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May I HUMBLY request Aki x Cat devil fiend reader where reader is basically an annoying little shit that likes to knock stuff off of shelves and tables for Aki's attention and would randomly walk up to him and sit on his lap for cuddles and smooches and maybe demanding head pats too.
-♡Aki x male reader(SFW)
-♡A/N: Zamn my bad I had to get you to re-send it🙄
You were a little shit.
You knew you were.
Hell, you were a little shit on purpose.
And little shits like you supposedly 'need attention'.
I mean, your a cat like devil. What more do people expect ?
But god were you annoying the shit outta Aki.
While he was cooking you would get impatient and knock over a bunch of spices, plates, etc.
And even if he wasn't you'd get on top of shelves and shove off everything.
"(m/n) don't you dare or so help me god."
"Or so help you god what huh ? Wacha gonna do ?" That damn sly smirk appeared on your face as your finger touched a figure darkng to knock it over.
"Get your hands off of it."
...
shove
The amount of shit you have broken in his damn place.
All the money wanted to get that back.
But at times you were cute, and not annoying as hell.
Aki was looking at something random on his phone till he felt a weight on his chest and something swipe on his leg.
He looks from his phone to see you- well your ears in is face while you were cuddled into his chest.
"Ah ? Whats this ? Did you break anything, is that why your acting like this ?" He tried to get up and push you off of him but you kept him down.
Sighing, he lays back down with you while the silence filled the room.
Slightly flinching in suprise at the feeling of you moving his hand to your head the soft feeling of your hair and ears felt comforting to him.
"Move your hand." You demand. It was ride as hell but at least you werent being annoying.
Chuckling he moves his fingers through your hair messaging your ears slightly enduring the sound of your slight and low purrs.
You may be a little shit, but he still loved you.
#Aki x male reader#male reader#x male reader#male y/n#male reader insert#csm x reader#csm x male reader#aki chainsaw man#Chainsaw man x male reader#Fluff#aki x you#csm x you#Csm x male y/n
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Love hate 2
18+ Minors DNI
Warnings: adult content, fingering , unprotected sex , foreplay, profanity, fluff ,
Parings: Jake X fem reader
Word count : 1k
You woke to warmth and the smell of rain mixed with Jake's scent , opening your eyes to find yourself lying on Jake's chest with his arm around you, your feet tangled together. You didn't even realise when you had fallen asleep . The memories of last night flooded your head .
Jake was sound asleep. He was probably very tired . You gently slipped out of his arms causing him to let out a whine and pull a pillow into the spot you were , throwing his arm across it like how he had you .
You smiled at that , not expecting him to do something so cute . You left quietly trying not to wake him up, heading to the bathroom to wash up .
You went to the kitchen and saw josh and Sam awake with breakfast made .
"Ah you made it alive . I was starting to think both of y'all had killed eachother in there" Sam said as you took a slice of bread and sat down next to them .
You blushed , replaying parts of last night in your head as you served your breakfast. Josh noticed and smirked .
"where's Jake?" Sam asked pouring you some coffee
"He's still asleep" you said trying not to blush or smile and keep a serious face.
You almost finished breakfast when Jake came up to the table sitting across you.
Josh and Sam gave eachother a look . Usually Jake would say something mean to you every chance he got . Usually he'd greet you with a "oh great it's the bitch" or "yuck can you get any uglier than that" and other unnecessary comments instead of just saying"hi" or "good morning" like a normal person
He sat down and cleared his throat , both of y'all made eye contact with eachother before quickly looking away , making Sam and Josh look at eachother again .
"So we're going to that creek that's by the end?" Jake asks , busy with his breakfast.
"No I wanted to go to the woods first" you say immediately, making him look at you , his mouth full. His eyes showing that he was finding words to say .
Josh and Sam looked at eachother again , Jake would immediately snap at you on a normal day .
"Whatever" Jake muttered, that was the first time Jake had agreed to anything you said . Even you were shocked as you stared at him.
You looked over at josh and Sam giving eachother a look with wide eyes and a smile .
Jake pretended to be busy eating breakfast to care about their reactions
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It was evening after a long day of awkward interactions between you and Jake . Sam and Josh knew what was up and decided to keep quiet about it and just watch .
Y'all sat at a camp fire and Sam and josh went to get more firewood , leaving you and Jake alone there .
You stared at your roasting marshmallow , trying not to look over at Jake .
"Here" he said giving you his smore before taking yours and roasting it .
"Thanks" you say as you blew on it , taking a small bite of it as you watched him . The light from the fire glistening on his tan skin . Was he the prettiest or what?
"What" Jake smiles , noticing you staring.
"Nothing" you say immediately looking away "just looking" you bit the smore Jake gave you .
The boys came back with the firewood, the night went by a lil jam shesh and singing before y'all put the fire out and went to bed .
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You were sitting in bed with a book , resting your back against the headboard , just finished your shower before Jake went in.
You were pretty engrossed in your book when Jake walked in , your eyes looking up from your book to see him shirtless with jocks on . You'd seen the boys shirtless before but this was different.
"Aren't you gonna be cold?" You asked
"I have ways to warm myself up" Jake smirked at you making you turn red . Was he flirting-?
You went back to your book , not able to focus on a word though, your eyes watching everything Jake was doing.
He crawled into bed and sat next to you , your eyes fixed on the book nervously.
"Wacha readin?" Jake asked leaning closer.
"Um uh just- a book" you stutter , slapping yourself mentally for the stupid answer you gave him.
"I mean obviously it's a book-" you scoff "it's about this guy that eloped with this girl and then cheats on her" you re-sentence.
"Why you so nervous?" Jake cooed with a toothy smile , taking your book from you to see what you were reading.
"No wait-" you tried to snatch the book when you remembered something spicy would be next in the page .
He dodged you and turned the page , his eyes skimming through the words excitedly.
"Someone's a little minx ain't she ?" Jake chuckled giving you the book back as you snatched it away , blushing at the name he called you .
You stuffed the book under you pillow and crossed your arms , like you always did when he bullied you .
"You're cute when you're mad ya'know" Jake said.
"oh is that why your daily goal is to piss me off and get under my skin?" You ask angrily.
"exactly" He gives you a shit eating grin, lifting your chin up , inching closer to kiss you . You gave in and kissed him back , your hand sliding up his neck . Kissing him was unlike anyone you've ever kissed, it was euphoria.
You opened your mouth and grazed your tongue over his bottom lip , his eyes turning dark and lusty as he broke the kiss , staring into your eyes before pulling you on his lap.
You gripped his shoulders , his tongue slipping into your mouth as he kissed you , holding the back of your neck with one hand , the other sliding all over you .
You didn't notice the need growing between your legs until you involuntarily ground down on him , making him break the kiss and let out a groan.
"I- I'm sorry I didn't mean to-" you say in panic , realising he was hard .
He gave you that snarky grin again and flipped you over pinning you under him , his motions suddenly slow , and the room heated .
He peppered kisses on your neck making your eyes roll back , sucking on a certain spot as your hands roamed all over his shirtless body.
"Don't leave marks Jake, they'll know" you moaned as he kissed you .
"So?" He asks against your skin , making you shiver with butterflies .
His hand slipped under your baggie def Leppard t-shirt, caressing your stomach as his hand went up higher .
"Can I?" He asks and you nod , helping him take your top off , you weren't wearing a bra because you were getting to bed .
You moaned when he played with your nipples, immediately kissing your lips shut to keep you quiet .
He trailed the kiss down your neck and collar bone , sucking your skin , leaving another mark as you pulled on his hair .
You bit your lip to stifel your moans as he swirled his tongue around your nipple before sucking on it , his hand working the other . You felt hot and slutty , the need growing desperately between your legs .
You pushed Jake away to take your shorts and panties off , his eyes falling to the wetness between your legs.
Jake clashed his lips into yours ,his hand caressing your inner thigh before rubbing over your clit .
You moaned into his mouth as he gasped at how wet you were on his fingers . He moved in circles, you lifted your ass off the bed desperately as he rubbed you .
He stared at you with his face flushed , loving the reactions he was getting out of you .
"Jake- Jake I'm gonna cum-!" You whisper-shouted as you began shaking , digging your nails into his shoulders. He stopped immediately sucking your arousal off his fingers before taking his jocks off . Your eyes widened at his hard precum leaking tip.
He looked at you for permission but the desperation in your face was an obvious answer.
He lifted your leg over his waist as he leaned down to kiss you to muffle your moans as he slid himself in .
You arched your back and moaned into the kiss . Jake broke the kiss , moaning as he began grinding into you .
"You feel so perfect y|n" he moaned , looking into your eyes , his eyebrows furrowed in pleasure , his eyes half closed and face red and sweaty. His hair lashing on you as his thrusts got more desperate.
Your head was thrown back into the pillows as he thrusted into you , bouncing under him with each thrust .
You looked at him when he stopped. He flipped you over like you weighed nothing , lifting your ass into the air , your face stuffed into the pillows before he thrusted deep into you again , making you moan loudly into the pillows.
He buckled his hips violently into you , you lost all feeling in you legs , the immense pleasure of his cock hitting your gspot making you drip down your legs . Your skin clapping as y'all started getting sweaty and wet .
Your legs trembled and you body shook , almost screaming into the pillows as you came . That sent Jake over the edge , cumming after you .
He pulled out as you spasmed and cried into the pillows.
He fell into the bed , pulling you into his chest , you were still high on your orgasm.
"Shhh" Jake cooed as he wiped the tears of pleasure that wet your cheeks .
"Do you think they heard us?" You ask breathlessly.
"Stop thinking about my brothers when you're with me" Jake said , his voice husky and deep , making you blush .
You nuzzled into his chest , breathing heavily as you processed what happened.
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#jake kiszka#gvf fanfiction#jake gvf#jake kiska fic#gvf#jacob thomas kiszka#jake kiskza x reader#greta van fleet#jake kiszka one shot#jake kiszka imagine#jake kiszka smut#jake kiszka x y/n#jake kiszka x you#jake kiszka fluff#gvf one shot#greta van fleet fic#gvf imagine#gvf smut#greta van fleet fan fiction#josh gvf#sam gvf#jaket kiszka#greta van fluff#greta van smut#greta van fic#greta van fleet fluff#light my love#starcatcher
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Hi hi!! I’m here to request something with my bbg Vincent Sinclair!
your thingy doesn’t exactly specify which slashers, so I think I’ll ask for Vincent and Michael Myers just so u have an idea u can write abt if you don’t know the other!!
Okay okay, so what about a reader with a bad attitude? So for Vince, I would assume that their relationship starts with the reader defending Vincent from Bo. Like, Bo just starts calling Vincent names (like the mean truck man he is >:[) and Vincent is just taking it, then the reader steps between the two twins and just starts BURNING Bo with every insult they have.
“Oh, he’s the freak? Well at least he knows how to keep his mouth shut and isn’t asking everyone with a *female anatomy* to *adult fun* every ten seconds.” or something vicious like that-
and Vincent is just dumbfounded that someone has the balls to speak up against Bo.
and for Michael, same thing, but the reader is just being so mean when he starts chasing them! Like, they try to hide behind a door and they make sure that Michael saw them, so when he opens the door, the reader just flips him off and kicks him away from the door really harshly-
or, just being really really hard to catch. Like if they climb somewhere high and he can’t get to them, the reader just sticks their tongue out and flips him off again with the snarkiest attitude!!
anyways, that’s all I gots for now! Feel free to ignore this lol, but if you don’t directly respond to this ask but do use the idea, I ask that u credit me!
u look lovely today, and I hope u have an amazing night/evening/morning/day!
<3
First of all, for some reason I got no notification that somone requested anything and I have no clue how long it was sitting in my inbox. Second of all thats great idea cuz in most of fics reader is always very meow meow shy uwu bebi, which is sometimes annoying tbh, they should be rude sometimes. Requests open
Slashers with badass s/o
Vincen Sinclair
Bros used to this kind of treatment, name calling, mean words, yelling ect
This relationship started by s/o just simply asking Vincent if he's alright after Bo yelled at him
Any kind of affection makes him blush like teenager girl after watching twilight for first time
In his free time he will just hold s/o hand and walk behind them like lost puppy
Imagine: "yo vinc get over here you lazy ass" vincent:😰🏃 "well BO maybe if you stopped acting like such drama queen and get rid of this nasty ass attitude then MAYBE people will start helping you without fear of losing a limb or sanity?" 🧍🧍♂️
Tbh the only reason that Bo didn't commit murder on s/o is that vincent is actually very happy now and even that Bo is a horrible human being he doenst want his bro completely emo
Lack of ideas so im just going to put some mean words to Bo here
"Dont worry vincent, hes just jealous cuz he cant hold conversation with women for more than 4seconds without scaring them to death. litteraly"
"Aw baby dont be sad, just compare your hair routine with his. Im surprised hes not bald to be honest"
Live laugh love Vincent
"Nonono dont be upset, how about we draw together huh? Can you go pass me crayons from your workplace😇i totaly wont whoop your brother while you are away"
If s/o is just rude to Bo face, Vincent will be so so happy that they protect him but so so worried that s/o is about to evaporate due to Bo anger issues
"You calling him a freak? Better look who has stable relationship and lack of anger issues L bozo"
Also now Vince is 24/7 with her bcs not only shes great, protects him and provides comfort🥰
Micheal Myers
"AHAHAH looozer can't climb the ladder? Yo old as hell man go to retirement home"
S/o calling him granma to bully him
"Yo man stop begin such stalker or im going go call yo sister (in some versions laurie is his sister if u dont agree just ignore this part lol) and she gonna beat you up
Micheal spawning behind her, inside her house:🧍 "😨 yo sup Myers wacha got there? A a knife? Eee cool cool"🏃
"If you have such blood-lust go kill rats in my basement they keep stealing my food"
🧍 Myers emoji
Im sorry if its unfunny or boring I watched house of wax when it came out so like long time ago and I kinda forgor vincent and bo personalities. And Myers personality is basicly 🧑🦯old man
#slasher x reader#slasher headcanons#house of wax#vincent sinclair#vincent x reader#vincent sinclair x reader#bo sinclair
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Posted at different times on Jun 29 JST - our precious Senshi had a Senshi reunion!
Mew (Makoto/Jupiter), Ayaka (Minako/Venus), Keiko (Rei/Mars) and Rika (Ami/Mercury) posted the occasion on their Twitter, Instagram and ameba blog accounts. (Rika posted within the last 30minutes, and with past records, Miyuu will likely post something soon as well.)
Keiko and Rika's caption was the 5 hearts emoji 💚❤️💙💗🧡🌙 in their signature colour. (But Instagram won't let two of the emoji show up on my browser lmao)
Mew's post also had the heart emoji and wrote: "わちゃわちゃないと🌙" - which "わちゃわちゃ" (wacha wacha)is a Japanese expression that typically describes the act of being excited and chatting noisily, usually by girls. SO, Mew here writing "わちゃわちゃないと🌙" is to say "I need to wacha wacha", ie "I need to bask in my excitement with the ladie and chat through our gathering"
Ayaka is UNSURPRISINGLY the quickest with writing up something that makes our hearts soar! She basically wrote the same thing on Ameba blog and Intagram. The translations are:
久しぶりの戦士会💚❤️💙💗🧡🌙
A Senshi reunion at long last 💚❤️💙💗🧡🌙
やっと全員集合できた🥹❤️
We finally managed to do a gathering as a full team🥹❤️
相変わらずの安心感と安定感☺️💕
What an unchanging sense of comfort and stability ☺️💕
この5人でいると話が尽きなくて
We never run out of things to talk about when it's between the 5 of us.
本当に時間が足りない🤣🤣🤣
We seriously didn't have enough time 🤣🤣🤣
セーラームーンを通して出会えたこの仲間とももうすぐ20年...このタイミングで、景ちゃんが声優を務める劇場版「美少女戦士セーラームーンCosmos」の後編ももうすぐ公開🌙
It's been almost 20 years since we met through working on Sailor Moon… With this timing, Kei-chan's voice acting work on the second part of the movie "Sailor Moon Cosmos," will be released soon 🌙
なんと感慨深い...🥹❤️
I feel deeply moved…🥹❤️ [Or in westernized lingo, Ayaka's basically saying "I have so many feels about this" lol]
I wanna be with you.
My best friend...❤︎
THE LAST TWO LINE. AYAKA IS QUOTING THE LYRICS FROM THEIR PGSM SONG FRIEND. I'M GONNA SCREAM. The fact that she also tags #幸せ #絆 #戦友 #仲間 to her posts with the Senshi team makes my heart explode.
"幸せ" (shiawase) is the ultimate Asian expression of happiness, a cross between "happy", "lucky/fortune" and "blessing".
"絆" (kizuna) means "bond", typically indicating a deep bond. We hear this a lot in anime.
"戦友" (senyuu) means "comrades in arms", ie a trusted teammate
"仲間" (nakama) means "comrade" or "teammate". We hear this a lot in PGSM. lol
Will update if Miyuu makes a post. Keiko might also post on her blog. It's a bit hard to predict now that Keiko also has an official twitter account.
#pgsm#pretty guardian sailor moon#keiko kitagawa#komatsu ayaka#sawai miyuu#azama mew#izumi rika#senshi reunion#pgsm cast#pgsm cast reunion#khmyh translates#FRIEND
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This year’s Spring Troupe live broadcast (live practice) was interesting too~ No Shiraimu this year to add to the craziness though ww
Link: 【watch period has lapsed】
Favorite moments:
1. Asanii the Pink Police
As usual, we got Asanii making sure everyone wore pink and as usual, a certain someone wore a quite different shade again ww
“Is this pink!?” *grabs Kouchan*
Kouchan called Asanii the Pink Police because of this www
“He’s so strict!”
2. Meteor Trail talk
We only got to hear the first part of the song, but Kouchan says Chikage (Wacha)’s solo part in the second half was really amazing. Wacha then says, “When I heard the demo track, I thought, you’re asking for too much.” (he’s saying that part is hard to sing) Kouchan later admitted that he was relieved that Chikage was gonna sing it and not Tsuzuru.
In a past livestream, I remember it was Asanii who complained that his solo song (I think it was Real Luck) was hard to sing. He said he remembered thinking to himself, “One really has to breathe in order to live, huh” or something along those lines...
Back to Meteor Trail, it was also funny how the other members suggested they do the moonwalk (since the song is tied to the event Moon Traveler), use trampolines while doing acrobatics (with wire) if ever they perform it live www
Wacha reveals that he really did do backflips while jumping on the trampoline when he was younger, but now that he’s 41 (what!) it would be life-threatening now w
3. SakuSakuSakuSaku
A new monthly radio program hosted by Koudai-kun will start this May, where a different guest will join him every month! His first guest is Sakuma Sakuya’s stage actor Yokota Ryuugi! Koudai-kun says Yokota-kun is so pure that it’s like he’s talking to the real Sakuya. Asanii interjects, “You should look at yourself!” (meaning Koudai-kun is also like Sakuya~)
SakuSakuSakuSaku = SAKUma SAKUya (game & anime) & SAKUma SAKUya (stage), plus saku means to bloom, so you get a mental image full of flowers in full bloom~
4. Kouchan the City Boy, Asanii’s life experiences
One of the fan mails they got asked about their experience when they moved to Tokyo. Turns out, among all the members, only Kouchan was born and raised in the city, thus they called him, “city boy” www Koudai-kun even suggested calling him City-chan~~
“So this (pointing to Kouchan’s attire) is what city boys think is pink, huh!” Masa and Asanii teased. Kouchan retorted, “Alright, alright, then please continue your discussion.” (gesturing at the four country boys) Asanii exploded, “Dammit! He’s making fun of us!!!”
Asanii told them his experience when he had no money and was living frugally; eating okonomiyaki with no other ingredients than just wheat flour base, or pasta with just daikon and soy sauce. He also told them his experience during his teens when he worked at a factory in the assembly line.
When they found out that Kouchan didn’t have to do part-time jobs, Asanii told him to “try it just once!” Kouchan seemed eager and asked Asanii to introduce him to that Lego factory (he said it, even though Asanii was careful not to say the name www). Asanii said working at 31 (Baskin-Robbins ice cream shop) would suit him. “You’ll go from 81 Produce (his talent agency) to 31 Produce!” wwww
5. Etude Corner~ (from 49:00)
Edit: Forgot to explain that this part is kind of like charade, each of them is given a prompt and ALL members have to guess it right in order to get a point! If they fail to get 3 or more points, they have to do a punishment game~~
Leader got all of his members’ etude right! Sasuga leader! Kouchan and Asanii did their prompts very well! And like the previous livestream, only one of them was given a different prompt than the others wwww
I won’t be detailed here, please watch it for yourself! A bit sad there’s no Shiraimu to add to the chaos though~~
🌸🌸🌸
That’s it! Sorry for my chaotic storytelling! It’s better to watch it yourself after all~~ Harugumi saikou~~
#a3!#spring troupe#a3 spring#asanuma shintarou#nishiyama koutarou#hatano wataru#sakai koudai#igarashi masashi
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I could say that this was my face the first time I saw Tumblr but, I’m not gonna do it, no no, absolutely-
Hdbfndh anyway, hoi there, welcome to the first post on this probably hell of a delirious blog(or as it will become :)) hope u like this little Kecha Wacha moment, he deserves and needs a lot more love
As for me, I will prolly gonna evaporate for god knows how much(after a little something something :))
Thanks for the attention✨👌💜
#Kecha Wacha#Monster Hunter#literallyheademptynothoughts#first post woo-hoo-*cries*#digital art#orwhateverthisis#the last tag seems somebody who misspelled overwatch#AngelDraws>:}
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Thrill of Combat: agian.
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Blake: (reading book)
CRASH!
Hank: (thrown into the room via window) hey kid. wacha reading. (gets off of floor.)
Blake: ninjas of love. (turns page)
Hank: cool. (jumps out of window.) CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWN!!!!!
Tricky: HAAAAAAAANNNNNNKKKK!!!!!!11!!-
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Deimos: (holding Dunkin donughts) at long, looong last...
Ruby: YOINK! (steals his food).
Deimos: (Cocks gun, Running at impossible speed.) GET BACK HERE YOU MOTHERLESS WATSE OF OXYGEN! IM GONNA SHOVE SO MANY COOCKIES YOU YA ASS YOU'LL BE THROWING UP CHOCOLATE CHIPS FOR YEARS-
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Sanford; (eggs being fried on his chest)
Deimos: (holding spatula, whistling a tune.)
Nora: GASP! (runs off) RENNNY!!!
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Tricky: (holding Qrow in bird form) ....
Qrow: Caw!
Tricky: ....
Tricky: (puts Qrow in his mouth)
Ruby: UNCLE QROW NOOOOO-
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Jebadiah: (t-posing)
Salem: (crying) WHAT DO YOU WANT FORM ME-HE-HE-HE!!!
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Jaune & Deimos: (playing video game)
Yang: (Leans over couch) heya, cutie~ watcha doing?
Jaune: (freezes up) uh- guua- (drops controller)
TV: Game over!
Deimos: dude what the fuck-!?
#madness combat#rwby#the thrill of combat#the thrill of combat au#hank j. wimbleton#deimos#sanford#tricky the clown#ruby rose#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#jaune arc#dragonslayer#rwby dragonslayer#yang x jaune#madcom#madcom shitpost#rwby shitpost#crossover
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MY OC’S AS INCORRECT QUOTES
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Ardi: If someone were to set up a trap for you, what should they use?
Medea: Honestly, they could just draw a circle on the floor and i’d go stand in it
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Vita: You know, Metody gets Medea flowers everyday, I wish you could do that.
Ardi: Okay
^later that day^
Ardi: *hands Medea a bouquet*
Medea: uhhh thanks buddy but what are these for?
Ardi: I donno ask Vita.
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Vita: Did you have to stab them?
Medea: You weren’t there so you don’t know that they said.
Vita: What did they say?
Medea: ‘wacha gonna do, stab me?
Ardi: Thats fair.
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Metody: Do you feel any better?
Medea: I feel much better now that you’re here with me
*Ardi walks in*
Medea: I feel half better.
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Ardi: Medea has no survival skills, the need to win has replaced them.
Metody: That can’t be true!
Ardi: Watch this.
Ardi: Hey Medea, race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Medea: *Throws herself out the window*
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Vita: You have to apologise to Medea.
Ardi: Fine.
Ardi: unfuck you, or whatever.
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Ardi: WHO ATE MY BREAD
Ardi: IM GOING TO FUCKING K-
Vita: I did?
Ardi: -Kiss you and buy some more, you haven’t eaten anything today Vittie
Ardi: *walks away*
Vita:
Vita: He’s gone, Medea.
Medea: *comes out the closet with bread stuffed in her mouth*
Medea: Twankh uh!
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Metody: What’s your biggest weakness?
Ardi: I can be uncooperative.
Metody: Okay, can you give me an example?
Ardi: No.
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Medea: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Ardi, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons.
Medea:
Medea: fsh
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Metody: Ardi…
Ardi: Oh no, ‘Ardi’ in b-flat.
Ardi: you’re disappointed.
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Vita: When Ardi was born, the gods said ‘he’s too perfect for this world.’
Medea: Please. When he was born, the devil said;
‘oh, competition.’
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#the hold these guys have in me I swear to god#they’re technically made by me so they’re my babies?#my ocs#oc stuff#incorrect oc quotes#incorrect quotes#oc incorrect quotes#original character#oc art#oc
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Wacha gonna do with ur Glock Edgy?
CHAOS
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Have my spoiled little rat man
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Reblog to platonically clap cheeks taekwondo ask your crush out, wild bells” fits the tune of bad boys*.
#shitpost#i am traumatized#nutter butter#bells”#Wet cheese wet cheese wet cheese.#Wacha gonna do mystic messenger again.#Starting in… t pose = safe#both willing to buy makeup responsibly.#There were some flemish speaking belgians because of their chests: worry not#in december: sad but then it would be okay and that it made marth feel like he wouldn’t be long until it is not.#ai#generated#bot
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if there were a real fire I would...
broke:grab my backpack on my way out
woke: throw my backpack into the fire
#i hear kids saying the first thing all the time#it’s like u are literally getting the ultimate homework excuse thrown at u#ur teacher cant say shit if ur backpack literally just got snapped by thanos#like wacha gonna do teach make me tape together the ash#i mean there’s alway the fact backpacks are expensive#but if u have the time u could dump the papers out to keep the backpack#lmao#this is just cold hard factd#broke vs woke#school#homework
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This is so raw
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Poly shigadabi be like
- Dabi: pthhhhu spits in your mouth "lol go give that to Tomura"
- "it's my turn on the girlfriend(/boyfriend/explicit term of endearment)" "just join in I'm almost done" "but I'm tryna beat this Bloodborne boss and I wanna do it now"
- "Wacha reading?" "What's on tv?" "What are you doing?" "Are you gonna go to the store? I wanna come" "I'm coming in the shower with you" "I just wanted something from the kitchen, I'm not following you" "you're not busy right? Come sit with me" "help me with my hair" attention attention attention 25/8 one of them is demanding it from you
- Shigaraki: "ha you're in love that's gross and stupid and pathetic and-"
- also Shigaraki: is pressed against/touching you and/or Dabi at all times. refuses to sleep in a bed alone. shares everything he has with you. totally doesn't secretly cry when he can't be near one of you for more than ten minutes 👀
- they will actually pants each other
- them, to each other: "lol you're gross" "you're crusty" "you're stupid"
- them, to you: "brat" "lucky you're cute" "you're mine" "be good"(bonus points if it comes with *the look*
- Dabi: "you're both dorks" "you're both little freaks" "my weirdos"
- Shigaraki: "Dabi sucks" "Dabi's a dick" "you're both cute" "you're sweet" "you smell so good, NOT LIKE DABI"
- Shigaraki: vehemently denies he likes Dabi, despite the fact they've been dating longer than you've known them
- Dabi: sucking him off while he talks about how he only likes you because he knows damn well once the man blows his load he's gonna mumble "love you"
- "hey you can't kiss him and not me c'mere" "did you two just fuck? I want a turn one of you bend over" "which one of you stole my shirt?" "Why is my pillow on your side of the bed?" You're just so...entangled in each other's lives.
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