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#trashbag the cat
daedrabela · 1 year
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SO ALL NIGHT FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS I KEEP FLICKING LITTLE ANTS OFF OF ME WHILE I'M GAMING AND I KEEP THINKING IT'S JUST THE SAME ONES OVER AND OVER
WELL I JUST FUCKING LOOKED OVER AT MY TOMIE LAMP AND THESE FUCKERS HAVE THE THING COLONIZED THEY'VE GOT EGGS AND SHIT AND THEY'RE ALL BUNCHED TOGETHER
SO I FREAK OUT BECAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY BUGS IN ONE SMALL PLACE FOR MY LIKING AND WE GET THEM VACUUMED UP
I'M SNIPPY WITH HIM BECAUSE HE'S SLACKING ON GETTING THE VACUUM TO ME QUICKLY BECAUSE AS SOON AS I TURNED THE LAMP OFF THEY STARTED TO SCATTER
AND I'M ALREADY SPIRALING BECAUSE THE SPARE ROOM IS FULL OF SHIT AND I'M SICK OF LIVING LIKE THIS AND THEN!!!!
THEN!!!!!! THIS GUY ASKS ME "you know what bugs me?" BITCH IT'S TAKING EVERYTHING I HAVE NOT TO THROW HANDS WITH ANYTHING IN SIGHT RIGHT NOW YOU CAN'T JUST SAY SHIT
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fandomtrashbag · 9 days
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Oh having a cat is fucking lovely my boy my boy he is a gremlin he will eat a buncha roaches for funsie wunsies and then nap for 5 hours like a log and then wake up and immediately choose violence and scream at me for food
I love him???
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Some art challenge that I did in a while but never post it.
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tehhyunie · 4 months
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(리노) lee know.. meow?
a meow distracted you from your daily smoke. you looked down from your balcony to see a cat seemingly trapped inside a box.
you threw your cigarette and stomped on it, trying to dust yourself off of the cigarette smell as you headed down the stairs.
you reached the source of the meowing, closing your nose as a nasty stink hit your nose. you noticed the trash surrounding the noisy box and quickly got to work.
you pushed away some trashbags and pulled the box towards yourself.
you were surprised to see a wet shivering cat inside the wet box.
you quickly scooped the cat up in your arms, uncaring how its fur soaked your shirt and ran back into your house.
you wrapped the kitty inside some random towel you found laying around and tried your best to keep it warm.
" wait here alright? i'm going to go buy you something to eat. "
and off you go, rushing to the nearby convenience store to buy a tiny packet of cat food and some wet food also because why not?
but what you didn't expect was some hot guy wrapped only in the towel you gave the kitty earlier. his god figure and milky white skin may have made you drool a bit.
but your senses finally came to you as you realized that there was a random smoking hot guy in your house.
" oh, you're back? what do you have in your hand there? smells delicious.. " said guy got up, the loose towel threatening to fall of any second now.
" who.. who are you?! where's that kitty earlier! " you held your hands up in front of your face as self defense, only for that guys to hold you wrist.
" kitty? how cute.. now give me some of that, i'm starving. " he only brushed you off as he tried to grab the treats inside the plastic bag.
unfortunately for him, you hid the treats behind your back and took a couple steps back. " get back dude! who are you and how are you in my house?! "
he tsked while rolling his eyes. " humans.. always so stupid. " you started at him in confusion. is this guy not a human..?
" i'm that cat you took earlier dummy, remember? i was calling for help in that stinky box and you aid me! "
you stared at him as if he was insane, which he definitely was. " what. i took in a cat. a feline. a kitty. not a grown ass man. "
a loud grunt left his mouth as tapped his foot. " listen how about i just show you? "
before you could ask, in the blink of an eye, the man turned into.. cat from earlier?
a loud thud shocked the cat as he saw your body hit the floor.
a grunt left your lips as you held your head in your hands. " what the hell.. " you muttered to yourself, wondering if that was all a dream.
but why does your chest feel heavier than normal? in fact why does the bed feel heavier than normal?
you looked down to see the guy from your dream resting on your chest, his eyes closed.
you wanted to get up and scream but couldn't find the energy to do so and from how heavy this guy is.
" finally awake? " the guy mumbled, his voice rumbling in your chest.
" was.. was it all not a dream..? " you asked him to which he rolled his eyes to. " of course dummy, or else i wouldn't be here."
you blinked before finally pushing him off of you.
" so now what? i was planning to adopt you before but now.. " you trailed off.
" i wouldn't use the word adopt but so what? just do it. most cats here are just like me. it won't change anything anyways. " he replied, slowly pursuing to adopt him.
you started at him for a second and just now noticed how handsome he was.. stop it yn! that's a goddamn cat in front of you!
" i-i guess.. sure yeah whatever! i don't think anything can phase me anymore! what's next? a dog that's actually a man is just gonna pop up at my front door? "
he scowled at you, the mention of the word dog making his whole face turn sour. " don't even think about getting a dog in here. "
he smiled before jumping onto you, tackling you down in a hug. " i have a name by the way, it's minho. so don't even think of giving me some stupid name. "
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From Helvete With Love
Summary: Euronymous' twin hippie brother is in town and up to cause some chaos! (Bear with me, I'll make it work!)
Pairing: Euronymous x fem!Reader x Kappa
Word Count: ~1.8k
Content Warnings: Double Trouble Smut 18+!, You Don't Really Expect This To Have A Noteworthy Plot Do You?, Threesome (mfm), Spit Roasting, Hair Pulling, Subspace, Emotional Cheating, Implied Substance Use (Alcohol and Pot), Dub-Con Due To The Substance Abuse, Kappa Having Insane Amounts Of Audacity While Euro Is Kind Of An Asshole
A/N: I really hope the nonnie with the Threesome request from 2-3ish weeks ago sees this 👀 Also not proofread bcs I literally need to catch the bus to work in like 3 minutes.
Tagging the horny horde:
@crypticsewerslut @quicksilversg1rl @cc-luvr @icarus-star @milaeth @roryculkinsgf @spookyorchid @arch1viste @whoareyoi @angelsanarchy @b4sementgrl @blueberrypancakesworld @rocketqueen-world @r0ttenmess
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Cry
Who do you need? Who do you love
When you come undone?
Who do you need? Who do you love
When you come undone?
- Come Undone By Bad Omens
In a high pitched jingle, the little bell above the door indicated that someone had entered the record store but you didn't really bother looking up from the latest issue of Kerrang! magazine, your eyes busy with studying an oven-fresh Duff McKagan interview.
"You call that shithole a record store, huh?" A somewhat familiar voice asked in a cocky tone.
You couldn’t quite pinpoint the person it belonged to and the snarky comment certainly had you raising your gaze towards the counter, shooting right towards the new visitor.
With a sleazy grin playing around his mouth, a well familiar face stared at you with strikingly blue eyes just like those of your boyfriend.
"Look what the cat dragged in…it's the hippie cunt!" You teased right back at the man that happened to be Øystein's twin brother, Kappa.
"Oh, mean, missy!" He scoffed and arched his brows in amusement.
"What do you want, trashbag?" You sneered, smiling at him while your eyes roamed over his features.
You only had met him on a few rare occasions but it never failed to befuddle you just how similar and yet dramatically different Euronymous and Kappa were. Polar opposites in everything but being terribly eccentric and pretentious jackasses.
"I'm in town and I thought to say hi to my brother, is he around by any chance?" Kappa inquired, leaning his torso against the counter whilst throwing you a borderline flirty smile.
"In the back." You nodded your head towards the bureau behind the countertop to gesture him the way.
"Thanks, sugar!" Kappa quipped whilst walking around the counter, heading towards the bureau.
"Fuck off, hippe." You beamed at him with a cheeky smile before lowering your gaze back onto the glossy pages of the magazine.
Neither of you had really been ready for the way this day played out after this seemingly innocent interaction. Everything started with a few guiltless beers at the pub nearby, maybe a few shots of vodka too and the occasional cigarette to go with tipsily firing neurons, craving one hit of serotonin after the other at this point. However, the nicotine in your bloodstream turned into herbally-pungent THC by the time the three of you arrived back at Helvete, sloppy steps scratching over the cold asphalt illuminated by cool-toned street lights. Of course, Kappa had brought some weed with him and neither of you held back in indulging in it to the point where your body felt like one buzzing cloud made out of cotton candy. At some point you weren't sure anymore whether the couch was actually a part of you or not as your weary eyes grazed over a scenery of crushed beer cans, shot glasses and scattered vinyls. The air around you was thick and heavy with the smell of alcohol and pot, the smog covering the record store in a white, translucent veil seeping into every last nook and cranny.
Your bloodshot eyes felt like simply fluttering shut and you could've sworn they did but you weren't sure of this at all. Did you black out for a moment or where did the memories go that would’ve explained how your train of thought got back on track again as you heard yourself breathing out a muffled moan?
"There she is! Got me worried there for a second, sugar." You noticed Kappa talking to you in a breathy tone from above.
The hits of information reached your brain one after the other in a violent flush of realization. You knelt on all fours, a soft mattress underneath your palms and knees swallowing up a good part of the recoil caused by your body being penetrated from both ends, Kappa in the down your throat and Øystein buried deep inside your oozing cunt, both their cocks fucking into you in a firm pace.
Pulling in all the air you possibly could through your nose, you reluctantly looked up to Kappa as you noted how sore your jaw felt with your lips eagerly wrapped around his girth, sucking him off like you never did anything else in your life. How the hell did you get here? The question burned inside of your racing thoughts but you tried to push it to the side as your gaze met with Kappa's, who was looking down at you with an unexpectedly warm smile.
"Don't worry, I got you, make sure you’re okay, hun." He whispered to you in a raspy voice as the hand, that wasn't grabbing fistfuls of your hair to guide your head back and forth over his throbbing cock, went to your cheek to give you soft caresses filled with affirmation.
"Good girl.", He praised, the tip of his hard on nudging against the back of the throat, "Øystein really lucked out with you as a girlfriend. You're funny, you're smart and hella pretty."
"Could you not?" It was now that you really took notice of your boyfriend behind you with his hands on your hips and his lap rocking against your rear in desperate thrusts.
"What? You gotta make her feel at least a little special right now." Kappa sneered back at his brother without ever taking his eyes off of you, practically hypnotized by the way his cock disappeared into your throat with every roll of his hips.
"I think I can do that very well on my own." Euronymous huffed, tightening his grip around your waist before pushing himself into you with such brute force that it nearly hurt.
You winced around Kappa's cock, a few wayward tears pricking at your lower lash line and his thumb wiped them away before they could even really trickle down your face.
"Issok, sugar. C'mon, close your eyes and enjoy yourself." His broad hand cradled your face and you trusted him, allowed yourself to.
"There you go…" Kappa cooed to you in a saccharine-sweet voice, hips rolling against your face in a steady pace, careful to not hurt or overstimulate you.
With that you let yourself go, adjusting to his rhythm while your mind rendered blank. You've never ever felt this filled up before and it was continuously bordering on the very fine line of being just too much for your body but instead of your actual boyfriend it felt like Kappa was guiding you through this, all his attention was on you and you only. Of course, he loved the sight of his cock slipping in and out of your mouth in wet, sloppy sounds, making him feel ready to burst at any minute now but he not once put his own pressure released over your well-being in this constellation. Quite the contrary to his brother who was railing into you at a merciless pace from behind, rendering your tightening cunt sore from within. In a way, he knew that he wasn't having the upper hand here anymore and in desperate, failing attempts Øystein tried to turn your attention back to him which only led to you being even more infatuated with the gentle yet firm ways of his brother.
Kappa put you in a headspace you've never experienced before and to say that this state was blissful oblivion would've been an understatement. Mixed with all the substances in your bloodstream, you felt yourself slipping into beautiful nothingness and just felt your body, felt Kappa's cock sliding down over your tongue again and again while he held your head by your hair, steadying you, making sure to not accidentally choke you with his girth. He made it known that he was here for you and it made your chest feel all warm and secure, a warmth that would shot right down between your legs in the very next second, making you clench down around Euronymous' cock in what turned out to be the first contractions of an orgasm that took you by surprise. You inhaled sharply as undefined moans and whimpers vibrated around Kappa's hard on which he only reluctantly pulled out of your mouth. While Øystein rode you through your orgasm, gradually losing himself in it, Kappa stroked himself off with a few quick pumps of his fists, spilling and splattering thick ropes of his seed right onto your face. With your entire body convulsing around your boyfriend one rouge thought escaped its prison and ran wild inside your mind. For a moment you couldn't help yourself but to wish that it was Kappa's cock you were cumming on right now. Your eyes shot wide open as a sharp pang of shame and guilt chased right after the orgasmic high.
"Dude, really?!" Øystein groaned behind you, drilling himself into your now utterly overstimulated pussy one last time before coming undone deep inside of you himself. You recognised how he filled you up with himself like so many times before but you couldn't pull any please from it right now, instead you stared back up to Kappa who was breathing heavily.
"What? I thought it to be a bit more decent than busting my load down your girlfriend's throat, no?" Kappa scoffed at his brother, lowering his hand down to your face again, gathering a dollop of his cum from your chin and smearing it just over your trembling lips, the tip of his thumb prodding against your mouth, leaving it up to you whether to open up or not. Entranced by the way his icy blue eyes were beaming down at you, you did just that, a part of you defiling your boyfriend for never taking care of you the way his brother did.
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withjaejae · 20 days
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Monster under the bed | Jung Hoseok
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Pair: sadist!hoseok x fem!reader
Warnings: smut, psychotic smut, stalker vibe, stalker x stalker, just its fucked up. Sadist, Masochist, mentions of blood and killing, physical violence, unprotected sex (know better), really rough sex, if sadistic things scare you, DNI.
Summary: Hoseok calls himself loving and caring person, he worried too much about the people he loved that he would go certain lengths to keep them by his side, he always made en effort until you fell into his hands.
A/N: idk, i had read too much and watch to much that I had to write my thought down and it gave birth to this.
Song: Monster Under the Bed by Emily Mei - go watch the MV!!!
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"Suki!" Hoseok called out for his Russian Blue cat as he was emptying a can of cat food into its plate. "Suki!" He calls again.
He frowns and goes around his apartment calling for it when he finally notices the front door open. Fuck. He should've fixed the door knob this morning.
Just as he was about to bolt outside he's met with you, you were standing with a trashbag by your foot and Suki in your arms, cuddling her like a baby.
"You must be Hoseok." You point at the collar with his name and address on it.
"Suki, you stupid cat." Hoseok sighs and takes it from you and gently puts it down inside his apartment. "Did she scratch you? She has a temper." Hoseok tries to check your hands and arms but was distracted with the way your nipples can be seen through your white shirt.
"No, she's actually kinda sweet." You smile at him. "I'm YN. I just moved in next door." You stretched out an arm to shake his hand and he takes it.
"I'm Hoseok." He smiles and nods before you both slowly walk away from each other.
He closes the door to his apartment and makes sure to double lock it before he let's go of the breath he was holding in.
You were perfect.
Suki wasn't Hoseok's. It was his ex's cat but she had to leave the country so she put Suki up for adoption which Hoseok took as an opportunity to keep a piece of her with him.
He didn't look at other women since her but with you next door, his life had just shifted.
He looks up your name in the tenants list and finds you easily, he looks you up on every platform possible.
What he finds makes you even more perfect, you had a breakup a month ago, your family lived across the country, you worked from home and you love the beach.
For the next few days, Hoseok finds a way for you and him to meet each other, when he hears your room door shut, he sprints hoping to catch you in the elevator.
With the right timing and Hoseok's efforts, you two have grown closer since. He would pretend to go to the grocery whenever you did, or even let Suki out when he knows you're down the hall.
He's working the night shift as a senior nurse and on days like these is when he misses you the most since he gets home late. A knock on Hoseok's door comes in the middle of the night just as he arrives from work.
He was surprised to see a woman drenched in sweat and ruined makeup standing in front of his door.
"Sorry to bother you, I couldn't find her key and she mentioned a Hoseok, her neighbor to the right, I'm hoping that's you." Hoseok steps out of his apartment to see you sitting in front of your door.
"Yeah, I got it from here. Thanks." He's eyes are fixed on you, the woman leaves after seeing that Hoseok had you.
He picks you up like you weighed nothing and brings you into his apartment.
You stir in your sleep as he sets you down on his bed, taking your shoes and jacket off. His breath hitched when he finds you wearing a leather skirt and corset top that shows how pretty your tits are. Fuck. If he was your boyfriend you would have never gone out like this, not without him.
You stir in your sleep and open your eyes a bit, Hoseok was sitting on the floor to level with your face, you giggle and reach out to touch his nose.
"Hoseokie." Was all you said before drifting back to sleep.
His heart literally skipped a beat. He could hear it ramming against his ribcage because all his efforts didn't go in vain.
If you were thinking about him while you were drunk then how much more when you were sober. Hoseok is tempted to kiss you but he didn't want to be too much of a creep when you and him are just about to break barriers.
Hoseok couldn't really fall asleep knowing you're on his bed but he couldn't really touch you. He swirls the whiskey in his glass, even from the living room he could hear you breathe, he knows when you toss or turn. When he heard you grunt and whimper, he had to check on you.
He sees you sitting up, looking around when you finally see Hoseok standing by the door and you smile.
"Fuck, I must be dreaming." You snicker and stand up to reach for the zipper of your top behind you.
Hoseok should stop you, but he wants to see all of you and with the little whiskey he has in him, he wants to touch you.
You start to strip until all that's left is your thong. Fuck he was hard, what he would give to fuck you from behind right now.
You plop back into bed and start snoring again. Hoseok's jaw clenches he's itching to touch himself but decided that he'd save it for when he finally fucks you.
He rummages through your clothes to fish out your key, he takes it into his study and uses some plaster to take a mold of it.
He goes and explores your apartment, now is his chance. It's a mirrored setting with his, he knew their beds were parallel to each other but confirming it makes him grin.
What should be an extra room is locked. He tries to rummage in the nearby shelves to see if he can find the key but he had no luck.
Before the sun came up, Hoseok takes your blanket from your apartment and wraps you in it before picking you up and putting you in your own bed. He makes it look like you actually came home last night to save you the embarrasment.
Hoseok sleeps better with your scent on his bed that he wakes up past noon with a good mood.
A knock comes into his door, he opens it to see you looking better. You showered and dressed in a simple dress.
"Hey." You bite your lip and look away, Hoseok knows what that him being shirtless makes you blush. "My friend told me you helped me last night."
"It's no big deal. I was awake anyway." He leans closer on the door frame making you blush even deeper.
"Well, if you're not busy. Maybe we could grab lunch? As a thank you." Hoseok smirks, he's feeling ecstatic.
"Give me 15 minutes." Was all he could say and give him a wide smile while rushing back to your apartment.
Hoseok revels in success. You've finally asked him out, sure it wasn't a date but it could be.
He takes a quick shower and dresses in a white button up top and khaki pants, you complemented him when he dressed like this.
He steps out of his apartment around the same time as you, exactly 15 minutes later.
You changed into a casual white dress and brown shoes, matching with Hoseok and it makes you giggle.
Fuck you're too cute. Hoseok just wants to wrap his arms around you, tie you up and kiss you. He wants to show you off to the world and then fuck you senseless when it was just you two.
"Where to?" He asks while you both walk towards the elevators.
You tell him about the Vineyard called V near the outskirts of the city. He told you that he knows the owner, a friend from college which made you ecstatic.
Hoseok offers that you use his car and you agree without hesitation.
"This was my dream car." You casually mention as you buckle yourself in. "I'm still saving up for it."
"You can use mine anytime." Hoseok offers and you smile again.
"Don't tempt me." But you felt that he was serious. "Can I be honest?" Hoseok nods since he was focused on driving.
"I had a weird dream last night." Fuck. He's caught. "You kept appearing in my dreams, took it as a sign that I owed you a lot for all the little favors I ask." He just nods. "And in a way, I hope this pays off some of my debt."
"And here I was thinking you asked me out just because you liked me." Hoseok dryly chuckles.
"Well that too..." He turns to look at you blushing. You just admitted that you liked him. Now he thinks he's dreaming but he bites back a smile.
You're a bit chatty when you're nervous so the entire drive to the Vineyard you and Hoseok exchanged stories, you both hated the same neighbor, work habits, friends and favorite food.
You've already invited him to go clubbing this weekend, no friends just the both of you.
You reach the Vineyard long after the lunch rush so there were just a few old couple who were enjoying their afternoon tea when you arrived.
Hoseok opens your car door for you and helps you out. He places his hand on your back, when you didn't complain he just kept it there until you reached the inside.
"Are my eyes deceiving me or is Jung Hoseok in my restaurant?" A man from behind the counter shouts and rushes to hug Hoseok. "Oh, and on a date?"
Hoseok smiled proudly when Taehyung acknowledges that you're on a date and you can't help but feel giddy as well.
"YN, this is Taehyung." You shake hands with the man. He's handsome too but you turn to Hoseok and smile again.
"YN. Never thought I'd get to see Hoseok again, thank you for coming. Please, have a seat, I'll take care of everything." Taehyung ushers you to the corner of the room where you get a view of the entire vineyard.
"Do you think you could get lost in there?" You wonder out lout.
"Harvest season is over so I think it'll be easy to navigate." Hoseok watches your features.
"Hmm... It would be a good place to dump a body." Hoseok starts to laugh and so do you.
"You're right." No, it wasn't weird that the two of you were talking about dumping bodies in Vineyards.
You laugh at the random conversations you have, Hoseok finds your imagination amusing but he's weirdly turned on.
Given how he was creeping around you all the time, you're still a mystery. He knows you on the surface but deep down, nothing. He's only seen one friend from last night but she didn't seem really close given how she just abandoned you with a stranger. You worked from home so he doesn't see you in a uniform, your always quiet even if he tries to listen through the walls.
"What do you do?" Hoseok finally asks justs as Taehyung serves one of his finest wines.
"I'm a graphic designer." That would make sense give how your home office is locked. "I know you're a nurse. I've seen you in your scrubs."
"This is one of my favorite wines." Hoseok raises the glass and clinks it with you.
The sweer fruity taste fills your mouth and your eyes widen.
"Oh wow. I could drink this all day." Taehyung serves the steak and the rest of the food he's prepared for you. "This is a lot."
"Only the best for the man who saved my life." Taehyung pats Hoseok's shoulder. "I almost overdosed in college, thankfully Hoseok was my roommate and kept me conscious until the EMTs arrived."
Hoseok smiles. What Tae didn't know if that Hoseok also beat up the guy who sold him the drugs to the brink of death and didn't bother calling the EMTs. Until today, Hoseok doesn't know if he survived.
Hoseok was always the protective type, Taehyung even used to tease him as obsessive. He would fuss about anything that bothered the person that mattered to him the most at the moment, when Taehyung left to study culinary in Italy, Hoseok had to shift his focus again.
"You don't say?" You admired how Taehyung spoke so highly of Hoseok. Knowing damn well he'd be the caring type.
When dinner was over you showered Taehyung with compliments which he reveled in. Just as the sun was about to set Hoseok asks if you wanted to go for walk in the Vineyard.
He offered you his hand, you take it without hesitation. There were a few people sweeping around while you both walked in silence.
"Hey, Hoseok." You stop on your tracks and he turns to look at you. "How come you never asked me out?"
You expected him to give excuses but he steps closer and places a hand on your cheek.
"I was building up some trust before I jump the gun, you just beat me to it." You giggle but he seemed serious. He swiped his thumb on your lower lip.
But just as you leaned in to kiss him an old man warned you about the bugs that crawled around you, jump as you notice them.
Hoseok bursts out laughing as you both run back to the car. Taehyung waves you goodbye before you both drove away.
"Fuck. Thank God he has a girlfriend." Taehyung's legs felt like jelly. When he saw Hoseok, he thought he was having a nightmare.
Taehyung knew what Hoseok did to the guy who sold him drugs, he was Tae's friend. Before him, when Taehyung's ex humiliated him at a party, the next day she came apologizing like crazy and even avoided looking at Hoseok.
Taehyung heard the stories surrounding the man he once called his bestfriend. He never believed them until that night, he flew to Italy to get away not because he was offered a scholarship. He even registered the business under his sister's name yet Hoseok knew he was the one running it and even teased him for not getting an invitation during the opening.
Hoseok wasn't protective, he was obsessed with a perfect life. One were the people around him shouldn't have worries to think about too. One might call him a lunatic.
The drive was silent, but Hoseok's hand was wrapped in yours the entire half hour. He hummed and you watched as the city came into view.
When you reached the apartment, you only let go of his hand when you exited the car but continued to hold hands as you went up the elevator.
You paused for a while when you reached your door... Contemplating on your next move but Hoseok spoke first.
"As much as I liked spending the afternoon with you, I have a shift in two hours." He steps closer again, you went up on your tiptoes and captured his lips in yours for a short kiss before rushing to get into your apartment.
Hoseok bit his lip and walked into his.
The next days, you'd spend your afternoons with Hoseok. He woke up at noon, you would have lunch outside, go somewhere then back before his next shift.
But he's off for the weekend and tonight you promised you'd go clubbing. So you dresed in a tight but classy black dress, your hair curled over your shoulders and heels high enough so you won't have to tip-toe when kissing Hoseok, or Hobi when he told you his nickname.
He knocks on your door and you let him in just as you started spraying your cologne. He made a mental note on the bottle's name.
"Fuck, you're stunning." He was no different, chest open, pants tight, sleeves rolled up. He was a sin. "Can't we just stay and drink here?"
This was Hoseok's first official time inside your apartment. After he got a copy of your key, he made sure you were home every time after his shifts, he'd check the fridge or trashbin if you ate, he'd leave a small peck on your forehead whenever he'd leave.
But in between, he was itching to know what was behind the other door. Its not like you have people often over that you kept that room locked.
You decided on a very boujee club. Where the city's finest hangout and because the music was better here.
With your hand intertwined with Hoseok's you make your way to the bar. You order three shots each to kickstart the night.
"Are you planning on getting me drunk?" Hoseok whispers in your ear.
"No, more than that." You giggle as you finish your first shot with him. He didn't expect you to drink all three in a row.
You drag him in the middle of the dance flor and start moving your hips to the music while your arms are around his neck.
You looked surprised when Hoseok moved sexier and hotter than you expected. Alcohol clearly taking over the both of you.
You grab shots that were passing by as you start grinding on each other. The music moves to a sexier RnB song and your bodies moved as one, his crotch pressed to your ass and his hands traveling from your tits to the side of your thighs, teasing you a little as he inches your dress up.
You step away a little to show him some moves but a woman was quick enough to pull Hoseok's collars towards her and smashes he lips onto his, before he could push her away you were already grabbing her hair.
"What the fuck!" She screetches as you raise your hand to fuck up her face and Hoseok was quick not quick enough to catch your wrist.
A solid smack on her jaw and she's out like a light. The bouncers start making their way towards you and Hoseok moved fast as he pulls you away from the crowd, he tosses the bartended more cash than what's on your tab before bolting for the door.
He helps you into the car and he jogs to the driver's seat. He makes you duck as the bouncers step out trying to loon for you but they barely put an effort since this was a usual club occurence.
When you both peek to see them back to their posts Hoseok laughs but you didn't.
"Hey, I'm sorry. I was caught off guard." His smile dies on his lips. "It was her fault, she ruined the moment."
"Exactly the reason why you shouldn't have stopped me from beating her up." You balled your fists, anger surging through you.
Hoseok feels your frustration and offers that you head home and continue to drink there.
You were silent the entire time. Hoseok was genuinely worried. He kept trying to remember the woman's face so he could hunt her down tomorrow but the lights were flashing different colors that he could barely picture her.
The moment the both of you step inside you take out some drinks from the shelf and pour Hoseok's drink from an unfamiliar bottle but he was too stunned at your actions to question it.
"Fucking ruined it!" You audibly mumble before pouring yourself a different drink from a different bottle.
Hoseok drinks his cup before you get any more frustrated but when he tries taking a step towards you he felt dizzy, he didn't drink enough to be like this but the next thing he knew he was on the floor watching your feet walk to his face.
"I should be the only one who gets kiss you like that." Though the words are muffled, its the last thing he hears before passing out.
He wakes up strapped to a chair, his arms tied behind him, his legs were free though, he tries to speak but the tape on his lips won't let him.
"Oh, you're up!" He looks up at you and you smile at his restrained figure. "I hope you're comfy." You say as you plop on the couch in front of him still in the dress from earlier.
The room was dim and was not helping his disoriented brain. When he finally regains focus he looks at you, you get up and run a thumb over the tape that covers his lips.
"I didn't want to have to do it this way, Hobi. But that bitch made me snap, stealing my Hoseokie is a very bad thing to do." You sounded so sweet and sexy, his brain couldn't keep up. "You're strong, normally people would wake up from the drink in like two hours but you did it in half an hour."
Normally? Does that mean you've done this before?
His breathing becomes ragged as you kneel down in front of him. Something on the wall captures his attention.
Photos of him, at work, with his ex, with Suki, hell you even have photos of him on his couch, even when he's asleep. A red string connecting photo after photo.
"You see, your ex had hired me to get rid of you, Jung Hoseok." You expected him to start begging but he just looks down at you. "I was going to have fun before I do so but you were such a treat now I just want to keep you for myself." You take a deep inhale of his scent and moan, Hoseok couldn't help but get hard at the sight.
"She wanted me to torment you, but as I studied you I realized that you just deserve better." You slowly unzip his pants. "You just needed someone to give you your needs." His breathing becomes shallow as you take out his semi from his pants.
"I genuinely like you, but why did you have to go kissing bitches in the club." You almost yelled but didn't want to bother the neighbors.
Hoseok didn't explain, he knew it was useless. What you saw vs what happned is no longer an issue.
"This is your punishment." You drop down to your knees and take him in your mouth.
Hoseok groans through his gag. Fuck, your mouth feels so good around him. If he could just free himself from the ropes he'd fuck your throat raw.
Just as he was about to cum, you stop. Hoseok looks at you angrily. But instead you start stripping before him, leaving nothing but a thong which you pull aside. You kiss him through the duct tape and slowly descend on his dick. He throws his head back in pleasure giving you access to his neck as you nip at it while you ride him.
You're fucking insane. He hates that his attention is split, as much as he loved you around his dick, he was also slowly untying his arms.
You were a moaning mess, you know sex with Hoseok would be mind blowing. And you love that you're right.
From the beginning, Hoseok's door was never broken. You had broken it days prior when you thought about killing him in his sleep. But that damn cat meowed so loud that it woke him. So you went for the friendly way, you knew Hoseok had the hots for you from the moment he saw you with Suki.
You closed your door louder even often greeted imaginary neighbors in hopes that he would hear you leave. Even drunk, you had ask your friend to drop you off because you were "completely drunk" and look for your neighbor, you were sure he had already come home from work.
"Fuck." You couldn't stop bouncing on his dick, it was addictive. You look at Hoseok and it seemed like he was enjoy this more. "Do you like that?" And he nods. "God, you're so big." You whimper as he holds himself back from cumming.
His hands were already free without you realizing it. All he needed was the right moment to get his revenge.
"Are you cumming?" You ask and he nods again.
You abruptly stop and laugh. But Hoseok didn't complain. He took you buy surprise by his hands wrapping around your ass and picking you up. You wrapped your arms around his neck, the blood drained from your face.
Nobody has ever escaped your ropes before. So when he slams you on the wall and fucks you even deeper, you can't help but fear for your own life for the first time ever.
"How?" Was all you managed to squeak out as he fucks you deeper and you moan louder.
With the tape still over his mouth, he can't speak but you can tell he was smiling by his eyes.
Then suddenly he drops you. You landed right on your tailbone paralyzing you for a second, you hissed in pain as you look up at Hoseok who slowly peeled the tape off his mouth.
"Don't bite off more than you can chew, sweetheart." Hoseok wraps his hands into your hair dragging you to the next room and your heart starts beating louder and faster.
He pulls you up and slams your face into the wall you're sure your nose is bleeding. Even so, you can't help but get turned on by his force.
"Such a needy slut." He rams himself back in your pussy and you moan out in complete pleasure. He smacks your ass with all his might while keeping your body in place.
"Fuck, harder." The moment he hears that, his heartrate spiked.
The reason his ex left him was because, like what Tae said, he was obsessed. And over that the sex was too much, even though Hoseok told her that he was a sadist she wanted to try him but it became too much. She left, but he followed her wherever she went. Broke into her apartment tried to beg for her to come back
Now, as he fucked you for the first time, he feels like you'll love everything he has to offer. He throws you on the bed, as you laid there spread eagle for him you wiped the blood off your nose and you fucking laughed.
You really are insane, but so was he.
He takes off his pants and shirt and finally captures your lips in his as he hovers over you. You moan into the kiss, Hoseok grabs your neck, choking you as he enters you again.
He thrusts deeper and harder into you. The lack of oxygen has pushed you to the edge, but he told you to hold it in as he fucked you harder and you're not even protesting as your face turned blue.
Tonight had endless surprises, you complained when he released you and even begged him to go harder than he is. His dick twitches at every word that came out of you. Begging for him to go harder, barely even getting the words out clear.
You both came together but you were still insatiable, he left you to go smoke in the living room. You followed him and with the ropes that you used to tie him and offered it to him on both palms and bowed down.
"What are you doing, sweetheart?" Hoseok takes a drag of the cigarette and blows it in your direction.
"Own me. Use me. Please." You your face was starting to bruise from when he pushed you on the wall, you ass turned red, his finger tips made a mark on your neck, yet here you are begging for him.
You meant to kill him but you'll never come across anyone else like him in your lifetime. Hoseok takes the rope and smacks your tits with it, you didn't complain. He slaps you so strong your lip bled, still no complaint.
Instead, you smiled and begged for more.
If Hoseok was fucked up, you were twice as bad as him. He smiles down at you and kisses you again, biting your lip and sucking on the blood that was dripping.
"Get on the bed, ass up and arms above your head." He whispers. You quickly scramble to your feet to followed his order.
He may need to marry you sooner than he planned if he wants to keep you for himself.
Hoseok didn't expect everything tonight, but it sped up his plans of keeping you. He was going to ask you out one of these days, then make it serious, after a year or two, he'd propose, by then he thought he could've broken you to be at his beck and call but now, seeing you on on the bed following his commands.
He now knows you were broken to begin with. And when a masochist such as yourself falls into his hands, they either stay or die. You will not, cannot, leave him.
As he closes the door, Hoseok knows that will never happen. You will never leave him, you smile from a bleeding lip and a bruised face, he's found you. He owns you now, there's no turning back.
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A/N: My soul needs cleansing, I know
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lpsotd · 7 months
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Hello hello! In the future for an lpsotd could you do either cat #649 or cat #1364? These two were my absolute favs as a little kid and were some of the first lps I ever owned so they hold a very special place in my heart.
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todays littlest pet shop of the day is ... kitten #1364 !! for you, @depressed-trashbag !!
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bamsara · 1 year
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So I've completely lost my voice due to the Sickness and calling my cats only produced a raspy air sound. I am now shaking an empty trashbag to call them to me because they cannot resist the sound of yummy delicious plastic (that they will not recieve)
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paper-jamming · 3 months
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*Hehehe...
*The old buzz on the hand trick never fails.
*So... A human aren't ya? Not a really good thing to be around here...
*But anyways, I am Sans, Sans the skeleton.
*And well, I am suppose to capture you.
*But I am on my break, and well...
*I like my breaks.
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So apparently people liked the idea and that's something I appreciate, so thanks to everyone reading this!!
Anyways, as you can see this is the Sans design of this underfell take.
Sans here keeps being our lazy favourite smiley trashbag, but has to actually work???
Rent ain't easy to pay and both him and Papyrus have works in this take.
Sans keeps his role as the judge but has more works around some of the underground locations, like a hot cat's stand at Hotland. Because well, double work, double the breaks!
Papyrus work will be revealed alongside his design, which I do have some rough sketches of him and everyone else, but It'll take some time since I am at my final exams of this trimester (explaining why I only upload sketches and no digital drawings)
Anyways, I'll may consider making this a little bigger than just a bunch of drawings if I see people actually liking It, but who knows
See you all later people!
-Gio
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bomberqueen17 · 7 months
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my personal hell
LOL ok so. I've been in buffalo for a week now. And i bought a car, which wasn't nothing. But I've had like. a small to-do list. We had every window in the house replaced (except for one, hilariously, which will remain as a testament to the original state of the house; it was enclosed by a three-season porch and so is a window from an interior room to an, effectively, seasonally, interior room, so we opted not to change it. we do open it in the summer. the cat loves it.) so all of the furniture was stacked against interior walls and, the house being from 1950 and having plaster walls, everything was covered in a fine layer of plaster dust. so i was gonna clean up and then put the furniture back. Simple, right? Dust things, shove things. No problem.
But like. there were shelves from the bathroom stacked in the office and I realized the contents of the shelves were untouched dusty things we'd forgotten about, so I took everything off those shelves first. Had to get those sorted, and back into the bathroom, before we could rearrange the office furniture, yeah? So I sat down Saturday morning to start on that, so we could rearrange the office furniture in the afternoon.
uh it's Wednesday my dudes, and I'm still working on that. It turns out there were depths of despair there and in the linen closet, things untouched for a decade, silted-in. I found jewelry I took off while traveling in 2012 and left in the travel toiletries organizer, and then have spent a decade looking for and pining after and trying unsuccessfully to replace. I found a very sentimental ring in a ziploc baggie in a box, lost for at least nine years. I found countless cosmetics and toiletries that dated back as far as 1998. (I haven't quite thown out that lipstick I used to wear clubbing and for sloppy lesbian makeouts in bathrooms in Edinburgh. It's no good anymore and it has to go, but. Oh man. That was this lifetime and that was me. Really???? I never did figure out how to wear lipstick without it looking really stupid after the first drink/kiss etc, I don't think there's actually a trick I just think everyone else is more patient with reapplications than my ronald mcdonald ass.)
I went out yesterday, big outing in my new car, and bought new storage bins, hopefully to corral and sort things. But it turns out my personal brain holes are myriad and vast and deep when it comes specifically to sorting and categorizing items. It's tiny decisions I simply lack the capacity to make. Every single item I pull out and try to sort into a pile and I wind up with not discrete piles of categories, but rather a single flat layer across the entire surface, with each object in its own pile because I do not know how to sort it.
And I know what happens if I sort things into a cute storage basket: it will sit there, untouched, until some calamity makes me haul the entire thing out and upend it.
So, I don't really know what to do, and I have achieved nothing else of note in the last four days. I have made an unholy mess of the office, where the furniture is still stacked, unusable, against the non-window wall, and now the floor is covered in shit. I've hauled out two big trashbags (ok, one big and one small trashbag) of things that are unequivocally expired and unusable, things I well-meaningly filed in the memory hole in 2012 or so when I bought that shelf and then never touched again, things I've just learned to do without, forgetting I owned them.
So anyway I'll probably die here, RIP.
But at least I got to use the nifty cargo net that came with my new car to hold the overpriced clear plastic storage bins I bought at TJ Maxx in place in the trunk of my beautiful new car, so that's now going to get filed and never used again but at least I used it once. It's so fancy! Bye.
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dross-the-fish · 6 months
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He's been talked about a little but here's a quick sketch I did of Theo's deadbeat sire, Sir Francis Varney
I had a lot of fun with this guy's design. I imagine that he tends to give Micheal Keaton as "Beetlejuice" energy and overall reads as something of a trashbag. Most people are very put off by him.
Despite this he's actually the most sympathetic to humans and the most likely to be compassionate. He tries to avoid killing if possible and sometimes just seeks out humans for company rather than food.
Most higher vampires have animal forms or motifs. Dracula has two, bats and wolves, Carmilla's is a cat and Varney can take the shape of a rat swarm.
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anaja-theratbird · 11 days
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You Guys Have Committed Crimes, RWBY
Ruby:
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Spent too much time walking around like a Hot Topic advertisement. Probably thinks "Whispers in the Dark" is the greatest Skillet song of all time.
Weiss:
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For all her strides in becoming a better person she never properly apologized or made amends to the damages her family legacy caused SDC employees. She alone probably owes $420 million to the Faunus, smh. 😞 Her name means White Snow, yet she never shanked her dad or told off her mom for being so bland.
Blake:
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Was a member of a terrorist organization. Her crimes are too numerous, including bad taste in white men. Did not dropkick her ex for asking to be his kawaii nyanya cat. Emo.
Yang:
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Property damage, didn't interfere when her sister committed fairy tale suicide, is too good at posing coolly and confidently in a gay way.
The Happy Huntresses:
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They're too good to be the target of so much RWDE. Fiona is the only one spared and RWDE would still get mad at her for beating the crap out of someone for hating on her three wives.
Adam:
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Massively despised murderous stalker terrorist ex yet I always forget he exists, git gud, smh
Raven:
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Partied too hard and congratulated herself too much when she found out she wasn't the worst parent in the show (that's Marcus). Doubled it when Yuma won the award for being the edgiest person. Doesn't pay child support even though she's 95% of her daughter's issues. Easy to make fun of. "I LEAD OUR PEOPLE NOW AND AS OUR LEADER I WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO ENSURE OUR SURVIVAL"
Kali and Ghira:
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Best parents in the show, never came back after Volume 5.
WBY w/ Jaune:
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They let Ruby drink the tea. wtf. trashbags.
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l3irdl3rain · 1 year
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Just to show you the setup (ignore mess I had just scooped). Industrial trashbag to protect floor. Litterbox, and pee pad. They have, in total, 3 boxes, with the dining room pair having this setup. 99% of the time Richie will pee on a pad or in box. It works for him. Hope you get Duncan's system perfected!
Oh Duncan is actually pretty good at the litterbox. His main problem is the lip has to be low enough for him to get into the box since his mobility in his back legs is so poor. He’s not strong enough to squat so he just sits while he pees/poops and leans against the wall but that’s not really a big deal unless I let the boxes get really gross.
This is good for anyone who does have a cat with litterbox troubles tho! Chloe was terrible towards the end of her life
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peacheenie · 2 years
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thinking a normal amount about animals and beasts (click images to read better ig)
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think it would b rly funny if, in just a real ass life situation, these two totally normal lookin dudes who work on the subway lines just have the most whack ass pets and will happily go volunteer at the local vets/animal wellfare places and work with like scorpions and crabs and shit. 
they take elesa back to their flat for the first time and she looks at the floor as something scurries past and shes like “what the hell was that” and ingo just bends down and scoops a whole bearded dragon off the floor like “this is my son haxorus :]”
they WOULD also keep other animals at home but they dont want to cause any problems by having so many different species in one flat so instead they just turn up to the places they volunteer like “how is my baby doing?” and the ppl there are like “oh archeops? he wont stop screaming today but otherwise hes fine” and theyre like “ah yes that sounds about right”
think as the basis everyone would expect emmet to be a dog guy and ingo a cat guy but in reality its emmet likes all the animals (ofc) but has his few favourites whilst ingo will literally hang out with anything. if you have a dog/cat then hell yes he wants to pet it. if you have a crab hell yes he wants to hold that thang. you say you have a pet rock??? fuck yeah lets pretend to give this thing a snack there is no bias he just loves beasts.
emmet keeps trying to get rid of a trashbag of pappers they have sitting near their door for disposal but ingo keeps bringing it back in (because its not smelly or anything and the creases kinda look like a face emmet) like “what are you doing this is our good friend garbodor” and emmet wants to throttle him
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fyodorkitkat · 1 year
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***Minors DNI with this post***
Otome best worst boys poll results!
Meet the losers!
Whether it's because they are from less popular, less available, or unlocalized titles, or they just simply weren't best boy material (even for a worst boy) in comparison; these 4 LIs just didn't make the cut.
Here is a not so fun little introduction to these four trashbags and their series, as well as a list of some of their crimes!
Potential spoilers for Princess Closet, Black Wolves Saga, Moshi Kono Sekai ni Kamisama ga Iru to suru Naraba, and Dead Wishes under the cut.
TW/CW Warning:
***I've tagged the post as best as I could, but just in case. The following descriptions include mentions of potentially disturbing and triggering content, including physical abuse, psychological abuse, coercive control, SA, confinement, CSA, death, and dismemberment.
Please take care of yourselves and move along if necessary for your own health 🙏 It shouldn't need to be said but obligatory "I don't condone the actions of these characters, this is fiction and should stay as such" statement as well.***
First up, our biggest loser, garnering approximately 0 votes, Akito from Princess Closet! (Now defunct as a mobile app, but available on Nintendo switch through the Eshop)
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Princess Closet involves the MC being discovered by a fashion designer randomly and being chosen to become a model. This leads her to having to work with a few new men in this endeavor.
Enter Akito, a professional photographer who is here to help the MC do her best!
.....Except not so much. While normal and nice around others, Akito verbally degrades the MC when alone. He strangles her on their first outing together, and isolates her from everyone else when she moves in with him. He controls her food and diet, and eventually buys a human sized bird cage to confine her in.
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A full on abusive and highly volatile yandere, he definitely is the most trash LI in a game that is otherwise rather light.
Second up! Masato from the JP only game for PS Vita Moshi Kono Sekai ni Kamisama ga Iru to suru Naraba (MoshiKami).
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The MC and her childhood friends are pulled into a new universe after writing letters to God and throwing them into the ocean, a lot of complicated things happen from there. If you are looking for a detailed description and review of the game and its route, breadmasterlee dot com has an excellent very detailed one!
Masato is the MCs stepbrother, and during their childhood the MC suffers CSA at the hands of her step-dad, which Masato knows about but sadly for the MC keeps secret. Masato becomes obsessive over the MC during this time. Eventually, him the MC, and one of his friends go to the beach. The friend assaults the MC, and when Masato discovers them he kills his friend then SAs the MC next to the corpse.
While the MC eventually blocks this event out, Masato continues to obsess over her.
His actions eventually pile up to include pulling her hair out of the shower to lick it, collecting her finger nail clippings, jacking it to her while she sleeps in the next room, killing her friends and family, and SAing her next to their dead bodies.
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He got more votes than Akito....peace and love to whoever voted for this horror show, I hope you stay safe and take care of yourself 🙏
Next up, Mejojo Von Garbaldi! This cat is from Black Wolves Saga, available on PS vita and PC. While the game is unlocalized, an English fan patch exists for PC (which I can't provide instructions on because I never could get it to function, all apologies, Google and reddit are your friends!)
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In Black Wolves Saga: Bloody Nightmare our MC is living in a tower due to her illness and weak constitution, until she is accused of being a witch and taken by Mejojo and his brother Auger to their castle.
Mejojo is obsessed with the MC, but seemingly as a stand in for his dead fiance that ran off with another person and was subsequently killed. Mejojo has done a lot of terrible things and is very warped from his past, if you are looking for a well done and detailed description of his route, there is an excellent one by Cherry on visualnovelreviews dot com!
In our MCs journey with Mejojo, he physically tortures and psychologically abuses her. He also is responsible for perpetuating the genocide against the wolves in this universe, and is behind the events that caused the MC to be taken from her home.
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Overall, incredibly toxic! If this pretty and cruel cat boy was your choice, I wish you health and safety! 💜
Last but certainly not least....Mateo! Who is from the OEVLN Dead Wishes (available on steam and itch.io).
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Dead Wishes is a horror themed romance with men and women as LI options and multiple story paths. The game opens with your MC being dead broke and about to be evicted, from there they meet various people that determine the next events of their life. For better, or worse...
Mateo is a member of the mafia is head of a gang of homeless youth. Unfortunately for our MC and well, everyone, he is extremely volatile, manipulative, and incredibly sadistic. He "helps" the MC but proceeds to commit all manners physical and mental abuse on them. At one point he jokes about SAing the children in his gang in order to force the MC to comply with his demands. Oh and he eventually amputates the MCs leg and leaves them in a dumpster until they lose their mind...
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His route feels like a giant "how much more screwed up can we make this?" Writing exercise tbh. He is truly a terrifying sadistic yandere! But to someone, he was best, as he got multiple votes. I hope you are doing well and staying hydrated Mateo stans 🙏.
If you've made it this far, thanks for reading my little summaries of the last place LIs in my otome best boys only options are worst boys poll! And if you voted in the poll, thanks for participating!
I was team Yang but he didn't win 😔.
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scketchtoomblur · 2 months
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Taking poison damage cleaning my cat's litterbox from its smell mixed with the lemon scent from the small trashbags I was using
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