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i can't believe that we're doing 'i use bro/dude in a gender neutral way' discourse in 2024 because even without the blatant transmisogyny of being unwilling to make incredibly minor linguistic concessions for the sake of not casually misgendering trans women, 'dont call people things that will upset them' is a concept literal kindergartners are capable of grasping. if someone says 'don't use these words to refer to me, i don't like it' and your response is anything but 'sorry, i won't do it again' then the kindest possible interpretation of your behavior is that you are a huge asshole that nobody should want to hang out with.
#'i call everyone dude/bro/man its equality' is just the transmisogynistic version of 'i dont see race'#like yeah i also call everyone those things. unless they say they don't want me to. and then i won't do it. huge!
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I loved the first commission so much, I couldn't resist ordering another one as a parallel of sorts! This lovely drawing is by @toktopus-art. It's based on a scene from Chapter 26 of my vamp!Eddie/Steve-gets-Vecna'd fic, laughing at the broken glass.
Scene excerpt is below, and the AO3 link to the fic is on my pinned post.
Steve wished they could just stay like this, but there were only two more songs left on this A-side.
“Hey, can I see your bracelet?” Eddie asked. If not for his all-too-casual tone, Steve wouldn’t have suspected anything.
“Pulling out all the stops, huh?” Steve asked wryly. Eddie flashed a shameless grin at him. Chuckling, Steve tugged his sleeve down before lifting up his wrist. To his pleasant surprise, the glow-in-the-dark effect was actually noticeable. Eddie took a moment to share in the admiration of the bracelet before grabbing Steve’s hand and tugging it down.
“This is better, yeah?” Eddie asked.
“Huh?” Steve turned to look at him again, but Eddie was staring straight up at the sky.
“Than just sitting in your car in the freezing cold by yourself, I mean.”
“I had Freddie Mercury with me.”
“I’m serious.” Eddie finally turned his head to face Steve again. His expression certainly matched his words. Steve couldn’t help but tense up at the shift in tone, though he was swiftly eased by the way Eddie’s thumb brushed across his knuckles.
“I...hate that you even have to ask.” Steve managed to smile, even though Eddie frowned at that. “Yeah, this is better.”
One song left. It wasn’t fair.
#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#latbg#art#steve#eddie#btw the canine on the car hood is a coywolf named lucy#eddie accidentally summoned her through vampire magic and now she won't leave steve alone lol#and the bracelet mentioned is a friendship bracelet matching with robin#i debated including it but it wouldn't rly be visible#since steve's sleeve naturally went back down#fun fact i based it off a specific one from claire's#ANYWAY i think i'm done now LOL unless there's a specific scene that anyone wants to see but none are immediately coming to mind for me so
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yes of course i love punishment in kink however i am so so so tightly wound and so obedience focused and so afraid of failure that i will NEVER and i do mean never break a rule or do anything that warrants punishment ever. not if i can help it
#there is soemthing to be said for being given a task i'm doomed to fail somehow tho#but otherwise if you tell me to do something i'll do it. i'll do it#unless it's a limit I'll Do It and i'll do it good and well and properly and i won't disappoint you i won't#okay there's ALSO something to be said for a dom breaking me until i disobey. that also works#signal broadcast 📺
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Neil gaiman is a Zionist :(
this is so funny because if you google "neil gaiman zionist" nearly all of the links are to unsourced tumblr posts or responses to a single tweet from 2015 that just acknowledges Israel's existence
I see gaiman has once again committed the heinous crime of Being Jewish When Israel Is In The News
#*gasp* somebody actually checking for sources before succumbing to hearsay and speculation???#must be a foreign concept to you anon#sorry but like im not just gonna take someone's word for it#ESPECIALLY when 'zionist' gets bandied about to mean 'jew i don't want you to like'#asks#anons#neil gaiman#antisemitism#ALSO like so what??? the post i reblogged is about him dealing with antisemitism#unless you think jews you don't like deserve antisemitism? 🤔#fascinating#also ive never even given my OWN opinion on this blog#for all you know I'm a zionist lmaooo#i purposefully keep all my own thoughts on the subject far away from this blog#ooooooh scaryyyy a jew who won't tell you if they're a Good One or a Bad One
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It was sweet that Astarion was under the belief that no one would figure out he was a vampire before his big reveal. Most of us took one look at him and said "yep, that sure is a vampire right there." Most, however, doesn't include the party members. Some of these characters are supposed to be perceptive and intelligent, and I'm still convinced that if you press your ear against theirs you'd hear elevator music.
Over at Patreon, society6, and redbubble we don't let intellect devourers starve.
#champions and heroes#Baldur's Gate#Baldur's Gate 3#Gale of Waterdeep#Shadowheart#Astarion#Tav#intellect devourer#your secret is safe with me Astarion#mainly because the game won't let me say anything#but I recommend that you bring him to meet the Gur hunter in act 1 before he has his reveal#that nervous energy he brings to the conversation is *chef's kiss*#adding the redbubble link again#because society6 is being a butt and has decided that you only get to have 10 designs going forward#unless you pay for the account#so uh... yeah
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the webcomic can have one (1) funny "earnest moment interrupted by comedy" joke. as a treat. but also because it is so in character for them ajkshdjkas
yes they will say the most earnest shit to each other and then immediately try to cringe out of their own bodies. they are best friends but they would rather jump out of a window before admitting it. they are incredibly devoted and grateful to one another but you could not water board that out of either of them.
the only thing that can get either of them to admit how much they care for each other is if the other is in life threatening danger and not a second before aakjshdks
#i talk a lot <3#tged#the greatest estate developer#lloyd frontera#javier asrahan#llojavi#i'm sorry i do think this is incredibly funny i'm still laughing ajksdhsjkfsd#they're assholes! they're best friends! they will risk life and limb for one another but you won't get them to say one nice thing#about the other unless it's a matter of life and death! and even then they might risk it if they're the ones in danger and not the other lo#like!! this is in character! this is a joke made by the characters and not at them!! this is them acknowledging how much they care#for the other and then cringing when they realize they let themselves be earnest out loud.#not the narrative itself cringing and not allowing the characters to be earnest at all. not the author pointing and laughing at the story#you're supposed to care about.#i'm getting serious again so i'm gonna stop!! just!! i do love them <3333#ep 122
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A cancerous tumor named Kokichi Oma took over my brain when I passed the fifth chapter of Darganronpa V3 a year ago
Yesterday he finally beat me
I bought an acrylic keychain with Kokichi and now I am lost to society
#Kokichi does everything to make me hate him but I read the fan fiction “Amalgamate”#You CAN'T hate Kokichi if you've read “Amalgamate”#Unless you're just a stupid robot and won't pass the captcha#I haven't drawn anything for a month#but today I filled my sketchbook with Kokichi sketches#just because I admitted that I love this jerk#Ugh#kokichi ouma#drv3 kokichi#ouma kokichi#danganronpa#danganronpa v3#danganronpa kokichi#drv3#Kokichi Oma
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don't mind me over here thinking about how much fun it would be to train someone so they couldn't voluntarily pee without my permission
#omorashi#bladder control#perhaps not the most practical move#unless they're like. work from home and not averse to wetting if i end up busy.#but so incredibly hot thinking about someone who could be sitting on the toilet and trying to pee but because they don't have permission#their brain won't let them go
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(good timeline version of the thing I posted before, apparently)
#i don't think vigarde really hugs but the opportunity to create a silly narrative when visiting my page was too good#it's ok guys. he's all better now#*scroll* oh no#lyon fire emblem#lyon#vigarde#fire emblem#feh#fire emblem heroes#i l o v e their designs so much. currently doing all the normal/hard maps i left for this purpose so i can try to +10 duo lyon#i think i can get to around 1.3k orbs by the end of the month which won't be enough unless i get really lucky#but i'll get a good chunk of the way there anyway
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when duke's powers were coming in i bet he had some pretty crazy eyestrain/migraines, this may be photo sensitivity talking, but when your brain really isn't ready to take in a bunch of light it really likes to make you suffer for it
he probably carries sunglasses with him everywhere for when there's a lot of people/movement that triggers his powers to activate
on bad days he has to put his phone on a screen reader so he can use it without looking at the screen
he's also the epitome of "im just going to rest my eyes", most of the time he does, sometimes he just takes a nap. his siblings don't get it but Alfred and Bruce will 1000% join him cause yeah sometimes you just need to rest your eyes.
#duke thomas#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#bread projects their disabilities the eternal saga#honestly “just resting” your eyes feels amazing#i imagine as his powers come in and he trains then he won't get the eye strain/migraines unless he Really exerts himself with his powers#or if he's having other health complications and has a flare#bat cave's special sensory deprivation tank (now with lead lining!)
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matthew asking keith not to talk to the media about him isn't new information (the athletic, 5/10/2023), and as the lede of that story makes clear, keith honored that request:
Matthew Tkachuk put his father in “timeout.”
That’s why Keith Tkachuk, an 18-year veteran of the NHL and one of the league’s best American-born players, wasn’t available to talk about his son’s remarkable run that has taken the Panthers from “biggest disappointment” to one win from the Eastern Conference finals.
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Now, there’s no time for distractions, and Matthew wants to keep a lid on his pops, who informed The Athletic of his “timeout” via text.
that article goes on to quote matthew's mother, sister, family friends, teammates, and coaches and mentors at various levels, so it's safe to say that keith's exclusion is a notable one.
as far as i can recall, the interview last night is the first keith has talked about matthew publicly since, and it wasn't a comment on matthew's performance or his team's play. should keith have said on the broadcast that matthew gave him the silent treatment? hard to say from the outside! i don't think "he didn't talk to me for a bit" gives us any meaningful new information* since we could already infer that he was mad, but i can understand why someone else might want to keep that particular detail private.
i don't bring this up a lot in my fannish posts and comments on tumblr because it's a little bit peeking behind the veil, but the tkachuks have very clearly made being a family the brand. now, that was a low hanging fruit for sure, because the nhl loves father-son narratives and fraternal narratives, but they absolutely lean into it. as a consequence, we know a lot about the family, and can often infer even more. (think brady not quite saying it but boy was it clear that he didn't appreciate matthew interfering with his contract stuff.) they can't just not talk about each other at all, because the story they've woven about themselves requires it. there's no version of this where keith never gets asked about matthew again. i think it's quite impressive how long he's managed to go without commenting on matthew's play. did he even say anything during the conference final?
look, i think there's plenty of things to point to if you want to construct a narrative about matthew and keith not always getting along (especially since no one gets along with each other all the time, perhaps especially not their parents). and there's plenty to dislike or find grating about keith! i also have my own beliefs about where in their relationship there's most likely to be tension, which i'm happy to get into on request but aren't the point of what i'm saying here. and if you're just here to play around with the idea of really contentious father-son relationship and have picked matthew and keith as your paper dolls for this purpose, then who am i to stop you? as one of my dear friends always says, all rpf characterization is fake.
but for me at least, the leap from the information we have to "keith hates and/or disrespects matthew" is a big one.
#*except for the use case of writing rpf where 'matthew gives people the silent treatment when he's mad' is in fact a useful detail#also i wish the athletic let you do gift links like the nytimes; it's such a useful feature#i'll come back and tag this later when it hopefully won't shoot to the top of the tags#sorry 2 any friends whose filters won't catch this#also i am going purely on what other people have said about the conversation#i am not listening to those men speak unless there's a cash prize at the end❤#hockey#matthew tkachuk
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Garden Of Eden Shenanigans (Pt 2 of Pt???) Pt 1 here
+ some colored ref boards of the naked trio 👍
#More doodles to come#hazbin hotel#hazbin adam#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin hotel lillith#lilith hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer morningstar#eve hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#garden of eden shenanigans#I hate drawing toes and won't unless I have to#they're the bane of my existence#censored nudity
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i'm deactivating the moment twst reveals:
— vil's dad
— ace's big brother
— rook's siblings/parents
— malleus' parents/grandma
— cater's sisters
— farena and his wife
— jack's little siblings
— mama & papa leech and mama ashengrotto
— kalim's siblings
— mama and papa zigvolt
— silver's parents
especially the first three i mean HAHA come on twst you don't want me rummaging through your data files and twirls hair and pins you to the wall. i'll be here for years!! maybe even forever!! who knows who knows!! i mean it's not gonna happen!! haha twst hear me out. please.
#i'm vv delusional#as in VERY delusional#use me as bait i'm willing to sacrifice an ounce of my dna just to see rook's siblings#don't even get me started on the better trappola#I'M JOKING NOT MY SCRUNKLY ACE HE'S BETTER (unless)#blaire have you not learned from speaking too much#no no i don't obviously hello#I AM MANIFESTING SO HARD FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH!!! (they're ruining it)#DON'T TALK TO ME WHEN THEY DROP (they won't)#twisted wonderland#twst
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Looking closer at this moment
Miles gets the smallest frown when he appears to look at Gwen's lips. If anything you know he was thinking about it.
#gwen x miles#gwiles#ghostflower#atsv spoilers#miles morales#gwen stacy#unlike what others may think I don't actually believe they'd have kissed here#Gwen just told Miles earlier she's worried they won't work out and Miles respects her boundaries#unless of course they had a moment of impulse#which you know could happen#kiss or no kiss they were about to have a tender moment one way or the other#damn you Rio rofl
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Adam reminds me of Lord Flashheart so much
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#no one will understand this unless you're english#and have an affinity for old 1980/90 tv#but I DO#SO IM MAKING EVERYONE APPRECIATE THIS OLD COMEDY#seriously tho if you like dry English humour#watch Blackadder (specifically s3 + 4)#you won't regret it#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin hotel lute#lute#adam#Adam x lute#lute x adam#hazbin#blackadder#lord flashheart#Blackadder
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Izzy Hands: The Moon.
Re-imagined from the traditional Ride-Waite-Smith tarot, this version of the Moon shows Izzy taking the shape of a lone Lover, longing for what he cannot reach.
Longer exploration of the card's symbolism under the cut.
Symbolism of the card
I initially meant this card to be specifically Izzy's, but he is once again unseparable from Ed. Though the moon itself is depicted as Ed, it is through Izzy that I interpret the journey of the card. Feel free to invent your own interpretation as well!
In the original version of the Moon we see a dog, a wolf, and a crayfish. Izzy takes the place of the wolf, marking him as wild and untameable. He is accompanied by a dog, symbolizing his loyalty. The crayfish has retreated, and we can see a monster lurking in the depths of the water, reminding us of the beasts that lie within.
Rachel Pollack (2011) writes: "The Moon signifies the dangerous time between the end of one world structure and the beginning of another. On the emotional level it can indicate the strange state when something powerful has ended and you find yourself thrown back on your instincts."
In the card Izzy already has his wooden leg. He his stepping into his role as the Unicorn, marking a shift in his loyalty and his place in the world. His reign as Blackbeard's first mate is ending, and a whole new world order is being imagined.
Ed is also seen in a new light. With his short beard, he is at the end of his captaincy, possibly even at the end of his piracy. He as the Moon is illuminated by the light of the Sun, personified by Stede in another card, The Sun.
Izzy bears witness to their combined light, unreachable to him on the ground. He teeters at the edge of the water illuminated by that very light, and is faced with a choice. Will he turn, follow the path and try to reach the unreachable? Or will he explore the unknown waters in front of him?
In tarot, water symbolizes emotions, intuition and subconscious. Pollack writes: "Here in the unknown territory our animal selves take over. We cannot suppress the wild emotions but only travel through them." The message of the Moon beckons Izzy to step into the water and face his emotions.
However, there are also dangers in the murky waters of the subconscious. Pollack continues: "The Moon card calls forth powerful dreams, visions, and the power of the feminine." In tarot water is a feminine element. Izzy, a beacon of masculinity, has in the past confused the feminine with the monstrous. He is now dared to invite the feminine within him to the surface. His posture already mirrors that of the feminine lover from the Lovers-card. It also calls back to the Fool, to someone at the beginning of their self-discovery.
Tl;dr: Izzy, the Fool and the Lover, is on a journey from one world to another. Will he follow the path and try to reach the unreachable, or will he find the courage to plunge into unknown waters?
A comparison between the original Rider-Waite-Smith card from 1909 and the re-imagined version
Izzy's pose mirrors the feminine Lover
Sources
Image source: Pamela Colman Smith, 1909, republished as Tarot of A. E. Waite, 2016, AGM-Urania, Germany
Text source: Rachel Pollack, A Journey of 78 Steps, 2011, as cited in the booklet for instruction and guidance of Tarot of A. E. Waite, 2016, AGM-Urania, Germany
#there is even more symbolism in the lighthouses that are topped with the domes from the Tower but it's so much already#it's about the journey between life and death#ofmd#our flag means death#izzy hands#edizzy#steddyhands#blackhands#i'm tagging this as ships cause i ship them all and i made this with shipperly intentions#even if it's not like explicitly shipping content#ed teach#edward teach#blackbeard#gosh i went to some deep waters with this myself#i mean there is so much to interpret here#is izzy shooting for the moon with ed? has he lifted ed high on the pedestal himself?#what does it mean that the water is lit by moonlight?#to me this is the point in fics where izzy does not yet know how he would fit in the steddyhands triangle and doesn't see it possible#and maybe it won't be unless he accepts some things and allows himself to feel#but it can also be read that he needs to let ed go#in either case water is discovery and acceptance#i am planning to make ed the star and stede the sun as well!#my fanart
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