people should give me money so i can get more tattoos and look hotter and sexier

yes yes acts of violence often evoke eroticism and stabbing someone is potent penetration imagery but sometimes when i kill someone it's just because i want them to die

i have this friend named stairs, and man they’re awesome. they’re always down to go anywhere

i have this friend named stairs, and man they’re awesome. they’re always down to go anywhere

Sorry for being a blood-obsessed freak. It will happen again.

gay new yorker. faggot about it!

Me and my mutuals

the e in email stands for evil

this may or may not be a fantasy writing exercise for me. please reblog

Durge: remorse? Isn't that a kind of fish?

Astarion: you're thinking of a seahorse. Remorse is a giant centipede like monster.

Gale: that's a remorahaz. Remorse is a feeling of guilt or regret over one's actions.

Durge: what kind of person feels that?

Metal allergies are so embarrassing like look at me I'm a grown adult and my earrings are attacking me

Bitches (me) be like "bad! no criminalizing homelessness, Kathy!" and then spritz the governor with a spray bottle

Today I read a news article and instinctively responded by saying "bad! bad Kathy Hochul!" out loud as though the governor of New York is some manner of disobedient animal.

Today I read a news article and instinctively responded by saying "bad! bad Kathy Hochul!" out loud as though the governor of New York is some manner of disobedient animal.

I was so brave in class today and when the professor briefly mentioned failed attempts to rationalize Aztec cannibalism I didn't go on a tangent about how trying to rationalize specifically cultural circumstances for cannibalism is doomed because it relies on the incorrect assumption cannibalism is by default irrational.

did you guys know about this oc stuff. you can just make a guy. big if true