Hit [A] repeadedly to torture an innocent soul!

Hit [B] to feminize him!

shame that no one puts bait under a box propped up by a stick anymore. because of woke

Livin la penis smoka

More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section

There has got to be some kind of correlation between joint problems and preference for mouse sensitivity in games

fantasy general store with a coke freestyle machine but for potions

before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post

with that out of the way:

I've been absolutely obsessed with this tiktoker lately

Transscript: A tiktok by @mburkez that consists of her melting down Crayola crayons, and making new paper from ripped up pieces. She pours the melted wax into a mold that makes a frog thing or something?

"These crayons are TOO BIG! America's DOOMED children are screaming MORE, MORE, MORE!

However, in this household, Baby only uses fresh. Natural, homemade... crayons. And paper. That are cleansed, and organically shaped. And are reasonably and equibtbtably .. sized.

With crayons and paper, children begin to write the story of their lives. While ensuring Baby's freedom. Of expression. I will also be doing Everything in my power to make sure. He will have the best chance at succeeding in this life.

Baby is SCREAMING in anticipation for his new crayon. Because although I ensure his crayons and paper are organically made. And natural.

Baby, at the end of the day, remains a consumer.

And to consume, is to demand."

The tiktok ends

Behold an easy top 10 tiktok of all time

Oh it just clicked! You masturbate too much!

Can a warrior dedicate too much of his life to the blade?

"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason: