because lots of people don't like swimming with alligators. Alligators are scary. Being in the water with alligators can be very stressful and damaging for people who aren't prepared to deal with alligators.
But at the same time, you must understand- there will probably always *be* alligators. Hitting a few with a stick probably won't eradicate them from the planet. There are SO MANY alligators! All over the world! And the vast majority of them will never ever hurt any swimmers!
And at the end of the day, nobody pushed you into The Alligator Hole, right? You saw a place literally called The Alligator Hole and decided that you wanted to go in there, and then you made life miserable for all the alligators.
Sure, there are places you like to swim where alligators probably shouldn't be- like suddenly, in your bathtub, uninvited and unwelcome, in the middle of the night- but alligators have to go *somewhere*, you know?
So if there are going to be alligators, no matter what, and we don't want to be surprised by them, then isn't it nice that we have places like The Alligator Hole
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My university’s email system was telling me WARNING THIS EMAIL MIGHT BE A PHISHING SCAM and it was just one of my professors rescheduling our last class so we don’t get in the way of a scheduled protest on campus
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As a guy who has had (virtual) sexual interactions with other men, Batman and the Joker are very much two Types:
Joker does crime openly because he enjoys it and/or it gives him power and/or it's an act of rebellion against society
Batman does crime, but he has a million justifications for why he's not REALLY a criminal
(In this analogy, crime = gay sex)
I refuse to read the article or watch the movie. Instead, I will simply believe that the otherwise straight Joker decided to have gay sex just this once
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