you ever flirt with somebody and they flirt back. and you’re like. oh for fucks sake. you were designed in a lab to kill me.

just rewatched The Mummy with a friend and all we could talk about is how hot Brendan Fraser is #justgirlythings

My favourite kind of sex is just holy shit I want you so bad sex. The kind where you are both just so into it that there's no clear idea of who's in charge, just pure lust. So much tension that you just can't keep your hands off of one another, and the only thing you can both think about is how the other person tastes. It's so much chaos and I think about it so much <3

by Apollonia Saintclair.

sometimes all u need to do to feel better about yourself is buy pretty underwear from Victorias Secret

(A priest, stumbling out of a confession booth, covered in kiss marks) you should see the other guy

When people are talking about Catholicism’s positive contributions to human culture they’re referring to BDSM

top five men?

like in a row? or do i get breaks

Thinking about extremely slow head...

maybe if you let me make a drooly mess all over your pretty cock we'd both be in a better mood.

discovering new kinks and wondering what the fuck is wrong with me

i think it would cure me actually