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Captain's Log -- 1st day of the 6th month, 199th yr Mahisti Dynasty. ~200 miles northeast of Isle of Lost Souls
Absolutely intolerable situation. Avra FINALLY apologizing for yesterday's Sandwich Incident. Markefa being very fucking reasonable again with all her, "maybe you should just hear him out, captain" bullshit. FUCK OFF. He's doing it on purpose because he knows we're all fucking begging him to make any attempt to be human and considerate. Worse than that, he's trying to get me horny by being human and considerate to me. One of the top fifteen most irritating things he has ever done. Contemplating whether to push him overboard myself or order someone else to do it.
Push him myself:
--Pros: Efficient, effective, can trust in my own competence
--Cons: Required to touch Avra. Probably will end with him clinging to my thigh and screeching about how he doesn't want to die and how hot i am when i'm merciless and please won't i take pity on him or at least step on him a bit first so he can die happy. Also, crew will give me sad reproachful fucking looks like I kicked a puppy in front of them.
Order him pushed:
--Pros: Will avoid embarrassing screeching incident.
--Cons: Crew will insist on trying to REASON with me. Avra will fast-talk his way out of it or remind them about the Nightingale sail he won for us. Crew may discuss the possibility of mutiny against me.
FUCK.
(RUNNING CLOSE TO THE WIND comes out in ten days on June 11th! It's a comedic fantasy novel about queer pirates stealing and trying to find a buyer for the most valuable secret in the world and fighting back against oppressive institutional powers! You can read a review of it here and the first chapter of it here, and you can preorder it here.)
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for people who only watch one hermit from the start, in addition to the Grian Effect, i think there’s always a Catalyst Event in every season where it finally becomes nearly impossible to resist watching other hermit perspectives. we had the civil war of season 6. the mayoral race of season 7. and the moon big of season 8.
but on a totally unrelated note, what the Fuck do you mean “ren is now king and he asked everyone to hand over all except 64 of their diamonds”??????
#hello friends i am now only 3 weeks behind and like 4 episodes behind from being completely caught up on grians season 9#this is the catalyst moment where i begin watching everyone else’s perspectives#grian: you’ve probably already seen this clip before so i’ll give you the condensed version#me only binging grian’s s9 to get caught up asap: no the fuck i have not seen this clip this was a lot of information in 90 seconds#mcyt#hermitcraft#grian#probably gonna binge bdubs next? and then slowly start filling in gaps with everyone else#trying to do this efficiently as possible
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How do you make art so fast, is it just practice? It seems like you post art weekly or even daily so how??? Fully with line art, colored and rendered? You have to be a wizard
i think it probably is just practice but also
1. i work from home and have no other hobbies and no social life
2. i’m an animator and a webcomic artist so i’m just used to getting stuff down really quickly
also when you just. draw the same guys repeatedly it helps with muscle memory
#ramble#one of my uni teachers told us that animating is trying to do as little work as fast as possible#i think i’m also just efficient and also a bit deranged#oH also my sketches are dogshit and take 10 seconds#1 isn’t completely true i do other stuff#i’ll just always choose drawing my blorbos above other things
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Hi Hello apparently I didn't empty my tank yet.
So fun general headcanon: Emmet likes to cook. He makes most of the meals in the house and often brings homemade food to special events as a way to show his appreciation of whoever he has over. It's how he relieves stress, shows affection, tries new things, it's one of his key interests beyond battling.
This has slightly different connotations in Battle Addict. See Emmet studies the physical properties of pokemon, how they tick and how to make them stop ticking. A key part of his studies is sketching pokemon and outlining their internal structures, but there's no teacher like experience. His favourite way to improve his knowledge is dealing with the subject hands on, and cooking is a very good way to do that. He specifically practices butchery, breaking pokemon down section by section, noting the musculature, skeletal structure, and organs inside. This information helps him to find weakness in an opponent's pokemon while knowing how to cover his own.
This also serves as bonding time for him and Ingo because Ingo gets to be sous chef while Emmet turns a monster into mincemeat. He hands him the different tools he needs and they converse while Emmet slices and picks apart the carcass. Emmet also gets to explain the inner workings of the pokemon, which both of them enjoy analyzing and discussing.
The book Emmet is holding is his "butchery book", which is really just a collection of different biology textbooks he uses as guides to best break down carcasses. They always end up getting messy and after a certain point, he just stops caring and uses it, dirty as it may be. They have to be stored in a sealed container away from their other study materials, and are only ever brought out for processing. Emmet is probably the only person who can stand to be next to the stench of the concentrated dried blood throughout the pages, Ingo usually wears some kind of face cover when Emmet is working.
And for those who want to see the real mess of the work:
Washing up is half the labour of studying through butchery.
#tw blood#submas#submas au#au#emmet#subway master emmet#emmet pokemon#kudari#If this sounds incredibly specific#it's cause I do this with my mom when she's butchering#my mom uses the equivalent of a sword to do all her butchery though so there's literally no other tool besides the Blade#very efficient‚ coincidentally terrifying that the blade has kept its sharpness after nearly 20 years of regular use without maintenance#I would like to try drawing Emmet using it though‚ whether as a tool or weapon doesn't matter#also Emmet's little hair clips!! He doesn't like the feel of a hairnet so he'll usually just clip his hair back when working in the kitchen#similarly he works barehanded when handling food‚ cause having thoroughly cleaned counters and hands is safer than gloves#and don't worry‚ he aims to use as much of the carcass as possible (it's too expensive not to). Spare parts are frozen/preserved if not use#ok I think I'm actually running on empty‚ have a good night and see you later
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slam dunk figure drawings 🏀✌️
#drawing#slam dunk#wanted to do more w these but it’s a hard series to draw for bc the canon art is already so good#I don’t think my figure drawing sketches can get close enough that I’m satisfied w them but I’ll try drawing them on my own eventually…#it’s prob not the most efficient way to go about drawing but I prioritize getting a sketch out as fast and accurately as possible#bc I hate lining rn so the more I can cut down on time to color the better lolllll but as a result I’m not good at cleaning lines#also I watched the movie for the second time it’s so fun…
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I find it kind of silly that so many of those "time based life rule" sayings are like ~deep serious guidelines~ of some sort, but then there's that one other Well Known Rule that's just like "hrmm can I eat something off of the ground or not"
#the duality of human condition.. two biggest concerns in the modern era are attempts at self fulfilling productivity#and also 'if i drop my sandwich can i still eat it :('#Also while capitalism is often linked with/the source of hyper productivity culture - note that I do not mean the images in that context#'meaningful to you' does not have to mean 'productive within a capitalist system'. The point is not 'every waking hour of every day#must be spent in the most societally productive grinding mindset hyper efficency mode possible' but more like#if you've always wanted to learn french ever since you were a kid and you think it would be fulfilling to you (just because you like it#absent of any larger purpose like using it for a job/monetizing it somehow/etc.). and you've just spent like 5 hours straight on tiktok#or something mindlessly scrolling the internet. maybe someimtes it'd help for your own personal fulfillment in the long#run to try to - the next time you have 5 spare hours - work on learning french or something that is actually significant to you#as a person and that you'll be glad you worked towards. instead of weeks and weeks passing by and feeling you have nothing to show for it#or etc. AAANYWAY. The images/rules themselves are also NOT the main point of this post. More just the juxtaposition of them together#and the fact that 3 of them are serious seeming while one is so mundane it seems silly in comparison.#BUT even though they're not the main point . I still didn't want it to come across as if I was like promoting or buying into capitalist#productivity culture propaganda or etc. I don't find productivity tips like this inherently bad as long as they're kind of divorced from#those ideas. I think it's still important in life to have goals even if those goals exist outside of the typical expected framework.#I mean that's actually part of why a culture of chronically exhausted overworked deprived people is damaging because if you#'re forced to spend 85% of your waking time working at some job that is perosnally meaningless to you that brings you nothing that#youre only doing under threat of starvation and houselesness and etc. then of course you don't have much time for hobbies or things you car#about and of course you'll feel more aimless and personally unsatisfied and like life is not fulfilling or interesting.#Productivity and efficiency is GOOD actually. as long as it's able to be directed in ways that are actually meaingful to the community or#individual and bring some sort of feeling of fulfillment or progress or accomplishment and working towards a person's personal ideas#of happiness whatever those are. rather than just working away aimlessly so some guy you don't know can buy a 20th house or etc. etc.#ANYWAY.. lol.. Me overthinking things perhaps.. probably not as likely#that people see the silly little cat images and go 'WOW EVIL you must be a capitalist grind culture lover' like its pretty clear#thats not the point... but... just in case... lol.. I loooove to over clarify things that don't actually need clarification
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It has arrived 👁👁
THE OPENING SCENE
(idk how well tumblr takes links in posts, so if you could reblog the post just to make sure it doesn't get lost in shadow ban, i'd be grateful ^^)
In this google drive folder you'll find both the 15 comic pages AND the visual novel demo I made, plus the gifs demonstrating some animations I've managed to implement in the game version. Just download and de-archive the zip files and it's all there for you to view. Reason I'm putting both comic and VN together is I want you guys to check them out one after the other, straight away, back to back, so we could all determine which storytelling format is THE ONE. Personally I think I enjoy the VN more but, I'd love to hear your opinions too! So please don't be shy and share it in the comments or the ask box. I am very open to criticism also ^^ Feel free to let me know if something needs to be added or changed, in your opinion.
#eddsworld au#eddsworld vtm au#main story#mod art#i don't like the sprites much so big possibility of me redrawing them later down the line#everything else imo is a-okay but again i'm open for your suggestions#one thing i do prefer in the comic is color palette. sadly i couldn't implement it in VN in a way that'd be efficient#i suggest you try play the VN more than once...there are some random events in the rain scene ^^ you can also use rollback#renpy will throw the random chance dice again and you might get a different little piece#thinking of adding a scenes unlocked screen later on
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Glad Lucia motherfuckers, I'm having this delightful coffee and some pepparkakor and researching pipe insulation. Again.
#please somebody send help#its endless and so complicated#trying to do this as efficiently and environmentally as possible.
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hello does anyone have a good alternative to google docs? my personal requirements are:
can acess the same document from both computer and phone, without versioning issues
can handle and load long docs, at least a hundred thousand words, without crashing or taking forever to load (this is one of the points where I would like it to be better than google docs, and especially google docs mobile)
and of course your standard word processor requirements such as can handle rich text formatting, etc
#original#I saved a long conversation with a friend into a google doc so that I could do word searches on it#and it turns out that it is too long to do that efficiently#I was trying to find a section in it just now and I had to scroll down over and over until that part had loaded#and then after I'd read for a couple pages more the app crashed on me#possibly correlated to me tabbing away briefly and then coming back#also. when I say long... that particular doc is just under a hundred thousand words#most of the time it does not need to handle documents of that length#but it certainly needs to be able to handle 25K+ without issues for me to use it for writing on a regular basis#and to replace google docs for holding my chat logs it ABSOLUTELY needs to be able to handle over a hundred thousand words#preferably without taking a while to load and DEFINITELY without crashing
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Hello I saw your post about scalp psoriasis and dandruff and you said you use salicylic acid facial cleanser to help the dead skin shed the way it’s supposed to? Do you mean just use it like I would shampoo? In addition to or instead of? Does it make your hair more oily or dry or anything?
I have been trying to find a good scalp treatment that doesn’t react badly with my skin (I am allergic to So Many Things but salicylic acid hasn’t given me a bad reaction yet when I use it on my face) and no one has ever recommended this to me before. I am intrigued and going to do more research but I am interested in hearing from someone who has tried it.
I've never actually talked to a dermatologist or doctor about it (due to a lack of health insurance and a particular fondness for not being in lifelong crippling medical debt) but yes, my actual shower routine is pretty complicated and probably not actually recommended for most, I just get so itchy and flaky that i stop caring about the health of my actual hair in the process.
So I don't do this every day, on an average day I'll usually go coal tar shampoo -> little bit of normal shampoo (for the smell) -> conditioner, but on a day where it's really bad, I'll go Neutrogena acid free face wash (to let the skin come off better and safer without causing scabs or bleeding, which is humiliating to have to pull out of your hair in public) -> coal tar shampoo -> normal amount of normal shampoo -> normal conditioner. For steps that I like to let sit for a bit (coal tar shampoo and conditioner), I pass the time by doing body wash rotations where I do coal tar bar soap + Neutrogena on my scrubbers -> rinse -> normal body wash -> rinse. The only reason I alternate to normal stuff is because 1. Coal tar dries your skin and gives it a weird feel like you can't run your finger smoothly over it without it skidding and 2. I would still like to smell nice
There's definitely much more efficient methods and they're obviously very interchangeable, but if you're going to add salicylic acid to your shower routine I would do it first because as it gets into the scales it helps the dead skin separate easier and does give you smoother skin. Also of note: I have very rough scrubby gloves because having less skin is the goal and as an autistic person I never feel quite clean enough if I don't violently scrub as much as I can
Important note as well: I find my psoriasis is triggered to get worse when I eat oats/bread/pasta more frequently and I have no idea what that correlation means <3 so you might also want to look into whether or not you have trigger foods as well? I only say this because the scales are usually sort of caused "by something" and scrubbing them off/picking at them usually just makes them bleedy welts rather than actually fixing them at whatever source, which might also be helpful. My patches are directly all over my face around my eyes, so every time I have Oats too many days in a row it starts coming up red and scaly even when I've been doing everything right :/ like a fucked up raccoon
#people reading this who actually value the gift of skin are DEFINITELY cringing#i am not a professional and my advice is just based entirely on what works for me#and by 'what works' i mean 'my haphazard attempt at skin chemistry'#psoriasis#ask#hashtag-anthems#hope this helps?? its always worth a try if youve tried everything else#and if you have a dermatologist i recommend telling them about your results just in case you find out before i do#that this is secretly the least efficient possible method LMAO
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Ok ok I have all my art posts queued, 2 a day for the next couple weeks that should be inoffensive enough
#wanna get the old stuff reposted before I just. post new stuff#trying to do it in the most efficient and least annoying way possible#ayy I’m talkin here
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AU where Jason comes back to Gotham and begins his plan to confront Batman and all that. Except after only like a week the Joker gets hit by a bus and then shot by a little old lady with a shotgun and dies.
Jason’s plan is now in shambles because the dramatic climax of his plan is no longer possible. But that’s fine. He’ll think of some other suitable alternative. Granted, it’s not quite the same if he uses some other villain. Making Batman choose doesn’t mean nearly as much when it’s not about the person who killed him.
And really, is he going to try and get Batman to kill Black Mask or something? Scarecrow? Red Hood is competent; he could do it himself so why bother.
So Jason lays low continues to build his criminal empire with astounding speed and efficiency. If only he could think of a good way to announce his return. Nothing he can think of is dramatic enough.
Meanwhile, the Bats are freaking out because who is this guy that’s taken over half of the Gotham underworld in like a month? He’s obviously trained, but they just can’t seem to get any information on who he is or where he came from. It is beyond frustrating.
After a few months Jason is frustrated that he just can’t seem to find any dramatic good way of making Batman prove himself. It has to be something big! Something magnificent!
During his weekly chat with Talia he complains about his problems and she suggests he come back for a visit. He argues that he can’t just leave, but she says if he has competent enough lieutenants it’d be fine. He spends the next three weeks making sure that everything will be fine if he leaves for a week. He will not have all of his hard work falling apart and going to waste due to incompetence. Absolutely not.
So then once his lieutenants are sufficiently prepared (and the rest of Gotham’s criminal element sufficiently cowed), he heads to Nanda Parbat, only to find Ra’s on the phone with Bruce, who is demanding to know if the Red Hood has any affiliation with the league.
Oh. Oh. He can give them affiliation.
A new plan begins to form.
He’s going to be the most affiliated he can be. Jason immediately goes to Talia with his newest plan: Overthrow Ra’s and takeover the league. Talia whips out her forty step outline for overthrowing Ra’s and tells Jason she’s so proud of him.
Jason has a new goal now, so he gets to work. He checks on things in Gotham, but everything seems to be fine and there haven’t been any unplanned explosions so it should be fine if he stays here for a bit.
Taking over Gotham really was good practice, as it turns out. Thanks to Talia’s plans and previous foundational efforts the takeover happens in no time.
Meanwhile the bats are still freaking out. Red Hood hasn’t been seen in three weeks, he may or may not have league of assassins connections, and even in his absence his goons seem to be managing things competently.
Back in Nanda Parbat, Jason and Talia finish their takeover. And now, finally, he’s ready to confront Batman.
He arrives in Gotham as the new head of the league. His arrival is loud, elaborate, and dramatic enough to fulfill his inner theater kid’s dreams.
Batman is speechless. And not his usual grunts instead of words, but actual surprised speechless. Jason is alive?!?!?!?
Jason was not expecting all the tears. And hugs. And mother henning. Goodness gracious, this was not part of the plan.
Bruce is obviously struggling with Jason’s revelation that he took over the league, but the newest little birdie seems almost relieved at that(?) and Dick and Alfred both seem strangely proud. Whatever. Even Bruce seems to be at least mostly ignoring that for now.
Then someone asks him if he knows Red Hood. Jason blinks. Says that yeah, he knows Red Hood. Everyone seems to ease at that. One mystery solved. Jason quickly realizes that most of them have no idea he is Red Hood. Cass seems to be the only exception but also appears amused and willing enough to not mention it.
Dramatic appearance complete, Jason now has a new goal: see how long he can keep the bats (minus Cass and potentially Alfred) in the dark about his crime boss identity.
He will bribe Cass as much as it takes to keep her on board with the causing chaos plan, but she seems eager enough. Favorite sibling status definitely unlocked. (The whole killing thing is fought over at great length and a truce of sorts is eventually made)
David Cain is never heard from again.
Damian shows up at some point.
At least one league member has suddenly found themselves as an HR rep for Gotham criminals? They’re still not quite sure how that happened.
#Jason takes over the league of assassins#because it’s the most dramatic option available#jason todd#red hood#theater kid Jason Todd#batfam#talia al ghul#batman#cassandra cain#bruce wayne#ra’s al ghul#league of assassins#Jason comes back au#what do you mean dc doesn’t stand for disregard canon
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i forgot how the hell i designed the letter postcard so just spent way too long figuring out what the fuck my process was 😭💔 i think it went canva to sketchbook to boxy-svg to photopea??????? girl... why am i using four different programs for this.... it feels soooooo inefficient but i know its the best i can do with my skills 🥲
#personal#THIS PROCESS WOULDNT BE SO FRUSTRATING IF OX DIDNT HAVE ELEVEN FNUFKVIRNYN MEMBERS!!!!!#i mean damn love yall so much wouldnt change the lineup for anything but.. It Is So Many People...#doing this design process 11 fuckirngng. times. trying my hardest to make it as efficient as possible#meaning the basic layout is STAYING THE SAME!!!!!!!#i already have to change my Very Sensitively Set Up css bc im making the borders smaller... i cant change it for each design too 😭💔#anyway maybe one day ill find a more efficient way to do all this but rn ill keep using the only way i know how <3 the hard way <3
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Hey, can I get a tulip with prompt 24? Spencer and female reader hugging randomly on cases?
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Spencer Reid was usually averse to physical touch, so it was a surprise for JJ to look across the precinct and see you clinging to Spencer. He he stood in front of the board, intent on putting together the geographical profile as efficiently as possible, though it was quite difficult when you were coming up to him and squeezing him from behind.
“Hon.. I’m doing something, y’know that right?” he breathily laughs, trying to gently shake you off. He doesn’t mind the touch, but he’s still trying to focus. He feels your nod, but you have no intention of letting go, nuzzling yourself against his back.
“What are you doing here anyway? Aren’t you supposed to go with JJ to interview the victims’ families?”
“Yeah, yeah. I’m supposed to be with JJ right now, but I told her I forgot something.”
“Yeah, and what did you forget?” he plays along with your little game.
“To give my boyfriend a kiss goodbye.”
Spencer’s ears perked up at that, finally turning his attention to the girl attached to his back. You take his face in the palm of your hands, leaning up and smashing your lips against his. He mumbles something into your mouth, but eventually gives in and drops his hand from the board to cup your cheek. When you finally pull back, your lipgloss is visibly smeared on his parted lips. You leave Spencer there with rosy cheeks, wide eyes, and a mouth covered in lip product as you scurry off to JJ who’s waiting with a hand clamped over her mouth in attempt to not laugh at the sight of a completely bewildered Reid.
#reidsdaisies#reidsdaisies 500 followers celebration#reidsdaisies spencer <3#spencer reid#dr spencer reid#doctor spencer reid#spencer reid x y/n#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid x fem!reader#spencer reid x female reader#spencer reid imagine#spencer reid scenario#spencer reid fanfic#criminal minds#spencer reid fanfiction#criminal minds fanfic#spencer reid criminal minds
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hi i see that you have much smart dog experience. i may have accidentally purchased such a dog. she's only 10 weeks, and ive had her 1, and she's already outmatched every puzzle feeder i got or have made. to the point that she is morosely disappointed when her food comes in an actual food bowl. do you know where i can find like. "heres 100 enrichment toys you can make out of free trash so your dog stops eating fucking rocks for enrichment" lists. i only have so many paper towel tubes XD
Herschel now just disassembles puzzle feeders, so I've been focusing on "Toys that, even if he already knows how to operate them, will still take TIME for him to collect the treat from" to give him something to fuss with.
Herschel eats all his meals out of a Kong Wobbler, because he will otherwise eat so fast he will literally inhale and choke on his kibble and I do not need him developing pneumonia from aspiration. Even though it's a "Simple" toy it slows him down and he does have to think a bit to tip it in the most efficient manner possible. Kong's "Flipz", "Gyro" and "Rewards Wally" are also really good "dog needs to think/carefully manipulate the toy for food" toys that act as both mental stimulation and exercise and "give human a break for up to twelve minutes" toys.
I highly reccomend KONG as a brand- they're local to Denver and have an impeccable saftey record and all of the toys I have gotten from them have held up extremely well vs. the ravages of three entirely too smart and strong-jawed dogs at once.
Some more thoughts:
If she's not prone to shredding rubber, the kind of treat toys she has to chew are also good stimulation.
If you don't want to give her That Many treats, my vet said that dogs can have as many green beans as they want. Just make sure that the beans haven't had salt added to them- canned usually does, but frozen green beans usually don't, but always check the label.
You can make nearly any toy last longer, or make a cheap long-puzzle by freezing the treats so they take longer to eat AND provides hydration. Herschel's most favorite treat of all time is literally a wad of sliced green beans in a dixie cup, filled with water and frozen. Just peel off the cup and hand him the chunk of ice and he's good for up to half an hour and more chill afterwards.
You can also freeze lick mats
If your girl is like Charlie and doesn't like greenbeans, you can also try freezing paper cups of: Canned pumpkin, apple slices in water, putting some ice cubes in the bottom of the cup, a gob of peanut butter in the middle and then fill it with water to make a peanutbutter filled ice cube.
If your girl is REALLY like charlie who has figured out how to use labor negotiation and strike tactics for better treats: boiled chicken chunks frozen in some of the water you boiled them in.
Walkies are as much mental stimulation as they are physical exercise. Take her out and let her sniff to her heart's content.
Also Puppies in particular need like, SO MUCH exercise.
Let her participate in activities with you. Herschel and charlie sit in the kitchen and I narrate cooking dinner to them, which seems to interest them, even if I don't have spare veggie ends to give them. I also frequently bring them along in the car if I'm running errands when it's cold enough to do that, so they have something new to look at, and get to participate. I also am more likely to stop at a new park and give myself some exercise and mental stimulation.
Training her to do tasks is GREAT Smart Dog enrichment- esp if she's a herding or heeler, they LOVE being helpful. I taught the dogs they get a small treat if they come in from the yard without me having to go chase them down, which saved me a lot of hassle, and now I'm working on teaching herschel to pick things up off the floor for me if I drop them and alert for chickpeas, which my housemate is allergic to.
A lot of dogs like cat-type toys. Tie a stick or some fleece to some paracord and drag or flycast it around for her to chase/play tug with when she catches it. Toys that bounce unexpectedly were also a huge hit. or just wave the string around the cat and the corgi both like that.
If you live in farm country or know other people with pets, you can grab something with the scent of another animal on it and bring it home for her to smell. Charlie and Herschel spent the better part of three days investigating the wad of horse undercoat I brought home and put in the spare wobbler for them to smell.
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hello! can i get a lucifer x fallen angel!reader, that is maybe seen as another parental figure for charlie, and there’s some jealousy from luci in the beginning before he realizes how much care reader has towards charlie? if that makes sense?
hell’s greatest parent.
summary: in which charlie thinks of you as a parent figure and once again lucifer’s genuinely distraught and scared that his one and only daughter would no longer need him.
a/n: he’s jus a little insecure, but lucifer’s doing his best and that’s what matters!!
lucifer could feel it. an irritated, uptight smile threatening to make itself known in his face.
“what was that, kiddo?” lucifer asks charlie.
“yn’s going to teach me how to make pancakes!” charlie answers. “it’s a great bonding activity that enhances familial relationships. they told me all about how pancakes made in heaven are soo different from the ones made here— i just had to ask if they could teach me!”
“she’s quite the persistent lady, your highness,” you chuckle. “i’m assuming she got that from you?”
“...yes,” he grumbles, straightening his posture. “but, charlie! why didn’t you just call me? no offense, but i make out-of-this-hell pancakes, too!”
“because, dad! you weren’t awake yet, and i wanted to surprise everyone here in the hotel with heaven’s recipe for a devilishly delicious breakfast,” she preened, hands clasped together. stars are shimmering in her eyes, possibly a candidate to outshimmer the pentagram in the skies.
lucifer sighs, defeated. “oh, alright... but i’ll watch.”
“ok! this could be a refresher memory for you,” she beams. “what first, yn?”
“well, to start, we need to wear our aprons.”
you held up one for charlie, the fabric littered with small red hearts for its pattern, which she gingerly took with delighted awe. you also offered one to lucifer, but instead of accepting what you had brought with you, he simply snapped his fingers, and with what’s left of his angelic magic, he conjured one of his own, which he wore with a smug grin.
“how efficient.”
“heh, i could do a lot more than that,” he proudly says.
“i would never doubt it, your highness.”
your indifference to lucifer’s (perfectly wrapped under the radar) jealousy is just perfect. not only did he deal with the radio demon, who had the balls to even duel him in a sing-off—now he had to win a cooking contest, too?
it’s crazy!
crazy if he doesn’t participate in it and properly show you why he’s the boss!
“and careful to put the batter, charlie,” you guide her hand to pour the batter onto the heated pan.
“whoa—.. i did it!” she cheers.
“good job, sweetie,” he tells her.
lucifer is on charlie’s left, observing how his daughter works herself around the kitchen. he had to admit, you were a pretty good teacher; that even he learned a thing or two about making pancakes.
would you look at that?
lucifer learning new things that he already thought he knew.
“now, what would you want to go with your breakfast, charlie?” you ask.
“there’s bloodied-sweet syrup, mini fresh eyeballs that a friend of alastor brought in earlier; oh— ah, here it is,” you pulled out maple and strawberry syrup along with some butter and fruits— actual fresh fruits that you managed to smuggle in your bag before the fall.
“what?! they actually have maple syrup, and not stale-oak sap?”
“yes, they do,” you chuckle. “would you like to try them?”
“do i? i’m so happy to!”
lucifer sits at the end of the table as charlie decorates her pancakes with the toppings and condiments of her liking. a smile is seen on his face.
he remembers the time when it used to be like this, simple and sweet. how times have gone by, really.
“pancakes?”
your offer brought him out of his trance of thought. a breakfast shaped into one of his favorite things in the world.
a duck with a little apple slice on its head.
“thank you, though you didn’t have to go through the trouble of...” lucifer’s absolutely speechless, and if it weren’t for the façade he has on, you bet your wings he would’ve been jumping up and down in joy. “serving it in this shape.”
“it’s no trouble at all, really.” you smiled.
and holy hell does that smile ease his worries.
“dad, oh my gosh! thesh are twe besht pancwakes, ever! like, weally—the absholoo best!” charlie says, words somewhat audible because she had her mouth full.
“charlie, dear, don’t talk while your mouth is full; otherwise you’ll choke,” you sigh, yet there was a smile on your lips, taking initiative to wipe away the excess syrup on the corner of her mouth with a damp cloth.
charlie giggles sheepishly, nodding.
“than’ weu!”
the realization sets in when lucifer sees this. that you actually care for charlie and are not there to replace him totally. he’s reassured, and happy as he finally takes a bite of his warm, delicious breakfast.
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