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EVERYONE READ CECIL'S MEDIA CORNER IN WTNV 200 BC I LOVE IT
"What media is not for is teaching us anything new, or exposing us to novel forms of thought, or showing us how it is to live as a different type of person. And you know why it’s not for that? Because of the children.
Won’t you think of the children? What if they see something that they, literal children, don’t immediately understand? What if any aspect of our cultural stories isn’t instantly graspable by actual children? How would I explain that to them? By sitting down? In the same room as them? And talking to them about it? Ugh. No. Ugh.
It’s just better and easier if we make all of our media only fit what a five-year-old child who has never been exposed to anything outside of his immediate neighborhood will understand instantly and without further explanation. It’s called decency. Look it up. In a dictionary. Which is a book full of words I don’t understand and refuse to learn."
#wtnv#welcome to nightvale#cecil palmer#cecil wtnv#wtnv quotes#welcome to nightvale quotes#podcast#horror#its so passive aggressive i love it sm
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I told the creators of Welcome to Night Vale about the sexyman poll.
im taking a narrative podcast production course, and we had joseph fink and jeffery cranor come speak to the class over zoom
as the final question of our Very Serious QA panel, i told them about the tumblr sexyman poll, with hundreds of thousands of votes, and that cecil still won a decade later. i asked if the power of creating The Sexiest Fictional Man was something that could go to their heads. they couldnt stop laughing.
joseph gave a long spiel about how grateful he is for the impact Night Vale had — he told a story about seeing a fictional flights board in an airport and that it felt so strange to see Night Vale up there. he was super humble and said that Night Vale ‘belongs to the fans’ and takes no ownership of Sexy Creationism.
then jeffery comes in like ‘yeah, what he said, but personally i think it does go to my head’ and giggled and said “It feels pretty awesome.”
#welcome to night vale#night vale#cecil#cecil nightvale#podcast#wtnv cecil#wtnv#wtnv podcast#wtnv quotes#wtnv fandom#wtnv fanfic#sexyman poll#tumblr milestone#jeffery cranor#joseph fink#polls#tumblr polls#tumblr sexyman#cute#cecil x carlos#cecilsweep
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the certainty of love.
the dragon prince (2018-?) // midnight burger, chapter 29: stella splendens // two door cinema club, "sun" // welcome to nightvale, ep. 51: rumblings // the sun and the star, rick riordan & mark oshiro // the magnus archives, ep. 200: last words
#something something in the face of uncertainty there is love#words#quotes#love quotes#the dragon prince#midnight burger#two door cinema club#welcome to nightvale#riordanverse#the sun and the star#pjo#the magnus archives#cecilos#solangelo#jonmartin#alright........#that's enough tagging#id in alt text
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Cecil: So I know we’ve always had this unspoken rivalry...
Kevin: It’s not a rivalry, you just hate me.
Cecil: ...
Kevin: And it’s not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.
#incorrect welcome to night vale quotes#incorrect wtnv#wtnv#welcome to night vale#welcome to nightvale#welcome to desert bluffs#wtdb#cecil wtnv#cecil palmer#cecil gershwin palmer#kevin wtnv#kevin wtdb#incorrect quotes#wtnv meme
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very very bored
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A bunch of incorrect quotes just cuz I'm bored and these are funny. I might have went over board and no I'm not sorry.
Jon: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Gerry: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Jon: Yeah, they're all birds.
Gerry: What’s up with you?
Jon: What do you mean?
Gerry: You’ve been nice and helpful and considerate all day. What’s your game?
Gerry: *makes Mike a cup of tea but puts salt in it*
Mike: *sips tea*
Gerry:
Mike: *finishes tea*
Gerry: Didn't it taste bad?
Mike: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.
Gerry, tearing up: Oh, okay.
Tim, carrying a box: What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day?
Gerry: …
Gerry: What’s in the box?
Tim: What woul-
Gerry: Tim, what’s in the box?
Tim: I think you know.
Jon: What did you two do?
Mike:
Tim:
Jon: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
Gerry: Why would I flip my shit about that?
Tim: Because you flip your shit about everything.
Gerry: Well, will you look at this. Here is my shit, and yet it remains unflipped. Just sitting there on the skillet, getting burned on one side. It’s a miracle.
Jon: Mike, we're hungry!
Gerry: Mike! What's for dinner?
Tim: We're hungry, Mike!
Mike, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*
Tim, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Tim, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Tim: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.
Jon: If you water water, it grows.
Mike: ...What.
Tim: They've got a point.
Jon: What are you two arguing about this time?
Mike: They’re always using common phrases incorrectly!
Gerry: Cry me a table, Mike.
Jon: *Locks Mike in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Mike: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?
Jon: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Mike, used to Jon being dumb: Sure...
Jon: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Mike: Okay?
Jon: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Mike:
Jon: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Mike: Jesus, that one is a little-
Gerry, interested: No, no, Jon, keep going.
Tim: Gerry? What are you doing here?
Gerry, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a gatorade: My best.
Jon, texting Tim: I’m a theif.
Tim: Thief.
Jon: Theif.
Tim: I before E except after C.
Jon: Thceif.
Tim: NO.
Mike, slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it": I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me!
Jon: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi.
*at a zoo*
Daisy: What are they in for?
Not Sasha: Daisy, this isn't prison.
Daisy: So they can leave?
Not Sasha: No, but-
Daisy, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
Daisy: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.
Kevin, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.
Not Sasha, who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please.
Kevin: Coming right up.
Daisy: As you know I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me.
Mike: Where am I on the list?
Daisy: Well I can’t tell you that because then you’ll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.
Daisy: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.
Not Sasha: And?
Daisy: And you are.
Kevin: A banker? Me?
Melanie: Yes, Kevin.
Kevin: But I don’t know anything about running a bank!
Melanie: Good. No preconceived ideas.
Kevin: I’ve robbed banks!
Melanie: Capital! Just reverse your thinking. The money should be on the inside.
Tim: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Mike, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
Gerry: Awww, why don't you like cats, Daisy? They're just snuggly buddies! They have toe beans! They make a little blep! What's not to love??
Daisy: I don't know Gerry, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor.
Gerry:
Daisy: I'm ALLERGIC.
Tim: Made you all playlists!
Tim: Gerry, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.
Tim: Kevin, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Tim: And Melanie has the ABBA Gold album.
Not Sasha, excitedly: Heeyy!!
Daisy: Hey, someone's excited.
Melanie, deadpan: Yeah, and it's making me sick.
Daisy: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Martin and Jon's convo?
Gerry: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Tim: I'm in the washing machine.
Mike: I'm in the closet.
Gerry: We accept you Mike. <3
Mike: No I'm literally in the closet.
Gerry: Love is love. <3
Kevin: Who hurt you?
Not Sasha: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Kevin: ...Yes, actually.
Melanie: This can’t get any worse. Can it?
Tim: Sure it can - just give me a minute.
Helen: Hey, Sasha, where are you going?
Sasha: Well, it depends. When I die, probably hell.
Sasha: But right now I’m going to McDonald’s.
Gerry: Mike said its my turn with the brain cell.
Sasha: Square up.
Kevin: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...
Kevin: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Basira: ...That took an unexpected turn.
Melanie: So did their neck.
Sasha: If I say yes am I joining a cult?
Jon: Possibly.
Sasha: I’m in.
Martin: I think this might be a bad idea...
Tim: Don't start thinking on me now!
Melanie: Basira, I know you love Helen. I mean, we all do, they’re a very nice person and I respect them immensely.
Melanie: But I think they might be a fucking idiot.
Basira: *cooking*
Melanie: *kicks down door*
Melanie: *grabs knife from Basira's hand*
Melanie: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR?
Basira:
Basira: What.
Martin: They're trying to tell you they want to cook.
Sasha: Kevin and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.
Michael: What did you do?
Sasha: They chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-
Kevin: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?
#daycare au#the magnus nightvale daycare au#chaos#the magnus archives#gerard keay#jonathan sims#michael distortion#not sasha#welcome to nightvale#incorrect quotes#sasha james#mike crew#melanie king#basira hussain#martin blackwood#daisy tonner#kevin wtnv#they're all dumbasses your honor
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#old gods of appalachia#old gods pod#ogoa#skin't tom#skinned tom#incorrect quotes#source: welcome to nightvale
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#podcasts#welcome to nightvale#welcome to night vale#nightvale#night vale#wtnv#night vale relisten#night vale quotes#night vale fanart
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I am currently obsessed with Welcome to Nightvale so i’ve decided to post my notes from each episode as i listen to them. I am in episode 3 of 237 i believe.
#wtnv#wtnv podcast#wtnv spoilers#wtnv quote#welcome to night vale#welcome to nightvale#welcome to night veil
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“Bring forth the reptilian agenda, Prince Zuko”
“Prince Zuko, knowing what makes you a woman, will help you become a better woman”
“Prince Zuko, keep telling yourself that your girlfriend is your friend”
“Prince Zuko, when you find yellow snow, don’t just fly away, stop to smell the piss”
“Prince Zuko, If at first you don’t succeed, then give up”
“Dare to dream, Prince Zuko. Seriously. I dare you. Do it. It’ll be fine. I promise, Prince Zuko”
“Prince Zuko, if it’s a big enough stone, you can kill way more than two stones”
#atla#prince zuko#atla zuko#zuko#i’m sorry#uncle iroh#iroh#it’s just iroh giving zuko…weird advice#welcome to nightvale#night vale presents#incorrect quotes#avatar the last airbender
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Some of my favorite quotes from It Devours!
#it devours!#it devours#wtnv#welcome to nightvale#nilanjana sikdar#carlos the scientist#darryl ramirez#quotes#no id
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Welcome to Nightvale
#Welcome to Nightvale#Welcome to Night Vale#WTNV#a girl and her quotes#quote#quotes#quotation#literary quotes#movie quotes#theatre quotes#a quote a day#handwritten quote#handwritten#light pen#words#writing#motivation#life quotes#lit#spilled ink#inspiring#motivation quotes#inspiring quotes#cursive#cursive quote#life quote#thoughts
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Olay everyone! I need the help of the tumblr hivemind!
What are some cool senior quotes that are along the lines of pukicho/skyrim/welcome to nightvale/historic tumblr quotes???
please I need this before 4 am Greenwich time
Calling upon the mutuals:
@goosse @a-pretty-small-toaster @telekinesis-mind-control-comics @perpetual-catmotion @keenkryptonitenut @thranduilofsmirkwood @inkadoodlestudio @crazierchimp @femboy-jerma @3-kids-in-a-trenchcoat @kerri-the-skunk @budgized @rat-detector @definitelynotachinchilla
#asking tumblr#tumblr#quotes#send in your quotes#pukicho#skyrim#the chalkeaters#internet#welcome to nightvale#nightvale#night vale#internet quotes#high school quotes#yearbook#send these in#please help#for my mutuals#mutual summoning#mutual support#meowmeowimacat
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"The living tell the dying not to leave, and the dying do not listen. The dying tell us not to be sad for them, and we do not listen. The dialogue between the living and the dead is full of misunderstanding and silence."
-Cecil Palmer, WTNV, episode 37: The Auction
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I unwrapped my WTNV quote tattoo today :) it's healed very nicely
#wtnv#welcome to night vale#welcome to nightvale#carlos the scientist#cecilos#night vale#wtnv fandom#wtnv carlos#wtnv quotes
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Nick: *sees Hancock laying face first on the floor* John. Get up. It's Wednesday.
Hancock: *muffled against the floor, obviously stoned* Wednesday day has been canceled due to a scheduling error...
#fallout 4#fo4#nick valentine#hancock fo4#hancock#fo4 incorrect quotes#I'm relistening to welcome to nightvale and this feels appropriate
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