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unlawfulchaos · 9 months

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[This is what happens when you trap Maverick on a carrier at sea for several months, in shared bunks with Merlin, Slider, and Iceman. He finds new ways to entertain himself. Namely, antagonising Slider.]

Maverick: You know what I've always wondered? How do tall people sleep at night when the blanket can't go over them right to their toes?

Slider: Maverick, it is three o'clock in the goddamn morning.

Maverick: So you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

Slider: Maverick, I swear to god if you don't shut up I'm gonna-

Maverick: Sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you through the blanket covering me completely.

Slider: I hope you die.

Maverick: Yeah? Well, I hope you step on legos.

Slider: Take it back. TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW.

Maverick: Barefoot.

#ice and merlin are going to smother the two of them in their sleep #ice is questioning his sanity because he knows he's stuck with them both for the rest of his life #(he loves them really but holy FUCK are they annoying)#merlin is questioning his sanity because he agreed to be Mav's RIO permanently so he's stuck with this too #save merlin and ice from the bickering idiots #mav and slider will antagonise each other for the rest of time #ice just wants them to get along with each other for once #(he doesn’t realise yet but it's more scary when they do get along because it means they are scheming and its usually against ice)#its worse when they team up #slider and mav live to antagonise each other #god help anyone who tries to pick on one in front of the other #they are protective of each other #the only one allowed to bully mav is slider #and vice versa #anyone who tries to defy this gets their ass kicked #incorrect quotes #top gun #icemav #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #ron slider kerner #sam merlin wells

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