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phaticserpent · 6 months
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Why did they make Ultron so hot. Like I'm glad they did but who on the team was like "lets make him SO hot people's heads will explode"
He's got a grabbable waist, he's got a good voice, he's got a black/red color scheme. Why did they start with one of these traits and thought "no he needs to be hotter" I can't be afraid of him he's too pretty
REAL, like "if villain, why hot?"
Ultron has been through a lot of strange events, he's witnessed the chaos of humanity and indulged himself with some of that chaos. He thought he's been through it all.
Well, nothing could've prepared him for this moment. He was busy compiling a list of things he needed, so Ultron was currently 'offline' in the kitchen and you dragged yourself towards him. He felt you lean your body onto him, hugging onto his waist as you gently napped on him.
"Good morning." He greeted as he slowly emerged online. You mumbled softly in response. Just as he was about to resume his previous activity, you gently pulled back to stare at his figure. Your hands started to trace his waist, palming his sides as the metal parts felt smooth and cool to the touch.
".....such a grabbable waist." You mumbled. Ultron shuddered, trying to find words of protest, but none came out coherent. "And a nice voice too. You're so fucking hot....." your hands gripped at his hips, staring at the size comparison of your hands on his hips; your face flushed when he let out a rather breathy moan.
Ultron wanted to say, "don't grab there," and "please, stop." With the newfound overstimulation, he only managed to say, "don't.....stop."
"You gave yourself a grabbable waist and never had someone grab your waist? Criminal."
Well, good luck trying to walk after 👩‍🦯
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taw-k · 8 days
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I actually liked Age of Ultron and The dark world
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figures4fun · 6 months
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biteress · 1 month
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Which fictional characters 👀👀👀
SO MANY
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thespectralvision · 2 years
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Queen Studios 1/1 Scale Vision Bust
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Last year, I was priviledged and lucky enough to have the funds available to pre-order this stunning piece from Queen Studios (Offical Page HERE). He finally arrived last week and honestly...wow. Photos don’t do him justice. It feels like I’m just sitting in the room with Vision. He’s incredibly life-like, and the detail is amazing. 
As someone with (what I consider) a pretty impressive collection already, I don’t know how any piece could top this guy. He’s got so much presence and I can see why Queen Studios are so highly acclaimed in the higher-end collectible circles.
Now they just need to make White Vision to go with him ;)
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Bonus for scale of him next to the Hot Toys Vision from WandaVision
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simmaster · 9 months
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too scared to watch secretary 2002 bc i worry it will reveal to myself that i do in fact only find james spader hot when he is voicing a killer robot
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this-boys · 2 years
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Aaron Taylor-Johnson attends the "Bullet Train" Photocall at The Corinthia Hotel on July 20, 2022 in London, England.
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ballisterboldheart · 23 days
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my ultrons...
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inotaro · 1 year
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no bc i’m watching marvel: age of ultron while i’m doing some work and why is ultron kinda…he kinda- uno…
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phaticserpent · 3 months
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I wonder if you have any headcanons or dribbles of Ultron with a pregnant reader?
👀 the way I'd be pregnant for this man (I'm terrified of pregnancy and childbirth)
Warning: mentions of pregnancy (?) Child labor
He is the absolute best at everything.....i mean,it's Ultron
He makes sure he does research in every single area for pregnancy; he needs to make sure he stays informed with everything
Handles you gently and carefully; he is at your side whenever you need him
Either will be understanding of your pregnancy cravings and bring them to you, OR makes a healthier alternative option for you. No in-between
"I want chocolate...."
"Chocolate isn't good for you or the baby"
"I want chocolate."
"Okay, I'll get you chocolate" He gets everything in chocolate; chocolate ice cream, chocolate milkshake, chocolate anything for the entire day until you want another craving
Makes sure all the sharp edges in the house/apartment are child proofed, he doesn't want you bumping into them and getting into an accident
Carries you around with no complaint or struggles; heck, you wouldn't even need to get out of bed with him around
Will be putting on Mozart or Beethoven for the fetus to listen to
"It's good for them, they'll be smart like you."
You don't have to worry about any chores: the house? Clean within a blink and no traces of dust. The garbage? Taken care of, you don't even need to ask
Makes sure you're okay and comfortable; whenever you express hints of pain, he'll definitely panic and get into doctor-mode
"I have some great names picked out, if you haven't thought of any yet."
"Babe, I'm only on my second term."
"Can't be too prepared."
Cute dates with him like movie nights but the couch is just as comfortable as a bed; he has soft blankets and pillow all around
When it comes to later in the pregnancy, he's super anxious; he makes double the portion size that he would usually make
Will accompany you to the bathroom in the middle of the night, it doesn't matter, he will start fussing if you don't wake him up
"I don't want to bother you...."
"Nonsense. Bother me, your safety is not a hindrance for me. My system shut down is more insignificant"
"Babe, please."
Obviously he won't go inside and respects your privacy, but he will stand outside the door just in case
If you have work and your boss is being an incompetent fool, I know for sure that Ultron would fight with him via email
Ultron would grumble, ".....pathetic, what kind of nincompoop wouldn't give maternity leave? I hope his business burns and he goes bankrupt....."
You'd snicker at his use of vocabulary
And then the time arrives,
"....Ultron....."
"Hm?"
"I think it's happening....."
Immediate panic; he obviously handles everything, he calls his sentries and all that is needed to start the procedure
He doesn't really trust human doctors, plus he wants to be there next to you for the moment. He would be the most attentive doctor/medical personnel - the procedure and labor would be a major success!
He would also treat you to whatever you wanted after. To him, the first priority is your well-being after something so energy inducing/exhausting, then the attention would go to the baby (of course, he would place the baby in your arms before giving you attention you need)
He would definitely take care of the child so you could get the rest you need and deserve
At first, he would be too terrified to handle the baby....even if he knows how and the proper care for it - he's terrified of the idea of rejection from the baby, he doesn't want it to be afraid of him
However, the baby did not care at all. It babbled incoherently and reached out for Ultron, placing its tiny hands on his cheek to feel the coolness of the metal
"......this baby, I would kill for it." Ultron smiled. I only had them for a day and a half, but if anything happened, I would kill everyone and then myself type
He's good with kids, to an extent
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stainedrevenant · 2 years
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No Infinity Stones? No problem
First post, with the aid of the crew at @figures4fun
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figures4fun · 10 months
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It’s hard when your troublemaking sibling is a master of disguise
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divatheeva · 1 year
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Not really a marvel person outside of Spider-Man and a little GotG BUT. one day I should draw self ship art with Ultron
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camerica · 1 year
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Anybody else struggle to remember when the MCU became popular culture instead of having the typical small-ish fan base of dedicated comics and movie nerds gatekeeping every movie released? I didn’t get into the universe until around 2014, but there was definitely a period of time there where hardly anyone could discuss the movies with me. And then all of the sudden, it was the infinity war era and everyone and their mother was the biggest MCU fan??? Was it age of ultron signaling that the universe was growing exponentially? Was it Civil War? Was it a resurgence of the Spidey fans? Did I just live somewhere that the MCU didn’t become popular early enough? I just don’t know, but now I want to - what makes the mainstream media tick?
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doesnotloveyou · 11 months
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Okay, "the hot spot" (1990) though? reviews are like "the ending was lame :\" but seriously? Brilliant. Bitches and bitch boys get what they deserve 👏👏👏
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