Brutalia works best when they're written with a Gomez/Morticia dynamic, But!!! Talia has to be Gomez

honestly i think more self shippers should have self inserts that induce severe tonal whiplash

the world genuinely needs more art of creepypasta zalgo creatures at the altar getting married to like, luigi from super mario

i don't want to kill anyone, but imagining someone letting me open up their chest and feel their heart beat in my hands is very fun to imagine

Girls that call me my love while I swallow them up and melt them into mush in my gut.

https://twitter.com/U_roomonly/status/1620270633723760646?t=11avgfIK3QbB8zzkhJakQw&s=19

https://twitter.com/Marndraws/status/1620265586000560130?t=F8_quDbxyyjKgpvJ3Jl7Gg&s=19

Nsfw

COCK STEPPING ANON COME GET YOUR FOOD

Pr0-s4sukes who hate naruto will never make sense 2 me. Naruto and sasuke r linked together in every conceivable way. In what universe is Sasuke better off w/o Naruto. In what universe is he not as obsessed w naruto as naruto is w him. In what planet is sasuke's story not heavily intermingled w naruto's!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's so weird!!!!!!!! Y'all r weird!!!!!

Refer to all misandrists as sir

i need someone to draw schezo in raidens outfit. white haired uses swords do you see the dots im connecting

I love the mutual love and respect that shadoune and dteam have for one another. He continues to say kind words about meeting them and saying how he loves that they are interested in learning his language and practicing with him.

It's a beautiful thing to see two communities come together and have respect for one another.

Madeline Miller, The Song of Achilles // 9-1-1, Season 3, Episode 15, Eddie Begins // Homer (trans. Robert Fagles), The Iliad

Played Ghost Trick and I'm a little obsessed lol

~Darling, don't move if you still want to see the Novivon sun

Shower Sex with Yuuta. Thats it.Thats the statement.

yuuta’s got you pressed against the wall, and although the surface is cool, your body still runs hot . . especially with the sloppy, open mouth kisses he gives you while hoisting you around his waist, shallowly thrusting himself inside you ; he has to take it slow, it’s too much to handle n get lost in at this moment :( he’s whining desperately into the kisses, holding your body as tight as possible as if you’ll just disappear from his grasp. yuuta wants all of you, wholeheartedly. he wants to be the air you breathe, the water you drink to survive. he wants for you to love him as much as he loves you. it’s sickening how obsessed he can get , and once he starts getting into his head, those feeble thrusts turn into potent, sharp pumps — so deep, you can feel it course through your entire body. he’s long disregarded the strands of his wet, black hair over his eyes ; dropping his head into the crook of your neck to leave little bite marks. to mark you up as an animal would, there’s no way you’re leaving him.

[This is what happens when you trap Maverick on a carrier at sea for several months, in shared bunks with Merlin, Slider, and Iceman. He finds new ways to entertain himself. Namely, antagonising Slider.]

Maverick: You know what I've always wondered? How do tall people sleep at night when the blanket can't go over them right to their toes?

Slider: Maverick, it is three o'clock in the goddamn morning.

Maverick: So you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

Slider: Maverick, I swear to god if you don't shut up I'm gonna-

Maverick: Sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you through the blanket covering me completely.

Slider: I hope you die.

Maverick: Yeah? Well, I hope you step on legos.

Slider: Take it back. TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW.

Maverick: Barefoot.

hell timelines & funhouse mirrors // & finding a bit more of yourself IN yourself than you might like,

( ft @/sad-ist’s narrator! )

soft head touches