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brattylikestoeat · 7 months

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kyunu-kun · 1 year

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“Come have a drink!”

( my favorite genshin lesbians )

#beiguang #北凝 #genshin impact #beidou x ninguang #beidou #ninguang #sapphic genshin #fanart #digital fanart #kyunu #kyunu-chi #kyunu-kun #tw beer #tw alcohol #tw drinking #tw liquor #tw cocktail

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threeawfulfruits · 2 years

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So I designed themed cocktails for the Madrigal Triplets a while back - finally got a chance to put together “The Bruno” earlier this week!!!

Let me tell you, drink with caution, because this baby will FUCK. YOU. UP. True to namesake, you’ll find yourself seeing visions of the future if you aren’t careful. 😉

(For my next attempt, I’ll be INFUSING the herbs for the ice cubes, because as they melt the texture gets really unpleasant.)

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Recipe:

One part Absinthe

One part Aguardiente

Edible glitter

Rosemary-Sage-Thyme herbed ice cubes

Black coffee ice cubes

Garnish (not pictured): Herbed “shattered glass” green sugar shards

Rim glass with turbinado sugar (not pictured)

(If straight liquor really isn’t your style, dilute with some sprite or some other clear bubbly, or use it to replace the aguardiente ENTIRELY. You can use Midori instead of Absinthe too, if you must. For a non-alcoholic version, replace the liquors with your favorite juice, sprite/clear bubbly, and a few drops of green food dye.)

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Happy sipping!!!

#The Bruno #it’s beautiful 😭 and delicious 😁#and DANGEROUS #encanto #bruno madrigal #minors dni #do NOT make this if you are under 21 (or drinking age in your country) I won’t be held responsible #my cocktail recipes #tw alcohol #tw liquor #alcohol #liquor

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miscellaneoustenten · 1 year

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Went out my with spouse to get coffee, comics, liquor, and some groceries. The necessities of life.

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queerlilchinchin · 1 year

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My husband got free margarita mix and he loathes the flavor so guess who gets the whole thing for herself :3

It's pomegranate flavored and is ONE OF THE BEST alcoholic drinks I've had in a LONG TIME. I find it funny that I find it orgasmic delicious and he hates it. I mean 5 minutes of bitching about the flavor, gagging sounds, the whole 9 yards.

#tw liquor #tw alcohol #yum!

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crybaby-bkg · 1 year

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drunk Bakugou that keeps blinking big wet eyes up at you while you help him get undressed and brush his teeth and wash his face. he’s slurring the whole time about how much he loves you and how pretty you are and how you’re the better part of him and how he’s gonna marry you and give you two and a half kids and a dog and a cat. muffles half of his confessions into your stomach where he keeps resting his heavy head, and doesn’t care about the tears and and toothpaste he’s getting on you in the process. no, he doesn’t remember everything when he wakes up, but he has an idea of what he’s said when you wake up with a grin, ready and armed to tease him.

#okay gn lol #I want to get this big man so drunk that he has to be carried like a burlap sack over eiji’s shoulder #the image of this has me in literal tears #he’s a lightweight too and I think that’s so cute of him #okay but Eiji who can hold his liquor really well 👀#and tries to take care of you and bkg at the same time 👀#but the two of you just concocted a plan of climbing this mountain of a man tonight 👀#okay now let me write about caretaker Eiji who never really gets more than buzzed #and offers to care for you (and maybe bkg too 👀) after a night out 🏃🏽‍♂️#I’ll write it in the morning for I yam sleepy #—new treat in the streets! 🍫#bakugou treats! 🍬#tw: drunk

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souraesthetics · 1 month

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What girls want

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keelifallen · 2 years

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Just your average Tuesday

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one-time-i-dreamt · 11 months

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For my birthday we went to the liquor store and I got a whole shopping cart full of wine and whiskey.

#dream #alcohol cw #alcohol tw #liquor store #whiskey #wine #bye bye miss american pie #birthday

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cranberrybogmummy · 9 days

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Booze poll

C'mon people let's see

#booze #TW: alcohol #tw: drinking #hard liquor #polls #poll #gin #whiskey #brandy #tequila #vodka #alcohol #rum #🍹#🥃#🍸#drink

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brattylikestoeat · 7 months

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#tw blood #tw fake blood #vampire mimosa #pomegranate #pomegranate juice #tw liquor #tw alchohol mention #brattylikestoeat #food #foodlr #food blog #video #foodie #cooking stim #stim cooking #yummy

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invinciblerodent · 2 months

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yknow, no, i'm not done thinking/posting/being deeply angry about the whole "bbuuuhhh Astarion is gay and was made playersexual as a game mechanic bbbuuuhhhhhhh" garbage some people still spout.

like this type of sentiment is always annoying and wrong, but it's specifically this character for whom it's especially annoying to me, just because on top of all the regular host of issues, it also deeply contradicts what I believe is the central theme of his whole goddamn story.

(excuse the rant please.)

Like, my skin already crawls at that term, "playersexual". I hate it, and find its use either vaguely ignorant at best, or blatantly pan/biphobic at worst. but even just besides that....

This character is a man whose narrative intentionally shows his presentation of himself, and of his masculinity, as being contradictory with convention. This character is one whose entire arc is about discovering who he is beyond the boxes he was assigned: a spawn, a monster, a seducer, a tool, a predator, a plaything, a victim, a sexual object... these are all identities that were forced onto him. And if he's given space to discover them, turns out, none of them are things that he actually wants to be. if you give him space, and affection (romantic or otherwise), and acceptance, and help him attain closure and catharsis, he expresses desire to be... an adventurer, a lover, a friend, a protector, so many things, but all of them in his own way. That's the point of his story, control vs. autonomy.

How.... myopic does one have to be to see that story, to play that story, to play an active, participatory role in that subversion, that search for the self beneath the masks, and declare that actually, they made him this other box for him to fit into, so... it's fine, i guess, to ignore what he says?????? it's fine if they pick and choose among his expressed traits which ones to use and which to disregard, because they decided (based on frankly homophobic and rather misogynistic stereotypes) that he cannot be different from their perception, despite him literally saying otherwise????????

Astarion's entire figure is a succession of trope-subversions. I could write essays about all the ways in which, in the romanced spawn game, the narrative sets up tropes (primarily in act 1), only to then purposefully knock them down and contradict them as the game progresses.

Like..... He was to take revenge by taking power for himself (like he thought he wanted, like Cazador did to Vellioth): ended up taking his revenge and rejecting the power that could have come with it, and despite that having a price, being content and grateful for it (and realizing that the alternative would have had an even greater price he would have paid unknowingly). He starts out using sex and sexuality as a weapon, and a tool of manipulation, like he did for many decades: ends up expressing discomfort with being seen as a sex object, resuming his sex life by saying "I love you" before his partner would have, and proposing sex with them as a beautiful metaphor for his own rebirth.

His whole story starts out with him thinking he requires protection from the player and that the only way to get that is through using his body and looks as a bargaining chip: later he discovers in himself a desire to be the protector himself, which he talks about more than once, and expresses varying degrees of discomfort at the thoughts of both using his body to gain something, and needing a protector.

There's the "this is what I'm good for" type of attitude towards sex morphing into "I am so much more than a thing to be used". There's the whole thing about how important his looks were to both him and his "usefulness" back then, despite him not being able to even fucking see them, (which also kind of includes that silly lovely gremlin-face he sometimes makes), but those are just the ones off the top of my head.

The story, and the romance plot, is about... it's about him regaining ownership of himself, it's about autonomy, his whole recurring "what do you want" line is about respecting his choices and letting him find his way to them, it's about letting him show you who he is, believing him, and loving the man behind the facade.

how absolutely fucking short-sighted does one have to be to then take that incredibly reductive stereotype of "femme-leaning man with theatrical mannerisms who cares about his looks; must be exclusively homosexual and any attraction he shows to women is just a mechanic/fanservice/flattery" (which, that's so fucking insulting to gay men, and bi/pan men, an any man who might express masculinity in a less than conventional way, and to the women who may love them [eta: and of course nonbinary people, and the people to whom masculinity means something wholly different]), and assign it to this character on their own accord, despite him literally telling the player otherwise? despite him verbally expressing attraction to multiple women, and contradicting that stereotypical interpretation wholly and out of pocket??????

like, hello??????? did we play the same game????????? did we play the same fucking game??????????

like don't think for one second that it isn't the pan/biphobia that annoys me more, it absolutely is, but this character is such a particularly egregious example, it's almost fucking poetic.

#squirrel plays bg3 #i feel like this needs a tw but i just. cannot think of what #i'm just..... annoyed. and ranting. and my brain is full. and i'm hungry.#point is; where Gale's central theme boils down to an exploration of devotion #Astarion's is about autonomy #these are the only two i've done so far so i've not yet looked this much into the others #next is gonna be me ranting for hours about Shadowheart's theme of sacrifice; just you wait #(i hope the person who replied to this post; deleted their reply; and then blocked me #knows how heartily I just laughed at that little sequence of events)#(it's like seeing; idk; a bottle of nice healthy kale-spinach juice discarded in the liquor aisle of a supermarket)#(a telltale sign of DecisionsTM made)#(I can respect a “yknow i don't want to engage with this today”)#(even if i will just outright say that i believe i'm right)

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medicore-alt · 6 months

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sorry but im never forgiving people for excusing actual bigotry and assault because it was against someone they didn’t like

#like holy fucking shit #the amount of people ive seen who just straight up lie and make shit up to justify what they’re saying #if i see one more tumblr user saying ‘based gumball’ because he physically assaulted someone and called them slurs im ->#blowing this website to smitherines #USING SLURS AGAINST SOMEONE IN ANY CONTEXT IS BAD #saying to your friends in private or calling yourself that is fine #but USING A SLUR AGAINST SOMEONE ELSE WITH THE INTENTION TO HARM IS NEVER EVER OKAY #ASSAULTING PEOPLE IS ALSO BAD!!!!!!!#i dont care ‘if they deserve it’ DO NOT ASSAULT PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU THINK THEY’RE BAD!!!#anyways sorry for a tangent but this has been pent up for a minute #seeing someone claim that ‘dream bought a minor liquor and recorded it for blackmail #’ does something to a person yk #dreamwastaken #dreamblr #tw assault mention #tw slur mention #tw bigotry mention #antis actually go fuck yourselves <3

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beanghostprincess · 5 months

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I know Luffy technically doesn't drink alcohol but there's a Spanish liquor called 43 and it's extremely sweet and barely tastes like alcohol at all and it's SO good and I think that's the way to make Luffy drunk

#AND ALSO THE ROYAL SWAN STRAWBERRY TEQUILA HEAR ME OUT #these are good liquors for luffy-getting-drunk fics if you wanna add real names to the things he drinks idk #honestly i'm projecting bc those are basically my fav things to drink #tw alcohol #one piece #monkey d. luffy

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queerlilchinchin · 11 months

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When you realize the liquor you really like is only $6 for a ginormous bottle

#personal #tw alcohol #tw drinking #tw liquor

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etheral-moon · 24 days

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I sympathize with people who rely on substances to have fun. Either when they're like completely drunk or high or any type of substance. I'm not hating I'm being fr. It's not about judging; I know some of them are trying to fill a void or cope with mental health issues by seeking euphoria or relaxation through substances. It's just sad. Like lately my friend did something foolish while she was drunk, embarrassing both of us and leaving me feeling disappointed so i feel the need to address this.

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