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if you guys knew how many amazing ideas i had you would be so impressed. and so disappointed that i will never ever act on them
#what ideas am i talking about?#well uhh umm uhhh uhhhhh-#the. the otagakure as ghost bc. yeah that thats a good one-#nooo but like. orochimaru in a papa emeritus outfit.#kabuto as nameless ghoul rain. and maybe like also with his horns and fangs and stuff just for fun#and because dragon kabuto fits the nameless ghoul look better and stuff#sasuke as dewdrop?? possibly#tayuya and karin as the ghoulettes. tho they never had a canon interaction...#suigetsu as swiss because he's a pure element of chaos thrown into this mess#juugo as mountain? yea i could see that#kimimaro could be aether i guess#anyways i dont know. what this post is#this post is a thinly veiled request for anyone with actual talent unlike me to draw this idea#/hj
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Hello I was wondering if your taking requests?
If so could I please request an Eddie x plus sized reader who is also Jason's sister?
Eddie Munson x Plus size reader
Ope well this should be fun. I'f you guys want smut. Please let me know.
Eddie Munson x Plus size reader
If you want to read my other work you can find it HERE
Warning: cursing, a touch of violence. Not proof read and no word count.
One shot
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Everyone at the Hellfire table were being unruly loud. That's when she came in the cafeteria. Eddie noticed you immediately. He didn't know who she was but damn was she something. Suddenly the noise was distracting.
"Shut up!" Eddie screamed. Quieting everyone as you watched her walking to the completely wrong table.
"Want something freak?" Jason stood up noticing you gawking at her.
You gave him the bird and returned to see the pretty lady with the thick thighs. She gave you the most incredible smile. Your heart skipped beat. You melted under her gaze. You didn't realize you were holding your breath. You looked away nervously trying to catch your breath. No one has ever taken your breath away before. Your eyes study the table before you. Your mouth became dry. You fumbled around in your lunch box pulling out a small carton milk. You drank the whole thing in one gulp still not satisfying your thirst. Your knee began to bounce under the table. That's when Dustin interrupted you thought process.
"Hey man what's up?"
You looked up and she was sitting now, next to that piece of shit Carver. Why the hell someone like you sitting with him?
Dustin noticed who you were looking at.
"Dude you're being a creep?"
You glared at Dustin.
" That's y/n. Jason's step sister.
"Step sister?" You whispered.
"Yeah man. Her mom married his dad. She just started today." Dustin said
Ahh I see it was by no choice of your own that you were sitting there. Good you thought now you didn't feel bad at your sudden need for her. Damn was she pretty.
Eddie kept looking over thru out lunch hoping he would catch your eye again. And as she got up when the bell rang she finally did. She gave you a small wave. That's when Jason gave you a scoff and pushed her to stop looking at you. You stood up at the act but before you could say anything they were gone.
...
When you walked into class you felt the blood rush to your cheeks when you saw her sitting next to your seat in the back of the room. Thank the gods that she was occupied with pulling out her text book to notice you blush. You practically skipped to your seat. When you sat down and looked up she was giving you the sweetest smile you have ever seen. Shit she made you so nervous. You were gonna introduce yourself when the teacher started talking.
" alright class settled down. We have a new student joining us. Care to introduce yourself."
She stood up and waved at the class. Your eyes never left her. She was Aphrodite incarnate.
" Hi I'm y/n. I umm I just moved here from Minnesota. And uh yeah."
You cursed the Minnesotans for keeping such a treasure away from him. He watched you sit back down your wide hips swaying to some music only he could hear.
"Hey there." Her voice was so perfect. She was a siren calling out to you. And you didn't care if you lived or died.
"H-hey" you stuttered. Jesus H Christ you haven't been this nervous since the first time you got to lead a campaign.
She smiled again. Damn she knows I'm nervous.
"I'm y/n. Y/n l/n"
" I'm your's...shit sorry I'm uhhh Eddie Munson." Geez your pathetic.
She giggled. God you could listen to that forever.
" I like your vest."
" Uhh this old thing?" You looked down pulling it off.
" you want it?" You asked handing it to her
" Uhhhhh no...that's ok..you keep it." She said pushing your hand away.
Shit you were being weird. Damnit how did she get you to be this way? Never in the history of man was anyone so awkward.
"You're cute. A little weird. But I like that."
Her words threw you for a loop. She thought you were cute. Alrighty you can die happy now. You chuckled.
"Sorry" you said
" that's ok Eddie you don't have to be sorry. Umm do you want to hang out sometime?"
Holy mother of God! Did she just ask you out. No she must be messing around. Clearly she hasn't heard about what a heathen you are.
"Eddie?" She broke your concentration.
" Uh yeah yeah definitely." You muttered.
...
You couldn't stop looking at her. She was completely memorizing. Her skin look so soft. Her lips were beautifully full. Her breast were nice and plump with just a hint of stretch marks over them. Her jeans hugged her ass just right. Showing off her love handles that it took everything you had not to hold onto them.
You guys were at the bowling alley. You would purposely throw gutter ball after gutter ball just to hear her laugh. You watched in awe when she would picked up the ball with her beautiful painted nails sliding into the holes. And when she would bend to toss it her jeans would tighten around her ass. It looked so good you could've cried at the sight.
That's when things went for the worst.
" y/n! What hell are you doing with that freak?" Jason came in yelling at her. " What the hell did I tell you about him?"
You stood up and she held out her hand to stop you.
" You listen and you listen good Jason." She was pissed." You DO NOT get to tell me who I should or shouldn't hang out with. Why don't you mind your own fucking business?"
" Does your mother know that you're out here being some fat whore?!" Jason shouted
That's it you've had it. No way was Jason gonna get away with that. But before you got the chance to hit him. She closed her fist and punched him square in the jaw. She hit him so hard that it knocked him off his feet. Dear God you were absolutely amazing.
She grabbed your hand pulling you out the door.
"Damnit woman that was brilliant." You said thru the biggest smile you have ever had.
She pushed you up against the van and kissed you. Then she immediately pulled away.
" Shit sorry I shouldn't have done that. It's just....he's such a fucking tool." Her apology made you laugh. Then you started to walk back to the bowling alley.
" Hey where you going?" She asked
" what do you think? I'm gonna go get Jason to piss you off more so that you could keep on kissing me."
She laughed pulling you back for another kiss. " I'll kiss you whenever you want."
" Well baby you better settle in cuz we might never stop." You smirked
#eddie munson#eddie munson x female original character#eddie munson x you#fanfic#eddie munson x plus size reader#eddie x reader#stranger things#eddie my beloved#eddie x plus size reader#eddie x y/n#eddie x fem!reader#eddie x you
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FFXIVWrite 2022
#3: Temper
verb: to be or become tempered (as by a primal, eikon, eidolon, etc.)
After reading the fairytale of Cinderella to his daughter, G’raha is asked questions about love.
“…And they lived happily ever after. The End.” With the last sentence read, G’raha closed the tome and turned towards the tiny, raven haired girl sitting next to him on the sofa with the same crimson eyes as his with a gentle smile. “So, how did you like it?”
Hikari perked her ears up and her tail swished behind her happily. “I liked it! The prince and Cinderella got married, and and uhhh… the stepmother is still a poopy head!”
His daughter never seized to make him laugh with the way she phrased her thoughts, and at the ripe ole age of five, as kids were wont to do, she tended to have absolutely no filter from her brain to her mouth. G’raha chuckled as he replied, “The stepmother is indeed a poopy head.”
“Mm-hmm! Papa I have a question!”
“Yes, sweetling?”
“Did the prince really fall in love with Cinderella after only dancing with her one time?”
With a shrug of his shoulders, G’raha answered, “That’s just how the story goes.”
Hikari sat back as scrunched her forehead and folded her arms, clearly with a deep confusion over her countenance. “But… how?”
“Well, that’s what is called ‘love at first sight’. You only have to look at someone and you just… know that you are in love.”
“Hmmm…” G’raha knew that when the confusion had not left her face, more questions were soon to follow, as she was ever the curious child. “Papa, why did you love Mama?”
The redheaded miqo’te was taken aback. G’raha had already been bombarded by Hikari’s questions about love in the past, such as what love was, but he had never been asked ‘Why?’ before.
“I’m not sure I understand your question, darling.”
“Why Mama and not someone else?”
“Well, isn’t it obvious? Besides you, my precious light, your Mama is the most beautiful person I’ve ever met, inside and out.” With a beaming smile full of pride, he turned towards the kitchen where his wife and the mother of his child was; the white haired Auri woman was standing over the kitchen table chopping vegetables, in preparation for a stew. G’raha could see that out of the corner of his eye, Yume was smiling warmly, clearly overhearing the conversation.
“But but Papa! You have also said, you said that uhhh…” Hikari was straining to remember something, and when she finally found it in her mind, her little ivory scaled hand was raised in triumph, with one finger in the air. “That ‘Beauty’s eyes are’ umm, uhh, ‘on the bejeweler’!”
G’raha strained to not laugh at his daughter, which was proving to be quite difficult in the moment. “Do you mean, ‘Beauty is in the eye of the beholder’?”
“Yeah that!”
“That I did, and it applies to Mama and I as well. When I beheld your mother for the first time, I was instantly drawn to her. My heart yearned for her, and I just somehow knew that she was the only one for me. And in the long years that we were apart, no one else could ever compare to her. And I’m thankful every day that she feels the same way for me. But it doesn’t mean that everyone feels that way towards Mama, or me. Just like not everyone enjoys the same stories, or eats the same kinds of food. Everyone is different.”
With a nod, Hikari took all the information in and quickly processed it. “Okay okay. Sooooo, you can’t fight against the feeling of loving Mama?”
“Not at all. In fact, I would never want to fight my feelings. I love being in love.”
Hikari suddenly gasped, her eyes widened and her mouth fell open, as she jumped off the sofa and began to bounce up and down. “Wait! I know what falling in love must be!”
“Oh?” G’raha smiled as he awaited her response, though he honestly was not prepared for what she was about to say.
“It sounds like tempering!” Hikari exclaimed as she threw both arms over her head, proudly declaring her discovery. “That’s it Papa! Mama must have tempered you! Like like a uhhhhh primal!”
“W-what?” G’raha’s ears and tail perked straight up. “Hikari, love not the same as tempering!”
Hikari dashed to the kitchen, and pointed accusingly at her mother, who stared back at her daughter with a smirk. “Mama! Are you a primal?!”
Yume returned to the chopping of vegetables as she smiled coyly. “I have no idea what you are talking about. I couldn’t possibly have tempered your Papa.”
“You can’t hide it from me! You’re a primal!”
G’raha just leaned back against the sofa cushions and laughed as he shook his head, speaking just loud enough for only himself to hear, “Well, if she’s a primal, then I pray that I’m never cured.”
#ffxivwrite#ffxivwrite2022#prompt 3 temper#g’raha tia#graha tia#hikari raha#oc: last allagan#yume aino#oc: paint it black#yume x g'raha#ship: evermore
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Helping
Media MCU Spiderman
Character Peter Parker (Tom Holland)
Couple Peter X Reader
Rating Smut
Concept 'helpful'
Smut: suggestive talks / hand on thigh / blow job
I rushed in from patrol and immediately attempted and failed to get this suit off! But it wasn't working well I knew I was already late I don't have time for technical issues
"Peter?" I heard that little sugary voice call
"Ohh…. Fudge" I muttered luckily this time it came off so I stuffed it under my mattress and grabbed a shirt from my half open draw unable to even do any buttons up grabbing some jeans
"Peter? You here?"
"Yeah! Just give me-" I began but before I could say another word my bedroom door opened
"Peter!" She gasped in shock clutching her silver locket in shock as she saw me like this,
"Y/n!" I gasped in shock too immediately attempting to pull my jeans up "hi"
"Hi" she says unable to stop looking at my…lack of jeans
"Uhhh my eyes are up here" I playfully remind her
"Are they now. I hadn't noticed" she says dropping her little fluffy blue backpack with rabbit years in her usual spot, and it was then I really took note of her as I actually got some jeans on, in her sweet little black combat boots, pink and green striped tights, her Princess Quest 4 shirt mostly covered by her purple pinafore dress, her hair in her usual pigtail braids her Alice band on keeping her bangs from her face "sorry Peter" she smiled sitting down on my bed beside me
"It's fine. You just… you need to wait until I say so. So you don't end up barging in on me again"
"Alright I am sorry" she smiled "shall we?" She offered as she pulled her switch from her backpack
"Sure" I smiled happily taking a joycon to engage in our usual Thursday night
"What where you up to anyway parker?" She asks
"What?" I asked as I had been concentrating
"I was merely inquiring as to why you where snuggled in your bedroom with your shirt undone and jeans off, moment's before my arrival?"
"Ohhh well I had uhhhh just uhh got out the shower?"
"I don't see a towel" she says glancing around the room
"Ohh yeah well I uhhhhh I was uhhhh"
"Peter?"
"Yes?" I gulped
"Where you?" She asks "doing something naughty?" She whispered
"Naughty?" I asked giving her a questionable look
She didn't answer her hand simply moved to my upper thigh giving it a soft squeeze and glancing at my
"Oh- naughty. Right" I blushed, well that's certainly an easier answer to explain then… the real one. "Kinda"
"And why were you doing that?"
"Just…. cause"
"Cause?"
"Cause. It happened."
"Your such a sweetie" she smiled giving my cheek a kiss which made me blush hard "you know, next time if it….happens again right before our Thursday night time. Don't bother"
"Why not?"
"Because I don't mind helping" she smiled giving my leg another squeeze
"Uuuuuuuuuuhhhhh" was all that arrived at my mouth getting lost somewhere between my brain and mouth "you uhhhhh you wouldn't?"
"Not all all Peter" she smiled giving my nose and kiss before returning her focus to the game
"So if… just before you came over I… you wouldn't mind helping?"
"Not at all"
"What if, you weren't meant to head over, could maybe I…. Call you? And you might help over the phone"
"I could of you'd like that" she smiled giving me a playful elbow
"What if I said I…. Now?"
"Now?"
"Yeah"
"Right now?"
"Right now" I nodded
She smiled saving her game "okay" she smiled moving to kneel on the rug Infront of me "in or out?" She asks
"What?" I asked having not really been focusing noticing her hands on her dresses straps suggestively I was for a second confused by her question and then it clicked "ohh your- uhhhh in. I don't want you to get cold"
"Awww so considerate" she smiled gently undoing my jeans tugging them down my legs, I didn't stop her I just relaxed and let her work soon enough she pulled my boxers down too and she seemed taken aback but given how excited our meer conversation had made me "umm you did need my help" she smirked she started slow meerly taking a soft grip of my shaft, I couldn't help but stare are her as she slowly stroked every inch of me she smiled wickedly before she moved my legs apart and moved forward pressing her soft little kisses onto my shaft which immediately made me gasp struggling not to buck my hips towards her trying to relax into the sweet pleasure but it just winding me up more "hummm relax peter" she smiled rubbing the bottom of my stomach between her kisses
"I'm trying…" I gasped
"How about we move on then?" She smiled moving to take every inch of me in her mouth
"Ohhh…. Fudge. Fuck. Fuck. Y/n!" I groaned my eyes rolling back as she gently bobbed her head gently sucking all the whole "uhhhh y/n baby" I groaned resting my hand in the back of her head, I lost track of how long this went on and honestly I couldn't care it felt so good doing my best to limit my moans and groans that task getting harder the longer it went on, I knew I was so close but it didn't slow her down at all "y/n… baby please im-" I pleaded but it only made her speed up gently moaning with me still in her mouth and it was like I was swinging and hit a wall this instant rush! I grabbed her hair hard and she happily took as much as she could, once I crashed I felt back on my bed getting my breath, she giggled and pulled back cleaning what little escaped her lips getting up fixing her hair a little from all that, getting a bit of gum from her bag and laying down beside me
"Feel better now peter?"
"Ummmm much much better y/n. Thank you"
"You're welcome. No more secret playing?"
"i won't I promise. Why would I need to if I've got you to help me out" I smiled. "Could maybe… I actually kiss you?"
"Five minutes" she smiled kissing my head "when the taste is out my mouth" she winked
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*kicking door down* 001 for the kirby series gogogo :)
THANK UUUU
001 | Send me a fandom and I will tell you my:
Favorite character: META KNIGHT..... he's been my blorbo since i was a little kid i LOVE that stupid gay orb 🥰🥰🥰 i also really like Escargon and Fumu from the anime!!! honestly most kirby characters are very comforting to me :D
Least Favorite character: ummmm H/altm/ann tbh 😩 he just gives me bad vibes. like "rich older white man who screams at mcdonalds employees" vibes. im not a fan of s/usie either but i appreciate her aesthetic and she can be pretty funny in fan works. (censoring names so it hopefully doesnt pop up in their tags)
5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): hehehe ok so. i have so much metadede brainrot its not even funny. so thats my number one. i think the other four would be.... kirby/prince fluff (kirfluff), galacta/hyness (galyness), captain vul/sir arthur (vulthur), and uhh maybe fumu/adeleine ?? (adefumu ???) idk if that last one is a thing but i think itd be cute!! either that or DMK/daroach (darkroach) :)
Character I find most attractive: umm uhh uh.... daroach??? maybe??? or meta knight or galacta or escargon or dedede.... can u tell im vincian lol
Character I would marry: escargon 🥺 i just think he's neat 💖
Character I would be best friends with: meta knight!!! i also think he's neat :) also hyness
a random thought: uhhhhh idk what to put here lololol maybe like.... i headcanon that meta and kirby are both autistic 💖
An unpopular opinion: hmmmm well i dont think d/amet/ameta is the spawn of satan which ive been told is a pretty unpopular opinion among some parts of the fandom lol? like i respect if people arent into it or arent comfortable with it but some of the vitriol i see around it is pretty baffling imo. theyre literally not related so there's really no moral high ground involved. its ok to just not like a ship? idk
My Canon OTP: metadede is probably the closest thing to a canon ship we're ever gonna get from this series which is fair enough
My Non-canon OTP: kind of covered this in "5 fave ships" but. metadede lol >w<
Most Badass Character: DMK tbh :) hes just a cool guy
Most Epic Villain: hmmmm i think............. its hard to think of most kirby villains as "epic" bc most of them are either cosmic forces with little personality, or absolute scrunklies. so i guess star dream?
Pairing I am not a fan of: m/etas/usie lol. just makes me uncomfy 🤷♂️
Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): DEDEDE IN THE ANIME SPECIFICALLY!!!!!!!! I CRY ABOUT THE WASTED POTENTIAL!!!!!!!!
Favourite Friendship: kirby and everyone :) haha for real though uhhh probably either meta & dedede (i love their partnership regardless of whether its portrayed as romantic or not) orrr kirby & bandee !!! or kirby and prince fluff. or kirby and fumu. or kirby and marx? kirby and dedede?? kirby and meta knight??? kirby and adeleine and ribbon?????? this gumball is full of SO much friendship yall
Character I most identify with: i literally kin meta knight 🥰
Character I wish I could be: hmmm idk tbh? daroach maybe bc hes so confident??
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tag people you want to get to know better
tagged by @captain-apostrophe
your name and then what you would have named yourself: even in real life people suspect this isn’t my real name, but my dad really put “paris” on my birth certificate and tbh i love it! i’m even lucky enough that it’s considered “unisex” by society at large
astrological sign (sun/moon/rising if you know them): scorpio
when did you join tumblr and why?: umm, 2016 i think? i joined for fandom reasons, i just liked looking at art of shows i was into. who knew it would practically become a way of life for me? i did have a different tumblr in 2010 but i entirely just reblogged ~aesthetic pictures and never experienced any of the tumblr discourse i’ve heard went on during that time
top 5 fandoms: uhh, i go so hard for one thing at a time so i’ll pick the top five of all time, even if i don’t interact much with them anymore. i was into voltron during the first few seasons, and i am pretty good at curating my dash so i didn’t have a toxic time of it bc i blocked so many people and blacklisted so many terms. i fell out of it pretty quickly around s4? or was it s5. haikyuu, my favourite anime, was a big one for a while, and i definitely fucked with boku no hero academia for a time. ummm oh, captain america had my ass for a while, and of course i haven’t had a non-mdzs-related thought in about a year now lol.
top 5 favorite films: howl’s moving castle, the lotr trilogy (count as one movie!), ponyo, mulan, uhhhhh treasure planet.
go to song when you wanna Feel something: hmm. welly boots?
what’s your religion or faith if you have one?: uhh, if i had to describe myself i think i’d say...spiritual agnostic. is that a thing?
a song that makes you feel seen: tardigrade song by cosmo sheldrake? lol. or spat out spit by lady lamb
if you could have any career: uhh, ANY career? hmm. 1900s lighthouse keeper. whatever it was maria von trapp was hired to do. fire lookout.
do you have a type?: hm. kind, smart, can make me laugh? or are we talking physically bc in that case no
what does your heart/soul yearn for: more time
if you had to describe yourself in 5 words to someone who doesn’t know you: cheerful, not bothered, yet anxious
favorite subjects in school: english across the board
where does your soul feel most at home: curled up in a nook, safe and unperceived
top 5 fictional characters: the hardest question i’ve ever been asked. okay if i go for a spread of things....... lan jingyi (mdzs), keladry of mindelan (protector of the small), nishinoya yu (haikyuu), oreki houtarou (hyouka), ummm. scorpia (she-ra princess of power. i have only watched 1 season of the show but i love her)
top 3 moments in a show that made you ugly cry: this is an impossible question, i literally, literally cry whenever i watch anything. uhhhhhhh umm, oh shit. boromir’s death. that scene in gallipoli 1981 where what’s his name is seconds too late to save his bud. um um um. there were several in the untamed. yi city maybe?
the earth, the sun, the moon or the stars: the moon, my ancient darling
favorite kind of weather: snowstorm, freezing and windy as hell. yes i live in australia where this doesn’t happen, yes i’m sad about it.
top 3 characters you kin with: i don’t know? uhhh. UHH. maybe lan xichen? i wouldn’t say i kin him but i think there are objective similarities on a personality level. aizawa shouta, bc i’m tired and would die for those kids.
favorite medium of art: prose:)
introvert/extrovert/ambivert: true introvert, just look at my career choices. not that i’d turn you down if you wanted to hold my hand.
a favorite literary quote: fuck, idk. uhhhh. pass my brain is mush right now
some of your favorite books: oh god don’t put me on the spot. suddenly i’ve forgotten every book i’ve ever read. um, Guards Guards by Terry Pratchett, Trickster’s Queen by Tamora Pierce, Crocodile on the Sandbank by Elizabeth Peters, Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe by Benjamin Alire Sáenz, Prince’s Gambit by C.S. Pacat.... and 500 other things i ca’nt remeber right now
if you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?: Whistler, BC. or any other remote town in the pacific northwestern mountains. although a very close second would be a remote town in scandinavia, say, töreboda, sweden. i like snow and pine forests and bears and i hate people.
if you could live in any time in history when would it be?: the boring answer is that as a queer afab who enjoys having access to modern medicine uh, i’d choose now. but the fun answer, like if i could live in a tv version of that time or something.........hm. the part of me which yearns to escape capitalism and modernity’s complexities would say like. 800bce. just want to like. sit around spinning thread all day.
if you could play any instrument masterfully it would be: pipe organ bitch
if you have one, what mythological god or goddess do you feel a connection to: hmmmmm. dionysus was neither male nor female, treated his wife well, and encouraged his female devotees to tear men apart with their hands, so. i’d say him.
and lastly, favorite recent selfie in your camera roll: i’ve never taken a selfie i liked bro
and i'll tag @greymouser13 and @plotwitch if you guys wanna!
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I’ve missed you(m)
Requested
Jimin x Y/N
Genre: Smut with slight fluff
You haven’t seen Jimin all week and you miss him, you need him, you crave him...
It’s been a lonely day.
You hadn’t seen your boyfriend Jimin all week as he had been working overtime.
You had done pretty well with keeping busy at work and doing chores at home.
But today, you couldn’t take your mind off Jimin no matter how hard you tried! You kept picturing his pouty lips, toned body and muscular thighs.
It had been too long since you guys had sex and you were about to go crazy.
So you decided to take a relaxing bubble bath and give Jimin a call.
He answers after a few rings.
"Hey baby!" He exclaims.
"Jimin what are you doing right now?" You ask in a husky voice.
"Umm I’m on break..why?" He hums into the reciever.
Jimin lied, he’s actually off from work and is on his way to your house to surprise you!
He smiles excitedly to himself. She’s gonna be so happy!
"I miss you..." You almost whisper, reaching down to finger yourself.
He notices your change in breathing. "Y/N are you... touching yourself?" He asks.
You can hear the amusement behind his voice.
"Uhhhh Jimin..!" You let out a moan and he chuckles.
"Let me help you princess.." He lowers his voice and you shudder.
"Yes...tell me what to do." You groan, sitting up in the tub.
"What are you wearing babe? Are you naked?" He asks.
"Yeah I’m naked..and I’m in the tub." You answer, anticipating his commands.
Jimin grips the steering wheel, dirty thoughts dancing around his head as he imagines what you look like right now.
"Okay sexy, put me on speaker phone, you’re gonna’ need both hands." He says, smoothly.
You carefully place your phone on the edge of the tub and put Jimin on speaker.
"Okay, you’re on speaker!" You exclaim, ready for him.
"Grab your left breast and gently pinch your nipple..imagine it’s my hand baby..." He says, voice dripping with honey.
Using your left hand, you knead your breast just like Jimin would. "Oh Jimin..." You sigh.
With your eyes closed, you picture it’s him touching you, feeling you, holding you.
Jimin feels himself growing hard when you moan his name.
"Now, I want you to take your right index finger and put it inside you..slowly princess...slowly." His member is about to bust out of his pants, so he unzips his jeans to let it out.
"Jimin..uhh please..." You whine, wanting more.
He puts his phone on the car speaker and shoves his hand down his underwear.
"Ohhh baby...oh yeah. Add another finger for me, pump a little faster this time." He groans, wrapping his hand around his pulsing dick while trying to concentrate on the road.
"Jimin..a-are you touching yourself too?" You ask, panting.
"Oh f**k!" He swerves out of the lane a little and gets honked at.
"What was that?" You ask, still thinking he’s at work.
"What? I don’t know what you’re talking about..." He says, turning onto your street.
"Okay...never mind, I must’ve been hearing things." You say, taking your fingers out.
Jimin can hear the water in the tub moving.
"Y/N..you didn’t take your fingers out..did you?" He says. "Put them back if you did..we’re not done!" He commands, thrusting into his hand and grunting.
"Okay babe..what do you want me to do?" You ask, leaning back.
"Rub your clit for me, nice and hard. Just like how I would do it..." He pulls into your driveway and turns off his car.
"With your other hand, add three fingers into your entrance and pump!" He says, zipping up his pants and getting out of the car as quietly as possible.
He enters the house and follows your voice to the bathroom, tip toeing carefully.
He really wants to surprise you and make your day!
"Uhhhhh Jimin, I’m so close!" You moan, voice echoing in the bathroom.
Jimin stifles a laugh, he can hardly contain his excitement as he walks up to the bathroom door.
"Go ahead baby..cum for me..." He says, watching as you come undone. Your eyes are closed as you let out a moan.
He walks into the bathroom and hangs up his phone just as you open your eyes. They land on Jimin and you immediately grin from ear to ear.
"Jimin!" You exclaim, blushing with delight.
"Baby!" He smiles, bending down to give you a quick kiss on the lips.
He stands back up to strip off his clothes, sexily biting his lip as he looks at you.
Your mouth begins to water at the sight of his naked body. His lucious thighs, gleaming abs and gorgeous love muscle...
He joins you in the warm, bubbly water and you spread out your arms.
"I missed you!" You pout, as he wraps his arms around you in a hug.
"I missed you too Y/N!" He says before cupping your face and giving you a kiss.
You melt against his mouth and let out a moan as he adds his tongue.
"Jimin..." You sigh, as he nips and pulls on your bottom lip.
He smiles against your lips, loving when you say his name.
"Y/N...it’s been too long baby." He sighs, grabbing your breast and kneading it tenderly, still kissing you with passion and desire.
His erection keeps brushing the inside of your thigh and you can’t help but throb at the thought of him inside of you.
"Baby..I’m so hard..." He groans in your ear and starts grinding his member on your heat.
"Jimin, just f**k me already..." You say, kissing his parted lips.
"You want me baby? You miss my cock?" He teases you, circling his tip around your entrance.
"I miss all of you Jimin!" You giggle and kiss his chest and lick his abs.
"Y/N..spread your legs for me, I’m gonna f**k you so good!" He grunts, grinning naughtily as you spread your legs.
He pulls you closer and angles himself at your entrance before sliding in.
"Ohhh Y/N..so tight!" He moans, slowly pumping to savor the moment.
The water in the tub just barley swishing with his slow and gentle pumps.
You wrap your arms around his neck and clench around his length as he fills you up.
"Jimin... Ohhhh f**k!" You moan, as he begins to quicken his pace; wrapping his arms around your waist.
He loves the feeling of your breasts against his chest and feeling your body rub against his.
"Y/N uhhh you feel so good! Oh god-" He whimpers as you start bouncing on him, causing the water around you to splash around.
"Ohhhh Y/N!" He digs his nails in your back, thrusting harder and faster.
Your moans are echoing throughout the bathroom in a sweet symphony of pleasure.
"Jimin..ohhh I’m close!" You cry, breathing heavily.
"Hold on baby-" Jimin takes your calves and lifts them over the edges of the tub, for even deeper access!
"We’re gonna cum together!" He grunts, shoving himself in all the way, balls deep and starts f**king the daylights out of you!
"Ah-ah...Jimiiiin!" You throw your head back in pure bliss, he’s hitting your sweet spot over and over.
"F**k Y/N..uhhh..you look s-so gorgeous-sss!" His cheeks are flushed and his expression is dazed and totally f**ked out as he nears his climax.
"Ohhhh baby...I’m gonna cum!" He yells, panting as his thrusts become more sloppy.
"Me too Jimi-i-in...Oh f- ohhhh f**k!" You start to orgasm and he quickens his thrusting to finish with you.
"Y/N...OH Y/N!!! I’m-" He can’t even finish his sentence as he lets out his load and orgasms with you.
He milks out the release and looks at you with a lazy grin.
"I love you so much!" He says, out of breath and still lightly pumping.
"I love you too Jimin!" You smile, dazily.
Still inside of you, he feels himself getting hard yet again!
You giggle. "Are you getting hard already?"
He blushes and bites his lip. "I can’t help it Y/N! You’re just so sexy!" He grins, taking your legs down and pulling you into him.
He kisses your lips and rubs his hands along your back.
"Wanna’ f**k in your bed this time?" He asks, sexily smirking at you.
"Yes! Lets do it." You exclaim, reaching out to drain the tub.
Jimin stands up and hands you a towel and you guys dry off before heading upstairs to your bedroom.
Once there, you let down your hair and smile sexily at Jimin.
He grins and watches as you slowly let your towel fall off of you, your thick hair framing your beautiful face.
"F**k babe, I’m so hard now!" He drops his towel, races towards you and picks you up. Carrying you to the bed, giggling, he falls on top of you and kisses your neck.
He trails his lips down your chest, licking and biting on your soft breasts. You moan as his lips graze over your tender skin while his fingers find way to your folds.
Your juices immediately pour onto his hand, his gentle touch making your body twitch with anticipation.
He explores your walls and makes the come here motion. You throw your head back and dig your hands into the sheets.
"Jimiiiiin!" You moan out.
"Damn baby!" He exclaims, sitting up and taking his fingers out.
"It’s like Niagra Falls down there.." He smirks, locking eyes with you as he takes his fingers in his mouth. He sucks and licks your juices off and grins.
"F**k Jimin..." You sigh, as he climbs on top of you, kissing your parted lips and shoving his hot tongue in your mouth.
His eyes are dark and hungry as he pulls away.
He places your right leg over his shoulder and slowly begins to thrust into your, very wet, entrance.
"Ohhh god, you feel amazing!" He moans, throwing his head back and pumping rougher against your walls. Loving the feel of your slippery juices coating his dick.
"Jimin! Ohhh f**k right there..." You exclaim in ecstasy as his thrusting gradually becomes faster. He raises your left leg on his shoulder and pumps deeper into you.
"You like that babygirl?!" He grins, kissing your lips.
"Yes Jimin...OHHH F**K!" You yell, as he pumps his dick with all his strength and thrusts his hips as fast as he possibly can!
The mattress is squeaking while the bed frame keeps thudding against the wall with his pace.
You dig your nails into his back and he lets out a long moan, feeling himself nearing his release.
"Y/NNN!" He yells. "Y/N...Ohh-Y/N!" His breathing quickens and he’s panting your name, over and over.
His eyes are scrunched shut in pure bliss.
"Y/N ohhhhh... sh-SHIT-" He lets out a glorious moan as his cum shoots into you.
You can feel him twitching and shuddering against you.
"C’mon Y/N! Cum for me..cum for Jimin!" He grunts, gripping your thighs and trying to help you cum.
You’re so close! One more thrust and...
"Jimin...uhhhhh!" You finally orgasm and he kisses you all over, helping you ride it out.
He collapses next to you and immediately wraps his body around you. Not wanting to break contact for even a minute.
"I’ve missed you soooo much Y/N!" He smiles, dripping in sweat and looking sexy.
He loves how flushed your cheeks are and your dazed expression as you kiss his swollen lips.
"That was so good!" You sigh against his mouth.
"god I love you Jimin!" You grin, pulling away.
"Y/N..I have a confession..." He smiles excitedly, playing with your hair.
"What is it?” You ask, rubbing his smooth chest.
"Well, you know how I’ve been working overtime this past week?" He says, rubbing his thumb on your cheek.
"Yes! I missed you every second.." You pout and kiss his chin.
He chuckles and continues.
"I wanted the extra money so I could take us on a trip to Thailand!!!!" He exclaims, grinning from ear to ear.
Your face lights up and you squeal. "Really?! Oh my gosh I’ve always wanted to go there!!! Are you serious Jimin?!!" You exclaim, sitting up.
He sits up as well. "Yes! Baby we need a vacation, just the two of us and I know how much you’ve wanted to go there...so why not?!" He grins, squeezing your hands in his.
"Thailand?!! Oh my god Jimin!!!" You smile and wrap your arms around him.
"I’m so sorry I haven’t been around this week. I really missed you baby..." He sighs against your hair and strokes your back.
"It’s okay, we can make up for that lost time..." You smirk and give him a peck on the lips.
He smirks and pulls you under the covers with him, both of you giggling with happiness.
"I love you sooooo much Y/N!" He cooes, rubbing his cheek against yours as he hugs you tight.
"I love you too! Wait-are you..?" You ask, looking up at his face.
Jimin blushes and hides his face in his hands. "I’m sorry...it’s just you keep turning me on-"
You can’t help but laugh at how cute and sexy Jimin is right now.
"Well..let me help you then..." You smirk, keeping your eyes on his as you slowly take his length in your hands go down on him. And you give him the most incredible, soul sucking blowjob he’s ever experienced!
You had him screaming your name, praising the hell out of you and your gorgeous mouth for the insatiable pleasure you were causing him.
He was seeing stars by the time he came, hard, into your mouth.
Needless to say, you and Jimin spend the rest of the night having the most passionate, bed rocking sex you’ve ever had and make up for all the time you didn’t see each other. Taking breaks in between to catch up on each other’s lives and just love on each other.
When you were both worn out by 4am, you and Jimin cuddled up under the covers. Wrapped in each other’s arms, you guys fell asleep and dreamed about all the fun you would have together in Thailand.
#bts#bts smut#bts jimim#bts jimin smut#jimin smut#park jimin#park jimin smut#park jimin bts#kpop oneshots#kpop smut#kpop imagines#kpop scenarios#jimin oneshot#jimin imagine#jimin scenario#park jimin imagine#park jimin scenarios#bts one shot#bts imagines#bts scenarios#bts jhope#bts rm#bts suga#bts jungkook#bts taehyung#bts yoongi#bts hoseok#bts namjoon#bts jin#bts seokjin
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Double Date Café
I think I’m on a writing high after New to the Family cuz I wrote another fic!! I had trouble picking a prompt out of an old text doc I made that was full of them so I had a site called Wheel Decide pick for me and it picked “Yurise Kannao Double Date” soooo I wrote a fic where Yu, Rise, Kanji, and Naoto go on a double date!! It came out differently than what I originally had in my head but I still love it and I hope you love it too!!
Yu looked at his watch realising he had indeed arrived early as the others had yet to show up, but just then he heard a quick set of footsteps from behind him.
“Senpai~” called a familiar cheerful voice, he turned around to find his two of his kōhai, Rise and Naoto walking toward him from the entrance of Okina Station, Rise ran up and grabbed his arm followed by a kiss on his cheek.
“Did we make you wait long?” asked Rise with a giggle.
“No, you two got here not long after me, actually.” he said with a smile.
“That’s good.” said Naoto with a calm sense of relief in her voice, “By the way Senpai is Kanji-kun with you as well?” she said as she looked at around at their surroundings.
“Nope, haven’t gotten any calls or texts from him either but I’m sure he’ll be here soon.”
“I see...well then I guess we’ll have to wait till he arrives then.” she said sounding somewhat dissapointed.
With a joking sigh Rise said “It’s just like Kanji to be late but you think he’d try to be at least somewhat on time for a date with his, y’know, girlfriend~”
“R-R-Rise-san, please!! W-We all can’t be on time for everything so i-it’s fine!” Naoto tried covering her face with her hat in an attempt to hide the blush that was forming due to Rise’s statement of her and Kanji’s relationship and was failing miserably at it, her face was as red as an apple and it was clear as day to both Yu and Rise.
Yu couldn’t help but laugh which made Naoto’s blush worse and with a cocky but cheerful smile Rise continued, “And what’s with you calling him ‘Kanji-kun’? You two are dating now!! Drop the honorifics!!”
“I-I couldn’t do that!! It’d be rude of me, and besides you should speak for yourself Rise-san, you still call your boyfriend ‘Senpai’.” Naoto retorted her with a confident smile on her face albeit with some redness still there.
Rise couldn’t think of anything to say to that so she just pouted and tightened her grip on Yu’s arm which made him chuckle, at that moment from behind them they heard a load voice cry out “H-Hey!!” they turned to find Kanji running toward them, he was wearing a nice-looking yellow sweater they all know he must have made himself along with some very new-looking dress pants he clearly bought in a hurry for their double date.
“Finally!! Where have you been?!” scolded Rise with her hands now in the air clearly still upset from Naoto’s retort from earlier.
“Calm down, it hasn’t been that long Rise.” said Yu with a chuckle and a calming smile, clearly amused by hope worked up his girlfriend was.
“Still!!”
“S-Sorry I had to help Ma with the shop.” panted Kanji as he tried to catch his breath.
“H-Hello Kanji-kun.” Naoto greeted Kanji, her cheeks pink.
“H-Hey.” Kanji returned her greeting cheeks full red.
Rise’s cheeks puffed out as she looked at them annoyed, the only person to notice this was Yu due to Kanji and Naoto being too busy nervously looking at either each other or the ground.
“Ugh, new couples.” she said with a quiet growl.
“Rise please they’ve only been dating for a few weeks.” whispered Yu to Rise.
“Yeah, I know but still you think they’d be able to go on their first date by themselves instead of having to make it a double date with us.”
“Rise.”
“What?”
“You do remember you’re the one who wanted to go a double date and you’re the one who invited them to go on it, right?” said Yu mimicking Rise’s cocky smile from earlier.
“T-That’s only because we don’t know any other couples!!”
“Uh huh, sure.” he said with a laugh which just made Rise pout more.
He gently lifted her face to reach his and gave her a kiss and then said “Come on let’s have some fun, ok?”
“Ok~” she said giving in to his charm, he was always good at calming her down when she was upset and this moment was no exception.
Her cheery spirt came back tenfold as she then ran up and patted the backs of the new couple to get their attention which startled them both.
“Ok you two time to get this double date started!!” she yelled cheerfully with her fists in the air.
“Y-Yes we should get going, right Kanji-kun?”
“R-Right.”
And with that Rise went to grab Yu’s arm once again as they started walking towards their destination which was Chagall Café, once there and at their seats they placed their orders and waited.
With a long relaxed sigh Rise said “I love this place, their coffee is great!”
“Yes, it’s quite good.” said Yu as he took off his coat.
“You do come here often, although I have to ask Senpai, what are the cafés in Tokyo like?” asked Naoto once again curious to hear what her Senpai’s home city was like.
“Well, I’ve only ever been to one café there but I can’t remember the name of it I think was.....French?”
“Ohhhh~ Sounds fancy!! We should go there together one day Senpai! Pretty please?” begged Rise tilting her head as she looked at him.
“Of course.” he smiled as he gave he in to her begging.
“Hmmm it does sound quite nice, perhaps I should also check it out if I go to Tokyo one day.” said Naoto with a satisfied smile on her face.
“U-Um maybe we could go there together too?” said a nervous Kanji in an attempt to join the conversation.
“Ah! Y-Yes, of course....u-umm...”
‘Uhhhhh.”
“You two ok over there?” said Rise to make sure the two of them didn’t get lost in their nervousness once again.
“Y-Yes!! We’re fine.” said Naoto somewhat startled at the sudden question.
“Y-Yeah! Totally fine...”
Rise silently called bullshit, “Sorry for the wait! Here’s your coffee!!”, the waitress set the coffee on the table and left the couples to their drinks.
“Finally...” said Yu with a happy sigh as he took a sip, so did the others.
“This was definitely worth the wait~”
“Mmhmm, it is quite nice.”
“I-It’s alright, I’m not that big of a coffee guy y’know?” said Kanji who was rubbing his throat due to the heat of the coffee.
“Oh really? What do you prefer?” asked Naoto
“Stuff like soda and uhhh simple stuff like that....yeah...”
“I see....um...well how about you two?”
At this point Rise has had enough of these two avoiding talking to each other and decided she was going to force them to talk the only way she knew how.
“Hey Senpai could you come with me for a second?” she asked in a sweet but still demanding tone.
“Uhhh sure? Why-WHOA!!” as soon as he agreed Rise yanked him out of the chair and dragged him to a place they couldn’t be seen but could still keep and eye on Knaji and Naoto.
“What on Earth are we doing? Why have you dragged me from my coffee?” asked Yu who dearly missed the cup of coffee he had almost finished.
“SHHH!! They’ll hear us!” Rise was peeking behind a wall watching something and was joined by Yu who was now curious as to what she was having them do, they watched the as table sat Kanji and Naoto who were now alone with each other wondered where they had gone.
“I wonder where Rise-san dragged Senpai in such a hurry.” wondered Naoto as she put her cup down.
“Y-Yeah...”
The two just sat there not really knowing what to say to each other, they had only been dating a couple of weeks but had yet to go on a proper date until Rise had invited them on a double date with her and Yu to Chagall Café, neither of them had the courage to say no so they agreed to go with them and now they weren’t here and neither of them knew what to do.
“....Tea.”
“Hm?”
“You asked what drinks I like and uhh I like tea too....”
“Oh, I see, I’ll admit is quite good but I don’t get to have it as often as I’d like.”
“You wanna come over some time and have it? My Ma is pretty good at making it! She’s the whole reason I like so much.”
“I’d love to”
“Cool!! What’s your favorite tea? I can have Ma make it!”
“Hmmm.” Naoto thought for a moment “Hōjicha, that’s my favorite.”
“All right, I’ll buy the ingredients and next time you come over I can have Ma make it for us!” said Kanji with the same confidence that Naoto loved him for and she couldn’t help but smile at him, after that the awkwardness around them seemed to be gone and they talked like normal while sipping on their coffee.
Meanwhile, behind a nearby wall Rise was beaming at the fact the two were finally talking to each other and looked at Yu with a smug face that said ‘I told you so’.
“All right, all right I get you win and I’ll admit I am glad they’re finally talking, now can we please go sit back down? I know my coffee is going to be cold but I still want to finish it.”
“Sure and I’ll order you a warm cup.” she said with a warm smile.
“You paying?”
“Of course!!”
“Good, I love you.”
“Love you too.”
#persona 4#yurise#yu narukami#rise kujikawa#kannao#kanji tatsumi#naoto shirogane#my post#my fic#I GUESS THAT'S A TAG NOW
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Can y'all imagine eragon as a d&d game like
GM: okay we're starting in a human village, so you're all going to be playing--
Player: I'm a dragon rider.
GM: um, no, there's no dragons in--
Another player: I'm his dragon.
GM: UM
The third player: I'm his father but he doesn't know it
Later on, after the plot gets completely derailed and they end up fighting the ra'zac at like 3rd level and the GM is sweating bullets cuz they're gonna tpk so shes just like
"okay I was going to introduce this badass npc later on in a way that actually made sense, but what the hell, a mysterious figure appears and shoots the ra'zac. They're gonna...uhhh...run away"
And Eragon's player is like wait they just run??
GM: okay, one of them...throws like a knife at you?
Brom's player: I JUMP IN FRONT OF IT
GM: you're tied up, you can't move to--
Brom: I ROLLED EIGHTEEN
GM: okay, well, the Ra'zac crits so make a saving throw
Brom: ...1
So then brom's player is like uhh how about I just take over that murtagh guy and the GM goes sure fine and murtaghs like okay, he's the brother of Eragon but he doesn't know yet. and then they continue on to gilead
And when they're escaping the jail in Gil'ead, they all fail stealth and Durza shows up
GM: this guy is like a badass vampire. He eats people and consumes souls. He comes out of the shadows and takes you captive again.
Murtagh: I shoot him
GM: lmao okay sure
Murtagh: crit
GM: umm
Murtagh: max damage
GM: UMMMM HE UHHHHH VANISHES IN A CLOUD OF SMOKE
At the varden
GM: he's looking inside your mind and finding all your secrets
Saphira: I stop him
GM: it doesn't work like--
Saphira: crit
GM: okay, you...??? stop him??
Murtagh: me too.
GM: uhhhh
Murtagh: crit
GM: okay now that we have some downtime why don't you all level up
Saphira: I'm taking a level of wizard so I can do magic
GM: you,,, can't,,,dragon,,,,
Saphira: MAGIC
Murtagh: am I still in jail?
GM: yes
Murtagh: I take a level of emo
LATER
Eragon: is Arya hot?
GM: I mean she's an elf so
Eragon: I roll to seduce
Eragon: 1
#what do you mean i cant go with them to the city?#youre a literal dragon#saphira just rolled all 18s for stats#the gm is desperately trying to nerf her to maintain narrative tension#anyways#inheritance cycle#eragon
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21 answers tag game
Tagged byy @fatal-blow
ANSWER 21 QUESTIONS AND TAG 21 PEOPLE
ZODIAC- Cancer/Gemini
HEIGHT- ~5′9″
LAST MOVIE I SAW- ummm In theatres “The Boy who would be King” in general “Blackkklansmen”
FAVOURITE MUSICIANS- Hmm, My music taste varies quite a lot but I always go back to Marina and the Diamonds, Queen, Regina Spektor, Ween, The Beatles. Currently listening to a lot of indie music in general lmao - First Aid Kit and King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard are great!
LAST THING I GOOGLED- askfalkfjald “Free Aesthetic Background” I was updating a side blog ok!
SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD- Sunny Came Home by uhhh Shawn Colvin, Froot M&D, Hit the Road Jack (Wolfgang Lohr & Maskarade Remix) Thanks Fatal
OTHER BLOGS- @kaligulas is my main, and I have an aesthetic/feelings sideblog for when i find quotes and pictures and when im thinking about my crush/es, as well as an embarrassing fandom specific blog and a nsfw- which I made a few months before the ban :’ )
FOLLOWING- On here like uhhh 6 people on my main uhh 303!
DO I GET ASKS- When I do requests lmao
WHAT IM WEARING- THIS SHIRT designed by my bae! @goingtoregretthisseriously its so comfy and I always get tons of compliments on it when i wear it because its amazinggggg
AMOUNT OF SLEEP- 8 hours on work days , 10+ otherwise TvT
FAVOURITE FOOD- Turkey Hash - when you take all the left overs froma turkey or chicken dinner and mix and re fry it in a pan for breakfast the next morning!
DREAM TRIP- To Prague! My grandfather is a famous sculptor who immigrated from the Czech Republic and ive always wanted to visit
DESCRIBE YOURSELF AS AESTHETIC THINGS- umm this feels a bit awkward hah but! Faded Hair dye, worn converse, um.. fresh flowers, other... summery aesthetic things??? im very bad at this.
RANDOM FACT- about me? Ive had a buzzcut for 6(ish) years and today is the longest its been in almost 9 years
LANGUAGES- English and some very,,, very vague french. I understand a lot more than i know(lmao I watch a lot of france french shows and switching to quebecois media is so jarring oml.)
Tagggiiinnnnngggg UHHHHH I dont know anyone besides Fatal who likes tag games lmao. Feel free to do this and tag me though!
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for the riduclous sentence prompts: “I may have accidentally sort of adopted five cats.”
Okay then! XD i hope this is okay :)
Around midday was whenLogan got a phone call from Patton. He and Roman were out at that moment andwere not expecting the call.
“Hello?”
“Uhhhhh- heyyyy Logan!”Patton said through the phone.
“What have you done now?”Logan replied in a monotone voice, well aware that if Patton was calling himthen something must have happened.
“What’s going on?” Romanasked the logical side, which gained a raised hand by the other in order tosilence him. Roman huffed in annoyance but didn’t say anything more.
“Uhh well you see… NO GETDOWN FROM THERE!” Even Roman who was standing a bit away from Logan could hearPatton’s screech. Roman ushered Logan to put the phone on speaker, which heobliged, so that they could both listen and talk.
“Hey Pat! It’s Roman! Areyou okay there?” He asked, kind of worried because of the shout.
“Y-yeah! We’re-” Therewas a crash. “We’re okay!”
“Is Virgil there withyou?” Logan asked.
“Yeah, he’s here!” Pattonreplied.
“PAT THEY’RE- NO DON’T YOU DARE-!” The two could hear Virgilshouting in the background.
“Virgil! Hold ‘em still, I’llhelp once I’ve done with this call!” They heard Patton tell Virgil
“Are the both of youokay?!?! What’s going on there?!?!” Roman asked frantically.
“Well you see….” Pattonstarted. “I may have uhh- one sec,” Both Roman and Logan heard a bout ofsneezing coming from the other end of the line.
“Don’t tell me you-”Logan rubbed his forehead, he had an idea of what may have happened.
“I may have accidentally sort ofadopted five cats.”
“BUT YOU’RE ALLERGICPATTON!!!” Roman nearly screamed into the phone.
“WELL I COULDN’T JUSTLEAVE THEM THERE!! WHO KNOWS WHAT MAY HAVE HAPPENED?!”
“PAT HES ON MY HEAD!!!”
“GET OFF VIRGIL, RIGHTNOW! Sorry about that- uhhh a little help may be needed- NO DON’T GO UP THERE-so whenever you can, just umm, head back?” Patton asked the two of them.
Logan sighed and Romananswered dramatically with “Don’t worry my dear Patton! We’ll save you two!!”
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When the two of them gotback to the mindscape, they walked into the commons and were but also weren’t readyfor what they saw.
Patton had three cats inhis arms, probably to stop them from causing trouble, and Virgil was lying flat,face down on the floor with two more cats, both sitting on him – one on his backand one of the back of his head.
“Wh-” Roman started andPatton whirled round when he saw them.
“Oh hey guys!” Patton hadred eyes – probably from his allergies and all the sneezing. “Uhhh… sorry?” he apologisedsheepishly.
“Patton! You can’t beholding them! You’re allergic for heaven’s sake!” Roman rushed over and tooktwo of the cats from him.
“Th-” A sneeze. “Thankyou guys for coming!”
“Yes indeed, Virgil doyou intend to lie like a plank for much longer? It can’t be good for you.”
“Ever heard of the sacredrule teach?”
“I don’t think there is arule.” Logan narrowed his eyes.
Virgil started to recitethe rule. “Once a pet or animal sits, leans or has any kind of contact with you,you are not allowed to move that body part or you will disturb the animal.”
“That isn’t a-”
“Yes it is.”
Logan sighed, he couldn’t be bothered to argue with Virgil at that moment. Now he justhad to figure out what to do with all these cats.
It was going to be a long day.
send me a redicoulous sentence promt if you want :D
Tags: @novagalaxy4real @virgilssweaterpaws @tree4life25 @ultimate-queen-of-fandoms @say-no-to-this-but-its-laurens
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Tag Game
I was tagged by: @wordsturnintostories
There are lots of questions, so I’m going to put them under the cut!
Last
1. Drink - Lemonade
2. Phone Call - A Chinese takeout place... But if that doesn’t count, then my friend Gavin
3. Text Message - to @aubzylynn
4. Song you listened to - Lover to Lover by Florence + The Machine
5. Time you cried - Last Wednesday when my phone got stolen
Ever
6. Dated someone twice? Nope
7. Kissed someone and regretted it? Uhhh... I guess not?
8. Been cheated on? Not to my knowledge
9. Lost someone special? Yes, many times
10. Been depressed? On a regular basis
11. Gotten drunk and thrown up? I stop long before it gets to that point
Favorite Colors
12. Maroon
13. Forest green
14. Pale grey
In the last year have you...
15. Made new friends? Yes
16. Fallen out of love? No
17. Laughed until you cried? Absolutely
18. Found out someone was talking about you? Yep
19. Met someone who changed you? Umm? I don’t think so?
20. Found out who your friends are? Found out who my friends are not
21. Kissed someone on your facebook friends list? I don’t have a facebook
General
22. How many of your facebook friends do you know irl? I don’t have a facebook
23. Do you have any pets? Not anymore, unfortunately
24. Do you want to change your name? I want to reclaim our pre-Ellis Island surname
25. What did you do for your last birthday? Full disclosure: my last birthday was pretty terrible. Soooo. I took a nap in the library. And I went to work. And I yelled at a mouse for hurting my plant sons. RIP.
26. What time did you wake up today? The first time? About 6:30. But I was going back and forth between sleep and wakefulness for a while.
27. What were you doing at midnight last night? French braiding Zoe’s hair
28. What is something you can’t wait for? The end of the academic year
29. What are you listening to right now? My Body by Young the Giant
30. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? Aww yep! I called him Tommy though. He was the best. We tie-dyed sheets together once. I hope he’s living his best life.
31. Something that’s getting on your nerves? I get tension aches deep in my right shoulder blade that no one has strong enough hands to massage out for me. That or they’re too scared of hurting me. I feel the beginnings of one right now, and I am not looking forward to it.
32. Most visited website?
Besides Google, it’s probably this one.
33. Hair color?
Brown, but my hair is a tricky monster. There’s also some orange in there, some blonde, and some straight up solid white. It can’t make up it’s mind.
34. Long or short hair? Oh god, it’s so long. Send help.
35. Do you have a crush on someone? Umm I guess?
36. What do you like about yourself? Uhhhhhh... I guess it’s that I usually go straight to creative problem solving when I notice a problem? Instead of dwelling on it.
37. Want any piercings? I’m satisfied with the ones I have.
38. Blood type? Kinda a creepy question. I’m a universal donor, though.
39. Nicknames? Sahara, Bunny, Dot, and Ducky are the most common. Some people also call me Sarah Jean, but that’s just my first and middle name so I don’t know if that really counts.
40. Relationship status: Single
41. Zodiac: Taurus
42. Pronouns: She/Her/Hers
43. Favorite TV shows: The Office (U.S.), Jessica Jones, Brooklyn 99, Leverage are the ones I return to/ rewatch most often
44. Tattoos: None
45. Right or left handed? Right
46. Ever had surgery? Yes
47. Piercings? Just my ears
48. Sport? I don’t formally play any, but I enjoy watching them
49. Vacation? I think it depends on the people I’m with
50. Trainers? Like sneakers? I’m wearing Nike's right now. My first name brand shoes. A small win for me.
More General
51. Eating: Nope, but I’m excited to get out of work so I can pick something up on the way home
52. Drinking: Same as above
53. I’m about to watch: Not sure. Probably The Office while I’m eating.
54. Waiting for: I have Friday off, and I’m excited about it.
55. Want: Hmm. Alfredo and a hug.
56. Get married: Some day maybe. It would be nice, but I’m not counting on it.
57. Career: On track for a career as a therapist, although of course I’d love to be an author. If I could do both, that would be living my best life.
Which is better
58. Hugs or kisses: Hmm... Both? Both. Hugs I guess because I don’t accept kisses without hugs, but I accept hugs without kisses.
59. Lips or eyes: Hmm.. Eyes
60. Shorter or taller: Taller
61. Older or younger: Older
62. Nice arms or stomach: Arms
63. Hookup or relationship: Relationship
64. Troublemaker or hesitant: Uhhhhh... I have soft spot for different degrees of both. Hesitant, I guess.
Have you ever...
65. Kissed a stranger? No
66. Drank hard liquor? Yes
67. Lost glasses? Temporarily, yes - all the time.
68. Turned someone down? Yes
69. Sex on first date? Not my cup of tea
70. Broken someone’s heart? Unfortunately, yes. I never mean to, but it does happen.
71. Had your heart broken? Yes.
72. Been arrested? No
73. Cried when someone died? Absolutely
74. Fallen for a friend? Yes
Do you believe in...
75. Yourself? Occasionally
76. Miracles? I do
77. Love at first sight? A connection, certainly, but I’d hesitate to call it love.
78. Santa Claus? Well, duh
79. Kiss on a first date? Depends. But if it feels right, then by all means
80. Angels? I’d love to
Other
81. Best friend’s name? Aubrey
82. Eye color? Green
83. Favorite movie? Uhh I don’t even know. It varies so much depending on my mood. At any given moment it could be any of the following: The King’s Speech, The Sting, How to Steal a Million, The Fall, and Before We Go
84. Favorite actor?
Oh, gosh. Ummm... Tom Hanks
Tags: If you have the time or inclination to do it, I want to see it!
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6. is it hard for you to get over someone?: I’m still not over Tony and Ziva and the shitty ending they got... So I guess it depends on the situation. 7. what was your life like last year?: Shit because well it was. Maybe it was better then 2016?? Uhh still not sure how 2017 was for me. 8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?: Yes. And it’s the worse thing ever. 9. who did you last see in person?: Uhh like friends? Family? Last time I saw people I hang out with was Jan 1st. I’m a loner guys. 10. are you good at hiding your feelings?: I must be because I’m deep in the closet. 😂🤷🏽♀️ Just kidding. Yeah I’m usually good at it because I hate getting emotional in front on my mom. 11. are you listening to music right now?: So originally when I answered these I was listening to the “Your lie in April” soundtrack. Right now though I’m not. 12. what is something you want right now?: Jeffree Star Make up (well make up in general), pizza, more coffee, salty chips, another season of little witch academia... a lot of things I guess. None of which I need though. 13. how do you feel right now?: Originally when I answered this it was Sad. Like really sad. About life in general (well mostly at my mom but 🤷🏽♀️). Uh now I’m just... sad still I guess? Maybe like... I don’t want to be here right now, I wanna go here and be happy feeling. Does this make sense? 14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?: Uhhh awhile ago? Yeah definitely awhile ago. Maybe in November I did? I know for sure the last time I hugged someone of the opposite sex was in June. (Ask me the last time I hugged my crush though and I know what month and day 😂) 15. personality description: Lol I don’t even know. 🤷🏽♀️ I have explaining my personality because I have no idea and it labels me as the type of person I’m suppose to be. 16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn't?: Of course! I’m a person. I bite my tongue often enough not to mess up about anything. I’ve don’t it because it would ruin the relationship I have with someone. But I’m also honest when the time comes to say shit. 17. opinion on insecurities.: They real and I believe eventually we all can get over them. For years my parents always told me I’m to sensitive and for years I believed them and hated it. Now? I agree I’m sensitive very much so but that doesn’t mean it a bad thing. It means I’m passionate, I love to hard, I’m easily provoked, I cry about everything. It shows I’m human and that it can hurt me or help me grow. I’m sensitive and although I struggle with being okay with it because of my parents I accept that I am. 18. do you miss how thing were a year ago?: Lol can’t miss it when the same shit is happening to you... actually I miss high school. I miss the normalization it gave me. When I had the best support system and people I turned to often. I also miss November 2016 & 2017 but like not the whole month. 19. have you ever been to New York?: Not yet! I’m thinking about going there this summer! (Christmas Present) or maybe going somewhere else... not sure yet. I haven’t picked out what would be best. 41. relationship status: Single and I’m good with that. 42. favourite book(s): HoN series, HP series, SM/SMC (does manga count?), and a few more but I’m blanking on them all. 43. favourite song ever: Uhhh not sure. It changes a lot. 44. age you get mistaken for: Either a few years younger or a few years older (I’m 20 now). This kid at a camp I work had said I was like 38 and I was so offended like HOW?! But it was a good laugh. 45. how you found out about your idol: A little 7th grader started watching NCIS religiously and fell in love with (or something like that I love CdP so much) the Israeli beauty called Ziva David then found out the actress is called the one and only Cote de Pablo. A high school girl who started watching OUAT because her friend suggested it and her dash was full it saw the Evil Queen and immediately knew she was going to like Regina Mills who she found out was played by the amazing Lana Parrilla. A girl looking for a TV show to watch heads over to Criminal Minds because her cousin suggested it to her. There she came face to face with Emily Prentiess the kick ass FBI agent with a interesting past. She found out that one of New favorite special agents was played by Paget Brewster. (Just adding these three cause I’m lazy but guess what queen I’m missing!)46. what my last text message says: It says “Ok” because my mom pissed me off yet again. Not surprised. (I’ve had three people adopt me all around the same age all me. I’m looking for an adult older then me to please adopt me too. 😂)47. turn ons: Uhhhhh....uhhhh. What? Dimples I like those and... green/blue eyes.... umm nice smiles? 48. turn offs: Don’t be a asshole okay? And idk I’ve never been in a relationship. 49. where i want to be right now: Washington DC, Hawaii, happy, smiling, laughing, with friends. The list goes on my friend. 50. favourite picture of your idol: Currently the newest one of CdP because I miss seeing her face on my TV screen every week. 51. starsign: Capricorn ✌🏼52. something i'm talented at: Fuck if I knew what I’m talented at. Thanks for asking! I might have forgotten about these until it was like 11 at night.
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100. How are you feeling?
Im ok, just finished streaming, got like hosted/raided by a streamer for a large amount of people which surprised me and like got to entertain a bunch of people so I feel really accomlpished
101. Do you type fast?
ye
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
don’t we all
103. Can you spell well?
I haven’t in a few years :D
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
everyone misses someone
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
ye a few times
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
probably, not intentionally though, not that makes it ok
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
no
108. What should you be doing?
uhh nothing actually I’m good til I pass out
109. Is something irritating you right now?
shockingly not really
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
ye
111. Do you have trust issues?
of course I do
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
uhhhhh goooooood question I think it was Kyo and Eden
113. What was your childhood nickname?
JM
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
yes many times
115. Do you play the Wii?
I have not, even though my sister has one I can use whenever I want
116. Are you listening to music right now?
I is actually, it’s sugar by maroon 5
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
I do not
118. Do you like Chinese food?
.... @queeniegoldstxns is glaring/judging me, I can feel it cause I don’t enjoy the foods
119. Favourite book?
ohhhh unfair umm any star wars book lol
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
I’m afraid of what lurks in it
121. Are you mean?
I can be, but I try to not be
122. Is cheating ever okay?
nah, if you think it is, then you obviously don’t understand why and explaining it won’t matter
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
I can try but usually fail
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
I believe in lust/enamored at first sight but not love I wish love at first sight existed though
125. Do you believe in true love?
yeah but love is always changing and is fluid so it can’t be truly destroyed only changes shape and form
126. Are you currently bored?
nope
127. What makes you happy?
streaming, making people happy/entertaining them, music, video games, my friends
128. Would you change your name?
I mean probably legally just make it JM
129. What your zodiac sign?
Pisces
130. Do you like subway?
....no ( I really dont)
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
been here done this in real life, depends on the situation if I like her back- YAY if I don’t....damn cause now I gotta be the bad guy :-/
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
probably @queeniegoldstxns due to late night conversations of overwatch lol
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
....Maroon 5 Sugar lyrics SHUDDUP ITS STUCK IN MY HEAD
134. Can you count to one million?
pfft no
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
that I didn’t like someone when I did and it was GLARINGLY obvious I was lying
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
closed and locked
137. How tall are you?
5′7
138. Curly or Straight hair?
I have straight hair, but I don’t care if a girl has curly/straight
139. Brunette or Blonde?
I’m a red head, I don’t care what color a girls hair is
140. Summer or Winter?
Winter
141. Night or Day?
whenever really. I’m nocturnal I guess night
142. Favourite month?
uhhh don’t have one XD
143. Are you a vegetarian?
nope
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
white/milk chocolate please
145. Tea or Coffee?
coffee
146. Was today a good day?
yeah, past few days have been actually amazing
147. Mars or Snickers?
candy or a planet...I’m taking Mars :3 I’ll start my regime there
148. What’s your favourite quote?
“I hope you weren't looking to me to be the voice of reason. I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret.” Nikolai Lanstov
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
eh I don’t not believe I don’t have proof for or against either
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line
uhhh don’t have any books near me, my kindle is in the other room XD
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Grown Up Halloween Day 7 Spiderman Costume
Media Spiderman MCU
Character Peter Parker
Couple Peter x Reader
Rating Flirty
Halloween Day 7
I start doing some homework from class listening to music with my headphones on for a good while until I heard the door open so I looked over and pulled out my headphones
"Hey y/n" I smiled
"Hey peter" she smiled giving my head a kiss and sitting on my bed throwing her backpack on the floor "How's you?"
"Fine, deep in this damn homework"
"You're not done with that yet?"
"No, I've been uhh busy," I told her
"B.B.C.A.D.B.A" she smiled
"wait seriously?"
"Yeah? he always does it in the same answer code"
"Thanks"
"No trouble" I smiled "You wanna see what I've been up to today?"
"Sure what have you been up to?"
"I went looking for our perfect Halloween costume for the party!"
"ohh yeah" I nodded having honestly completely forgotten we were planning to go to the Halloween party together in a couple of costumes but given I had been so busy with... well spider work I allowed her to have complete control over it. " have you chosen for us?"
"Close your eyes, and I'll show you" she smiled
I shut my eyes waiting for a while as she got off the bed and clearly got sorted out
"Tada!" she smiled
I opened my eyes a little unsure what to expect but assuming it would be something cute but she stood on my rug in... a uhhh well.
Little red and blue knee-high heeled boots a little romper type thing with long sleeves and tiny booty shorts It was red with a familiar design of lines and blue accents with some cheap silver in the fabric
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
"do you like it?"
"Are- Are you sexy spiderman!" I asked shocked such an item could exist and that... it looked as accurate to my costume as it was
"yeah! I thought it was cute" she smiled
"You're going to be sexy spiderman for Halloween?"
"Yeah"
"I- I- I am shocked that exists"
"I was too but I just loved it" she smiled doing a little spin and kicking her boots "It comes with like a little utility belt with a little skirt flap which I do think is cute but I don't know I think the belt kinda ruins it," she says slipping said belt on with this tiny maybe fifteen centimetres of fabric either side on her hips to give a little bit of a belt skirt type thing "But it does me I swish" she smiled turning around and wiggling her butt at me doing the little fabric moved when she did
"don't uhhhhh don't you think that uh, that umm spiderman might find that offensive that you're in a sexy version of his outfit?"
"Maybe but maybe he'd think I'm really cute and adorable and find it flattering" she smiled "You haven't even seen what I got for you" she smiled
"what kinda costume do you have for me? if we're going together? I mean... there is no robin to spiderman's batman"
"I got you" she smiled getting it from her bag "Doctor Octopus!" she smiled
"Your kidding?"
"No" she smiled handing me the bag seeing the outfit on the bag a long black coat and some appendages sewn into the back, with little shorts to make it sexy too
"I... I... I uhhh."
"You don't like it?" she asks
"I uhhhh I think maybe we should do something, a little less.... current event related. sorry y/n"
"Its okay your right, any ideas then?"
"Uhhh we'll brainstorm" I smiled giving her a kiss
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not tagged by why not.. ?
Krys:: so i HAVE to do this?
Yes..this is what you get for laughing at your brothers...
Krys::.......Fine.
1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
Krys
2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?
Krysta Halume
3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU WERE CALLED THAT?
Well ... Kit couldn’t use my real last name.. And halume is an old corellian word for light.
4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?
right now? Singel.
5. HAVE ANY ABILITIES OR POWERS?
Umm.. I’m training to be a jedi...I can heal people.. and I am an empath.
6. STOP BEING A MARY SUE/GARY STU.
Come again?
7. WHAT’S YOUR EYE COLOR?
Storm Cloud Grey.
8. HOW ABOUT YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Brown.
9. HAVE YOU ANY FAMILY MEMBERS?
Kittyara was my guardian, My father is still alive some place. Then i have my foster Bros Star and Aiden, and my best friend Ezra. As well as the rest of the alliance. they are all family too.
10. OH? WHAT ABOUT PETS?
well i have dragons but they arent really pets...
11. THAT’S COOL I GUESS, NOW TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE.
vader, wrinkles, thrawn, The whole population of Kamino
12. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES/ACTIVITIES YOU LIKE DOING?
i like to sing when i can, I also like going out side and strangely enough learning jai kar. Its hard as hell but very satisfying
13. EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE?
Yes.. but I’m not proud of it.
14. EVER… KILLED ANYONE BEFORE?
again yes, and again.. I am not proud of it.
15. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU?
Well.. human.. or angel.. if you ask the doc.
16. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS.
TEA... i am offically addicted to tea. I think I am up to 24 kinds now?
WHAT.. its GOOD!
17. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE AT ALL?
well i have to look up at ezra now..he finally grew. Hehe kidding!
but yah
My bros, the general, kanan, kit, the doc, Hera, Lots of people.
18. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL?
uhhhhh....
19. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?
Umm.. I’m sorta in med school with the Doc.
20. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS ONE DAY?
:: looks sad:: I cant have kids. Too many scars.
21. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANBOYS/FANGIRLS?
No but both of my bros, and my best friend have a whole army.
22. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?
Two things.. loosing my family and the dark.
23. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR?
uhh.. fatigue pants.. a shirt and my green jacket.
24. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE?
my family all of them.
25. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WET YOURSELF?
Go fuck your self...
26. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU? (HIGH CLASS, MIDDLE CLASS, LOW CLASS)
Lemme ask Kit.
27. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE?
hehe A lot!
28. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE?
Its good.. kit makes it.. i just burn it.
29. FAVORITE DRINK?
TEA!!!!
30. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE?
two.. star’s house on earth or sorienth.
31. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE?
umm.. i have no idea.. i really dont.. I know lots of great guys my own age.. but..
32. WHAT’S YOUR BRA CUP SIZE AND/OR HOW BIG IS YOUR COCK?
NONE OF YOUR FRACKING BUISNESS!!
33. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN?
both.
34. WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?
Uhhh.. im supposed to have a type?
35. ANY FETISHES?
kiss my light sabers.
36. SEME OR UKE? TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE?
can someone translate that to basic for me?
37. CAMPING OR INDOORS?
both
38. ARE YOU WANTING THE QUIZ TO END?
UGH ... please
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