attention this is your captain speaking chag sameach pesach to all celebrating and a reminder do not open the airlock to greet elijah the vulcan rabbinic council ruled that opening the door to the room where the seder is occurring is sufficient elijah can get on a starship just fine himself he just likes to be personally invited in to your seder we dont need another incident like last year thank you

How many people r gonna be at whatever seder you are hosting or attending tonight? (my family is feeding 21 people. so. much. cooking.)

that's,,, a lot of people 😨

I'm at my parents for yom tov and tonight we will be 6 and tomorrow we'll be 7, so nice and chill! I'm looking forward to it honestly, I love pesach (despite my absolute devotion and undying passion for bread, alas)

and right back atcha my friend! 💙

Happy early Pesach @koshercosplay

Chag sameach!!

I know it’s still a week away, but I wanted to wish you a Chag HaMatzot Sameach!

I'm answering it on erev pesach so you're right on time lmao. Chag sameach! 💚

me, while watching any piece of media ever:

youtube series where i theorize what the jews are doing in any fictional media featuring future humans in space and/or a post-apocalyptic world

eleventh plague. emails. 

one of these is not like the others

passover as the emperor's new groove memes, made by yours truly

Jews: hey claiming to know more about our own religion and culture than we do is pretty antisemitic, you clearly don't fully understand us so please stop making assumptions

this person, apparently: well I'm not jewish and I think you guys are inherently tricksters and evil!! I'm offended on behalf of G-d that you even exist! I'm not being antisemitic it's just true!

TLDR:

On Twitter there are currently a lot of Christians and Muslims getting really angry about ways that Jews work around restrictions on work during Shabbat, and, like, honestly I do not understand why they care? Just a lot of non-Jews telling nice Orthodox Jews that they’re doing their religion wrong for no reason.

most people: omg was that an earthquake?? do we need to take precautionary measures?? I better message my loved ones to make sure they're okay

me and my coworkers at the science museum: *runs full pelt towards the seismograph in the geology hall*

Purim is coming up and I have class that day. I explained the holiday to my gentile roommate and they told me I should wear my fursuit to class

people at the museum I work at often call me miss frizzle, so I figured this purim I'd really lean into it ✨️

chag purim sameach and stay curious! 🔬🌌🦖

This year's theme.

idk CAN you tell me how to get to sesame street?

two little purim treats bc purim is soon!!!!!!!!

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