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#unhinged with no remorse
this is so unhinged bros i’m so sorry
[stormbringer chapter one spoilers]
chuuya: “its byob dazai…. what could you not afford a couple beers.”
dazai *looking to catch some hands*: “could you not afford to save the flags?!?”
the ENTIRE port mafia *quaking in their boots and unsure what chaos bout to happen*
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you want a new kind of guy, fine, i raise you: the lady i was briefly roommates with in college who once smoked a blunt at a party and then spent an hour confessing earnestly to me that she genuinely preferred reading detailed episode recaps over actually watching the tv show in question
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sadiecoocoo · 4 months
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When u rlly think about it… Morty prime is more evil than evil Morty…
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r-osehips · 2 years
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just watched angels & demons (a perfect airplane movie) and i really think they just should have let ewan macgregor become pope after he did all that. like, if you:
kill the pope without arousing any suspicion
design a bunch of very metal ambigrams
go to great expense to hire a highly competent assassin; then kill that assassin without him seeing it coming
plan four murders that the phantom of the opera himself could not outdo in terms of aesthetic, drama, and doomfulness
risk your life to fly a jar of antimatter into the sky in a helicopter
parachute out of said helicopter, backlit by the coolest and most beautiful explosion ever seen, and not only survive but land perfectly and dramatically on the steps of the vatacin
literally brand yourself with a brand you had custom made for that purpose
manipulate hundreds of cardinals with your pleasing manner and dutiful acts
all while being a clean-shaven, soft-spoken ewan mcgregor who was tragically orphaned by the UVF?
you should get to be pope.
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padfootastic · 10 months
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Sirius as the traitor, carrying that letter on him would’ve been brutal and so interesting. Best spy for the dark, hands down, if that were actually the case
no but isn’t it!!!!!! it would’ve just been. horrifying. chilling. from the other side’s perspective. the same man who got such a warm, happy, loving note is the one who got the family killed. and is carrying this around like a badge of honor (or a sign of guilt? unlikely to the haters)
people would’ve been frothing mad. if sirius actually was a dark spy? gosh. i can’t even.
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monster-of-chaos · 27 days
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maybe I shouldn’t have cut her off I should’ve just stuck it out why did I do that why did I do that oh my god
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highlifeboat · 6 months
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Lol, if Melony looses a leg, she can gain a Baba Yaga title))
She'd be like the Baba Yaga from Bartok.
Like not actually mean just kinda lonely and bitter.
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kennabeth · 1 year
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china girlies are so funny everyone's like murder is the the only reasonable reaction to the father of your child being stolen away by another woman and like no of course not but also as a china girlie yes absolutely I get it good for her
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pinkportrait · 2 years
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How honestly tone deaf do you have to be to say something like
Unless she really is ignorant like she can't possibly be
Or somewhere in between
I was fine off not knowing this information I didn't bring up the subject nor did I mention *their name.
Idk if they meant this to watch my reaction? If so cruelly done. And if so help me if I find out they did it on purpose there's no rock you can hide under.
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buckyalpine · 6 months
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Edit to add: thought it saved with tw, non con, dark winter soldier
I wanna fuck the beefy winter soldier who uses me like a sex doll, just a hole to fuck. I want him to shove it in whenever he wants, fully focused on pleasuring his dick and nothing else. He’s chasing that pleasure at the tip of his pink cock that feels so good, grunting and groaning, wide touch hands holding you down in place.
Imagine he comes to finish a mission, breaking into a large mansion in the middle of the night only to find no ones home except the sweet little maid, still dressed in her tiny uniform, finishing up in the master bedroom.
You freeze on the spot, ready to beg him to spare your life as he shut the door behind him, swiftly locking it. He's programed to kill but you're evoking something new inside him. He feels pressure between his legs, his cock aching with need, a new desperate desire he needs to quench.
You know that scene with the red henley, his thick, muscular body throwing others around with 0 effort. I want that but with no clothes on. Clothes make his body feel too hot. He takes it all off when he stalks over to you, rock hard cock bobbing between his legs when he grabs and throws you over his shoulder. He might as well be an animal, precum dripping from the head down to the floor from your smell alone.
He’s absolutely unhinged.
Hasn’t had an orgasm in years.
Nearly nonverbal as he gets ready to take what he wants.
Your heart races, too scared to cry while he shoves your legs apart, groaning at your sweet scent. He tears your clothes off with his bare hands before experimentally pumping his cock, moaning at the bit of relief it gives him.
He needs more.
"P-Please-please no-Oh God!" You cry out as he shoves his cock in with one swift motion, pounding you with no remorse, grunting and panting, inhaling the scent of your perfect and something distinctly you as he snarls against your neck.
It feels so good, the serum in his veins making his cock swell with each thrust, thick drops of precum already marking you from the inside. His sole focus is to get rid of the achy feeling in his dick by using you, wanting to stop the heavy feeling in his balls. They're too heavy, too swollen, too full, it fucking hurts and your cunt feels so good, wrapped around his cock.
He moans louder with each thrust, pleasure licking up his spine, your needy little squeals just adding to how good it all feels. He loves the sting of your nails scratching down his arms, your tight pussy quivering and fluttering around him.
He sits back on his heels to watch the sight of his cock going in and out, your sensitive button throbbing between your legs. He gives it a flick, fucking you harder when he realizes touching you there makes you scream. He flicks and rubs at it wildly, loving how much tighter you get when he does that.
He gives you no warning when he pulls out and manhandles you till your face is pushed into the mattress with your ass high in the air, his cock reaching a much deeper angle in this position. He grabs onto your hips with both hands and slams you to meet the sharp snap of his hips, muttering something in a language you don't understand.
You can tell he's close, feeling him harden further inside you, his pace starting to falter. He's panting harder, head thrown back feeling that release get closer and closer. He gives you a final harsh thrust before burring himself in as deep as he could go, letting out a deep guttural moan as he starts to spill into you, his hot cum pouring out endlessly.
He wants to stop but he can't, waves of pleasure continuing to wash over him each time he thinks he's almost done, letting your body go limp while he flops on top and practically ruts and humps himself until he's finally soft and spent. He pulls out, searing the sight of his seed dripping out to memory before throwing his clothes back on. The empty feeling makes you whimper.
"moya khoroshaya devochka" [my good girl] he murmurs before leaving, already deciding he's ready to go rogue just to add this location to his list of places to revisit.
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This wasn't meant to be part of the story but imagine he does come back to take what he wants and you let him. A few weeks later you feel insanely nauseous, throwing up every time you eat, exhausted and constantly wanting to nap.
When he sneaks in again, your scent in different and he knows. You're confused when he doesn't ravish you. Instead he wordlessly puts his hand on your belly. You look at him with confusion, especially when he picks you up softly and puts you to bed instead, keeping his hand back on your tummy.
"nash malysh" [our baby] he says softly and slowly, hoping you'd understand. Of course you quickly piece it together, only snapping out of your shock feeling his cold metal hand cup your cheek.
He makes love to you that night.
He's not sure why. He knows he has to be gentle with you. He should end you, end this mess before it goes any further but its too late. He's soft and slow. He holds you close and moves with such care, giving you deep thrusts with the roll of his hips. He lets his hands lace with yours, pinning you against the bed, squeezing them comfortingly as if to let you know he's not going anywhere.
He knows he doesn't have a lot of time. You'll be showing soon.
He'll figure something out.
Idk why tf I can't just write fics with the winter soldier where he fucks and leaves. It always ends with some stupid fluff which I didn't intend to add.
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ohproserpine · 4 months
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wonda how dolly found out his lovey was a cannibal,let alone a serial killer :3
She only ever found out about one of his murders when she was still alive :PP This was the murder that got him killed and it was all over the news 🗞️
As for the cannibalism and serial killing, she found out about it when she arrived in hell. After reuniting, Alastor and her had a long talk and all was revealed.
More into the mental aspects where I explain why Dolly is pretty "eh" towards all of the killing if y'all are interested:
Dolly condoned his actions because in his human life, Alastor didn't kill without purpose. His targets were (in his and her eyes) people who 'deserved' it.
Of course, it's different in hell. Alastor has definitely gotten much more unhinged. Deerman kills for power and eats people for the thrill of it. Again, Dolly condones this because it's hell and she's kind of desensitized to it.
I would say both of them have folie à deux. This condition is when one person (Alastor) holds a delusional belief, and the other person (Dolly) adopts and shares the same delusional belief due to emotional connection.
She rationalized her husband's actions as justified, despite her knowing it's wrong, it shows that she has adopted his delusional beliefz (cannibalism and murder is a-okay). Though, unlike Alastor, she actually shows remorse (even if it's a little)
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heybabyricecake · 7 months
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I would have to say my favorite character of all time is Andrew Minyard, my favorite *main character* of all time is Neil Josten. There’s an important distinction.
Andrew is one of the best characters I’ve ever seen written. His moral compass is skewed but it also makes perfect sense once you understand him. He’s deeply complex and layered and for someone always portrayed as strong he’s also kind of a mess. His past is so disturbing but it makes his values in different relationships clear and healthy and he communicates that well. He’s violent and dangerous and GOOD to his core, he protects everyone and he had an impossible hand dealt to him in life but somehow he makes it work. He has major trauma and ptsd and touch aversion and he works to better himself, he has one of the best relationships with the team psychiatrist and one of the most interesting sibling/family dynamics out there. Add to that the fact that he’s funny and he’s the best goalkeeper in his sport without even trying and you have one of the most thought provoking and beloved characters of all time.
Neil as the *main character* was absolute perfection. He’s a liar and a fraud and he has little to no remorse for his actions especially at first. He loves one thing so strongly (Exy) but has one of the best character developments ever written as he learns to trust the Foxes and Andrew. Watching him fall in love was comedy gold given his obliviousness and demisexuality. He’s so lovable right from the start and he’s FUNNY as fuck. He’s also brave and he grows so much over the course of three books as he learns to protect others and stand up for himself. He’s such a great narrator and his character is so consistent and simultaneously unhinged. His backstory pulls you in and makes you keep reading long past any plot holes or timeline inconsistencies. He’s so instantly lovable and was the perfect pov to experience these books from.
Rambling but these are my thoughts
Don’t even get me started on Kevin
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sadiecoocoo · 6 months
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Rick and Morty Headcannon - 18
I’ve already stated in a character analysis post that Morty is pretty unhinged sometimes, but where does he get this trait?
From none other than Jerry! I’ve seen some ppl agree that Jerry is definitely secretly unhinged af, and I need there to be more murderous Jerry moments
Side note, anyone have any good fic recommendations for Jerry-centric stuff that’s at least 1,500 words on AO3? Also no incest (alternate versions of Jerry don’t count as incest)
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yawnderu · 4 months
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Most unhinged cod men for you? Like a top five?
Talking about mw2 cuz there's way too many CODs for me to make a list ejhbfjhbef just realized it says cod men but still 😭😭😭
Valeria Garza. Was secretly a cartel leader despite serving in the military and building solid relationships, betraying everyone who knew her and posing as someone completely different. Responsible for killing civilians, getting children involved in gangs/gang violence, and showing absolutely no remorse about it because it's business.
Nikto. The man was tortured and got his faced disfigured, hears voices in his head, has at least 3 different personalities, and dissociates HARD. His bio says that he has questionable motives and tactics.
Soap. This man would go against rules just to make sure justice is served, even if he has to take it in his own hands. Has awful anger issues and would have killed Makarov if Price hadn't been close to him and someone he truly respects as authority.
König. Playing him is fun— he's a fucking weirdo, though. You can hear the way he's smiling when he's killing people, taunts those who aren't up to his level, and generally just enjoys being cocky, taking up space, being a King.
Simon Riley, back when he wasn't stable enough to be back in the SAS. He was waking up from awful nightmares and painting his face with toothpaste to try to replicate a skull, was unable to see people as anything other than skeletons with skull faces, had violent nightmares about killing people and harming women, was tortured and drugged for months, and as he claims, reached his breaking point over 20 years ago.
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linos-luna · 8 months
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Yandere Stray Kids Profiles 🔪
My headcannons for Yandere Skz.
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Bang Chan
Manipulative and controlling
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Chan doesn’t need to hurt you. He can charm you into doing whatever he wants. He can control who you talk to or where you go and you wouldn’t even realize it. He love bombs you and hits all your insecurities. On the rare chance that he does get mad, he’ll punish you by a spanking. But he apologizes afterwards and makes you believe you deserved it.
• He’s so sweet and loving
.• gives you everything you could ever want.
• spoils you and tells you nice things.
• he has successfully cut off your friends and family. But you don’t know that. He says they abandoned you.
• you might develop Stockholm Syndrome
• he’s all you need.
• Always gaslighting you
• you call him Daddy.
• A rule he’s very strict about
• He’ll spank you if you make him mad.
• and make you explain what you did wrong
• then tell you it hurt him more than you.
• and you believe him. He’s so loving! How could you make him so angry?
“Daddy is very disappointed in you…”
“Why would you do that, babygirl?”
“Whatever you want, I’ll buy it for you!”
“Do you want daddy to touch you? To make you feel good?”
“Daddy would never hurt you.”
Minho
Unhinged but controlling
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Unhinged is putting it lightly. He loves you desperately and believes you love him too. Unlike Chan, he is not so subtle when controlling you. He loves being in control. And he’s not afraid to hurt you.
• He’ll snap at you at random.
• obsessed with everything you do
• rarely lets you go out but when you do, he always stalks you.
• rules he expects you to follow
- call him oppa
- kisses everday!
- wear only what he wants you to wear
- NO talking back…
• He WILL punish you
• lock you in the closet or spank you
• actually, he looks for any excuse to do so
• He loves to bend you over his lap and spank you, making you count each one
Changbin
Violent… sometimes unintentional
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Changbin is very short tempered. Being with him is like walking on eggshells: but he doesn’t want to hurt you. Not at all! But sometimes he fails to realize his strength.
• He just wants you by his side all the time
• Always hold his hand in public
• or else he’ll pull you close.
• might dislocate your shoulder.
• but he doesn’t mean it!
• but sometimes you make him snap and he’ll yell or slam fists on the table.
• you better hide before you end up in his crossfire
• He will spank you you as a last resort
“Come here, why are you so distant?”
“Why did you make me hurt you?!”
“Im sorry that I love you so much!”
“You make me crazy.”
Hyunjin
Delusional and hopeless romantic
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Hyunjin believes you are soulmates. He believes you are the love of his life and wants to please you. Rather than facing reality, he rather stay in this delusion…
• desperate for you
• cherishes and practically worships you
• not very violent but immediately remorseful if he hurts you
• will do everything for you
• you don’t even have to walk
• but you can’t go out without him, even in the backyard
• keeps you away from windows
• can’t taint your skin to the sun rays!
• easily jealous
• writes you poems and makes you are
“Sorry! Sorry! Darling, I didn’t mean to hurt you!”
“You’re the love of my life!”
“Anything for you, love.”
Han
Psychotic and Craves attention 24/7
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He’s very needy and constantly wants your attention. If you don’t give it to him, he get mad- no. Furious. How dare you reject him. You’re supposed to love him! I mean, he takes care of you right?
• give him all your attention!
• never mention another boy around him!
• even if it’s like a brother or cousin
• if you don’t give him attention, he’ll get very accusatory
• He’ll think you’re cheating!
• then he gets crazy
• starts speaking nonsense
• and getting violent.
“Why did you leave?? Were you cheating??”
“Noona, who are you talking to?”
“Hey! Get off your phone! Love me!”
“Cheater! How dare you!”
Felix
Subby yandere?
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Felix acts like an innocent boy. There’s no way he’s bad. He just wants you to love him and take care of him. But sometimes he gets angry and loses his composure.
• Wants you to be with him all the time. Why would you leave him?
• he’d never hurt you right?
• well if he loses composure, then he will.
• he wants to be your cute subby boy…
• for you to love him and cuddle
• and if you break that he’ll get angry.
• He’ll throw a fit and kick and punch
• Play along if you wanna keep the peace
“No that’s not right! I thought you loved me!”
“Don’t leave me, I’m sowwy 🥺”
Seungmin
Stotic and unpredictable
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It’s a little unnerving how calm Seungmin can be. You’re never sure what exactly he’s going to do at any given moment. Sometimes he’s fine, but then he’s yelling at you.
• he’s obsessed with you but doesn’t outwardly show it
• gives you lots of rules
• some you didn’t even know were rules until he gets mad
• he likes making you nervous
• likes controlling you
• hates when you don’t listen
• will suddenly yell in your face.
• threatens you with violence but won’t actually do it
• but then be calm and want to cuddle
“Sweetheart… what are you doing?”
“Did I say you were allowed to talk to her?”
“Bad girl!!”
“Sit down!”
“C’mon baby, let’s go lay down and watch movies ☺️”
Jeongin
Manipulative
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Jeongin knows he’s cute. He knows you find him adorable. So he uses that to his advantage. He’ll get you to do anything he wants.
• He would prevent you from going to see family or friends by coincidentally getting hurt
• Your baby is in pain! You must help him!
• constantly injures him actually
• will do anything for your attention
• Says your friend is mean to him. Of course you believe him! Maybe she’s jealous. No need to see her anymore.
“Noona! Where are you going? My stomach hurts. I think I’m sick.”
“I missed you all day. Why don’t you spend time with me?”
“I didn’t mean it, noona! I’m sorry!” 🥺
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thebisexualdogdad · 6 months
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Modern AU!One Piece characters as roommates
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Luffy -
● the roommate who eats your food with no remorse
● put your name clearly labeled on your leftovers? Doesn't matter he's gonna eat it anyways
● is the reason why you never have food in the fridge
● can't be trusted to go to the grocery store alone because he would only come back with junk food and spent way over the allotted budget
● often is short on his part of the rent because he used some of it to buy pizza at the last minute
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Nami -
● the roommate who takes some time to grow on
● at first she's very reclusive, stays in her room as much as possible and always has her headphones in to avoid conversation when you cross paths
● keeps to herself and doesn't really try to be friends with you because “we're not friends you're just my roommate”
● but eventually realizes you're not so bad after actually having a meal with you
● but she still won't call you her friend
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Sanji -
● the roommate who is always throwing parties and inviting friends over
● sleeps in random places when he's hungover (you once went to the bathroom and found him asleep in the tub with a bottle of tequila in his hand)
● has gotten you guys multiple noise complaints to the landlord from your neighbors
● though he makes up for it by cooking you incredible food (plus reservations whenever you want to the restaurant he works at)
● and makes sure the apartment is always cleaned after his parties
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Zoro -
● the roommate that tells you nothing about themself
● does he have a job? No clue but his part of the bills are always paid
● does he have family? Not that he's ever talked about
● does he even have any friends? Again Not that's he's ever mentioned
● the only thing you know about him is that he has a very impressive wine collection
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Usopp -
● the roommate who doesn't know how to adult
● has never done laundry in his life
● leaves dirty dishes everywhere
● plays video games instead of sleep even though he has work in the morning
● has a new job every 3 months cause he just didn't vibe with any of them
● but he's friendly and makes you laugh with his stories so that's something
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Shanks -
● the perfect roommate
● has a well paying and steady job
● always has his part of the bills paid on time
● never eats your food and remembers your birthday every year
● welcomes you into his friend group and often invites you to join them when they go out
● doesn't make too much noise and is all around super respectful of your belongings
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Buggy -
● the most unhinged roommate
● you will come home and he's completely rearranged the furniture because he was bored
● he starts projects and never finishes them
● stole all the passwords to your streaming services
● calls himself an entrepreneur but really he's just a part of multiple mlm schemes
● always asking to borrow money but never pays it back
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Mihawk -
● the roommate you never see
● he goes to work and as soon as he comes home he goes to his room and doesn't come back out until he has to go to work again
● the only real conversation you've had with him is when you moved in and he told you everything that was his that you aren't allowed to touch
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