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thoughtportal · 6 months

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#toots #toot #civil rights #war crimes

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caguaydreams · 2 months

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a quick UPA inspired Starscream

#Starscream #Transformers #This approach is so much fun #Rooty Toot Toot is peak #and her character always kinda reminds me of Star so welp 🌟✨💥#caguaydraws

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luminarai · 2 years

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I think that for every episode of bake off that has a foreign country as a theme there should be a special third judge that is just a grandma of that nationality and they should be equipped with an air horn they can toot in paul hollywood’s smug face whenever he confidently says something completely incorrect about a bake’s construction, flavour, texture, etc etc

#cecil blogs her life #gbbo #great british bake off #bake off #Paul Hollywood #‘smörgåstårta shouldn’t be that mois-‘ TOOT #‘pico de gallow’ *TOOT*

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suntails · 1 month

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toot toot!

#breaking my streak of dramatic af captions bc look at this. look at it. wtf was i supposed to call it. he's tootin whaddya want from me #he go TOOT TOOT on his lil trumpet i fuckgjn LOVE HIM im maxing this card im serious #lvl 60 10/10 no expense is too much for my precious boy #i found a new brush that has this rly soft charcoal vibe and i used it on this whole thing and it was SEXY it was HEAVEN #it was fun for coloring too!!! and the outfit colors are fun to color OUGHH everything made just for me <3 feeling SILLY #twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #his bunny outfit sweeps like im sorry but its the best card of the event and its not even fucking close #suntails #i did one 10-pull bc i wanted the paint bonus from epel's card even tho i HATE that card #and i instead got SUPER lucky and got deuce and NO epel!!! i couldnt be fucking happier #then my job interview today never called and i was miserable again but it was an internal issue and im now rescheduled for next week #so please dear god pls guys pray i get this job. i want it sooooo bad

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vq0riyxm4c7xnb · 1 year

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obsob · 5 months

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once more around the sun!! :3

#mine #cats #happy new year!!! a little late but alas #i didnt like th colours here but now i love them hehehehehheheh #i hope everyone had a good holidays life development for me is i now like ice hockey #in my sports fan era...these greasy sweaty bloody white men...intrigue me #also i got a new diary!! im using th hobonichi cousin in kinda alarmed by it ngl a5 is a lot of space to fill #i tried the hobonichi techo a couple years ago n found it a rlly weird size 2 work in but now.........big page scawwy #im trying not 2 b too insane about it . like relax who cares #if i do cute spreads i will share them :3 #also in th same vein im not setting a book goal this year !! tbh i surpassed my goal last year by a lot and wasnt stressed about it at All #but i get so guilty about not reading sometimes like girl . guilty to who? god? are we catholic now? get a grip #anyway anway im going to toot on my flute and then eat my weight in mac n cheese #love how i had to get a new cork in my flute bc i didnt play for like 10 months n th guy was like play regularly! n i was like yeh will do!#and then did not do that #alas...time escapes me

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devilsfashions · 1 year

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Cute trending Design called "Sorry I Tooted It Came Out Of My Brass"

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sadikkem · 1 year

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(via funny trumpet sarcastic sorry i tooted it came out of my brass Active T-Shirt by Msadk)

#findyourthing #redbubble #trumpet #tooted #trumpet player #funny #i tooted #music #new music #classical music

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greengableslover · 2 months

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BRIGHT STAR (2009) dir. Jane Campion

#bright star #perioddramaedit #brightstaredit #filmedit #filmgifs #perioddramasource #userbennet #tusereliza #userpavlova #john keats #fanny brawne #toots brawne #ben wishaw #abbie cornish #edie martin #*film #*

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cloneenthusiast · 1 year

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Despite everything.

#the bad batch #star wars #tbb crosshair #crosshair bad batch #tooka #loth cat #kitten #bird's art #yeah....#everyone deserves to be loved unconditionally #featuring Spits the tooka!! cross's lil devil #also for the sake of characterization #this is a private moment between him and his kitty cat #inspired by a personal experience #not to toot my own horn but I am proud of that second expression #idk if i'll capture it like that again fsghjk #tooka series

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ragingtwilight · 7 months

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sheep jokes

#cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl fanart #cotl narinder #cotl leshy #comics #my art: cotl #my art: shitpost #my art #not to toot my own horn but that last leshy panel is the cutest fucking thing #i am stuffing him in my pocket for later consumption #i forgot to do the text colouring but idc i post rn #also these jokes may appear in my fic teehee

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thoughtportal · 1 year

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#toot #toots #mastodon #online privacy #internet privacy #right to privacy #medical privacy #privacy

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kth1 · 2 months

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i don't know why ♡ for @kimtaegis

#gif #jimin #pjm #dailybts #btsedit #btsgif #raplineuser #tuserandi #userkelli #usersky #heyryen #bangtanarmynet #armysource #networkbangtan #usertaeyungie #not to toot my own horn here but im very happy with the coloring... but not the frames... idk what happened there LMAO #speak yourself the final #jimin gif

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clearlypissed · 3 months

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02/20 - Happy Birthday Clear ! 🥺

#dmmd #clearao #dramatical murder #toot #finally drew them after so long #love them both sm

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ozzgin · 2 months

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Ozz.. at this point I think you should just make fic of yourself… I call thee :

“Ozzgin, The groom of many, Poet of depravities, Maker of the Ancient House of whores (readers), and Hands of the illustrator.”

Faq, wait, now you sound like Zeus….

Yeaaaah, I do very much enjoy my consent, thank you :’) But mythological scoundrels aside, you did give me a very funny idea, anon. Like...

Yandere! Tumblr Writer x Literal Reader

TW: stalking, obsessive behavior

"Oh, a new post!" You roll over to the side and begin scrolling. Your favorite writer just shared a new story, and you can't wait to get your yandere fill.

You scan the paragraphs with a wide grin, yet as the story progresses, your features begin to twist in confusion. Are you imagining things? The author's notes mentioned something about a particular kind of Reader for this plot. But this...

It starts rather generic, then the details are fleshed out. Details eerily similar to your own life. "W-well, many people look like this, I suppose", you tell yourself reassuringly. That's right. A lovely, unexpected coincidence. At least you can insert yourself better into the story.

Oh, but it goes on. Isn't this your nickname? The place described sounds so much like your own home...and your family situation...and your street. You sit up and stare at the phone. What the hell?

Not only is everything an exact account of your life, but the plot dutifully replicates your last week, almost as if someone had followed closely behind. The times you left your place, what you wore, where you went. You just realize you've been holding your breath.

The story moves on to what would be tomorrow. The yandere finally decides to make a move, essentially trapping the Reader. You continue to gawk at the words, unable to look away.

It must be a misunderstanding. With trembling hands, you type in an anonymous ask. Funny coincidence, you explain, you nearly thought this story was about you.

Seconds later, you receive a notification. The writer just responded: "I have to get my inspiration from somewhere, (Y/N). I'll see you tomorrow :)"

#not to toot my own horn but I'd make a decent yandere #I'm just kidding around guys don't be spooked #yandere #yandere x reader #yandere x you #yandere x darling #yandere imagines #yandere scenarios #yancore #yandere aesthetic

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skepticalcatfrog · 4 months

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Crows Silhouette Portraits, Part 1/3: Kanej

Helnik Wesper

Does this style suit them or what?

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