When I was doing research for a 40k fic that I'm writing, I stumbled across a forum comment that confidently stated that there was no need for contraceptives in the imperial guard because they were all men. It's been years and I still think about that to this day.

It never ceases to amaze and confuse me that the Warhammer fandom, despite its age, just seems to be… lacking in a lot of what I expect to see in fandom. I have to assume that it’s hidden away somewhere on the internet and I just haven’t found it, but I just can’t understand how there’s only like 5 fics shipping Cain/Jurgen.

So. I took it upon myself to draw Khorne in the bath, a la that one Elizabeth Bathory figurine. Only to discover that GW preempted my attempt to draw their non-sexy chaos god in the nude by having 0 artwork of him as anything other than a giant armor. Outrageous. It’s like they don’t even want us to draw Stupid Sexy Khorne.

Over at Patreon, society6, and redbubble we stubbornly insist that armor can be sexy in their own right, so there!

Tumblr's most respected holiday the Ides of March is fast approaching and I had an Idea (TM).

The Idea (TM) is available on RedBubble if you and your 59 co-conspirators want it on stuff to celebrate/commemorate the stabbing of Ceasar.

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I didn't follow the development to any great extent (because I didn't want to build up a ton of expectations and be disappointed) so I was blissfully unaware while making the comic. Either way, I'm glad the aesthetics won and the blame ended up in the right place.

Full disclosure: I haven't bought the game yet. It's apparently really buggy so I'm waiting until that's either fixed or I cave. That being said… *stares into the camera* I knew they wouldn't let us romance the tech-priest.

And, yes, it should technically be Owlcat games but their logo text is so skinny that it looked awful on Generic Corporate Dude, so here we are.

For those of you who feel slighted by the lack of non-standard romance options, you are welcome to join the club over at Patreon, society6, and redbubble. Sometimes when we get sad enough art happens.

Full disclosure: I haven't bought the game yet. It's apparently really buggy so I'm waiting until that's either fixed or I cave. That being said… *stares into the camera* I knew they wouldn't let us romance the tech-priest.

And, yes, it should technically be Owlcat games but their logo text is so skinny that it looked awful on Generic Corporate Dude, so here we are.

For those of you who feel slighted by the lack of non-standard romance options, you are welcome to join the club over at Patreon, society6, and redbubble. Sometimes when we get sad enough art happens.

Congrats to Bioware for setting up one of the very few scenarios I have ever encountered that firmly put an end to my looter behavior. The suggestion probably wouldn't have horrified me to quite the same degree if it wasn't for the fact that there are more than a few parallels between the Dalish and the Sámi. I can't remember ever getting that uncomfortable by a seemingly innocent quest before. Or after.

All bones on Patreon, society6, and redbubble have been donated by the entities that previously possessed them. This may or may not include ghosts working on behalf of necromancers - we didn't read the fine print.

Is a city without dogs even worth saving? Doubtful. Thank you mr R Pickens for warning us well before we set foot in the city. Now I can focus on all the sidequests along the way without an ounce of guilt.

Dogs are allowed, and even encouraged, over at Patreon, society6, and redbubble though, have no fear.

You're going to regret being mean to me when I get super powerful and cool, Minthara D< Just watch me romance Astarion again and know that it could have been you if you hadn't called me an abomination.

… and yes, obviously I'm romancing her in another playthrough with an evil drow. As if I wouldn't be batting my eyelashes at a mean drow woman.

We've got a support system for drow lovers over at Patreon, society6, and redbubble. It's... mostly talking about how much we love drow though.

So, the user in question chose to ignore me, so I've been forced to file a DMCA. Fun! Don't be like this person!

Please, do not repost my comics

It's great if you reblog them, you can link to them on other websites, but do not upload them anywhere. I've just had the unpleasant experience of having to reach out to someone on reddit and ask them to remove a stolen comic. I don't enjoy it. Art theft makes me reconsider uploading art online altogether.

Thank you.

Please, do not repost my comics

It's great if you reblog them, you can link to them on other websites, but do not upload them anywhere. I've just had the unpleasant experience of having to reach out to someone on reddit and ask them to remove a stolen comic. I don't enjoy it. Art theft makes me reconsider uploading art online altogether.

Thank you.

If anything, Gale is a lesson in why going outside is a bad idea and socially isolating is actually good for you. At least you won't get kidnapped by mind flayers and tadpoled if you never leave your house.

You are safe from being kidnapped by mind flayers on your visit to Patreon, society6, and redbubble. No guarantees can be offered elsewhere.

I have never cackled like I did when I discovered that Larian updated BG3 to include jiggle physics on the male genitalia. I have never resembled that hehehe lizard more. Was there anyone who requested this? Probably not. Does it serve any purpose? Other than to entertain those who are easily amused… no. Will you ever actually notice it in the game? Unlikely. And yet!

… and yes maybe I decided to make a comic out of it because I'm still annoyed that Tapas asked me to censor the Deeply Offensive Lady Nipples if I wanted C&H to be returned to their app.

Over at Patreon, society6, and redbubble we appreciate that game developers are at long last trying to address the uneven distribution of jiggle physics.

No, I'm still not ok with Certain Comments and how we weren't allowed to call people out on their bs. Like, come on, you've only got one god, Cassandra, surely there's plenty of room for you to adopt some more?

Patreon, society6, and redbubble are not responsible for the hurt feelings of any deities.

You know how you sometimes stumble across things and you get this intense feeling that this product didn't have a single woman working on it? Yeah.

I read this phrase a year ago and I have not known peace since (which I'm sure pleases Khorne). And yes, I now headcanon that followers of Khorne fund their misadventures by selling period products.

I'm sorry.

Patreon, society6, and redbubble don't offer Khorne-themed menstrual products, but by the Chaos Gods they should.

BG3 allows you to breakup whenever (and, at least in Astarion's case, the break up is different depending on when you do it). It's great. It also reminded me of The Horrors of being too nice to Anders when all I wanted to do was check everyone off my list.

This was also the comic that made Tapas go D< on me and removed C&H from the app due to the horror of *checks note* two circles on a cartoon lady's chest area. It's still available on the website though.

We keep our spare boxes over at Patreon, society6, and redbubble in case we need to quickly move in the dead of night to avoid the awkward breakup conversation.

It was sweet that Astarion was under the belief that no one would figure out he was a vampire before his big reveal. Most of us took one look at him and said "yep, that sure is a vampire right there." Most, however, doesn't include the party members. Some of these characters are supposed to be perceptive and intelligent, and I'm still convinced that if you press your ear against theirs you'd hear elevator music.

Over at Patreon, society6, and redbubble we don't let intellect devourers starve.